The little white girl flew out of my back and landed in front of the Peony King: "I am the aunt of the children, don't look at the small person, the body is transparent and translucent, and no one can find it if it is invisible." ”

The Peony King was particularly important, and looked at it differently and said, "Stay by my side in the future." Ask: "Who is the father of the child?"

I hid and couldn't find a place, and was grabbed by Sister Feng's arm, for fear that people wouldn't know, and shouted loudly: "It's him, an authentic pick-up man!"

The Peony King didn't understand it for a long time, and asked, "Is your kung fu very high, show me a performance?"

The tallest child shouted: "Grandma Wang, we have two fathers, I don't know who is wild?"

The peony fairy flew up and whispered to the peony king: "This is ......"

The little white girl was angry, only the size of the Peony King's fingers, flipping over her vertical middle finger, like a child......

This reminds me to stare at the Peony King: fifty meters tall, big hands and big feet, big head, fat body, no longer have the temperament of a young woman, sitting high in the air, there are peony flowers in front and back, left and right.

Pretending not to hear about the wild father, plucking a peony petal from his side, putting it in the palm of his hand, and holding the little white girl on his stomach with his middle finger......

I thought it was going to turn into a bunch of food, but I didn't expect it to flash and turn into peony flowers......

The peony fairy took one and put it in her mouth, took a bite and shouted: "We are immortals, and we want to eat art and culture." ”

Don't say that children don't understand, even I blink my eyes and don't understand......

The tallest child thought about it for a long time, and didn't figure out the question: "Mom, what is ...... to eat?"

This is what everyone is most concerned about, and even Sister Feng, who has seen the world, has to frown......

The peony fairy talked about the rapid development of the palace from the history of the palace to today, including all the political, military, economic and cultural aspects......

Grandma Wang was very appreciative: "Okay! This lesson is not only for the children, but also for all the aunts!" However, she forgot about our question and just asked, "How many boys are there?"

I'm weird, I don't know what this thing is for? Having a boy or a girl is not something you can control?

The Peony King's ears were very pointed, and he could actually hear me talking to myself, and he put the problem on the table to tell everyone: "In the past, stupid men thought that giving birth to a boy and a girl had something to do with them, but in fact they were wrong; the decision to give birth to a boy or a girl was firmly in the hands of women, and what they wanted to have could be easily realized!"

I almost cursed, "What a bullshit!" and covered my mouth tightly with my hands before I pressed my voice back.

The peony fairy didn't know what to say about madness? He highly praised the Peony King for saying it too correctly! and he also talked about it: "Children, why did my mother give birth to all girls, just to plan for the future; before the flower thief arrived, she had already prepared her heart, and the result was very successful!"

The more Sister Feng listened, the more confused she became: Could it be that the peony fairy was willing to pick flowers and thieves to pick fruits? Isn't it too ripe to wait for a second?

I scolded in my heart: "Shameless, why didn't you say it earlier, if I knew, I wouldn't have taken this plate if I was killed!"

The Peony King doesn't seem to care, the happiest people are all girls, I really didn't dream of it!

Sister Huang finally couldn't help it, and asked in a loud voice: "Peony fairy, do you have an appointment with the flower thief?"

How old are the children? Who knows the relationship between men and women? One by one, they can't say a word when they look at it with their eyes wide open......

This question was supposed to avoid the father, since he was married, it was a lifetime, and there was no need to hide it: "The flower thief can not achieve conception at one time, and when people are quiet in the middle of the night and people sleep dead, they will ......"

Sister Feng felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help but say, "This is not ......"

The peony fairy replied without blushing and without a beating heart: "You guessed right, otherwise, who has such a great ability can give birth to more than 2,500 children in one child." ”

I was about to go crazy, she was still talking about it shamelessly, she couldn't help it, and shouted: "Don't say it!"

The Peony King was not angry at all, his eyes fell on my face, and he said calmly: "Don't be dissatisfied! Tonight, arrange for the two of you to be together, hoping to give birth to 10,000 babies at a time......

I scolded in my heart: "This old woman, I don't know what I want so many children for? If the flower thief can give birth, can I give birth too?"

The little white girl flew down from the middle finger of the Peony King, grabbed it tightly in my ear and said, "Aren't you a flower thief?

I broke out in a cold sweat with this, and the thief peeked at it, and the damned creature turned into words, and I couldn't pick them off with my hands.

