"Great, Zhou Yi, you're okay. Oh, Mengyun is also there. Liu Tao, who ran to me panting, tried to organize his breathing and said, "I thought you kid hung up in the attack just now." ”

Mengyun is like this, and Liu Tao is like this, so is it fashionable to give lunch to others casually now? I desperately suppressed the urge to stretch out my hand and pinch the cheek of my good friend (self-proclaimed) and pull it hard to the left and right, and looked at the other party angrily and said, "You crow's mouth is not going to say something unlucky there." It was so chaotic that I didn't notice that those curious monsters had rushed into the school?"

Crowded, the space is narrow, and there are a lot of cute girls, this is definitely the favorite place of the tentacle monster, no, I mean that once a monster rushes in, it will definitely cause extremely strict casualties, and instantly turn the school into purgatory on earth.

"I was by the window and I did see a monster trying to rush in, but it was killed by soldiers before it could cross the school gate. Liu Tao was as excited as I thought, and said loudly, "It's a prophecy, it must be that witch's prophecy has come true!"

I finally couldn't help but knock Liu Tao the head: "Come less! Why do you say this is a prophecy? In my opinion, these monsters are more like some kind of biological weapons." Maybe this attack was planned by the kingdom, maybe the navy and air force are strong, but the 6th Army is as weak as waste wood, and it is not a matter of a day or two that they are eager to obtain a wide land on the big 6, and recently the empire has tried to expand its power into the ocean, can the other party not be nervous? That's why they will make up this killing plant to replace their scum 6th Army to charge into battle, today is just an actual test......

In fact, I also know that it is most impossible for the kingdom to take the initiative to upset the balance and provoke war, but I would rather believe this than believe the so-called prophecy. That's ridiculous!

"Plants!?" Liu Tao didn't care about smoothing the bag that I had just knocked out, his face was suddenly covered with a shocked expression, and he grabbed my collar hard and interrupted, "You said they are plants!?"

"Yes, those things are more agile than grasshoppers, but they are plants. "They don't have eyes, and their mouths are completely different from those of carnivores, more like some kind of mouthparts. On top of that, what comes out of them after being killed is not blood, but a slimy green liquid. ”

"Well, you looked like you had a close encounter with monsters. Liu Tao looked at me carefully twice, and then waved his hand casually, "Don't mention this first, anyway, now you are standing here well." If it is a plant, then the prophecy is more likely to be true. ”

"Are you still here?"

Liu Tao ignored me, but put the back of his hand to his mouth and bit it hard, frowned and whispered:

"On the first day, God created light and darkness, on the second day, God created the sky and the earth, on the third day, God created rivers, lakes and seas, on the fourth day, God made the earth moistened by the flow of water grow with all kinds of plants, on the fifth day, God made all kinds of animals spread to all corners of the world, thus erecting a complete world, and on the sixth day, God created human beings and other equally intelligent creatures to take charge of the world. ”

This guy is talking about the creation myth that everyone in the world is familiar with, but nowadays no one takes it seriously except for devout believers. Science is developing, society is progressing, and human beings have long been omnipotent in the sky and the sea, and there has never been a castle floating in the clouds in the sky or the palace of the legendary elegant mermaid people on the bottom of the sea. Therefore, the vast majority of human beings who believe that seeing is believing do not believe that mythological things exist zài.

I'm one of them.

"So what?" "As we spoke, the three of us had already walked along the highway into the downtown area, where the traffic was not blocked, and we should be able to sit in the car," Do you want to say that the seventh day god is tired of this world and chooses to let it go, so that all people can't die because of it, unless they are buried by some special kind of being, and in this context, a golden loli whose daily quiet life has been suddenly broken has started a magnificent journey with her friends with a delicate metal shovel?"

Mengyun immediately quietly kicked me in the leg - she loved that work.

"Herein lies the problem. Liu Tao obviously knew what I was talking about, and suddenly his face showed a crying and laughing expression, "The myth does not clearly indicate what the Seventh Day Creation God is doing, or what he intends to do, so the unknown ancient witch will divinate this." And even without the mythology, you should know that plants are the basis of the biosphere on which we live. If the creator god really wants to destroy us, using his hands on plants is the most direct and effective way. ”

I admit that Liu Tao's information processing ability and various association abilities are much better than mine, and at the same time, I have to admit that countless cold sweats instantly broke out on my back.

