Waiting for the meal to be cooked, the groom sat in the front hall to chat, and somehow, he talked about Lao Huang. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

“....... Lao Huang Tiantian held a handkerchief in his hand, and the other demons asked him where he came from, and he said that it was given by you, Miss Wei, with a strange smile on his face. ”

After a pause, the groom continued with a sharp voice: "If you have the heart to be married to him, I think it is a good thing, and you will not worry about food in the future." Lao Huang looks very simple, and he doesn't seem to have many belongings, but in fact, he has the most good things in his hands, and he is a big landlord in the valley. ”

Wei Xiaoge's head suddenly became two bigger.

That's hilarious, isn't it?

It seems that it's just that the big rooster and groom are guessing blindly, and Lao Huang didn't say anything about marrying himself as a daughter-in-law.

The groom shook his head and shook his head, and his mouth gushed endlessly, saying that the demons are not interested in worshipping and marrying, but humans like to go through a formal process. The thing of the church is easy to do, it has visited the church three times, the first two times I don't remember much, and the latter time I remember clearly.

You need to tie a big red flower on your chest, and the bride needs to step over the brazier, which is really detailed.

At this time, Wei Xiaoge was curious, and asked in surprise: "Have you married a daughter-in-law three times?"

The groom, who was squatting on the chair, waved his wings, held his head high and said: "This matter does not need to be mentioned, and it is very embarrassing to say it, and I have worn a green hat three times." ”

Are the hens so unruly? Wei Xiaoge was even more curious, and hurriedly continued to ask.

Although the groom said that he had worn a green hat three times, he didn't really feel ashamed, but he felt quite honored, and explained the truth of the matter in detail.

It turned out that it was not a monster in the mountains in the past, but a rooster raised by an old landlord, and it had always served as a fighting. The family only had a weak and sick only son, so they found a good daughter from a poor family, intending to rejoice, but the groom was sick in bed, and his daughter-in-law couldn't even go to church.

There is a local custom that a large rooster can be used instead.

The old landlord saw that his big rooster was very strong, and his coat was very bright, so he took it to be a temporary groom.

Speaking of which, the reason why the groom is so strong is because the young master of the family is sick, but he likes to play cockfighting, and he gives him a lot of tonics. didn't eat this big rooster to death, but gradually ate a demon.

Later, the young master became a relative, and gradually his health improved a lot, so the groom became famous. There are other families, and they also need the temporary big rooster to help worship the church, pull it to fill the number, come and go, and worship the church a total of three times.

But it is getting bigger and bigger, and it is getting older, and the sons of the first young master have grown up, and it is still living with relish. This makes people feel unbearable, especially when they suddenly hear the big rooster spitting out people's words, which simply scares the people of the whole village into their souls.

So everyone summed it up and invited an old monk to do it, and they wanted to kill it.

The old monk was kind-hearted, and felt that God had the virtue of a good life, and the demons were also good and bad, so he killed the merit for no reason, so he sent the groom official directly to Luming Mountain.

Wei Xiaoge was speechless and choked,

It turns out that the nickname of the groom official came from this, the so-called green hat, who wears it to whom, and how to talk about it!

The fried rice was delivered, and the groom's official was still interested in talking, and he was reluctant to leave.

In the end, he also told him in a rambling manner, "If the girl wants to marry Lao Huang, just look for me about the church." I am most familiar with the six rites of worshipping heaven and earth, and the whole process is well kept. Xie Media, just send me two bags of rice. ”

It turned out that I had been rambling for so long for two bags of rice.

Wei Xiaoge couldn't cry or laugh, and stuffed a big bowl of fried rice into the middle of the groom's wings, "Let's go, your rice is cold, do you want to eat it!"

The groom put his nose close to the fried rice and sniffed it, pecked a few bites, felt very satisfied, and happily walked away with the bowl in his hand.

But the next day, Lao Huang came to visit.

With a big bull's head lowered, he said vaguely for a long time, "The groom's official talked to me yesterday." ”

This is a big trouble, Wei Xiaoge asked with a bitter face, "What did the groom say?"

Lao Huang raised his head, a pair of big bull's eyes were full of affection, and he said squirmingly: "It said that you promised to be my daughter-in-law." ”

I was actually asked to marry by an old scalper!

Ya Lao Niu wants to eat tender grass, and he has to be embarrassed.

All kinds of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar jars in her heart were overturned, and she wanted to point at Lao Huang's nose and scold.

looks honest, and it's a ghost with a belly. No wonder in front of Zhiwei and Ling Yunzi, two bags of flour were sent. Then in front of the demons, he vaguely held a handkerchief and swaggered through the market, obviously asking the three aunts and six women, such as the groom, the official and other demons to come and ask.

Although the means are not sophisticated, the purpose is actually very clear, that is, to create the appearance of a fait accompli.

Although he wanted to scold, Wei Xiaoge thought about it and endured it.

She still lives in Taoyuan Valley, and it is impossible to offend a big demon. The big rooster is really an eight woman, promise a ghost, Wei Xiaoge knows that he can't be vague at this time, he has to make it clear.

smiled and said, "Lao Huang, you are a good demon, but I will leave after a while, and I will not live in Taoyuan Valley forever." Let's be the same thing, that handkerchief is used to buy noodles, not for you, I didn't tell the groom that I promised to be your daughter-in-law, it was nonsense. ”

Lao Huang suddenly showed 120,000 points of disappointment, "Do you dislike me for not looking good? If you wait, my head will become a human head in a few days, and it will take some time to transform into a human head." ”

Wei Xiaoge decided to take a salary from the bottom of the kettle, and said with a firm face: "I am already engaged, our rules have always been like this, a good woman does not marry a second husband!"

