Section 123 Beatings
Drunken Immortal Building, twenty-two heavens, Cang Wuwei is holding his head and running around, his handsome face is red and swollen, and his smooth hair is smoking, and his roots are rising, slightly bent and beating slightly from time to time. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Son, I'm your father, you're not filial, ah...... I'm going to be struck by lightning!" Cang Wuwei scurried around like a mouse, holding his head but not daring to fight back.
Cang Jue waved his fist, without the coverage of divine power, and used the power of pure flesh, but this strength was also enough to bombard the power of the king, because the ancient method of desolation focused on physical cultivation, so that Cang Jue's physique was strong enough to be the king at the same level.
Cang Jue is like playing a ball, as soon as he catches the opportunity, he will beat Cang Wuwei around, and every time Cang Jue hits the right place. In particular, his handsome face has been 'entertained' many times, his nose is blue and his face is swollen, his eyes are black, and his nose is bleeding, all of which appear on Cang Wuwei's face.
and the black and shiny hair that was washed every day by Cang Wuwei was burned by the fire, emitting green smoke, and the roots were slightly bent and beating on the top of the head.
Another punch hit Cang Wuwei's left cheek, sending him flying a few meters away and smashing to the ground, leaving the carpet wrinkled and tattered.
Cang Wuwei exaggeratedly rolled on the ground for seven or eight or ten turns, and finally there was really no place to continue rolling, so he smashed himself against the wall. I saw him stand up trembling slightly, covering his face with one hand, pointing at Cang Jue with the other, tears falling unconsciously, not crying, but really couldn't stand it, and the eye glands stimulated couldn't help but shed tears.
"Hey, you're going to kill your son now, hey. My face, my black hair, and you boys, who dare to laugh, shut up for me, and it's going to be the other way around. Cang Wuwei didn't know that he took out a delicate small mirror from there, looked at himself, and then touched his face and grabbed his hair.
In the end, he wanted to cry without tears, like a resentful woman who had been abandoned. He pointed to Cangjue's hand, and in Cangjue's angry eyes, he couldn't help but let it go. Then angrily scolded Cang Xingye and others who were standing aside.
"Hahaha...... Twenty-two uncles. We weren't laughing, haha...... I really didn't laugh, really, I really wanted to laugh to death. Hahahaha...... "Cang Xingye and his party are struggling to explain. Then look at the shape of Cang Wuwei. I couldn't help it, and laughed out loud, laughing one by one. Some were still holding their stomachs and were laughing and twitching, and one was rolling on the ground with laughter.
"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, no, laughing at me. "Rolling on the ground, the tears of holding his stomach and laughing are about to come out, and he is the maverick Cang Mingfeng with a distinct personality.
"Really, isn't it funny?" Cang Wuwei somehow appeared next to Cang Mingfeng, and asked gloomily, his eyes shining with a cold light.
"It's funny, ahahaha...... Forehead...... Uncle Twenty-two, why are you here? What are I doing? Ah, I'll go back now if it's okay, and my delicate lady is still waiting for me at home for dinner? Twenty-two Uncle, bye-bye. ”
"I'm a fork, you little bunny, and you're a pretty lady, how old are you? ”
I only heard a series of sounds of 'bang bang bang', Cang Wuwei stood up with a satisfied face, and behind him, Cang Mingfeng stretched out tremblingly, grabbed a stool leg, and stood up tremblingly.
I saw Cang Mingfeng with a swollen face, the blue and purple colors were obvious, and there was a trace of red lying under his nostrils like a small earthworm, and the sound of 'ticking' could be heard from time to time. His legs were trembling, if there was no stool to support him, he would be able to see Cang Mingfeng on his back the next moment, so he was not embarrassed.
"That's it, just like me. Hahaha...... Or am I smart......" Cang Wuwei clapped his hands proudly.
However, at this moment, a huge fist continued to enlarge in his field of vision, and finally made intimate contact with him with a 'bang'.
"Woo...... I said that I can't slap my face, I can't slap my face!" screamed, and then saw Cang Wuwei falling backwards weakly, blood still floating in the air, and then dripping to the ground.
"...... Cang Wu is an old boy for you, hurry up and call my mother out, otherwise Lao Tzu will skin you alive. Find me a stepmother, are you really capable?" Cang Jue's eyes half-covered by black hair radiated a fierce light, and a cruel smile hung on the corner of his mouth. He stomped on Cang Wuwei's face with one foot, and his toes still turned back and forth from time to time.
"Even (I) stretched (true) wheat (no) ticket (cheated) to (you), wiped (her) stretched (true) hiss (yes) to (you) mother!" "Cang Wuwei was trampled by Cangjue's feet, he couldn't speak clearly, and he was windy when he spit out words.
"Damn, tell me a human word!" Cang Jue rebuked loudly with a little force under his feet.
"I really didn't lie to you, she is really your mother!" This time he spoke a lot clearer, and he finished speaking in one breath, speaking clearly, and his yin and yang were frustrated.
"It's so fierce!" Xiao Ming, who was standing on the side, gasped and said.
This sentence confided everyone's hearts, everyone looked at each other, and saw that look on each other's faces, who dared to step on their father's face with their feet, and scolded with a big grin. Let's not talk about this, saying that the fists add up, which is also something that everyone dare not think.
