Chapter 543: On How Techniques Are Practiced
Ever since my family learned that Emlina had amazing cooking skills, my undisciplined parents, who didn't do anything and didn't show off their love, often asked blonde girls to cook, and then they both left the three minors in the family to go on romantic dates, and then went to the hotel to discuss the meaning of life, and did not return until late at night or even in the early hours of the morning. Thanks to this couple, my baby sister Mengyun and I usually taste the food cooked by Emilina, and to be honest, it tastes really good, and I am also very impressed by her skillful skills. But......
Why is this girl's dim sum so weirdly mosaic!? No, no, no, is this really a snack? I can't associate it with food!
"I know that taking the initiative to die is your consistent fine tradition, but in today's situation, you can't say anything like you usually do, right?" Emilina said angrily with one hand on her waist and the other at the tip of my nose, "This is an important event related to my favorability, even if you frown and endure desperately, you have to try to taste a mouthful of sweat and tears to lie to me that it tastes great, right?"
"So you still have the consciousness that you know how bad the things you have made are!?" I stomped my feet and scratched wildly as I laughed, "And if I really try to endure as hard as you said, a bite is the real main action to die, okay, this will definitely kill people!"
Hearing this, the beautiful blonde girl immediately straightened up and wiped her signature ponytail in a chic manner: "Husband, with the guarantee of all the festival operations of Her Majesty, the noble queen of the Birea Empire, who is also my dear mother, the dim sum made by myself will definitely not eat the dead, at most they will have diarrhea or fall asleep for a short time." ”
"Even if you put on such a strict and handsome appearance, you can't believe what you say at all, hey, especially when you use the belly black Lori Queen's festival operation as a guarantee!" "And who are the unlucky people who have tasted your snacks, and are they really demons captured in battle?"
Unexpectedly, the girl shook her head lightly indifferently: "No, it's my father." Since his school days, he has been tasting the ...... made by Aunt Michelle, his father's other wife Well, food with love. Moreover, every time he eats, he sleeps for half an hour at most, so it can be proved that similar foods will never eat dead people. ”
"This proof is problematic no matter how you look at it. And what's the strange pause in the middle when mentioning what your father's queen (divine beast) palace made?"
"It's a delusion. Emmilina gagged me with a classic answer, and then corrected me with a serious look, "Besides, Aunt Michelle is my father's main palace, don't be mistaken." ”
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Everyone in the room looked shocked, and I felt that I was about to spit out the white soul from my mouth, so I hurriedly patted my forehead and said in amazement: "Bridge bean sack." According to you, your mother is Uncle Ilya's queen (divine beast) palace sister? This must be something wrong, you must know that undisciplined belly black Lori is the queen of an empire, hey!"
Emmilina tilted her head and asked as a matter of course, "Whoever sues you that the queen must not be accepted as the queen (divine beast) palace, isn't this a common occurrence in some games?"
But it's just a game after all, okay? Who can do this in reality?ahhh
"Why didn't those FFF group people burn your father to death back then?" I said with a black face and the anger in my heart, "Did they all grow up drinking poisoned milk powder?"
Emilina took out her sword and slammed it on top of my head.
"Well, that doesn't count. The strange feeling in my heart was smashed on the spot, and I rubbed the part that was still a little painful and waved my hand in embarrassment, "Emilina, can I ask a very strict and important question?"
"Washroom words. Go out to the guò walkway and turn right for about ten meters. The blonde girl raised her arm and gestured in the air to guide her, "You and Liu Tao are inside, so let's go." ”
"Thank you so much...... Not ——!!," I sighed as I pounded the wooden table. "And why the end of the day when you mention the bathroom, you want me to taste your snacks and then eat a bad stomach and run to the pit for a long time?"
Nod.
After all, I still didn't have the patience to rush over and try to perform violent acts such as pinching her face, rubbing her face, and pulling her face, but the result is known to everyone......
