Section 790 Chiyou's troubles
Poor Dao, who was shocked by Chiyou's great strength, was fortunate enough to meet this legendary demon god alone, and to be honest, the first time I saw him, I was not majestic, but funny.
Chiyou is a strong man with a height of more than three meters, except for a pair of horns on his head, the rest is no different from ordinary people, but it is much stronger. His appearance looks fierce, but it is not beyond the scope of a normal person. It is said that this appearance should not be picky, but the key is that his clothes are too avant-garde.
He had no ornaments on him, and only two clothes, except for a short animal skin around his waist, and a piece of floral cloth that he had gotten out of nowhere to wrap around his chest. Both of these outfits were small, revealing large chunks of bronzed skin. It looks like a swimsuit that has been handed down by a modern woman. Out of politeness, Poor Dao didn't laugh on the spot, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise slightly!
But such a small action was also noticed by Chi You, only to see his eyes glaring, and roared angrily: "If you want to laugh, laugh!***, Lao Tzu is annoyed early, go ***, it's the same as the bust of the girl!"
Chi You scolded with foul language, and then ripped off the flower cloth on his chest and threw it away. At this time, Poor Dao was surprised to find that there was a snow-white feather shining in the heart of Chi You's chest. When I took a closer look, I realized that the feather was embedded in Chiyou's flesh and grew together with his flesh. No wonder he wanted to wrap around that rag. But it turned out to be because of this thing! This kind of obviously angel clan specialty thing actually appeared on the body of the Great Demon Emperor, obviously there was some unsightly secret, so Chi You had to surround it.
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"What else can be *** going on!" Chi You scolded: "When Lao Tzu fucked that bitch of the Holy Angel." She cursed her. Damn, now as long as she moves her mind, Lao Tzu will be scattered!**All angels!"
As he spoke, he angrily shook a pair of iron fists and slammed them on the stone table in front of him. "Boom!" With a loud bang, he made a bunch of rags on the spot, which shows how angry he is!
"This bird thing is really vicious!" said Poor Dao with a wry smile. I really didn't expect the situation to be so bad, and I didn't know how to calm Chiyou's anger for a while. However, what surprised me even more was that Chiyou was now angry. But there was no trace of momentum leaking out, I was obviously standing by his side, but I couldn't grasp his specific position with the Yuan Shen at all. It can be seen that his strength is so strong that he is definitely not under his mentor.
"Roar!" Chi You roared again, and then said loudly, "They are indeed insidious. However, I heard that you kid is more yin than them, and you have made the birdman suffer several big losses one after another, and he has been made a sinister military god by the gods. Brat. You hurry up and give me an idea. As long as it can free me from the curse of the birdman, money, beauty, territory, artifact, what do you want, what will I give?"
Poor Dao smiled slightly, and said lightly: "'We' Daomen, do you care about these things?" I deliberately emphasized the word "we".
When Chi You heard these two words, he suddenly fell silent, like a volcano that was extinguished in an instant. There was a sudden silence in the hall. After a while, Chi You said lonely: "Am I also from the Daomen?"
"Unless, of course, you don't admit it yourself!" said Poor Dao solemnly.
"Cut!" Chi You sneered disdainfully, "Do you know the grievances between us? Do you know our history? Who qualifies you to say such things?"
"The disciple is indeed not qualified!" said the poor Dao, who was neither humble nor arrogant: "So after receiving your message, I deliberately returned to the master and asked the teacher specifically, and his old man personally admitted that you are my uncle!"
"Hmph!" Chi You was shocked, and then snorted coldly again: "What else did your master say?"
"The teacher said, Uncle Shi's affairs are the affairs of the Daomen, no matter who dares to be unfavorable to the uncle, my Daomen from the teacher down, I must sacrifice my life!"
"Whew!" Chi You turned away sharply and was silent for a long time. Poor Dao knew that his eyes were moist.
"The teacher also said that he went too far back then, and I'm sorry Uncle Shi!"
"Pop!" Chiyou's shoulders began to tremble as the sound of water droplets falling to the ground sounded.
After a long while, Chiyou slowly recovered, he first used his magic power to silently eliminate the tears on his face, and then pretended to be a serious face, turned around, stretched out his hand to me, and said, "Sit!"
"Thank you, sit down!" said Poor Dao, sitting on a stone chair next to him.
