The footprints on the windowsill were getting closer and closer to me, and I was stunned for a moment, grabbed Yu Lan's arm with one hand, blocked it behind me, and whispered, "It's here." ”

The wind and rain became more and more fierce, and the two dilapidated windows were blown off by the waist, and under the low pressure, it was difficult for people to even breathe.

My nose and throat were filled with the smell of the remnants of burning paper, and I couldn't help but cough a few times, and the black footprints stopped in front of the mirror and didn't move for a long time.

Seeing this, I steadied my mind and said to the air, "It's all here, let's meet." ”

"Click."

An inaudible sound came to my ears, and I looked down and moved the ladder made of chopsticks slightly.

I stared at the chopsticks and whispered, "Take off the statue of the door god, go to the stove pit to dig up some ash from the bottom of the pot, and wipe it on the face of the door god." ”

Yu Lan was stunned for a moment, turned around and ran out.

At the same time, I had prepared the Admiral's Golden Seal, and although I didn't have time to write official documents, I thought of another way.

The chopsticks changed one after another, and a dark shadow slowly appeared in the mirror.

This shadow is Wang Lao's stubbornness.

We stared at each other for a long time, and after a long time, I cleared my throat and spoke first, "Let's talk." ”

Wang Lao's stubborn face was blue, and his face was gloomy: "Taoist priest? ”

"It doesn't matter who I am." I pretended to be careless and sat on the edge of the kang: "The important thing is that I can help you solve the problem." ”

Wang Lao stubbornly stared at me and shook his head: "I'm fine. ”

I squinted at Wang Lao's stubbornness, yo, this sentence was very unexpected to me.

I slowly leaned against the wall and asked with a blank face, "Don't want to talk?" ”

"There's nothing to talk about." Wang Lao replied stubbornly.

I'm no longer the timid child I was when I was at the beginning, and I'm no longer surprised by this kind of ghost.

"Smack."

I gently placed the Admiral's Golden Seal on the kang and kept rotating the Golden Seal with one hand: "Can you talk?" ”

Wang Lao's face was stubborn, he put his eyes on the golden seal, and his tone suddenly softened: "The officials of the underworld are here." ”

Not to mention, Wang Lao's stubborn words satisfied my little vanity, with this official and half-job, I even have to breathe by three points.

I smiled and waved my hand: "My principle is that if you can talk, you won't fight, if there is a grievance, if there is a grievance, you can do it yourself." ”

Wang Lao's stubborn tone became cold again: "Don't talk about it." ”

, Wang Laoqi is really worthy of his name, oil and salt don't enter!

I nodded, stretched out my hand, and took the door god in Yu Lan's hand: "Okay, don't eat the soft one, then eat some hard one." ”

As I spoke, I raised the door god statue in my hand and shook it stubbornly at Wang Lao: "Know, right?" ”

A sneer appeared on Wang Lao's stubborn cold face: "Rotten door god statue, who are you scaring about?" ”

I shook my head, and deliberately slurped: "You're such a layman." ”

"Black-faced Wei Chi Jingde, don't you know him?"

I squinted my eyes and replied with a smile.

Generally speaking, the door god statue is replaced every year, but as everyone knows, the longer the door god statue is, the more powerful it is.

It's just that after a year of wind and sun, the statue of the god will inevitably fade, which is called the "god of broken faces" in the Xuanmen, for the family, not only can not keep peace, but it is easy to attract the little ghost who cheats the incense, so there is a saying that it changes once a year.

In fact, as long as the bottom of the pot is plastered on Wei Chi Jingde's face to restore its original appearance, the power of this god will be raised to another level. At the very least, it is definitely not a problem to resist an evil spirit.

After all, this Wei Chi Jingde has another name - the black-faced Rakshasa.

Sure enough, when Mr. Wang heard me say this, the expression on his face was a little moved, and he hesitated for a while and didn't speak.

I couldn't help but feel a little happy in my heart, thanks to the preparation of both hands.

However, what I didn't expect was that the ladder I had built with chopsticks suddenly broke into two pieces and crackled and scattered all over the ground.

I was shocked, the ladder was destroyed, and Wang Lao was stubborn and trapped in it forever, isn't this self-destruction?

"What do you mean?" I asked, intently.

"I said it, I won't talk about it." Wang Lao said with a stubborn smile: "Your bullshit ladder is destroyed, I won't go out, and I don't plan to go out!" ”

"If you have the ability, you will let my soul fly away."

Wang Laozhi actually looked heroic and righteous, I suddenly felt speechless, stubborn when I was alive, and like a corrugated wood when I died!

There is no more terrible person in the world than a person who puts life and death on the line.

Don't look at Wang Laozhi as just a civilian, but when he already has the heart to die, he is definitely a walking bomb.

I took a deep breath and adjusted my mood: "I can call Yin Cha up and bring you to the capital city, everyone is a hundred, and everyone is pure." ”

"Then you shout." Wang Lao stubbornly replied coldly: "As long as I don't die, don't think about it well." ”

"Shut up!"