After about a few seconds, Emilina's arm was grabbed and twisted behind her to press her upper body and face on the table, and she burst into tears and chose to beg for mercy without discipline: "I'm really sorry, I don't mean anything to be disrespectful to you. But seriously, Emilina, you're so good at cooking. Why is the dim sum made like this?"
The girl let go of me casually, and then reached out and touched her nose with a little embarrassment under everyone's curious gaze: "That's right." Zhou Yi: You know that my father taught me cooking skills, but the problem is that my father can only cook, not make dim sum, so he can't teach me this aspect. ”
Straightening up again, I nodded understandingly, "That's just as well." It's rare for a boy to pay attention to how to make dim sum. Then, you're going to learn how to make zuò dim sum from your own mother?"
If it was that person, it wouldn't be strange to teach her daughter's technique like this.
"No, my mother doesn't actually know how to make snacks, and she's very busy, so every year on Valentine's Day, she buys ready-made chocolates for her father. Emilina said with a helpless expression of great pain, and put her hand on her forehead and sighed, "She has enough self-knowledge in this regard, so when I asked my mother how to make zuò dim sum, she introduced me to an 'expert' in making zuò dim sum." ”
"May I ask ...... this expert who you deliberately accented?"
"Aunt Michelle. Emily pinched the bridge of her nose and pouted, "All the food she made before she turned into horse monkey shochu was an extraordinary exaggeration, and it is estimated that only my father can keep a normal mind to eat it - of course, I only learned this later, I didn't know anything about it when I was deceived by my mother at first, it was not right, and it was not until I realized that something was not quite right, and I couldn't help but go to my mother and ask her what was going on." ”
I didn't even dare to guess about the idea of a certain superb loli, so I had to carefully follow the girl's words and ask, "So, how did your mother answer?"
The blonde girl narrowed her eyes for a moment, then took a deep breath and curled the corners of her mouth to show her little tiger teeth, imitating the other party's tone and saying, "Daughter, when you grow up and find your little friend, you can ask Guò to give him this loving chocolate on Valentine's Day to see if he is willing to eat it, to test how sincere this boy is to you—well, if I'm not mistaken, she seems to say so." ”
I've seen a whole person, but I've never seen such a whole person. But in another sense, doesn't it seem like there's anything wrong with that?
"Uh, what's that. I scratched my cheek and smiled and said, "Allow us to express our silence for your future boyfriend?"
"What does silence mean, and is it a question sentence for Mao?" Emilina gave me a hard look in anger, but immediately changed the subject, "Anyway, I know very well what kind of technique I am, and no matter how much I practice, I can't correct it now." (Turning to the smiling maid next to me) Sorry Bess, I wasted your time, energy, and ingredients, and my skills in making zuò dim sum are estimated to be impossible to improve in my life. ”
"Ahahahaha, anyway, Emilina, you must not care. Beth also smiled and waved her hand to comfort, "At least it's a lucky thing to know what you're not good at, at least you won't make any mistakes in the future." ”
"Or you can knowingly commit something. Emmilina suddenly glanced at me as she spoke, and suddenly shuddered to herself, "Mmmm, that would be very interesting." ”
Wait a minute, this girl once said that she would give me Yili chocolates on Valentine's Day, could it be that the so-called knowingly violated the ......
I figured everything out at once, but it was too late.
Yakumo suddenly stepped forward and patted me lightly on the shoulder: "Do you want me to buy you an insurance?" Or make an appointment with a hospital in advance?"
"No, no, no, it's only right to find a way to stop Emilina from forcing me to eat the chocolate that day, huh!?"
The 17-year-old monster showed a surprised expression when he heard this: "Ahh
"Even if it's hell chocolate, even if it's righteous, it's Valentine's Day chocolate!" I clenched my fist hard in my chest and said burningly, "Since a girl finally said she wanted to give it to me, how could she refuse?"
“...... You win. (To be continued......)