The 424th robbery arrives on New Earth
Seeing that these people began to crusade against the big brother in the military world, Yang Yan suddenly laughed. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info he did give the big brother in the military world a lot of magic weapons before, but they are all standard weapons, although they are not very bad, but they are not very good. At least you can't see that they are magic weapons without the urging of the aura.
So much so that the big brother in the military world always thought that it was just some sharp cold weapons and did not pay attention to it.
But now he must be paying attention.
The immortal qi that erupted from the body went down the meridians, and all of it was injected into the jade plate. The light is getting stronger and stronger, which makes Yang Yan smack.
This immortal weapon is an immortal weapon! It's really not an ordinary Fei immortal qi!
Although it is only a pirated version of the Ziwei Star Palace, it is not something that Yang Yan can urge at this stage.
took out another pill and threw it into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it, and then turned into immortal qi and instilled it into the jade plate.
Yang Yan frowned, he felt that there were some more impurities in his body! At this moment, he was washed by the immortal qi, and it seeped out along the pores, black and unpleasant.
"What's going on? Why do I have so many impurities in my body? Every time I remove the marrow, it doesn't take long for it to get a lot more!"
Pangu was beside him, and Yang Yan asked directly, "What's going on?"
Pangu didn't know how to answer, thought about it, and had to say, "Don't worry about it, it won't have much impact on cultivation!"
"I wonder why, is this world so unbearable?"
Pangu said coldly: "It's not that the world is unbearable, it's that you can't do it!"
Yang Yan suddenly became anxious, and said angrily: "...... You can't do it! I'm very good! But you, now there's only one divine thought left, can you do it?"
Pangu conjured two eyes on the screen of his mobile phone, staring at Yang Yan faintly, the two of them stared at each other with such big eyes, and neither of them admitted defeat. In the end, it was Pangu who spoke first: "What I said is not good, it's not that you can't do it, although you are indeed inferior to me in that aspect." But what I'm saying is...... You can't!"
Yang Yan sneered and said, "I'm not as good as you in that aspect? Just kidding! How many years have you been dead? Have all the guns that have not been used for hundreds of thousands of years been blocked? Then I am indeed inferior to you!"
"Roll the calves!"
Pangu was reluctant to deal with this slut, and said: "All things in heaven and earth belong to the Dao of Heaven, they come from the Great Dao, and they will return to the Dao after death. Therefore, tracing back to the origin, all things in heaven and earth, the universe is desolate, even time and space, are just a bunch of rules!"
"And human beings and all things are also a mess of rules. ”
"The Netherworld is an extremely important part of the six realms of reincarnation, and even the Jade Emperor, the lord of the heavenly court, cannot interfere in the six realms of reincarnation, which shows its importance. Just because, the existence of the underworld is to maintain the existence of the Heavenly Dao!"
Yang Yan raised his hand and asked, "In other words, if we want to overturn the heavens, what we need to do is overturn the underworld? That's quite simple, I have a good relationship with the Great Sage......
Pangu directly gave Yang Yan a roll of his eyes to show respect for his IQ.
"If you borrow a few dares from that monkey, and then borrow the power of his saint, you won't be able to destroy these six realms of reincarnation! Besides, even if you destroy the six realms and collapse the reincarnation, it can only cause the Heavenly Dao to fight back desperately, and it is useless! But the six realms of reincarnation can't be let go, we have already taken the Shura Dao, and in fact, there are very few places that the current Heavenly Dao can control......
"Ahem, are we off topic?"
Seeing that Pangu was bent on breaking the Heavenly Dao, Yang Yan hurriedly dragged the deflected topic back.
What the hell are you kidding! Who the hell wants to break the heavens with you? I haven't lived enough!
Pangu smacked his lips in disgust, and then continued to talk about impurities.
"What is impurity for a mass of rules? What is superfluous is impurity! A white and flawless soul represents purity, so where does impurity come from? Everything that does not belong to your body is impurity! Breath, water, food, these are all foreign things, they are all impurities. And then there's ...... Your feelings, your memories! those are what you have later, so they're also impurities!"
Yang Yan's breath stagnated, and Kabakaba eyes.
"You mean...... Seven emotions and six desires, memories, these are all impurities?"
"That's right!"
"Then I'm covered in ......"
"There is no clean place!"
"What about the aura and the immortal energy?"
The reason why a saint is holy is not how much immortal energy he absorbs, but how many rules he controls, and within the rules, so the immortal energy is subservient to him, this is the saint!"
"Heavenly Dao?"
"A whole bunch of pure rules!"
“......”
Yang Yan took a deep breath and pondered the unexpected answer. After a long time, he opened his eyes and looked directly into the dazzling eyes that Pangu had conjured up.
"I think the rice seems to be better......"
Pangu disappeared as soon as he swooped, and he knew! Yang Yan, this slut was not a person at all! He was a bewitching slut!
The jade brand is full of fairy energy, bright like a 150-watt light bulb. Throwing the jade plate aside, Yang Yan got up and filled the bowl of rice, and took a few bites of red oil bamboo shoots. Then serve another bowl of rice and repeat the above action.
After eating all the big pot of rice, I burped contentedly. I wiped my mouth again, then took a shower, and finally picked out the best clothes.
