Chapter 44 How to deal with it
Sixteen had already woken up, he was still a little delirious, looked at An Nan, and said, "Ah, are you the Buddha?"
An Nan said: "I am the Buddha and his uncle." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Huh, the Buddha, his uncle turned out to be a woman?"
An Nan said: "You haven't seen the Buddha before, how do you know that the Buddha and his uncle are not a woman?"
"Hmm...... Reasonable. Looking at the sixteen serious appearances, An Nan felt quite interested, so he continued to tease him: "I secretly tell you, in fact, the Buddha is also a woman. ”
"That Buddha must be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. ”
"What's the explanation?"
"A woman always has her own personality, such as walking, dressing, eating and sleeping, all of which reflect her personality and taste, and it is difficult to pretend. Just like some women who are scantily clad and think they can attract the attention of the opposite sex, but only attract sperm brains, I don't think these men can be husbands. ”
"Then what's so good about the Buddha?"
Sixteen Dao: "If the Buddha is a woman, needless to say, her unique right spiral bun must be a woman with a very personality." ”
An Nan muttered: "That meat bun rolls up on its own, I look like a lump of ...... That's stuck on the head. ”
Sixteen continued: "Actually, it was a bag, and it was rumored that the Buddha played cards with a Western main god, but unfortunately the Buddha always lost, so he was bounced all over the bag...... How could the Buddha always lose? He used his own body to fulfill the happiness of the other party, and he was an empathetic girl. ”
An Nan was a little curious, "What happened to the Western Lord God?"
Later, a masked man broke into the palace at night and crucified the Lord God of the West, who changed his name to Jesus, which means "Heroic Death" in Sanskrit. ”
"Hahaha, I'm laughing at me. An Nan held her little belly and almost laughed.
Sixteen said: "This shows that the Buddha is a female hero with clear grievances, but what attracts me the most is selflessness." ”
"Where's the selflessness?"
"She is born for the common people in the world, she is willing to open her chest and expose her breasts, and give all men in the world a beautiful visual enjoyment, what is this not selfless?"
"You, you hooligan!" An Nan suddenly came to his senses, only to find that Sixteen smiled softly, it turned out that he was already sober, but he was amused. Where can An Nan swallow this evil breath? Sixteen frowned in pain, and said, "The doctor is benevolent, how can you treat the patient so cruelly?"
"Is this cruelty, and if you lie to me again, I will show you what true cruelty is. ”
As soon as the words fell, An Sheng also came out with a ghost knife.
The ghost knife covered her stomach, it seemed that her hand injury was healed, and she didn't know where something was wrong. The ghost knife saw sixteen and said, "Hey, your life is quite hard." ”
Sixteen: "Thank you for your concern, but you hurt your hand, why are you holding your stomach?"
An Sheng said: "I am not very skilled in holding a knife, and as a result, I missed a ....."
The ghost knife said, "I am deeply touched that you did not kill me." ”
An Nan looked at An Sheng in some surprise and gave her an encouraging look, after all, An Sheng had only seen others practice medicine since he was a child, and he had never done it himself, and he had completed such a difficult operation for the first time. An Nan knew at a glance how badly the ghost knife's hands were injured, and if he wanted to heal, he had to cut open the tendons in time, and then remove every piece of broken bones, if there was any mistake, the sharp bones would keep moving between his arms, cutting blood vessels many times, and even injuring arteries, and he would be disabled for life. And An Sheng completed such a precise operation in a short period of time, and he is already a talented doctor.
The group suffered setbacks, but their lives were not in danger. The ghost knife had some more scars, and she secretly returned to the hot spring while everyone was discussing, hoping that the cat's eye spring would heal the new wounds, which were not too deep, except for the blow in the chest that was pierced by the seductive girl. An Sheng walked over, wasn't she an empathetic girl, and said: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be stabbed?"
The ghost knife said, "Does the maintenance recipe I bought from your sister really work?"
An Sheng said: "Well...... It works by itself, but it is by no means a panacea, and such a serious mark is not until the skin and bones are removed. ”
The ghost knife pondered for a moment, and said, "Is the human skin enough?" I can get it soon. ”
An Sheng was stunned and said, "Big sister, don't take it seriously, I'm just making an analogy, human skin is too terrifying." ”
"Oh. The ghost knife shook her head secretly, and she said, "I'm not a dead-eyed person, but ......."
"Everyone has a love for beauty. ”
"Yes. The ghost knife said, "Your speech is very nice." ”
An Sheng held the hand of the ghost knife, "Hey, what's there to envy, the eldest sister has also read a book." ”
"Three days!"
"That big sister can continue reading now, it's not too late. ”
"Reading is so annoying, I can't listen. ”
"What does the big sister like?"
