Chapter 190: The Clever Argumenter
Liu Zijin saw Su Wu laughing, obviously in a better mood, although he didn't know why, but this was a good opportunity. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Thinking about it, he walked a step behind Su Wu and asked, "Uncle, where did you plan to visit?"
"Society. ”
"Oh...... All right...... Then we ......"
Halfway through Liu Zijin's words, Su Wu raised his hand and interrupted: "The reason for going to the club is that you are in the club nine times out of ten." I've had a hard time looking for you. ”
As he spoke, Su Wu showed an angry smile.
Liu Zijin paused, he glanced at Su Yan, and said, "Haha, since I have found my gold medal tour guide Liu Zijin, then I will definitely take my uncle to visit." ”
"You're going to change the subject......"
"Speaking of our school garden,There's a lot of interesting places.,But since it's a school garden,,I suggest you go to see the teaching building first!Uncle, you must be very concerned about where Su Yan usually studied.。 ”
Su Wu nodded and said, "I care very much, what is it that makes Su Yan's hair turn white and his eyes red." ”
Liu Zijin laughed twice when he heard this, and then strode in front to lead the way: "Uncle come with me, you only need to take the bus here, and you can go directly to the teaching building." ”
With that, he took the lead and sat in the first row of the bus. Su Wu couldn't help but smile dumbly when he looked at Liu Zijin from behind, he turned his head to find his daughter, and found that his daughter naturally walked to the only seat next to Liu Zijin and sat down. Seeing this, he sighed and said jealously: "My daughter won't kiss me when she's so old, that bastard boy really deserves to die." ”
As he spoke, he saw what Liu Zijin said, and then Su Yan walked down again, walked quickly in front of Su Wu, and said, "Dad, come up, I'll sit with you." ”
Su Wu immediately smiled from ear to ear, and he let Su Yan take his hand and sit down. On the other hand, Yi Shaoguang and Wen Resa glanced at each other, and reached an agreement in an instant, and the two sat in the third row with elegant steps, leaving Liu Zijin alone in front.
Liu Zijin breathed a sigh of relief, a person is good, and a person is the most pleasant. The gentle wind soothed his nervousness, and he couldn't help but close his eyes and yawn. Just when he was drowsy, a hand put on his shoulder, his eyes were half-open, and he saw that the bus was running, so he didn't turn his head and said: "Li Zhihao, stay away from me, you don't know how much gossip on the forum will be if you hug me again." ”
Li Zhihao laughed and said, "Let them come, I don't care very much." ”
Liu Zijin sniffed and said, "Why are you still wearing perfume, have you given up being a man?" Also, looking at your fine skin and tender flesh, it is not bad to choose to be a woman. But do you remember the vow you made at the beginning, if you become a woman, the first thing you will do is to cool your brother. ”
"I haven't forgotten it, in fact, it's not for my brother to be refreshed, it's mainly for myself. But I'm not going to be transgender. ”
"And what's the matter with this scent on you...... Oh, I see, don't say it. ”
"You're wrong this time. ”
"How did I go wrong?"
"Then you finish talking first, and I'll tell you you're wrong. ”
"Isn't it on your little girlfriend or your little girlfriend?"
"Tut-tut, of course not. ”
As he spoke, Li Zhihao took out two purple envelopes, and as soon as the envelopes appeared, the charming woman's incense filled Liu Zijin's nasal cavity.
"What's that?"
"Succubus sisters' invitations, they're going to have a banquet today, and I just received an invitation. ”
"Oh. ”
"Are you a man...... give me a reaction. ”
"Yes, definitely. ”
"Oh, I understand, are you a little afraid of Su Yan behind you? What are you afraid of, manly man, let me tell you, I'm not afraid, if it's my girlfriend, I'll just go over with one ear and tell her who is the head of the family. ”
"Yes, yes...... Wait, you said Su Yan was behind?"
"Did you sleep Watt in your headcase?"
"It's a daze......" said, Liu Zijin quietly glanced back, and saw four pairs of eyes staring at this side, Liu Zijin immediately retracted his gaze, and nothing happened.
Li Zhihao felt Liu Zijin's back shrink a little, so he turned around and looked, and said, "Oh, I just said why didn't there be a girl sitting next to you today, is it because of this freshman?"
Su Wu is not very old, plus he is handsome, and his temperament is casual and decadent, he really doesn't have the appearance of a father, plus Li Zhihao is face blind, and his memory is no different from that of a goldfish, so it is normal to admit mistakes.
"No, that ......"
Su Wu interrupted Liu Zijin again, he smiled and said, "Yes, I'm a freshman, may I ask who you are?"
"Oh, hello, my name is Li Zhihao, and I am a good friend of Liu Zijin. Since Liu Zijin is willing to show you around the school, which means that he likes you very much, then I will definitely like you too. Don't be afraid of anything you encounter at school in the future, I'll cover you. ”
Su Wu nodded, and said, "Thank you, what is the envelope in your hand?"
