(Cat flutter Chinese) "Little bastard, you're a bastard!!"

"Who is the little bastard talking about?"

"What about you...... Fuck you, uncle, I'll kill you!!"

In the second round, Siddhartha successfully pulled back a game, the most costly, the distracted old turtle was hit in the ribs by the phantom of Kukai Zen Master, and his body shook at the moment, and the original very thick body flew out of a few purple breaths, and the moment the breath left the body, it turned into dust and fell to the ground, which shows that the old turtle suffered a lot of injuries.

Siddhartha was even more proud when he saw this, and they were vigilant together, Siddhartha could devote himself to the scolding battle with the old turtle, and at this time he couldn't help but be very happy when he saw the old turtle injured.

"Holy Ancestor, take it easy, I know that you are playing this old turtle, but you must not play him to death so soon, if you play him to death, I will not have the old turtle soup to drink later......"

The old turtle was furious when he heard this, he was not the opponent of the illusory shadow of Kukai Zen Master, and the serious injury just now had already made him walk on the verge of death. Thinking of this, the old turtle couldn't help but turn a deaf ear and wanted to ignore Siddhartha directly.

But man is a very strange animal, and the old turtle that has turned into a dead soul is also a very strange animal. The more I didn't want to hear what Siddhartha was saying, the more I felt that Siddhartha's voice-piercing voice seemed to have legs and feet, and it was desperately drilling into his ears.

At this moment, Siddhartha's words made the old turtle completely speechless: "Oh, old turtle, I have a question for you." Are you a soft-shelled turtle on land or in the water?"

At this time, the old turtle was already a little overwhelmed by the attack of Kukai Zen Master's phantom. Now hear Siddhartha's words. Ignore it. He thinks very well, whatever you ask, I don't care about you, see what else you can do.

But after all, the old turtle thought Siddhartha too simply, and seriously underestimated Siddhartha's strength!

"Old thing, speak, Buddha, I ask you!" Siddhartha saw that the old turtle did not pay attention to himself, knowing what he was thinking. At the moment, I want to continue to withdraw some others. But when he heard Feng Yichen urging himself on the side, his heart moved at the moment, and he said in a low voice: "Grandma, do you think that if you don't speak, Lao Tzu will take you to death?"

Feng Yichen was dumbfounded when he heard this, but at this moment, Siddhartha said loudly: "Hmm, who is that, that turtle, let me ask you, if you are a land turtle." You raise your left hand. ”

As soon as Siddhartha finished speaking, he saw the old turtle raise his left hand to block under the pressure of the phantom of Kukai Zen Master. Seeing this, Siddhartha shook his head: "I'll rub it, it turns out that you are really a turtle! I knew that you were a turtle, so I wouldn't have bothered with you here, look at what you did, look at what you did, what is this special thing called!"

"I told you that you were a turtle, and I wouldn't have eaten you! I have eaten turtles before, and they smell earthy and fishy, and they are not delicious. Siddhartha touched his bald head and squeezed his eyes at the phantom of Kukai Zen Master who had been cooperating with him: "If you had said that you were a turtle, I would definitely not have any intention of eating you! It's just that my dog loves to eat turtles, so I will only consider eating the big yellow dog you gave me with a thanks! You turtles can only be fed to dogs in my house! What, Holy Ancestor, you kill him, I'll feed him to the dogs!"

The old turtle soul heard this and felt resentful, you are numb, you can eat it, and now you are starting to pull a dog again, where is your intention, where is your intention?! Take a step back, forget about pulling a dog, even if you say that I am only worthy of feeding dogs, but you understand the identity of Lao Tzu, why did I deliberately raise my left hand just now?

However, at the next moment when the old turtle was dissatisfied, the Kukai Zen Master's phantom turned over in the air, overlapping his hands on his chest, and the two spiritual qi merged into one, and went straight to the old turtle's right arm. Seeing this, the old turtle's figure rushed up, and at the same time raised his right arm high to avoid the blow of the Kukai Zen Master's phantom. It's just that he didn't expect that his seemingly normal evasion trick would turn bad again when he got to Siddhartha......

"What do you mean by raising your right hand?" said Siddhartha who couldn't help but steal his amusement, coughed lightly, and said, "Are you kidding with me?" I asked if you were a turtle, and if so, raise your left hand. You just raised your left hand, and when you heard that I was going to feed the dog, what do you mean?!"

"What he means is that he is a turtle, not a turtle, you just misunderstood people!" Xing Tian laughed, he saw the clue and sneered.

When Siddhartha heard this, he pretended to be abrupt and said, "I'll rub it, I said old turtle, can you do it?" If you don't want to feed the dog, you can just say, I am a monk, I am compassionate, I will let you go." But what do you mean now? I just raised my left hand, and now I regret it?"

Siddhartha shook his head: "Hey, I really don't want to say anything about you. Tell me about you, as the Holy Ancestor of a turtle clan, to put it bluntly, you are their boss, you are the overlord of the turtles! Since you are the overlord, the boss, and the leader, you should be like a little madman in my family. At least you're a man, aren't you?"

Speaking of this, Siddhartha suddenly felt that something was wrong, and changed his words: "Oh, no, you are not a man, you are a man! Isn't that right? En, you are a man! Although you are not a man, are you a man? Yes, you should have the responsibility and responsibility of the public, and you should be responsible for what you have said! You have just raised your right hand, how can you go back on your word?"

"Take a step back, even if your life is incomplete, no, your turtle life is incomplete, and your body has been castrated, but you don't have the least dignity, but you are good, you look at you now, you look at you, you can't even tell the difference between the turtle and the turtle, I really convinced you!"

"Even if you are a turtle, if you don't say it well, won't you just be eaten by me? If you want to be eaten by me, you can say it, why do you have to repeat it like this? If you say this, what do your descendants think of you? Tell me what you are doing!" Siddhartha shook his head and sighed incessantly, as if he was very sorry: "I blush for you, and I am ashamed of you!"

"I'm grassing your uncle, did I just speak? Haven't you been here and chattering, chattering? What did I say to me? Shame, shame on your sister, blushing your sister!" Cat flutter Chinese