"Brother, don't listen to him, Uncle Twenty-two must be lying to you, beat again, beat hard, oops...... My face!" Cang Mingfeng, who had adjusted his adjusted state, swollen his face, touched his swollen face several feet high, and said without tears.
A cold light came, making Cang Mingfeng close his mouth, only to see Cang Wuwei lying on the ground looking at him, two cold lights scraped on him like a knife, making him sweat coldly, and then Cang Mingfeng trotted and hid in the crowd.
"Bang, ping, ping, ......bang" was another beating, and finally Cang sat on the ground weakly, wiped the sweat on his face, and exhaled a breath of turbidity.
"Son, what's the matter, are you angry, do you want to stop punching twice?" Cang Wuwei got up with a shy face, stretched out in front of Cang Jue, and said.
"Is she really my mother?" said Cang Jue with a sigh of relief.
"Of course, can I still lie to you?" Cang Wuwei patted his chest and promised.
"Didn't you say that a beautiful woman is a curse, marry a wife and marry an ordinary good housekeeper? Or do you really think I'm stupid, and I can't even tell the appearance of my own mother?"
"Well, isn't this for you? Your father didn't have the strength at the time, and your mother had no choice but to hide from your grandfather,...... Ahem, I have no choice......" Cang Wuwei scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed.
"Dad, you are so unkind, I stole wine behind my mother's back and gave you a drink. Cang Wuwei squinted at him and pouted and said.
Cang Wuwei rubbed his hands and said, "Who asked your mother not to let me drink, but it's still your son, you know to go to your mother and get wine for me, hehe......"
"It's not like you're forcing ......," Cang Jue said helplessly.
"It's natural for Lao Tzu to tell his son to do things, what is forced or not, it's too ugly. "There is nothing to do.
At this moment, a cold murderous aura swept in, making the surroundings as cold as snow in the middle of winter. Cang Xingye and the others had already taken a few steps back before realizing that something was wrong, and they curled up together one by one, with fear on their faces.
Cang Wuwei trembled at this time, and then hurriedly changed his words, and said: "Son, your mother is the only one in my heart, my beloved, for her I will go to the soup and fire, and I will not hesitate to go up the knife mountain and go down the sea of fire." When it came to wine, it wasn't for your mother's words, I quit, it can be seen that my love for your mother is like a tide, like a towering mountain, he is my goddess. So even if you stole wine from me behind your mother's back, I didn't take a sip of it with a strong will, and I couldn't betray your mother. I know you're filial, but I can't let your father make mistakes, so ......"
"Enough, Cang Wuwei is so bold that you actually instigated your son to be a thief, I was surprised back then, how did I hide a little less wine every once in a while, it turned out that you instigated your son to steal it!"
Canglan Yu crossed his waist and scolded at Cang Wuwei, almost jumping up and scolding.
"Come over to me!" Canglan Yu finally stopped and ordered at Cang Wuwei.
Cang Wuwei turned around and walked to Canglan Yu with a bitter face, pinching his ears with both hands, and bowing his head like a child who has made a mistake.
"I have the ability! I let you instigate your son to be a thief, and you have a father who does this!" Canglan Yu beat Cang Wuwei wildly, the already bloated face, as well as the blue and purple face, changed a variety of colors in an instant, and the slender body became swollen, the body was full of fat, and the clothes were torn apart, and they could barely cover their bodies.
For a while, Cang Wuwei felt it again, with all kinds of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty tastes, and tears flowed down uncontrollably again.
"Son~ Hurry up and hug your mother!" Canglan Yu kicked away Cang Wuwei and opened his arms to Cang Jue.
Cang Jue threw himself into the arms of Canglan Yu, saw the wrong face, but recognized the kind of maternal love, Cang Jue felt the long-lost maternal love, and threw himself into his mother's arms unguarded.
"Well, good son, have you grown taller? Are you more handsome than your father? Do you have a girlfriend? Tell your mother, hehehehe......" Canglan Yu hugged Cangjue, touched his head, and gestured to his height.
"Mother~ I miss you so much. Cang Jue shook his head in front of Canglan Yu's chest almost coquettishly, and tears wet Canglan Yu's clothes.
"My mother misses you so much, but she blames your ruthless father for not letting her mother go to you. "Canglan Jade's beautiful face is also pear blossoms with rain.
Then she pushed Cang Jue away, looked at Cang Jue carefully, and laughed but tears flowed.
"Where's your hand, where's your left hand? What's the ...... It's gone, woo woo woo...... Son, you are suffering, how can it be, woo woo...... Tell my mother what happened. ”
"Mother, it's okay. Cang Jue squeezed out a smile forcefully, and then told him what he had experienced over the years.
"Damn, it's the spirit clan again, Cang Wuwei, knock down the battleship in the sky for the old lady, and pick up the wind and wash the dust for the son. Canglan Yu yelled at Cang Wuwei domineeringly.
Cang Wuwei and Cang absolutely looked at each other, and then shook their heads, shrugging at their domineering wives and domineering mothers. Cang Wuwei couldn't help but think of the wife who was as gentle as water, who let the two personalities appear in one person, he could only be painful and happy. But Cang Jue didn't realize it, anyway, the mother of both personalities loved him. (To be continued.) )