The Peony King laughed out of the old woman's voice, and said nonsense: "I like flower thieves, there are so many in one child, how many are there in ten?

I muttered quietly, "If you like it so much, why don't you marry the flower thief?"

No one listened, and the Peony King kept telling the children the story of the Peony Homeland......

The children ate the peony flower and exclaimed in amazement: "Mother, this flower is so sweet, what is it called?"

Peony fairy, with mother's gentle explanation: "Since it is a peony flower, it is called a peony fairy"

The children scrambled to eat, and in the blink of an eye, they all looked as beautiful as peonies, and the smiles on their faces were very bright......

These children have no connection with me at all, but they have become their stepfathers, and there is always a strange feeling in my heart.

The Peony King sat high in the sky, like a flower that never withers, and his smile was always on his face.

However, my brain never understood the real purpose of the Peony Fairy's actions.

Here, when all time stops, the sun shines infinitely, and in addition to the exuberance, it is a sense of eternity......

The peony fairy whispered in the ear of the peony king for a while, and flew to my side, holding hands in public and shouting: "Let's go!"

Everywhere came the children's cries: "Mom, stepfather, where are you going?"

Then came the voice of the Peony King: "Don't call your stepfather in the future, call your father." ”

I was made invisible by the peony, flashed, and disappeared......

The wind was blowing "whirring", and the sound was very loud, accompanied by Sister Feng's call: "Wait, there is me!"

Sister Huang also shouted: "Husband, no matter where we go, we must be together." ”

I didn't hear the voice of the little white girl, but I stayed by the side of the Peony King, I don't know if I will follow?

The peony fairy held my hand tightly, the meaning was very clear, not to let the Feng sisters catch up, deliberately bent around......

With a "bang", he slammed into the white mist like a stone......

The scene that catches your eye is ecstatic: a mirage-like wonderland, all decorated with colorful peonies, and even the green mountains and green waters are woven with peony flowers - beautiful!

In particular, there are several large characters composed of peony flowers written on the top of the door of the house, which is even more amazing, and it is actually ......

The peony fairy took my hand firmly and landed gently to the door, and a group of palace maids were polite, kneeling sideways, bowing their heads and shouting: "Her Royal Highness the princess, Chitose, Chitose!"

The more I listened, the more strange I became, how could such a noble peony princess like flower thieves?

The cries of Sister Feng and Sister Huang could not be heard here, and there were bursts of peony fragrance from the house, which smelled better than the femininity in her hands......

My brain was dizzy, and when I entered the door, there were palace maids waiting everywhere, and there were people ......

Passing through the luxurious princess palace, I came to the sleeping place, opened the peony bead curtains, and saw a huge peony bed, which was bigger than the one made by Sister Feng;

The peony fairy shrunk her height to one meter six and five, and for some reason, she was half a head shorter than me, standing together, like an authentic husband and wife.

I had a big rock in my heart, and depression hit me again and again, and I didn't know how to get through it when I thought of those who took over......

I always feel that it is a few broken flowers and willows, and in my case, it is even more unbearable.

There was no crazy kissing, no fierce hugs, the two flicked and gently got on the peony bed, a fragrant fragrance drunk to death, and the brain was in a state of confusion......

A sweet smell squeezed in, completely covering the body, and the feeling of drunken dreams and death completely melted in the breath of peony......

The sheets rolled around, completely controlled by her, leaving me with nothing but sweetness, which was the most beautiful in the world......

You can't hear the murmuring or the endless stream of people, as if everything is as beautiful as a flower......

There are many poems by Fan Litian in my heart, but I don't know if this one is consistent with the current scene: lying in a fairyland and getting drunk, a beautiful woman in her arms is heartbroken, you don't need to drink and your soul is flying, and life is beautiful once.

The peony fairy also has a close poem: "Skillful and heavenly work into a pair, the marriage made in heaven is beautiful, the couple studies the sweet fruit, and the happiness hunts the taste of mandarin ducks." ”

I couldn't find a better poem, and the Peony Fairy was no longer interested......

Suddenly bounced high, fell heavily from the air, and smashed on the peony bed with all his strength; his body trembled and trembled, and for a while, he clenched his fist tightly and slammed the petals of the flower, making a "dong dong" sound......

I couldn't help but cry out, "Oh my God! She's so intense! Doesn't it hurt at all?"