Chapter Ninety-Six: After
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"Teacher Shi, is it true or false that you just said that you are incapable?" Fat Teng looked flattering, and it seemed that he put the opportunity for promotion on the head of the new head teacher, because it was the old man who recognized me as the class leader, of course he couldn't have any opinions, but now that the emperor has changed, the dynasty is going to change. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info So this guy walked with Principal Shi from the beginning, like a lewd stalking man.
Principal Shi looked at Fat Teng from behind the yellow lenses, "Don't be so curious, when you arrive, you will naturally know that I really don't have the ability." ”
We walked down the street in a group of people, and after this incident, there were only twelve people left in our class, and it became clear all of a sudden, and I remember that there was a haunted guy named Pelican, but I couldn't see him at this time.
What didn't make me think was that there were six of us boys and six girls left.
Really as we said, we really changed from a class to a cram school, and we were given as the acting class teacher the principal of our entire miracle college, he was too ordinary, like an ordinary high school chemistry teacher, but he gave people the feeling of an unfathomable lake, nor was he as domineering as the iron man, and of course it was not the old man with a late Alzheimer's appearance, sometimes confused and sometimes sober, of course this is a joke, the old man is our beloved old man.
In the crowd, a double ponytail caught the attention of all our boys, a girl dressed in casual clothes, but very tall and with a great figure.
"This girl has a good figure, in other places, the so-called goddess has to wear high heels to look long-legged, but she is also super long legs when she wears flat shoes. Why did I find out now that there was such an extraordinary girl in my class? Originally, I thought that Xue'er was already the object of my rescue, but it seems that there are many girls in this world waiting for me to rescue. Fat Teng rubbed his round face and said.
Fat Teng is the narcissist of the fat world, how can Xue'er be yours, is Xue'er good for me?
"Hey, hey, that's not bad either!" Bucktooth winked as he pointed at the other girl with his back to us.
The girl wasn't tall, only about 1.65 meters, and when she was talking to the girl next to her, she was ******** If there is a mini skateboarder, then the furrow composed of her body is the ninth level of difficulty, the water snake-like willow waist is outlined by the white shirt like Barbie's rebirth, Barbie's waist is the dream of all girls, and it is also the dream of all our boys, Chubby's eyes instantly moved to this girl's body, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, small-foot jeans wrapped her tapered legs, and extended to her hips, a head of brown curly hair, swaying above the waist.
"Wow~" Fuji Yi twitched his eyes, it seemed that the boy had no resistance in front of the beauty, and then he said something that I remember all my life.
"The beautiful curves of the long-haired girl, the age of midsummer, the spring sunshine, the hair hooked by the wind - it is the wings of an angel. ”
I have remembered why I said this sentence for the rest of my life, because after he said this, he was beaten by several of us.
"It's sour!"
"You're not Cai Shuhuan, don't you want to be so literary!
"Yes! You're not me! Why are you so literary! I'm so worthless. ”
"Beautiful sentence~"
"I don't understand. ”
And our stupidity and stupid hormones have attracted the six girls in front of us to turn back.
They whispered, in the sunshine of Sanya long hair and soft curves, no school uniforms, they painted makeup, the girls in this life ushered in the taste of youth into the air, if the boys have a school uniform as a unified aesthetic standard, now we are wearing more than 100 yuan h& m, the feet are the nikea goods bought online, so we can't compare with the girls at this time, regardless of beauty or ugliness, this is the pinnacle of their lives, the most beautiful, the most delicate, and it is also a fact that we don't want to agree with but must recognize.
But I also started to sigh that college girls are hard to chase, especially when they start to appreciate themselves and dress themselves.
In the days when I was abused into a dog and became a disgraced dog after entering the miracle, I can see these girls as wonderful as Venus, think about it, in fact, all the unhappiness, all the pain has disappeared, this may be the healing, young, happy heart that youth gives us.
A few of us gulped gulp, "I've seen this joke on the Internet, and I'm sure you've seen it too." ”
"That's when you were a freshman, you thought you could catch up with a school girl, and when you were a sophomore, you thought it was okay to be an ordinary girl, and in your junior year, you said that if you don't fall in love, we'll be out, as long as it's a girl! ”
After hearing this, we had a heated discussion, and the topic was divided into two points, the first of which was "Will roommates eventually become lovers?" and "If we chase roommates at first, will it be smoother?"
When I summed up what these guys said, it dawned on me who were all around me!
When Principal Shi took us downstairs in the dormitory, he told us to have a class meeting again in the evening, saying that he would not let us continue the old man's perverted training, but it would not be too easy. We were cheering at the time, but we were also very worried about the old man's condition, and we texted Tian Jing from time to time.
"The theme of our class meeting this time is to introduce yourself and get rid of singleness. ”
Hearing this, of course, a few of us boys will not forget to give Principal Shi a big hug.
"You are my father in my last life!"
"You're my father, too. ”
Fat Teng, the sycophant king, said something that made us vomit blood collectively, and the fat on his face was still on Principal Shi's shoulder, "Dad, where are we going to eat tonight?"
When we got back to the dormitory, we cleaned up, first rushing to take a shower, and then we started to surf the Internet, researching various hairstyles and various clothes, and looking at the few clothes in the closet, while painstakingly pondering the online collocation.
Rattan Yi was looking at the glasses frames on Taobao, while Bucktooth was looking at the braces, and I wanted to grab a few more clothes at Vipshop.
As the largest tonnage in the dormitory, Fat Teng can't blame us for our poor physical strength, this guy stuffed the door and didn't let us in before we rushed into the dormitory.
Then he put his ass against us, stretched out his hand and hummed a song to get his panties next to the closet under the bed, and the three of us blushed and didn't squeeze in, so you can imagine how much area he occupies.
After taking it, he flashed suddenly, rushed into the bathroom, and began to scrub and scrub, he was already white, and at this time he probably wanted to rub himself whiter.
Fujiyi has bought a new pair of retro glasses on the Internet, and has begun to take off his pants to grab the position, "Dead fat! You haven't come out yet! My pants are off!"
When Fujiyi finished the last sentence, "I took off my pants." "Coupled with what we said earlier, that roommates will eventually become lovers, and Bucktooth and I both looked at Fuji Yi with only one pants left with a strange expression.
Fuji looked at us with disdain.
"Look, I'm not happy with you!"
“......”
When we all finished taking a shower, put all kinds of gel water on the head, because we are not the master of stinky farts every day, so the problem of hairstyle is completely not well controlled, Fat Teng turned his already not long hair into a mace that is facing the sky, and Fuji Yi applied the gel water to his bangs, sorted it out for a long time, and when he was ready to comb it from top to bottom with a comb, the comb could no longer comb the hair, and the hair had been completely solidified.
When I saw this, I couldn't help but say, "How much jelly water have you touched?" ”
"It's not much, it's only 250ml?"
"250ml? The amount of a can of Coke, big brother. ”
The dormitory is filled with the smell of various hairsprays and sprays.
At this moment our door opened, and the Netherworld opened the door, and first his nose moved, and when he looked up, he saw that I had changed my hairstyle into a cockscomb, and all my hair stood on end in the middle, and the sharpness of the bend could have scratched someone. The bucktooth combed the bangs to the top of the eyelids, and it was about to turn into a hat to press him, and the fat head was like a cactus, if my head shape was described as a banana fan, then he was a cactus, each one was clearly visible, and the rattan art looked helplessly in the mirror, and the comb on the bangs was entangled in it and could not be taken off.