"I like knives, and I can solve anything that doesn't hurt me with a knife. Ghost Knife's eyes suddenly became a little confused, "But I now find that having a knife may not be pleasant." In the end, I didn't protect the people I wanted to protect, and I didn't kill all the pigs and dogs in the world. An Sheng really likes ghost knives so much, her still and moving eyebrows, outsiders look cold, but those who know her will really feel at ease. And there is a unique charm on the ghost knife, An Sheng couldn't help but want to sit on her lap, and said jokingly: "Big sister, if you are a big brother, I want you to marry me." ”
The ghost knife said, "Well, but I won't just marry you." ”
"If you dare to marry someone else, I will give you Gu, Yellow Eel Gu, and from then on, when the two of them think of each other, their stomachs will be like thousands of yellow eels drilled around. ”
Ghost Knife smiled bitterly, "Fortunately, I'm not a man." ”
While they were talking, An Nan and Sixteen were in a small room outside the hot springs. An Nan wanted to speak several times, and finally couldn't hold it back, "Little bald head, I don't want to say any polite words of thanks, your great kindness and great virtue and our two sisters are unforgettable, so I also remind you that that thing in your body is very unstable." ”
Sixteen Dao: "Are you referring to the Buddha seal that the master gave me?"
An Nan said: "That's not a Buddha seal at all!"
Sixteen: "What is that?"
An Nan said: "I don't know, there have been similar objects in my hometown, which were exchanged for the lives of ninety-nine masters, and one person was killed in the end." An Nan told him about the "dragon heart" taking root in the flesh, and she reminded: "Although I wanted to help you take it out just now, it grows in the heart position, and this thing will even take root in the flesh, and there is no way to forcibly take it out." ”
Sixteen Dao: "I believe that the master is for my good, and I will never take it away." ”
An Nan said: "Little bald head, you are too stupid, do you have to swallow the poison that your master gave you?"
Sixteen Dao: "The first thing I saw when I was sensible was the master, who else could I trust if I didn't believe him?"
An Nan didn't know what to say anymore, but he also admired the bald head in front of him. In such troubled times, everyone only cares about themselves, and only the bond of family affection can be maintained. Sixteen dares to do this, it is really a big husband. Sixteen said, "To tell you the truth, I have a few goblin friends. ”
An Nan immediately became nervous, "Don't scare me! How can there be a goblin?" There are frequent demons in Xiangxi, and An Nan has been exposed to it since she was a child, how can she not be afraid? After all, her Poison Emperor Gu is still immature, and many goblins have ways to avoid the insect king.
Sixteen: "Girl, please don't worry, I have all good demons here, and I will never hurt anyone." ”
"Is the demon still good?"
Sixteen invited Jing'er out, her face was pale, and Annan was so frightened that she immediately hid behind Sixteen. Jing'er waved lightly, and she said, "Don't be afraid, girl, I won't hurt you." ”
"You want to trick me into going out and eating my meat, don't eat me, my meat is old and unpalatable~" An Nan said with a crying voice.
Seeing this cute appearance, Jing'er wanted to scare her, "Where is it unpalatable, I see that the girl's thin skin and tender flesh are really a tonic for longevity......"
"Wow!" An Nan buried his head in Sixteen's robe and muttered: "Little bald head, will you take revenge and let the old demon come out to eat me?" Sixteen said: "Mirror ......."
Jing'er stopped scaring her and said, "Don't worry, little girl, I won't hurt you." She exchanged glances with Sixteen, and Sixteen nodded, and she released the moth.
The skin of the moth demon is still charred black, but white and tender flesh buds have grown in many places, and An Nan muttered, "Don't lie to me." She peeked through her fingers and saw the charred and terrible moth demon, and immediately asked, "Is this the Gu Man?"
Sixteen said, "Exactly." ”
Jing'er took a few steps back, and An Nan dared to step over timidly, she first circled around the moth demon, and saw the scorched moth wings behind it, as well as various characteristics to judge, "Yes, she is indeed a Gu person." With that, she pierced it with a silver needle, and took out a small flesh worm that twisted around three inches from the bottom of her abdomen. "You see, this is the insect refinement she suffered as a bone worm, judging by the length of the mark on the worm's body, she became a bone worm at the age of eleven. An Nan was about to stab the second needle, but the moth demon suddenly went crazy and opened his mouth to bite her hand!
Exhaled a strange aroma from his mouth, and his tongue turned into a live insect that had penetrated into the epidermis of An Nan's arm in the blink of an eye! An Nan's eyes were quick, and he sealed the hole with a silver needle, pulled out the live insect with his bare hands, and crushed it with one foot!
She sealed the moth demon's mouth and kicked it to the ground, "You can be honest with me!"
Jing'er was a little surprised, "You're so afraid of me, but you're not afraid of him?"
An Nan replied: "I know everything about them, unlike you strange scattered immortals, which are very scary." It turns out that the Miao people directly call the "demon" as the demon, but the demon becomes the "scattered immortal", in their eyes, the demon is a profound and unpredictable thing, and the evil immortal is a truth.
An Nan blinked, "Then what do you want to do with this guy?"
Sixteen said, "You said that Gu people would lose their minds, but I found that it didn't. It's just that at the last moment of subduing it, it chose to transform, is it really hopeless?"
An Nan said: "There is a way, but ......"
"Girl, please. ”
"The ghost knife relies on Gu people to get rewards, there is no basis for her words, in order to make a living, she must definitely come up with proof of killing Gu people. And that little flower county magistrate is by no means a good thing, he is the backstage of the first group of *** women in the county, and even he participates in it. To help such a person, I breathe a sigh of relief in my heart!"
Sixteen: "I have a plan, the key is how to awaken the memory of this demon as a human?"
An Nan frowned and said, "It's not that there is no way, it depends on your ability." ”