Chapter 100: Roasting the Whole Man... (1st Update)
Sure enough, it's an enhanced version of the fireworks, and even the fire is a strengthened version. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The fire was blazing, rising several meters high, and there was no one in sight, no one in sight, no one in sight, the 13-year-old Terran boy - AK48.
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Monkey Er's pupils reflected in the flames, and his face froze completely.
He thought it would be such an ending, AK48 was right, he was really a pig teammate, a big shady fork!!
Monkey Er couldn't bear to look at it anymore.
Twist your neck forcefully.
"Click!"
The black coffin of the mourning dog has the effect of drying it, and the neck of Monkey Er is twisted to almost thirty degrees, and he can no longer twist it.
From this angle, I finally couldn't see the AK48 that was spontaneously combusted by myself, and the picture of the fire in the pupils of the monkey disappeared, replaced by those animals hiding behind the glass wall in the distance...... They had a good conversation.
The first-grade monkey barbarian course, the preface to the first page of "Sociology", the text on the preface is also accompanied by pinyin, and there are also illustrations, which makes Monkey Er know what "barbarian" is very early.
Civilized animals, including humans, have a collective name called "barbarians", and their most direct characteristic is that they can walk upright with free hands...... All barbarians, including human barbarians and monkey barbarians, although there are individual iQ levels that are uneven, but under big data, the IQ level is basically the same, and the difference may be that the racial specialty is different, or the taste is not very different......
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Monkey Er was in the black coffin, the water in his body was lost severely, his skin had begun to dry out, the blood that oozed out instantly evaporated, his consciousness gradually became trance, his pupils sometimes dilated and sometimes narrowed, as if he was having a nightmare, at this time, the woven bag tied to his back suddenly became larger, opened its mouth, and put him in it.
At this moment, Monkey Er seemed to suddenly return to the light, and his cloudy pupils began to become clear, and he could clearly hear the exaggerated shouts of those animals.
"Wow, this fire is too big, what kind of fire it has to be burned, it's terrifying!"
The animal's brutal shouts were clear in his ears, and Monkey Er's guilt resurfaced, and the expression in his eyes was complicated......
"Click!"
With the sound of a zipper, his world went black.
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The fire, which rose more than ten meters high, crackled.
"This is a spontaneous fire, which rises from the body, even AK48, who is known as a naked madman, can escape, and look at the fire...... AK48 won't survive!" The beasts laughed and exchanged their heads, "Hehe, so, we should start preparing for the celebration feast......"
"Haha! Then I'll pick one first......" A cat-faced man who stood two meters tall played with the silver knife in his hand.
At his feet was a pregnant woman dressed in red.
He picked up the pregnant woman's red clothes and pointed the knife at the bulging belly, and rubbed the knife back and forth on the belly, as if sharpening a knife.
A lizard in a white vest reminded, "Be careful not to pierce, or it won't be fresh!"
"Of course I know to be careful, Lan Kwai Fong's signature dish Premium A dumplings are freshly made fetal meat fillings, I can't wait, this is mine......" He turned his head to a one-meter-seven lizard and said, "Bakkel should we bet, I guess it should be a male baby!"
The lizard spat out its scarlet tongue, which stretched two meters and reached into the belly of the red-clothed pregnant woman.
"I feel the ...... of the fetal heartbeat"
"How often!?"
"Hmm!" the lizard nodded firmly, "It's definitely a female baby!
"The racial specialty of the three dick lizards in Eastern Siberia, the dick can grow even longer, you bet with me with this, is there any sincerity?"
“......”
The barbarians were talking about dinner, and they were getting more and more energetic!
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The fire went from raging to burning and waning, until finally only a few sparks remained.
It's less than three minutes.
The animal paused the conversation at the celebration feast, and instead sighed at the fire ruins, as far as the eye could see, the ground where the skin and flesh of AK48 were burned, leaving only Sensen's bones, and the fire on some bones had not been extinguished......
"The speed of this cremation ...... Won't it be a little too fast!"
"What's so strange about this, no matter how famous AK48 is, after all, it's just a Terran child, only a few taels of meat, can't it be burned all at once?"
"That's right!"
“......”
The cigarette butt was thrown on the ground, and a wisp of smoke slowly swayed out of the mourning dog's face, the smoke drifted away, and the glass wall behind it was lifted, and he shouted to the thugs: "It's time to collect the corpse, you go over and see if there is any clue to the murderous road map!"
"Yes!"
The beasts were all enthusiastic, scrambling to come forward for the autopsy.
"Da Da Da!"
Soon, around the ruins of fire, thousands of beasts were surrounded.
The two-meter-tall cat is the most positive!The two-meter-tall Sanya cat is a 28-year-old adult, and the adult Sanya cat can be up to 3 meters tall, so this two-meter-tall Sanya cat is considered to be the shortest in the group.
He tugged at the thick fur collar around his neck, and was the first to run forward and kick the smoking skeleton.
"Wow, good ...... It's hot!"
"Whew-"
Maoman's shoes suddenly caught fire, he screamed, and was busy extinguishing the fire on his shoes, and he was embarrassed.
"Whoosh!"
At this time, the skeleton turned over.
"Ah...... What the hell!"
The cat screamed in fright, he hadn't had his tail removed, and his tail was straight out of the hole in his canvas shorts.
"What's it called? I'm scared to death!" the other animals wondered, this skeleton was just covered by some fire slag and stones, and I didn't see it clearly, but I was kicked by the cat, and I happened to turn over, and my eyes were a skeleton man that had been burned to the point that only the skeleton remained.
"I'm wondering, what is there to be afraid of human bones, don't the bones left over from roasting whole people look like this!?"
"No!" the cat argued, struggling, "I didn't...... Didn't kick him, was it...... Be...... It's ......"
"Do you stutter? yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
"Yes...... Be...... He turned over on his own!"
"What?!You said you didn't kick it just now, he rolled over on his own!"
"Hmm!" the cat's tail was hard and straight.
"You're a hell of a bluffer!"
The beasts laughed.
"Haha!"
"You Sanya cats love to tell ghost stories, but now it sounds more like a joke!"
The next moment!
"Ah...... Ah~!!!"
All the beasts suddenly shouted and screamed like crazy, and their eyes fell out in fright!
They realized that the cat was not lying, because now ...... They saw it firsthand......
"That skull stand...... Stand...... Stand up......"
"Mom...... Damn, ......."
"Hell !!!"
The barbarians seemed to have lost their souls, and with a bang, the birds and beasts dispersed.
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