Chapter 486: Leave Me Alone
The Howling Dog was motionless, Hao Ren looked the Howling Dog up and down, and he said softly: "Ah, this puppy's fur is good, shiny, and looks healthy...... Now, it's really rare to find such a beautiful puppy, I really don't want to kill such a beautiful puppy! I'm not from Yulin, and I don't want to have a dog meat festival, I really want to let this stupid dog go......"
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"This stupid dog doesn't want to live at all, I said Hao Ren, don't think about it, it's just a stupid dog, what can it do? It is better to let me drink its blood, his blood is full of curses and ominous, and it is very good for me!" said the dragon slaying knife.
"Why are you so greedy? You've drunk the blood of no less than ten Death Beasts, and I haven't drunk one yet!" said the mace angrily, "Why are you so greedy?"
"It's your own problem, who told you to leave it there in the first place...... When we ran away, who told you not to chase after us......"
"Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to...... The situation was too dangerous at the beginning, you think about it, so many pairs of eyes saw that I broke the claws of the dead ghost dragon with a stick, if I ran over with a girl, they would definitely find out that I was extraordinary, where did I have a chance to run, I pretended to die for so many years to get a chance......"
"Damn, you can't do it yourself and blame these people for having a problem, you won't find a way to escape, are you also like this stupid dog with a dog brain?"
"You think I didn't think I had a way, there was a damn shaman who put me away, he studied me for several years, and finally led to a fire, to refine me into a knife, then damn think that the metal on my body is a good material for refining knives, he has a natural prejudice against the mace, thinking that it is not a first-class weapon, but that fire, how can it melt me? He had no choice but to sacrifice me to Mount Olympus, hoping that the gods in his mind could refine me and make me into a good sword, and I had been tormented by these guys over the years..... Until that day, that damn dead ghost White Tiger actually used me as a weapon against you, and it made me very happy at that time....."
"I've been pretending to be garlic for so many years...... Pretend to be an ordinary mace, but it suffocates me....." The mace drew an arc in the sky, and said resentfully, "I have been wronged for so many years, and it is not okay to take the blood of this stupid dog as compensation for my grievances?"
The mace is very pitiful, and it is now playing the sad card.
After speaking, it smashed at the dog, and the dog was tightly grasped by Hao Ren, and it was estimated that it could burst out of the brain.
The howling dog felt a chill in its heart, and it felt the shadow of death....... It closed its eyes, its heart beating violently in the shadow of death, and it felt like it couldn't move.....
"Damn, cowardly stupid dog!" said the dragon slayer at once.
"Damn! This damn stupid dog! It's so timid, and what kind of god is it, it's not even as good as the Erha I fed when I was a child!" Hao Ren threw the howling dog in his hand to the ground, covered his nose with both hands, and scolded backwards, "Damn!"
The mace in the sky, it let out a laugh, and it flashed to the side.
This whistling dog was so frightened that it was incontinent, and it flowed all over the ground, exuding a disgusting stench.
"What's the matter with you?" Hao Ren was very puzzled, looked at the disgusted dragon slayer knife and mace, and said, "What's the matter with you? Aren't you the legendary imperial soldiers? Imperial soldiers are just weapons, do they also have a sense of smell? You don't even have a nose, how can you smell the smell? You don't have a sense of smell, what do you dislike?"
Hao Ren's attention was not even on the dog, he counted the dragon slayer knife and mace, thinking that they should not show the same dislike for the puppy as he did.
"What's so great about having a nose?" said the mace, "what's so great about having a nose? If I exist as a soul, I also have a ...... with a nose and a face."
"You can't dislike disgusting things without a nose? doesn't this dog have a nose? It's so dirty, it's incontinent!"
"I think, only people with a nose don't care about incontinence, Hao Ren, you and this dog have noses, and it used to be your god, you shouldn't dislike it........ You dislike it, you're forgetting your roots!" The Dragon Slayer Knife took a step further and taunted Hao Ren and said, "Judging from this matter, how ignorant you were in the first place, you actually worshipped such a stupid beast!"
"Damn! When have I ever admired these stupid brutes? I can't wait to kill these stupid brutes!" Hao Ren said very depressedly, "Don't mock me with the stupid things that humans did at that time! I have been smart and intelligent since I was a child, and when I was very young, I saw through that such a beast has no brain.......s at all."
"Well, you have been wise since you were a child, but you can't deny your father, your grandfather, your great-grandfather...... Your ancestors used to prostrate themselves in front of such fools and prayed sincerely..... How can a group of stupid descendants have such a combination of wisdom and beauty as you....... This must be a system problem, and it really makes people reflect, what happened in the middle?" said the Dragon Slayer.
"What happened? I think about it, what could it be? Could it be that his grandfather's wife betrayed their marriage? changed his genes?" This made Hao Ren very speechless, these two superb weapons were put together, it was simply too lively.
"Damn, I still have ancestors, do you have ancestors?, what do you guys dig out of the ground?" Hao Ren also mocked these two goods unceremoniously, saying, "I don't even have ancestors, and I have a Mao qualification to discuss these topics? Why do you suddenly have wisdom? Is it because the people who refine you have a relationship with those so-called color god iron, and then give birth to your souls, ah, you don't know about this?" Let me tell you, there is this method in our world, that is, the intercourse (sensitive) between souls can give birth to new souls...... What is the origin of your soul, is it that disgusting refiner did something disgusting to you that should not be done at all during normal refining? Or did he do something self-comforting while he was working normally, squirting the juice of the source of life, so that those divine iron sensed something, and then gave birth to you......"
"Damn, can you not be so disgusting?"
"Can you be a little more disgusting? Can you be a little more disgusting?"
"I am a bold hypothesis with a scientific attitude....... Of course, I will also carefully verify it, and I am ready to smelt an imperial soldier with a soul!" Hao Ren said.
The men teased each other, not taking the Howling Dog into their eyes at all, and the Howling Dog was now eager to dig a hole into it, and it was both terrified and humiliated.
"Suppose your sister, you are filthy! you are even filthy than the ancient dust, I see, this body and soul are filthy!" said the mace.
"You always give you a reason to be wise, why so many weapons, you have developed wisdom, isn't it because those disgusting refiners have done some superfluous and unprofessional things in the process of smelting you? Don't be so nervous, don't be angry, you can convince me civilly......"
"Sleep,!" said the Dragon Slayer.
Immediately, the mace also became excited, and it roared: "Well, I think I can sleep with you, have you ever heard that there are only tired cows, there is no ploughed land, and in terms of gender, my sex is female....... You are a male, I will definitely be able to sleep with you, and I will tell you a very unfortunate news, our imperial soldiers can be converted into soul mode existence under the condition of sufficient spiritual power, and my soul mode is a huge gorilla...... Pajamas you are a simple matter ......."
This mace threatened Hao Ren said.
"Yes, a little bit like you, as an imperial soldier, whether male or female, it is very simple for you to wear pajamas......."
It's like a bunch of hooligans fighting here, and they don't care if they live or die....... The Howling Dogs suddenly felt hopeful, this is a group of hooligans who may not care about their own life and death at all, their own life and death are just a very small matter for them, as long as they beg them to live. Perhaps, they are not some of the Holy Cultists who must fight to the death with the gods.
So, the whistling dog wailed, and it gave in, and it said in the language of the gods, "Leave me alone, good men....... I'll be your dog!"
(To be continued.) )