As he was talking, Changgui came out from behind and said loudly: "My sister is mine, my mother said, when I grow up, I will take my sister into the house." ”

Bastard boy, what's the fun.

"Changgui, stay there. Wei Xiaoge hurriedly scolded.

Lao Huang was slightly surprised, "Miss Wei, are you a child daughter-in-law?"

Eh, this seems to be the case, she had to be silent, lowered her head and admitted, it would be good if she could send Lao Huang away, she was really embarrassed.

Looking at Changgui, Lao Huang sighed, "Alas, I also saw it when I was a farmer in the village in the past, and the child daughter-in-law is miserable, no wonder the burden of this family is on you, girl." My father-in-law and mother-in-law have passed away, although it is a little bitter, but I don't want to be beaten all the time!"

You just go ahead and make up for it!

Wei Xiaoge continued to be silent.

Lao Huang hung his head and left.

Yes, Taoyuan Village can't live anymore. As soon as the lawsuit was in his head, Wei Xiaoge screwed Changgui's ears with his hand, "I thought you were sensible during this time, and you talked nonsense, see if I don't beat you to death!"

Changgui made a bitter face, and screamed in his mouth, "That's what my mother said, sister, don't worry, I won't be half-hearted, I will officially marry my sister when I grow up, and I won't treat you as a roommate." ”

even talked nonsense, looked left and right, and saw a broom standing in the corner of the wall, Wei Xiaoge grabbed it in his hand, and then pumped it vigorously on Changgui's ass.

scolded while beating, and couldn't care about giving him face, "You little broken child, you think about these flowers and thoughts all day long, and your skin will itch if you don't fight for a day." You tell me to be honest, if you say this kind of thing again in the future, I will kick you to death, so as not to anger me to death. ”

Changgui was beaten so much, but he couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart, and he solved Lao Huang's matter in one sentence.

He really felt that he was growing too slowly, there was a red dust in the past, and now there is an old scalper, and his sister refused. The old scalper doesn't have to worry, I'm afraid that there will be someone like Gu Gongzi, if my sister agrees, won't there be anything wrong with him?

Therefore, we have to poke out this "closing the house" thing first.

The ass is hot, the broom runs with the ass, and you can't hide from jumping up and down. Changgui suddenly felt very annoyed, if she really married her sister, it would be a trouble, she was too fierce, wouldn't it be very difficult to take a concubine in the future.

If you continue to beat it, your ass is about to bloom, and Changgui is busy begging for mercy, "Sister, I won't say it, I won't say it again." You're my sister from now on, okay!"

Putting away the broom, Wei Xiaoge glared at Changgui fiercely, "I am dedicated to treating you as a younger brother, but you always make people angry, don't you owe you in your previous life." In the future, when you grow up, if you marry you a daughter-in-law, and then pull these houses, I will really drive you away. ”

Touching the unbearable pain of the buttocks, Changgui nodded again and again, and said honestly: "Yes, yes, we are sisters and brothers, in the future, I will marry a little daughter-in-law like Miss Gu Si, and serve tea and water every day to honor you." ”

It's very beautiful to think about, where can Miss Gu Si marry so easily, this kid has a big heart. "Flutter", but Wei Xiaoge couldn't help laughing.

After the Lao Huang incident, Wei Xiaoge desperately wanted to leave Taoyuan Valley as soon as possible.

From time to time, the old cow looked at her with sympathy and deep affection. As if waiting for her to kick Changgui's husband and throw him into his arms.

It's really embarrassing.

Fortunately, Lao Huang didn't get entangled, probably before becoming a monster, he lived in the village, and he also knew the rules of some people. Other people's daughters-in-law can't be robbed.

However, his mouth was not very solid, and he even revealed that she was a "child daughter-in-law" to the big rooster groom. The groom's official has a super loud voice, and he can't wait to broadcast it around with a loudspeaker, and for a while the whole world knows about this gossip.

Therefore, as soon as Wei Xiaoge goes out, he will inevitably encounter the strange eyes of the demons. And many monsters are very innocent, pulling her, and asking questions without any inhibitions.

In fact, most of them are still curious, and there is no malicious intent, but it is really embarrassing.

Every time this happens, Wei Xiaoge wants to drag Changgui out and beat him up again.

She didn't believe that Changgui was unintentional, although the same thing was said before, but now Changgui is obviously an upgraded version, and basically rarely says similar stupid things in front of outsiders.

So, this stinky boy did it on purpose.

The purpose is nothing more than to put a stamp on her head and remind her once she gets an opportunity. As long as the news spreads slowly, her sister can't find him a brother-in-law.

The stinky little devil is very careful!

Whether Changgui understands the affairs of these men and women or not, it is still two words. But she didn't believe that this guy had the courage to hit her head with the idea, just to take it first, lest her titular sister run away.

No matter how shrewd a person is, he can't stand getting along day and night, and his words and deeds seem to be transparent. The long and expensive flower intestines may be useful to others, but it is useless to her at all, and she can really see through it at a glance.

Although he really wanted to leave Luming Mountain as soon as possible, but he just slapped away empty-handed, Wei Xiaoge was reluctant.

There are treasures everywhere in the mountains, and although the good medicinal materials in the vicinity are all collected by the demons of Luming Mountain, if they are a little farther away, they should still be able to get a little. (To be continued.) )