"En!" Chi You thought for a moment, and then said lightly: "We won't mention the matter of the master for the time being, and after we meet my teacher, we will know by ourselves, but I can guarantee that I will not trouble your master again in the future!"
"Yes!" said Poor Dao hurriedly. Listening to what he meant, it is obvious that he still can't let go of his teacher, but in the future, he will not be the same as before, and he will play with the trouble of the master, but will go directly to the master to complain. This is already a big concession for him, and what makes me happiest is that this is actually equivalent to him admitting his identity as a disciple of the Taoist sect in disguise, and intends to solve the grievances between him and his teacher in the way of a teacher. With this big premise, the Nine Prisons will be regarded as a family with Daomen after that, Gaga, just by virtue of this, Poor Dao has not come in vain.
"The problem now is still this damn curse!" Chi You said depressedly: "You have a lot of ideas, can you give me a trick?"
"Hehe!" Poor Dao was in a good mood at this time, and said to Chi You with a smile: "Uncle! Don't you hear the old saying 'There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts'!"
"Well, you mean you have a way?" Chi You's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked in surprise.
"Generally speaking, it's hard to stop me!" Poor Dao said confidently: "However, Uncle Shi has to tell me first, what does this birdman want you to do?"
"Of course, you asked me to be a thug for them!" Chi You said depressedly.
"Who are you hitting?" asked Poor Dao with a smile.
"I don't know!" Chi You explained: "They just told me to get ready, go to their meeting in a month, and then decide who to attack first! Cut, in fact, it's not the same who to fight? They all told me to use them as dogs! Damn, that slut still wants me to transform into a bright physique, and then she can let Lao Tzu fuck me every day! Damn, if I have big wings, it won't be a chicken? No, Lao Tzu is raised by the girls, and I am a *** duck!" Chi You said this, so angry that he almost cried.
"Hmm!" Poor Dao desperately covered his mouth so that he didn't laugh out loud, this uncle is so interesting.
"Okay, don't just laugh at it!" Chi You said depressedly.
"Yes, yes!" Poor Dao hurriedly agreed, and then closed his eyes and thought quietly. It didn't take long for me to have a plan in my heart. Actually, I already have a lot of ideas and plans in mind, which I came up with after thinking about it for a long time when I came.
After coming up with a plan, Poor Dao smiled confidently, "Uncle Shi knows the situation that the Angel Clan is facing now?"
"I know a little roughly, I heard that they have suffered a big loss at your hands, but they are not very detailed!" Chi You said: "You can tell me again." ”
"Yes!" Poor Dao nodded in agreement, "The birdmen are now fighting on two sides, and these two sides are far apart, and they have to pass through many planes at a time. Even for someone of my level, it would take seven or eight days to rush back from the lair. In this way, it is very detrimental to the movement of large forces, and if the birdman wants to attack either side, he must be attacked by the other. Therefore, they have great strength but are restrained and cannot use it to the best of their ability. Obviously, such a situation is very bad for the birdman!"
"Therefore, they must be eager to get out of such an unfavorable situation!" Poor Dao explained: "There are two ways, one is to make peace with one of them, but this method is no longer possible, because the hatred between the birdman and us is too deep to be resolved, and we can only continue to die." As for the other way, it is to destroy the resistance of one side as quickly as possible! This is the obvious thing, and the only way out for them. ”
"Wait!" Chiyou interrupted me and asked strangely, "What the hell are you birdmen, why are they so eager to go to war with you?
"Oh, our side has captured nine Divine Realm planes and killed two commanders! The teacher's side, together with the Buddha Sect, has captured their six Divine Realm planes and killed two commanders!" Poor Dao explained with a smile.
"Damn, are you ruthless enough?" Chi You said in surprise: "There are only about a hundred of them in total, and you have accounted for fifteen of them at once, and the twelve commanders have been directly killed by one-third." Damn! The Angel Legion has never suffered such a big loss since its establishment, right? Haha, you deserve it! Well done, boy!"
"Hehe, thanks for the compliment, we will continue to work hard!"
"Haha!" we burst out laughing.
"Okay, boy, I've figured out the situation, tell me what I should do, right?" Chiyou urged.
"Hehe, it's easy!" Poor Dao said with a smile: "As long as you go to the birdman for a meeting, find a way to get them to send troops according to the script I wrote, and then everything will be fine!"
"Damn, isn't this the same as saying it in vain?" Chi You said dissatisfiedly: "I'm not their father, why should they listen to me? If they are willing to listen to me, why should I look for you?"