Chapter 183: Special Guests
Although Iseni was dragged by Zheng Qing to the warehouse behind the shop, the remaining fishy smell in the store did not dissipate for a long time, and Xiao Xiao had to waste a few fresh talismans to eliminate the smell in the store.
As for the stench that still lingered faintly outside the shop, there was nothing he could do. After all, each talisman is yellow gold, and young wizards who have already begun to learn to do business must also learn to compare their costs and carefully weigh the relationship between expenses and benefits.
Of course, the other reason why he wasn't in the mood to pay attention to the residual stench outside the store was because of the new 'customers' in the store.
The reason why Xiao Xiao is so interested in these new guests is not because these guests are bold or noble. On the contrary, in the eyes of Dr. Siew, each of these guests was a big trouble, which made him feel the urge to throw it out and hurry up.
Of course, this kind of rude and rude behavior can only be thought about in the bottom of his heart, these customers who enter the store, he can't and dare not throw them out casually.
Yes, every single one.
The new guests were not wizards, but a flock of noisy green-skinned parrots and a few starlings, crows, larks, and white doves that they carried with them.
These birds do not have a fuel-efficient lamp.
In addition to the parrot starlings who shouted indiscriminately with their broken gongs, the lark starlings who looked like sparrows were like sparrows, and they kept chattering non-stop after entering the store, until the noise made Dr. Xiao's brain hurt.
"We don't really sell bird food...... If you don't believe me, you can look around our shelves, which are full of rat cages, and some talismans and potions. Xiao Xiao didn't know how many times he had patiently explained this to the parrot in front of him.
But the birds turned a deaf ear, so much so that the wizard was so eager to pluck out the fine fluff around their piercings and yell at them so that the bean-sized creatures would listen to what he said.
The green-skinned parrot raised one of its front paws, grabbed a red and black card on its small paws, tilted its head, and stared at the young wizard with black eyes the size of mung beans, and its voice was a little sharp:
"Look at this card, did you send it, did it say 'it will make the customer happy'?"
We sent it, and there is this sentence. Xiao Xiao nodded reluctantly, while trying to explain: "But ......"
The words that followed his 'but' never had a chance to be said again.
After he admitted the parrot's statement, a flock of birds began to whisper in his ears like a fryer.
"Are we your customers?"
"You can't discriminate against us just because we're birds! It's racism! You're going to be caught by Dan Hag!"
"Goo-goo!"
"Chirp!"
"No, but! if it's a wizard, it counts!"
"If you don't satisfy us, I'll in your store!"
These birds of different species and feathers shouted in unison, especially the last threat, which made Dr. Xiao's face turn green.
"Don't mind! there's something to say!" the short wizard jumped up from behind the counter, waved his arms vigorously, and screamed, "Shall I go to the Grimm grocery store to buy it for you......?" Squad Leader Jiang, Squad Leader Jiang, come here and help!"
Jiang Yu, who had just returned to the store after appeasing a few guests, couldn't help but sigh when he saw the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping.
This is a store, it's complete nonsense.
Although she thought so, she couldn't watch a flock of naughty birds really toss the house into a miasma.
The witch swept over the birds that were scattered at the top of the shelves, and finally her gaze rested on a white dove. Then she had a relieved smile on her face.
"Mengmeng, Mengmeng!" she leaned out of the store, beckoned, and shouted, "Come and do me a favor." ”
After a few moments, the little witch pinched her nose and ran back from the outside—she had tried to put a bubble spell on her head, but she had never succeeded due to her lack of skill, so she finally resorted to the simplest and most ancient method, pinching her nose.
"What's the matter? Well, no matter what, put a bubble head spell on me first! That fish-man stinks to death, cousin, how can you stay?" because pinching her nose, the little witch's voice sounded angry: "Say it quickly, I'm going out after that...... There are a lot of beautiful glass balls in Granny Crystal's shop next door, which is much better than this stinky shop...... Why are you here?"
As she spoke, a white dove, which had been at the top of the shelf, suddenly flapped its wings, slipped off it, and landed on the little witch's shoulder, and began to coo.
She was so surprised that when she said the last sentence, the little witch put down her hand that was pinching her nose, raised her arm, and shifted the white dove from her shoulder to the palm of her hand.
This pigeon is her pet, and she named it 'Xiaobai' - in Li Meng's impression, Xiaobai should stay in the birdhouse of the pet park today and nap, how could he fly so far and fly out of school?
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"Pigeons can talk, too?" Xiao Xiao, who was originally standing behind the counter, sat down again—he had already realized Jiang Yu's intentions, so he looked a lot more relaxed—the wizard smacked his lips, and his tone was a little regretful: "Just now I was thinking about whether this pigeon was your little white, but I wasn't sure...... After all, they all look the same. ”
The little witch glanced at Xiao with a smile on her face, full of disdain, and ignored him.
Jiang Yu raised his arm, scratched the pigeon Xiaobai's head with his fingers, turned back to Li Meng and said, "You let Xiaobai discuss with his friends, don't disturb others to do business, and I'll ask the store manager to invite them to dinner when I go back...... Also, the store has just used a few fresh charms, and there is no smell, so don't always pinch your nose. ”
With that, the witch flexed her fingers and scraped the tip of Li Meng's red nose.
The little witch swayed as if she was drunk, and her face was full of pride: "This kind of trivial matter, wrap it up on me! Xiaobai? Xiaobai, do you hear, let them stop messing around...... I'll give you something delicious!"
The white dove hesitated, turned to look at his companions, and cooed twice.
"Alas. The leading green-skinned parrot sighed heavily: "It's not that I don't understand the words, is it interesting for you to discuss this kind of thing in front of me so stupidly?...... However, for the sake of the little white girl, we reluctantly agreed to this suggestion. ”
"Well, this is called the protection of the rights and interests of consumer birds, and it is completely legitimate and legal!" said a starling next to him.
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