"Oh, you said this, didn't I just say it...... Yes, you're a freshman. ”
As he spoke, Li Zhihao showed a smile on his face, and he raised his eyebrows and said: "You know, natural human rights, all races are born equal, and each of us has a way of living and customs that respect others. And there are a group of poor beauties in this world, they are beautiful and cute, but they have to feed on the spirit of men, although the people in the school can already open the valley, but you know, this file is to make people so happy, not to do it always makes people empty and lonely. ”
Su Wu smiled knowingly, and made another sword drawing motion, Li Zhihao nodded happily, and laughed: "It's not a big sword, it's not a big sword." We don't give money, but they give us benefits......"
"Li Zhihao, you dead duck, even stay away from me!!"
Liu Zijin shouted loudly, trying to interfere with Li Zhihao's speech, Li Zhihao was obviously unhappy when he was scolded, he said with a dark face: "What's the anger, it's not that I won't give it to you, although I only have two invitations, but one invitation can still take someone to go, what are you anxious about, I won't take you to the end." ”
"I don't want to go, don't tell me the same as you!"
"Bah, you're not a man. ”
"There are two kinds of men in this world, one is innocent like me, and the other is evil like you. ”
"I'm really hurt when you say that. ”
"What are you hurting, you are already evil. ”
"My best brother actually told me that he wasn't a human being, and that made me not hurt?"
"Oh. ”
"What's wrong with you today, something is wrong. ”
Li Zhihao suddenly noticed something, he put his hand on Liu Zijin's forehead, touched it and asked, "I don't have a fever." ”
Liu Zi glanced at him, thinking that it was impossible to have a tacit understanding with Li Zhihao in this life, he sighed and said, "I'm going to take someone to visit the school today." ”
"It's not easy, shouldn't we take him with us? Isn't that part of the school?"
"Don't, big brother, I beg you, don't. ”
"Oh, let's go together, although you are still a virgin, but believe me, after going once, you will feel that your previous life is in vain. ”
"What you said made me very excited, but I still couldn't go. ”
"Why can't you go?"
"I think it's better to be with a girl I like for the first time. ”
"Oh, do you want to go later?"
"When did I say ......"
"Haha, look at your unconfident appearance, who is the girl you like?"
Li Zhihao asked this question, everyone's ears in the bus stood up, Liu Zijin was silent for a while, a shadow turned in his mind, he shook his head, and said, "I haven't found it yet." ”
"Hey, come with me in that case. ”
"You know I'm a principled person. ”
"Well, since you're so insistent. ”
Li Zhihao nodded, and then casually stuffed the invitation into Su Wu's hand, he smiled at Su Wu and said: "It's all for you, you can pull a random man on the road to know the location, and when he sees the invitation in your hand, he will definitely take you there himself." ”
He didn't wait for Su Wu to react, he turned back directly, and said to Liu Zijin: "Okay, then let's go somewhere else to play." ”
"What to play, we, as students, must study on weekends. ”
"Are you really sick?"
"No, I'm so good, I really want to learn. ”
"Oh...... Such. ”
Li Zhihao nodded, crossed a few sets of emojis in his mind, and said, "Then let's study for a day today, and I'll take the laptop to your house later." ”
"Yes, I'll take him home after a tour. ”
"Okay. ”
After speaking, Li Zhihao directly supported it with one hand and jumped off the bus directly, Liu Zijin watched his figure flash, and couldn't help but feel very cheating, this Li Zhihao ran away after the pit, is there any mistake. He only felt a heavy murderous aura behind him, as if countless sharp swords had been aimed at his back, and as long as he gave an order, he would pierce himself mercilessly.
Thinking so, Liu Zijin heard Su Wu say, "That friend of yours is quite interesting." ”
Liu Zijin laughed, turned his head and explained: "Uncle, don't get me wrong, he is a secondary disease, what he said just now is purely a fantasy generated in his adolescent pheromone burst head, don't be like him." ”
Su Wu didn't answer Liu Zijin, he sniffed the invitation, and said: "Actually, when I came, I found out that everyone here looks about the same age, and they all look very good, no matter what, it's a little strange that a school is full of handsome men and beautiful women." Plus my daughter's hair turned gray for no reason, isn't this an ordinary school?"
It turned out that he was talking about this, and Liu Zijin was relieved. Anyway, when you leave school, the memory here will be modified, he laughed, and said, "Yes, uncle, there are people of all races here, maybe you have seen a few dragons on the road." ”
"That's right. Su Wu nodded, "So, your friend just now invited you to find a succubus......?"
"Hahahaha, uncle, you misunderstood, although there are all races here, but think about it, how can a creature of the evil camp like a succubus appear in the school in a grand manner?
At this time, Su Yan also nodded and said, "The people in the same class don't have succubi. ”
Liu Zijin was so moved that he was about to cry, he quietly gave Su Yan a thumbs up, and said: "That's the way it is, okay, now that my uncle already knows the truth about the school, then we can go to some places that are a little more exciting." ”
"Hmm...... All right. ”
Su Wu straightened his body, although he said that he was already thirty years old, but how to say it, men are teenagers until they die, if they can see with their own eyes those races that only appear in fantasy, no man will not be excited.
Seeing this, Liu Zijin smiled slightly, and said mysteriously: "Uncle, you won't be disappointed." ”
When he said this, his gaze crossed over to Su Wu and found that Yi Shaoguang and Wen Resa behind him were looking at him suspiciously, and he smiled at the two girls, and the two girls looked away at the same time.