Chapter 1052: This is the consistent style of the Alliance
I was finally lucky enough to get back a life, even if I had tens of millions of grievances in my heart, I couldn't lose my temper with my little sister, and as for the other girls, I couldn't say anything - Fuyol is what we have to ask for, Emilina is annoyed and wants to beat people, and Lu Yin will cry decisively so that Pear Blossom brings rain to sell cuteness maliciously, and it will be embarrassing to make it like this. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
So I could only rush into the huge hairball that was more than half a person tall after taking a breath and beckoned casually: "Okay hairball, put everyone down......"
The hairball without hands occasionally had a time when it wanted to grab something, and at first it naturally used its mouth and managed to make me bleed, but soon this smart, cute and mischievous little furry creature learned a very novel but simple and practical way to make his own hair into flexible tentacles, under the guidance of a competent old driver.
Don't doubt that the old driver is me...... Ahem, please don't worry about how the hairball learned this trick, anyway, it just said that it was very happy about it.
It's just that now the huge cute thing is turned into the most feared tentacle monster of the cute girls, and everyone is rolled up and lifted into the air.,That scene is like a team of four people who were accidentally pushed back by the boss.,Looking at the way you want to enter the evil plot.,CG and the bad ending.γ In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, it is better to let the hairball put the girls down quickly.
Then before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by Liu Tao, a good friend (self-proclaimed) who jumped up from the ground like a dog's blood: "Bridge bean sacks! A few minutes, just a few minutes! Don't let the hairball put them down, such a wonderful scene must be filmed enough!"
To be reasonable, I didn't understand what this guy meant for a while, so I had to stop the hairball for the time being, and looked at Liu Tao who was constantly spewing rough air from the nostrils with the girls who were also full of confusion, and then asked puzzledly: "Uh, what's there to shoot here, isn't it just the shot of the tentacle monster catching the cute girl? Although there are more people this time, it's not like I haven't seen a similar scene in the gentleman's game, so it's necessary to take a photo to commemorate it?"
"It's so sweet, Zhou Yi!" Liu Tao suddenly knelt down and slid on the ground with his knees after rushing forward a few steps with his claw machine in both hands, and at the same time desperately pressed his body backwards in a very difficult posture, using inertia to slide straight towards Emilina, "As a gentleman, how can I only be satisfied with shooting this level of shots, of course, I want to shoot the most appreciative pictures!"
Ah, the girls are all caught in the air by the hairballs, and all of them are wearing skirts without exception. If Liu Tao's children's shoes continue to slide in the current position, it will not be surprising that they will come directly under Emilina at a very clever angle in envy, jealousy, hatred, and hatred, and then crack at the bottom of the girl's skirt.
In the past, maybe I would uphold the gentlemanly spirit and let my good friend (self-proclaimed) do this, but now I don't know why I suddenly felt a little disgust and disgust in my heart for no reason, and hurriedly grabbed a few steps and raised my foot and stepped heavily on Liu Tao's lower abdomen, so that the thing suddenly spitted wildly and curled up into a shrimp with its feet facing the sky.
"Hey, hey, you're trying to kill me!?" Liu Tao, who was trampled under my feet, naturally stopped gliding on the ground, "And there are a few meanings to stop my sublime shooting, and I don't plan to share it with you afterwards." β
"Then thank you Liu Tao for your good intentions, but I don't need to!" Hearing the words of a good friend (self-proclaimed) will only make me more crazy unconsciously, and the strength on my feet will also increase a few points, "If you dare to do this in the future, I will beat you once believe it or not?"
"You've changed, and you're never like that before. Or is it Zhou Yi, you were forced to pour a strange potion by someone, such as a beautiful blonde little queen, without us know......ing, so the whole person became abnormal?
"I didn't drink that strange potion that is a specialty of the alliance, hey, I'm very normal!" That being said, I finally let go of Liu Tao, this thing's physique is not as resistant to beating as mine.
Mengyun, the baby sister who was quietly watching me interact with my good friend (self-proclaimed) Liu Tao, suddenly raised her index finger and interjected loudly with a worried expression on her face: "I see, it must be that the stupid brother subconsciously wants to protect the welfare of a certain girl from being appreciated by other boys, and he plans to monopolize that girl! Hurry up and tell me honestly, brother, who have you been flagted by whom?
After a few seconds of silence, I decisively gave an expression to my bound pet: "Hairball, take off this girl's fat time, and I believe that Ke Bai will definitely pay a big price for it." β
The little sister squirted out on the spot, and then kicked her legs in the air and said angrily: "You dare!? If you really do this, I will immediately sue my mother when I go back!"
"Husband, I will explain that you and your little friend were about to discuss the meaning of life, and I deliberately broke it, and then took advantage of the confusion between the two of you to pick it up and resell it to Kelber to earn some pocket money. β
β...... Damn, brother, you're shameless. β
"Well, thanks for the compliment. β
"I'm not praising you, how can you fix itββ!?"
Emilina, who was full of black lines, coughed and interrupted our brother and sister's daily routine and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, we still have a lot of things to do." Zhou Yi, let the hairball put everyone down, I still want to touch it again, no, I have serious things to say. β
If I heard the blonde girl right, it should indeed be [want to touch the hairball again], right? After staring at Emilina with playful eyes and making her show an embarrassed expression, I suddenly had another head cramp and said without thinking: "Want to touch the hairball?" Okay, let me touch it first. β
Anyway, the girl is caught by the hairball and can't move, even if she can break free, but most of the time she is afraid that she will accidentally hurt the small thing, so she shouldn't act at will - since people can't move, I am worried about Mao, I will be beaten into a pig's head?
