"Wow...... I became the 'Honorable Merlin Medalist'!"

"What does this 'tricky' question mean? Do you think I'm not troubled enough?"

"And this, this 'a certain Duan surnamed male witch', is it Duan Xiaojian?...... So who is this anonymous wizard from Alpha Academy? When are you going to do the interview......

Zheng Qing held the newspaper in his hand, read the number written by Xin Fatzi with relish, and shouted from time to time, expressing his views and positions.

It is not the first time for a young public-funded student to be able to fall into a certain report in black and white as an individual, and become 'someone else' in the eyes of others.

But this does not prevent him from changing his perspective, standing on the standpoint of a third party, and watching the report from the sidelines.

It must be admitted that the fat man's boastful 'Spring and Autumn Brushwork' is really good.

At the very least, Zheng Qing didn't read the two 'underdrawn' questions of the fat man from the article, but he did read the answers to those two questions in the article.

It's just that, reading and reading, young public-funded students always feel that this text is a bit inconsistent.

"How do I think you're writing this article a bit ...... What about the actual situation?" Zheng Qing looked at the newspaper report, studied it for a long time, and finally put forward some of his own opinions.

"Out of reality?" the fat man cried out like a cat with its tail stepped on: "Sir! This is a very serious accusation! For a man who aspires to be a great journalist, there is no more hurtful statement than your words!"

Obviously, he was so dissatisfied with the accusations of the public scholarship that he used honorifics in his words.

"Oh, sorry. Zheng Qing shrugged his shoulders and replied in a very insincere tone: "If that sentence just now makes you feel uncomfortable, I will immediately retract it and apologize to you...... But I just said what I saw. ”

"No...... You don't need to apologize to me," the fat man said with a serious expression, still with a straight face, "You need to point out what you call 'out of reality' in my article...... Otherwise I will take what you say as a provocation!"

"Even if he provokes, what can you do? Dr. Xiao interjected coldly, his expression a little subtle: "You know, when you signed that contract in the wandering bar, I was standing next to me......"

This reminder is just right.

The fat man froze in place, unable to make a sound.

At the beginning of the school year, when the Astronomy 08-1 class was having a party in the wandering bar, Zheng Qing and several friends had each chosen a talisman at the suggestion of the wandering wizard. In view of the inability of the drunken Xin Fat Man and Zhang Jixin to fulfill their payment obligations, at the suggestion of Dr. Xiao Da, Zheng Qing signed a magical contract with the two with the 'consent' of the three parties.

A private employment agreement that is valid for one year, commonly known as a 'deed of sale'.

Although a few people occasionally joked about it, due to the natural stupidity of the public-funded students, he did not force the two wizards to do things such as striptease in public, or act as thugs for off-campus clubs to make money.

The true effect of this magic contract was slowly forgotten by the tacit knowledge of several people.

To this day, the Doctor shakes the matter back up with a little jokingness.

The young public scholarship student looked at the fat man whose face was pale and blue, and his breathing began to slowly become rapid, he suddenly felt bad, and quickly smiled and turned the topic back: "Don't get excited, don't get excited...... Let's take a look at this report, okay!"

The blue color on the fat man's face slowly faded.

This made the public expense angry - how can the blue giant, who can only be transformed into an "inner piece", have a tendency to become a hulk if he doesn't agree with him.

It's just that now is not the time to complain.

Spreading out the newspaper in his hand, on the flickering balls of light above his head, Zheng Qingxu pointed to the above paragraphs and raised his own questions: "It's not me who picks on the thorns, you are also on the scene, you can listen to what I say, is there anything wrong......

"First of all, the biggest problem is chronology. ”

"You see, in the essay you wrote, she answered the fifth question first, then she turned back to the third question, then the fourth, and finally the first and second ...... It's completely out of touch with the actual situation!"

"You—" The fat man seemed to have something to say.

"You listen first!" Zheng Qing quickly interrupted him and continued to add: "Secondly, there is also here...... Regarding Su Ya's wording, 'the style is rigorous and the speech is serious.' Although he is small in stature, he has a tough aura' - are you serious?"

"Among these four short sentences to describe her, except for the 'short stature' that is in line with reality, which other points have anything to do with the little girl who loves to cry!"

"If the above details are not important, there is still here!" waved his arms vigorously to stop the fat man's intention to speak again, and continued to express his opinion: "On the issue of Su Shijun's child!"

Hearing Zheng Qing's question, the fat man immediately quieted down.

He glanced up at Xiao Xiao, just in time to see the doctor shaking his head quietly.

“...... If I'm not mistaken, Madam Senator has only a few words about the child, and all we can get is his name, where he is now, and so on. ”

"But look at your report...... Tsk, long speeches, various analyses, groundless speculations based on various connections...... If something goes wrong in the future, you have to be responsible, don't you understand?!"

The fat man opened his mouth and finally sighed: "You should be grateful to me...... Didn't dig any deeper into the name 'Neptune'. If this article is written by someone else, I am afraid it will be linked to more information. In that case, I'm afraid you'll be in more trouble. ”

"What?" the young publicly-funded student looked inexplicable.

"Is Poseidon a male fox or a female fox?" Xiao Xiao suddenly interjected, his face showing a bit of inquiring curiosity.

"What, what, what?" Zheng Qing became more and more confused.

"Tsk...... Innocent as a teenager. The fat man muttered and shook his head.

"Can you speak human words?!" the public scholarship student became more and more displeased—he always felt that the two guys in front of him seemed to have bad intentions, and there was something to say.

"I mean...... Let's take a look at this hunting picture of Sam's Hunting Team. The fat man dragged the public scholarship student, walked to a huge oil painting not far from a few people, pointed out, and talked endlessly:

"This is the famous Super Hunting Squad series, first edition in 1939, original image. ”

The author of this series, Maul Comax, has created a series of classic looks of wizards and demons in his own work. ”

"This painting, for example, shows the classic appearance of Sam's Hunting. ”

"Clark the Master Hunter, Stark the Left Side, Stephen the Right Side, Peter the Ranger the Hunter, Natasha the Hunter, and the eternal enemy, the Lich King...... In fact, I'd rather see Dr. Bruce in this picture, he's one of my favorite hunters, and my uncle, who seems to be a little bit of a distant relative to my family. ”

Fat Xin sighed regretfully.

Zheng Qing thought of the fat man's other identity, and couldn't help but nod, thinking deeply.

"Of course, that's not the point. The fat man regained his spirits, continued to gesticulate, and said, "Look at Clark's hero's square chin, his righteous cape, and his perfect body with an inverted triangle. ”

"And the Lich King, whose head is always disproportionate to his body, has scarlet eyes, and thin, sharp fingers. ”

"The most fascinating thing about this painting is that it depicts a surprisingly realistic scene in such an illusory way. ”

"There is truth in the absurd. ”

"Like any piece of news, when it gets into the newspapers, it's always exaggerated, distorted, and unrecognizable. And there's the truth in it. ”

"This is always the way the world has always been. ”

"We can't deny the truth in the news report, just as we can't deny the truth in this painting. ”

Zheng Qing listened to the fat man's defense, and was speechless for a while.

"Okay, good, that's really great!" next to him, an abrupt voice sounded, greatly appreciating the fat man's opinion: "It is worthy of being the chief writer of today's issue, this opinion is really unexpectedly outstanding!"

The young student immediately turned his head and looked disapprenantly at the stranger who interrupted his train of thought.

Or rather, this stranger who is not a stranger.

Andrew Taylor of Alpha College.