"Hey~" Luo Yu opened the door, sighed softly, and slammed himself on the sofa, this is already the twentieth day of his graduation, but there is still no suitable job. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Thinking about a group of people who are not as talented as themselves, but they have all found good jobs one by one, Luo Yu has a helpless wry smile on the corner of his mouth, these days, finding a job depends not only on strength, but also on acting skills.

Luo Yu's mind is still echoing with the counselor's teaching to him before graduation, when looking for a job, you must show your best and most perfect side, the interviewer has to face too many people every day, it is impossible to read the information of every job seeker seriously, you must arouse the interviewer's interest.

"Interviews are like selling products, it's not enough to have a good product, you also have to be able to market, you are the best product, but you also have to learn to sell yourself, otherwise no matter how talented you are, it's useless, gold will shine everywhere, but it is also necessary to make people notice that it has its value, and it is a strange stone to see it to a group of dogs. This is what Luo Yu's counselor specially said to Luo Yu before graduation.

Luo Yu himself is a business student, usually in psychology, literature, etc., to say that he doesn't know how to sell himself to the interviewer is absolutely deceitful, but anyone who is a little talented has this kind of weird arrogance and shortcomings, unfortunately, Luo Yu belongs to this kind of people, but unfortunately it is not the kind of amazing talent, just a little talented.

What's more unfortunate is that although business is a category that combines arts and sciences and is a bit of a rationality, the education of the Celestial Empire has developed it into a liberal arts, and liberal arts is not like science and engineering students who can roughly interview for a few questions.

"Interview skills! I really don't know it? It's just that I don't think like that, why should I answer like that? Finding a job with insufficient ability depends on skills, and those who have real talent and learning rely on strength to speak!" Luo Yu scolded and picked up the controller, turned on the TV casually, thinking that the interview in the past few days, he had not yet reached the place to show his talents, and he was a little indignant because he couldn't speak and was eliminated by the interviewer because he couldn't speak and was unpleasant when he answered.

Luo Yu fiddled on the sofa for a long time and chose a position that made him feel most comfortable to pay attention to the content on the TV, at this time a program similar to "Animal World" was playing on the TV.

"Sometimes, human society is not as good as the animal world, only weak creatures like foxes rely on cleverness, and domineering animals like lions and tigers don't bother to use tricks at all. Luo Yu thought of what happened during the day in the past few days, and couldn't help but sigh.

It's a pity that the commentary on TV can't hear Luo Yu's words, and as soon as Luo Yu's voice fell, the picture on TV slapped Luo Yu in the face: a male lion was knocked to the ground by an angry buffalo, and in the end, the two died together.

What stunned Luo Yu the most was that after the poor male lion died, he trampled and whipped the corpse of a group of buffalo who came to take revenge.

"I'll go, are you worthy of the title of the king of all beasts with this lion?" Luo Yu stared at the TV screen stupidly, he rarely watched this kind of science and spectrum programs, but subconsciously felt that it was not easy for the male lion to win a buffalo alone? Although the male lion on the TV looked a little old. "You want to say that you can't catch up with your prey and starve to death, but you, as the king of carnivores, were killed by a herbivore with two horns, are you kidding me?"

"This is just an example, the animal world is not a human society, it mainly relies on strength to speak. Luo Yu comforted himself and said that the picture of the lion and the buffalo dying together just now still had a great impact on his heart: "This old male lion was driven out of the lion group by the young male lion at first glance, and the male lion usually does not hunt, and he was killed by the young and strong buffalo when he was unable to do it in terms of physical strength or skill." ”

It's just that today's show seems to be going against Luo Yu, Luo Yu has just finished comforting himself, and a new scene has jumped out on TV, a group of hungry hyenas have set their sights on a lone lioness.

"A bunch of little things that don't just live and die, think they can beat the lion with a little more of them? If these hyenas are capable of outperforming lions, I'll eat the remote control. Luo Yu usually reads a lot of books, but none of them have anything to do with animals, and he doesn't know anything about lions and hyenas, which can be called rivals in the African savannah.

So, it's a pity that someone is going to be slapped in the face again today.

Ten minutes later......

At this time, Luo Yu stared blankly at the TV screen, with a half-section of the remote control hanging in his mouth, and he didn't notice the new content playing on the TV at all, and he still had the picture of the lioness being eaten alive by a group of hyenas in his mind.

For a long time, "My worldview is collapsing!" Luo Yu covered his face, grabbed his hair with his fingers, and raised his head to the sky and roared, this is not just a collapse, it is simply broken into slag.

"Tell me quickly, what you just broadcast is a lie!" Luo Yu ran to the TV, grabbing both sides of the TV and shaking back and forth, is this still a natural reason? You said that the lion was hit and killed by a buffalo, and it was eaten alive by a few puppies that were not more than one-third of his body, and there should be no third lion for the sake of being the king of all beasts, right? Even if there really is, it shouldn't just be captured by the photographer, right?

Okay, maybe today's program team just wants to refresh Luo Yu's three views, Luo Yu's eyes just returned to the TV, and he saw a sleeping lion being trampled to death by a giraffe, and the poor lion's scream before he died shook Luo Yu's ears were a little painful.

"Comrade Lion, you are fortunate. Luo Yu's eyes were full of tears, he firmly believed that he was not wrong just now, it was not an elephant that trampled the lion to death, but a giraffe with thin legs like bamboo poles......

"Is this really the world I've lived in for more than 20 years?" After failing so many interviews, Luo Yu only felt a little tired and resentful, but he didn't expect to watch a show that had nothing to do with him, and the whole person collapsed.

Luo Yu pressed the TV screen in front of him with both hands, and habitually hit his head forward, this is his habitual action every time the three views collapse, but he used to hit the back of the sofa, but this time it was the TV screen in front of him.

Outcome......

Duang~~~

"I spent more than 3,000 oceans on a TV set!" was the last thought on someone's mind before he fainted by the poor guy before the corona.