Chapter 147: I want to be the guy
Li Zhihao stood up, he looked around, and then said, "What are you going to do?"
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“...... You're going to build a house right here?"
"Definitely not built here, you have to explore the surrounding environment, right?"
"You look pretty energetic? You had a face like you were going to kill a few minutes ago. ”
"Hey, look at this situation, the master must be fine. ”
"Yes. ”
"That's right, so let's take a look at the trees. ”
As he spoke, Liu Zijin stretched out his fist to the tree next to him and knocked it a few times.
There was not the slightest reaction.
"Do you want to push harder?"
As he spoke, Liu Zijin gathered his strength a little and punched the trunk of the tree, only to hear a loud bang, and the tree fell from the sky, and then disappeared into the air. Liu Zijin squatted down and stared at the ground carefully, and only said after a long time: "It seems that we can't get rich." ”
"If you want to be rich, have fewer children and raise more pigs. ”
Liu Zijin sighed: "We may not be able to raise pigs yet." ”
Li Zhihao walked over and patted Liu Zijin on the shoulder, and then said: "Let's play later, let's go around and find someone first, even if we can't find someone as three-dimensional as us, we can find a few villagers." ”
"If we can only see the cube man, we'd better find a lone one and see how he reacts. ”
"What's the matter, do you act separately or together?"
"Let's get a room together first, let's get a room to be a meeting point. ”
Li Zhihao nodded, and suddenly said: "The tree disappeared directly after you picked up the tree just now, so how can we build a house?"
“...... Do you have a sleeping bag with you. ”
"There are zombies and skeletons here at night, and ...... There are also GG monsters. ”
Liu Zi looked at the sky and sighed: "On the first day of Su Yan's absence, I missed her. ”
"Haha, Su Yan and Shuhuan are still a bit similar, why didn't I think of it before. ”
"It's like a head, it's just that we Qianhu and Tianfu people can't tell the difference between the front and back nasal sounds!"
"Hahahaha. ”
"Well, no kidding, now we are faced with a serious problem. ”
"What's the problem. ”
"We don't have the production skills, we can't even build a house, we can't dig a mine. ”
"Hmm. ”
"So to survive here we can only use what other people have already made, the big one is a house, and the small one maybe we can't even make food. ”
"It's not a big problem, we don't have any taste for food anyway. ”
"Yes, forget it, I don't want to do these things, let's go find someone first. ”
"Hmm. ”
The two immediately came to the top of the nearest mountain, they looked down on the surroundings, and found smoke in the southeast, and the presence of smoke means that there are people around. The two of them glanced at each other, and then they felt around the smoke, and they hid behind a tree and quietly observed who had set up the bonfire, and then they saw a square man. A square man with green clothes, blue pants, brown hair, and the most standard small flat head that Liu Zijin has ever seen in his life.
The cube man sat next to the bonfire, humming happily: "Braised wings, I like to eat~"
Liu Zijin walked out and continued: "But your mother said that you will ascend to heaven soon~"
"The sooner you ascend to heaven, the more you should eat desperately, if you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again~"
"Good song, good song. ”
"Hahaha, you're not bad. ”
"Thanks for the compliment, you sing better. ”
"As an airwader, you're very discerning. ”
"Why, can't the Skywaders sing?"
"Yes, of course. Brother, why are you here?"
"To tell you the truth, my friend and I got lost in the forest, and we came by this smoke. ”
"I see, what about your friends?"
"Now we are solving physiological problems in a place where no one is around. ”
"Then he'll have to be careful, there are some flowers here that can bite. ”
When Liu Zijin heard this, he smiled evilly and said, "It's okay, we've been here for a long time." ”
After a while, Li Zhihao came over with a dead face, Liu Zijin looked at his expression and laughed, he said with a dead face: "How can I stand this......
Liu Zijin didn't answer him, but pointed at him and said, "This is my friend, his name is Li Zhihao, and my name is Liu Zijin." ”
The cubeman nodded and replied, "Hello, my name is Kidd. ”
"Hey Kidd, we've been stuck here for a long time, but we haven't found an exit. ”
"Did you not find the exit or couldn't get out?"
"No exit found. ”
"Didn't you get teleported?"
"Hmm. ”
"Then I'm underestimating you! It's not easy to get here! I've died hundreds of times before I get here. ”
"Ah...... Is it that hard?"
"Of course it's that hard! The pits there are so perverted! Some pits don't know how to get through without repeated practice!"
"Well, yes. ”
"How many times have you died?"
Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao glanced at each other, and then replied: "There is no ...... death"
"Not dead!?"
"Hmm. ”
"How could you not be dead! There are so many mechanisms here that were killed at first sight! Have you been here before?"
"Would we get lost if we had been here?"
"That's right...... You're amazing. ”
"Don't say that people who are lost are amazing. ”
"Hahahaha, don't be modest, I'll take you to the exit later, and then let me have a good look at your actions, okay?"
"Absolutely. ”
"It's a deal. ”
Here Liu Zijin and Kidd were talking hot, and Li Zhihao over there was just pulling out of the psychological shadow, he sighed and asked, "Kidd, why can't you see other people here?"
"Of course it's because they can't get through, you may find it easy, but for 99 percent of the people here, the way here is hell. It takes more than just technology to come here, you need to be patient. Ah, maybe you two who come here without dying don't need to be patient. ”
“...... Is that an exaggeration?"
"It's just that exaggerated. ”
Li Zhihao smiled lightly, hugged Liu Zijin and said, "I'll let you see what is called divine operation later!"
"I'm looking forward to it!"
"You won't be disappointed. ”
After a brief rest, Kidd took the two on the road, according to his words, in this world where survival is really difficult, when you meet someone in need, you will help each other within the scope of your ability, because in this way, the next time you are in trouble, someone will come to help you. Liu Zijin spoke highly of Kidd's way of thinking, and Kidd was even more happy when he saw Liu Zijin's sincere eyes, although he couldn't see any emotion on a square man's face, but his face was flushed with excitement, so it must be right.
After less than two hours of driving, the three of them came to the exit, and Kidd pointed to the suspension bridge in the distance and said, "You should remember where you looked." ”
"Hmm. ”
"Then you're not ready to prepare?"
"We don't need to prepare. ”
"Really?"
"Hmm. ”
"The big touch is really powerful, you wait for me, I want to prepare. ”
With that, Kidd changed his clothes, he put on a red cloak, put on a pair of dark blue shorts, and took out a black gun in his hand. He fired his machine gun into the clearing, checked the magazine, and finally walked up to Liu Zijin and said with a smile: "Okay, ready, let's start the adventure." ”
Liu Zijin stared at Kidd's appearance silently, the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt, and finally, he remembered why it was so familiar, and he asked tentatively, "Iwanna?"
"Hahaha, what are you doing, are you also the kind of people who have to shout slogans before taking risks?"
"Hmm. ”
"Okay, I'll shout with you too!Iwannabetheguy!!"
Kidd raised his hand and shouted, listening to his shout, Liu Zijin's face suddenly became bitter, and he finally knew what Kidd meant by those words. In Minecraft, he has the confidence and afterglow of never dying, but in the malevolent Iwanna, he must tense his nerves and muster his nerves to ensure that he is not swallowed up by the author's malice.
Liu Zijin took a deep breath and said to Li Zhihao: "Don't die, here, if you die, you will die." ”
Li Zhihao nodded sympathetically, "You're okay, you can fly." I'm in dire straits. ”
"What's wrong?"
"I can't double jump ......"
"Let's try to see if you can double jump, maybe you'll have this skill when you come here?"
"Good. ”
After speaking, Li Zhihao lightly jumped up to the height of a matchbox, and then quickly fell.
"You don't have enough understanding, dear. ”
“...... Can you carry me?"
"Go, go, you're not a beautiful girl, why should I carry you. ”
"Alas...... I've finally seen the true face of your heavy color and light friends. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, let's get on. ”
"You'll have to help me when I need a double jump......"
"Rest assured, you are higher than others in a big jump. ”
Li Zhihao replied with a bitter face: "But I can't ignore gravity and jump up again when I fall." ”
"Don't worry, I'll make a wall of air under your feet when the time comes. ”
"Don't make a fool of yourself......"
"Haha, at most it scares you, it won't be crooked. ”
"No, okay?"
"Okay, normal, normal. ”
Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao were talking and laughing here, but Kidd had already raised his hand and said, "Haven't you come yet?"
Liu Zijin smiled and said, "It's here!"
The two took a deep breath and cautiously jumped onto the drawbridge.
What awaits them ahead is an apple that falls from the sky to kill with a single blow, a moving ground, a ubiquitous spike, an endless number of monsters, a self-activated mechanism, or even a cloud in the sky and a flower on the ground. Here, nothing that seems safe can be trusted except where you stand at your feet. This is the cemetery of the brave, the dream of the adventurer, and the medal of the warrior, but Liu Zijin prefers to call it the paradise of shaking M.