The black half-cut sleeves and the big gray pants go the best together!
Picking up the jade plaque, with a movement of his mind, the entire Ziwei Star Palace instantly flew into the sky, and then continued to shrink, shrinking, and the sycamore tree and the old locust tree were also shrinking! Everything in the Ziwei Star Palace was shrinking! Finally, the Ziwei Star Palace turned into a streamer and disappeared into the jade plaque, and the light on the jade plaque gradually extinguished.
In place, a huge depression was left. It's like someone has scooped it with a spoon.
The sports car and the dog's egg floated in the air, and Yang Yan also stood by nothing.
"Let's go, let's go to the Galactic Alliance!"
The sports car and the dog are excited, and they can finally go back to the Galactic League! Damn! I'm bored here!
Swish!
With a flash of white light, the people, cars, and mobile phones standing in mid-air suddenly disappeared, and they had crossed the barriers of space and came to another planet!
"Dog, call my mom and dad. ”
Turning his head to look at the surrounding environment, looking at the giant beasts with big eyes and a confused expression, Yang Yan spoke calmly.
The dog flew to the side and went to dial. And Yang Yan stared at the dozen or so giant beasts that were seven or eight meters high.
What are you looking at me for?
What the hell am I looking at you?
Will you try me again?
I'll just look at you, what can you do?
Just take a look......
After a silent exchange, the giant beasts felt the momentum on Yang Yan's body and were all stunned. One by one, they honestly hugged each other and shrank into the corner to sleep.
Yang Yan was speechless, so you can all sleep?
"!?"
At this time, Yang Mu's voice suddenly sounded, which frightened Yang Yan and trembled.
"Mom?"
Yang Yan turned his head to look for it, but saw that the dog egg projected a light screen in mid-air, which clearly showed the figure of Yang Mu, and the wrinkles on her face were gone, and now she looked similar to a woman of twenty-seven or eighteen, but there was a little less tenderness in her eyes, but a little more sword intent!
Yang Yan breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.
You thought it was right next to me!
The villain floated beside Yang Yan, frowning at Yang Yan.
"How about the boss? I changed the stereo myself, is it handsome?"
Glancing at the dog angrily, Yang Yan began to concentrate on dealing with Mother Yang.
"Mom, how are you doing in the past two years?"
"Oh yes, little smashed you, are you willing to come back?" Yang Mu raised her eyebrows at Yang Yan, and her tone was not good.
Yang Yan didn't have a temper at all, so he could only mutter: "If I am a little, then what are you and my father?"
Goudan kindly helped Yang Yan amplify the volume. Mother Yang heard it clearly, and immediately sneered: "Do you mean I'm an old?"
"Don't dare, you are a great beauty! the world's number one beauty!" Yang Yan hurriedly shook his head and denied it.
"Hmph! Don't pretend to be garlic for this beauty! Say! What about my daughter-in-law? Ahri?!Hmm?!Why do you two say no, it's gone? Your second grandfather is still waiting to hold his grandson! You're good! It's been ......six years since you've been gone."
Mother Yang was angry when she saw Yang Yan, and immediately scolded.
Yang Yan didn't dare to raise his head when he was scolded, and vaguely heard his father's persuasion. I thought: I really deserve to be my father! At the critical moment, I still want to myself!
I only heard Father Yang say: "Don't be angry, don't be angry! Drink a cup of tea to cool down! My son didn't mean to! Don't scold him! Talk to him well!"
Yang Yan was moved!
At this time, I heard Yang's father persuade Yang's mother in a serious voice: "It's useless for you to scold him! What if you scold him and don't dare to come back? It's better to talk to him now and let him come back.
Yang Yan was moved to cry, crying so much!
I thought to myself that you are not only a good father, but also a good husband!
Mother Yang continued to sneer and said, "Old lady, no, this beauty has put her words here today, and you are limited to come to me within an hour!
Yang Yan: "......"
I dare ...... Is it?
Faintly, there was a dog-like sycophant voice from Father Yang: "My wife is mighty! My wife is domineering!"
Yang Yan: "......"
Dad, as a man, do you dare to start a strong start?
It's a shame for our old Yang family!
"Ahem! Sports car, hurry up and get home within an hour!
Coughing a few times to hide his embarrassment, Yang Yan hurriedly climbed into the sports car, positioned the dog, and then took off.
It wasn't until Yang Yan's figure disappeared that the dozen or so giant beasts that pretended to be asleep quietly got up and confirmed that Yang Yan had left correctly, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.
One of them actually said with a mouth, "I don't know who that human was just now! It can exude such a powerful momentum, which feels much more powerful than the Tiger King!"
Another giant beast spoke: "Yes, but we still have Lord Peng! That Lord's strength is also unfathomable, and it is by no means comparable to this human being!"
"Okay, let's all sleep! Such a strong man won't worry about us! Tomorrow we have to get up early to go to the Terran side to transport goods! Take advantage of the good price of thistle grass this summer, let's save some more money! When the time comes, we will also buy some electronic equipment to bring back, and open the eyes of the old and young masters of the clan!"
"I've been in love with that TV for a long time!"
"I want a fridge!"
"I loved the air conditioning!"
"I prefer that call!"
......
"Shut up!
"Oh......"