It shouldn't be such a coincidence, right?

A large crater that suddenly appeared in the middle of the road, allowing many vehicles to walk around, attracted our attention, and also put an end to Liu Tao's unfounded speculation.

The crater wasn't made by plants, but it didn't look like it had been hit by a stray rocket launcher. To describe it as more like a road that cracked and then collapsed in a violent earthquake, is obviously impossible.

Underneath the pit happened to be the city sewers, and for some reason Emilina's face flashed through my mind.

She couldn't have fallen out of this pit, right? It's not a trap at all, it's the other world's demon (if there is indeed a zài) who used some method to block the obstacle that blocked her when she fled in a panic, how big of that girl's nerves would fall in, hey!?

After saying goodbye to Liu Tao, who was still speculating in the open air, Mengyun and I got on the bus home.

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Our brother and sister's father is called Zhou Tianxiang, a company white-collar worker, and my mother's name is Situ Yiyue, a magical girl, no, a primary school teacher. Uh, can you pretend that you haven't seen something strange in the middle? In short, this is an ordinary happy little family that can be seen everywhere in the city: husband and wife are loving, the economy is stable, the children are healthy, and they live a sweet and sweet life every day.

After saying hello to the security guard at the entrance of the community, taking the elevator to the door of the house and taking out the key to open the heavy security door, I decisively raised my hand to cover Mengyun's eyes next to me with a blank face - although I knew that this girl would find a way to peek out through her fingers every time.

Superficial, I just said wrong, this is not a sweet life, but a life so sweet that people can't stand it and can't help but want to complain.

Mother is a beauty with a classical oriental charm, even the blue feather senior sister can't compare to her in temperament, and even if she gave birth to me and Mengyun, she still maintains the same figure as a young man, so that my father is still deeply fascinated by her - ok, this is not the point, you love and love the concubine and want to take advantage of the atmosphere to come two or three times, but please don't choose the location in the living room!

"Let me guess what's going on. I pinched the bridge of my nose and sighed weakly at the slightly embarrassed but shy couple who didn't show it, "Mom once again cosplayed a magical girl, deliberately wearing a leaky costume to tease my dad who just came home from work, and my dad who couldn't hold it decisively threw Mom down on the sand, and when the foreplay was only halfway done, Mengyun and I happened to come back." Well, I'm really sorry that I didn't get the right time to go home. ”

That's right.,Mom has a special hobby that makes me cry in the end after repeated persuasion failures.,That's cosplay into a magical girl.。 At least half of her outfit is magical girl costumes, and even the matching staff has several of them. The beautiful and young appearance and the costumes that perfectly restore the image of the characters in the work made my mother often accosted when she participated in comic conventions, and then said to me who was happily looking around with black lines and Mengyun, who was happily looking around, that these two people were her children.

Father dotes on his mother, so he never cares about her in this regard - in fact, I personally think that my father is likely to be a magical girl, which can be seen from the fact that every time he sees his mother dressed as a magical girl at home, he can't help but want to push her down.

Fortunately, my father didn't take off my mother's clothes (in time), he laughed and pulled my wife up from the sand to help her fix her hair and clothes, coughed and looked at me and Mengyun and said, "Oh, you two are back." What do you want to eat at night?"

"It doesn't matter what we both want to eat, you must be determined to eat Mom tonight, right?" After they cleaned up, I put down my hand covering Mengyun's eyes, "Remember to close the door when the time comes, don't leak the sound like last time." ”

Anyway, the sound insulation effect of this house is good enough, and the roar of the rocket artillery and the roar of the fighter jets that just explained the big incident did not let you notice how intense the two who even leaked out of the sound at the beginning......

By the way, they didn't know about the plants attacking the coast yet! I hurried to the TV across the sand, intending to see if there was anything on the news.

"What are you looking for, Tsubasa," Dad raised his hand and explained earnestly, "I have Durex ready, and I don't have the idea of adding another brother or sister to you." ”

Then I rolled on the carpet.

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