Even though I knew on my toes that Emlina would never have agreed, it was more likely that she would pull out her hand and throw me in a magical face.
Although that wouldn't hurt me at all.
"Well, it's just for the head. β
At first, I thought I was having auditory hallucinations, and I couldn't help but be stunned: "What?"
Then I saw Emilina blushing angrily and glaring at me fiercely: "You mean that you guys are only allowed to touch your head, understand!? If you dare to touch your salted pig's trotters on me somewhere else, believe it or not, it will make you unable to eat and walk around?"
"Huh, heyββ!?" I definitely didn't expect the girl's nod, and I was caught off guard and even stammered, "You, you, you, did you actually answer and agree!?"
"Anyway, you won't lose a piece of meat if you touch your head. The blonde girl pouted her eyes and muttered quietly.
Liu Tao, a good friend (self-proclaimed) who had just wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and stood up, was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly threw away his mobile phone, covered his eyes, fell to the ground, and rolled frantically: "Eyes, my super hardened titanium alloy dog eyes have been completely blinded!"
In a second, we quietly kicked a few meters away.
Touching my head According to my baby sister Mengyun, it was something I used to do to Senior Sister Blue Feather before.,Obviously, I must have been very fond of natural stay at that time.,And it is estimated that Emilina can often see me do that to Hei Changzhi.,So I decided to try it myself?
No, no, no, this is definitely something wrong, the arrogant and cute girl with the character of a berserker in front of her can't be so soft!
As he spoke, the furball had already put the girls back on the ground, and Friol, who had been watching the play for a long time, came over meaningfully: "Ah, yes, is that what happened? Well, as an outsider, I can't say anything about it, so let's discuss the business." Little Amy, your goal is to defeat the Mantius in the Deerafolk plane, right, as long as there are no annoying gray-skinned toads as backups, the demons won't last long on the frontal battlefield. If this battle is won, it can be said that the final outcome of the entire war has been finalized, and if the army of the young man's plane is defeated, the enemy will be able to drive straight into his homeland to obtain a large amount of resources, especially human resources, and then make the situation of the war develop in the direction of the opponent's favor. β
Seeing that I didn't move for a long time, Emilina stopped waiting, but looked at the goddess of life and nodded seriously, "That's right, that's it." If it weren't for the stakes, I wouldn't have come all the way to ask you for help, because you must know that my mother, whom I met earlier, can't even draw her strength from there. β
"Alright, I'll just go for a walk. Besides, I also thought of a way to crack the Death Hymn before, and although I haven't actually verified it, it's better than sharpening my gun in battle. Freyol waved his hand casually, "Okay, without further ado, let's go now, it's always right to prepare early." β
As soon as I heard that this was not going to work, I hurriedly reached out and stopped the goddess of life, and the other hand pressed on the hairball's body: "Wait a minute, what about the hairball?"
"Well, of course, with us. Friol replied with a look on her face that was all right.
"No, no, no, I mean, can you find a way to get it back to its original size?
After a few seconds of silence, a small light bulb suddenly lit up above the head of the Venerable Goddess of Life, and she raised her index finger and said very seriously: "Yes, since it is round, then you can push it away." β
There is reason and evidence to be convinced, I am so meow that I am about to bow down to the ground!
The furball immediately let out a very dissatisfied snoring, and I hurriedly patted it gently to comfort him: "Don't mess with my goddess, think about what it would be like to sit on the merry-go-round for a few minutes at a speed of more than ten revolutions per second, are you sure you can afford it?"
"I'm sure I'll spit out all the french fries that I ate for my meal. β
"Reasonable, you are the goddess of life, can you change me to a healthy food as a staple food!ββ!??
"Hmm, since it's a food that the goddess likes, it must taste good, so why buy it back and try it?"
No, compared with a natural staycation and otaku girl, it can definitely drive people crazy, and I can't help but hold my forehead with my hand and sigh deeply: "Okay, my noble highness, you won." In addition, the hairball, it's really not good, you can jump around like you usually do, of course, this room has to be teleported out, I don't know if you can eat a few times on the ordinary wooden floor now. β
"Mia. β
The little thing obediently agreed and quickly disappeared from under everyone's noses, and I turned my gaze to Friol next to me again: "If you can't recover, forget it, anyway, you said before that the effect will only last for an hour." Let's go. β
"I was going to say that if you don't want to push, let me push it. β
I'll you, it's turned out that you've been doing this kind of ghost idea for a long time!?In addition, Emilina, Mengyun, and Lu Yin, the three of you, don't follow closely and show a face full of sudden realization and very regretful expressions, okay, let's look at it and panic!
I shook my head speechlessly and was about to turn around and leave, who would have thought that Friol would suddenly exclaim, "Wait a minute, I still have something very important to do!"
"What, is it some prop related to the disintegration of the Death Rite?" Not only did the others stop and wait when they saw this, but I asked with confusion and concern, "Do you need to use space items to carry?"
"I'll always have parallel goods with me, as long as I have it, it's enough. The other thing I have to do is not carry luggage or anything like that, it's much more important than luggage. β
After saying that, Fuyol turned around and went back to the [TV] and picked up the gamepad, and very skillfully opened the menu, save, and shut down, and the whole action was smooth and smooth in one go.
"Well, what you said was a very important thing......
"Well, it's the archive shutdown. It's going to take a long time, you can't leave the machine on all day long, right? And archiving is very necessary, and I don't want to start from scratch when I come back because of some accident. β
I didn't know what to say, so I could only quietly turn to Emilina nearby: "Hey, doesn't it really matter if she looks like this?"
"Zhou Yi, you must know that this is the consistent style of the alliance. (To be continued.) )