Chapter Seventy-Eight: Joke or Frame-up?
The heroes rushed forward and the seven people were also drunk, tearing their throats and singing a big show, squinting their drunken eyes, and finally the seven brothers tumbled and fell to the ground, snoring for a while.
Anyway, everyone drank so much that a maid came in and said something, and everyone didn't hear it clearly...... Even Da Shao didn't run, and finally stayed at Dugu's house at night, no way, Da Shao also drank a lot, although he forced out a lot of wine by cheating, but the remaining wine jīng was enough for him to drink a pot, and later, the wine was smoking, and he was confused, and he didn't find Tang Yuan everywhere, so he went into the guest room to sleep in a daze.
When I got up the next day, I heard two maids outside whispering: "Hey, do you know......?
"Uh-huh, I've heard about it too, but I don't ...... details."
"Then I'll tell you, don't spread the word......"
"Mmmm, I must not pass it on......"
"I heard that fat man, yesterday went to the toilet, vomited for a long time, and then plopped, guess what?"
"What's wrong?"
"He jumped into the pit at once, and he wanted to catch fish in it...... Oh my God, it just rained and said, what's that...... It's all splashed out...... Oops, but it's disgusting......"
"What did you do?"
"Hey, but the king and a few of them are tired, the smell is bad, and the place is not right, the fat man's whole body is sunk in it, and more than a dozen people wrapped ropes around him before pulling it out, and everyone splashed all over his body...... Then he dragged it to the pond and washed it five times before he got into the guest room, and it was said that it still smelled after entering the guest room...... Wang Tong and the others had no choice but to get seven or eight more buckets of water and washed him twice before they were cleaned......"
"That'...... He hasn't woken up yet?"
"Not woke up, not only did I not wake up, but I kept shouting to catch fish in there......"
"That's amazing...... It's tough......"
"That's not all, it is said that when he went in, the young master was squatting inside, and he grabbed it with one hand and threw it out, and then he still had palpitations, fortunately the young master was thrown out by him, otherwise he would have been smashed into the pit together, although the young master was also tall, but he still couldn't compare with the young master Tang...... I heard that Young Master Tang had to go fishing...... And then I jumped off on my own......"
"Huh? hahaha...... But I laughed to death. ”
"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death...... "Jun Moxie, the eavesdropper, also laughed, although he knew that this was his good brother's trouble, he really shouldn't laugh, but this dead fat man, he was too capable of doing it, just his weight, what did he fall into, but it was really called heaven and earth...... As soon as they heard Da Shao's laughter, the two maids suddenly panicked. But seeing this guy come out with a smile all the way, he just inquired about where Tang Yuan lived and left, so he breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the rules of the family are the strictest, and servants like them talk about visitors in private, let alone let the guests' companions know.
When Jun Moxie saw Tang Yuan again, this guy was sleeping under the quilt, and the room smelled of wine.
Looking at it like this, what happened last night is not very impressive.
Before coming, Jun Moxie only felt funny, this fat man was really too uncountable, so he drank a little more wine, and actually went to someone's pit to catch fish, but now seeing Tang Yuan lying on the bed, Jun Moxie suddenly became suspicious.
Tang Yuan either didn't count, or was careless, or didn't fight, or even had no taste, but he was definitely not confused! Even if he was drunk, he would never go to the thatched pit to catch fish, right? Besides, with Tang Yuan's physique, there was such a big thatched pit there?
Can he fall and still flutter in it?
It's not a fucking swimming pool, is it?
Other people's families don't know, but Jun Moxie, the thatched pit of the Jun family, knows that in addition to the personal convenience of the host, there is also the convenience of the guests who entertain them, and the other is the convenience of the guards at home. Except for the guards who are bigger, the other ones, the equipment is of good grade, there is no such thing as the possibility of getting guests in, and besides, in terms of the size of the fat man, there is only so much space, it is estimated that the hard game will not be able to fit in.
But this is the case, so how did Tang Yuan fall into the pit?
The only explanation is...... Is it being calculated?
Jun Moxie gently opened Tang Yuan's life, carefully examined his body, but didn't see anything, stood up and groaned for a long time, and walked out. A guard was summoned: "You take me to the place where I drank last night." ”
The guard saw that it was the future uncle who greeted him, so he didn't dare to slack off, and took Jun Moxie back to the place where he drank last night, and the mess had already been cleaned up, but the faint smell of wine still drove away.
Jun Moxie stood where Tang Yuan was originally sitting, and at this time, the big chair specially made for the fat man had already been withdrawn. Da Shao pondered for a while and said, "How many convenient places are there around here?"
The guard was stunned for a moment and said, "There are two nearby." There are still in the distance. ”
"Oh, you take me to see it. Jun Moxie waved his hand.
The guard was surprised, and said in his heart that this future uncle was strange, he had visited the rockery garden or something, but it was the first time he had seen a latrine. But the guests had requests, especially their future aunt, and they didn't dare to refuse it anyway, so they had no choice but to take him with them.
After looking at three convenient places in a row, Jun Moxie's suspicions became more and more serious. There are no traces of that in all three places. However, after coming from there, there are only three places that can be convenient. So where is it convenient for Tang Yuan to go?
"Is there any other convenient place to go?" Jun Moxie straightened up thoughtfully. asked lightly.
"Yes, yes, but a little farther away, and then again, the land is used by the people...... Filthy......" The guard felt a chill inexplicably. This young master Jun is really weird, in such a place, ordinary people have to cover their noses when they come, but he actually acted as if nothing happened, and his brows did not wrinkle.
"Take me there!" Jun Moxie walked out first with a calm face.
The guard was nervous, he had now realized that something was wrong. I'm afraid that this uncle is only afraid that he is investigating the matter of Young Master Tang falling into the pit last night. simply took Jun Moxie to the place where the incident occurred, and gave a few familiar guards a look along the way, asking them to hurry up and find a few young masters and masters, I'm afraid something big is going to happen...... Jun Moxie didn't care at all, and let him pass on the news, this matter must have to be talked about with the Dugu family's people, so he simply saved the time he ordered someone to pass on the news.
Jun Moxie stood in front of the big pit at the place of last night's incident with his hands in his hands, and took a closer look. That's right, it should be here, a few stone steps, and then a deep pit underneath, but at the edge of the stone steps, there is another protrusion about forty or fifty centimeters. This should be a precaution to prevent adults from getting drunk or children from falling.
The Dugu family has done a good job at this point.
But...... How could Tang Yuan fall?
It's still a long way away, but it's a big pool down there, and it's a little frozen in winter. The more Jun Moxie looked at his face, the colder it became, he snorted, walked out, and asked, "I heard that there was a cousin young master who went to the toilet here last night?
"Yes, that cousin is the maiden nephew of the Ernǎinǎi family, and it has been many days since he came to Dugu Mansion......"
"Call him! Just say that this son has something to ask him!" Before the guard's words were finished, Jun Moxie interrupted him, his tone was awe-inspiring and indifferent, and the words of the young man at this moment were full of murderous intent!
Outside the latrine, the Dugu Invincible General had already rushed over in a hurry, as well as the three brothers Dugu Ying Dugu Xiong and Dugu Hao. Seeing Jun Mo Ye come out, Dugu Ying opened his mouth first: "Brother-in-law, why did you look for pits everywhere early in the morning, but you didn't squat, what are you going to do?"
Only Dugu was invincible, but from Jun Moxie's sinking face, which seemed to be about to kill, he saw that something was wrong. He asked, "Mo Xie, but what happened?"
"Last night, Tang Yuan was drunk...... Hehehe, that guy didn't have a chance, and he actually fell into this pit...... Well, that's how it goes. Jun Moxie stretched out his finger and pointed back, and his cold and electric gaze instantly turned around on the faces of the four fathers and sons.
"Fell into this pit?" Although Dugu Invincible is rough, his brain is not stupid at all, otherwise how can he be qualified to become the commander of an army, and his brain has already understood in a blink of an eye: "How could it be that it fell here?"
"Did the general think of it too? I was also suspicious...... He didn't go to so many latrines in your house, he had to run so far, and this was never his home, he was not familiar with the place, and he was even more in the middle of the feast, while drinking in the hall two miles away, he had to come here to jump the pit......"
Jun Moxie sneered, "Could it be that the fat guy is possessed by a ghost?"
Dugu invincible's face sank like water, don't look at the fat man, he may not attract many people, but the fat man has always been the heir of the next generation of the Tang family has been confirmed, and today's Tang Yuan is not comparable to the past, just with the important identity of the noble hall treasurer and the god of wealth in the capital, it can be said that he is worth ten thousand times, and he is one of the few recognized brothers of the young master, how can he be ignored, if this matter is handled with a slight mistake, it will cause extremely serious consequences!
Dugu General Huo Ran turned around and looked at his three sons: "Can anyone tell me, what's going on?"
"Dad, this is also very common...... What can't you do when you're drunk? Tang Fatty's bulky body fell into the pit after drinking too much...... That's not worth making a fuss about, is it?" The corners of Duguyying's mouth twitched, still wanting to laugh, it was really too cola.
"You foolish bastard, you are still happy, do you have no brains, or do you have moldy brains!" Dugu Invincible was almost so angry that his son vomited blood. It's not worth making a fuss? Don't you see that your good brother-in-law is about to kill someone? With Tang Fatty's bulky body, don't you wonder how he can get out of two miles after drinking so much wine?
"Mo Xie heard that there is another young master in your mansion here?" Jun Mo Xie squinted his eyes and smiled, and said quite gently: "And this young master was very close to Tang Yuan squatting in a toilet last night, I would like to see this destined person." ”