"Great Immortal! This Book of Life and Death Can't Be Touched! This Book of Life and Death is made by the Heavenly Rules, if there is a change, something big will happen!" said the King of the Five Palaces of Yama with a bitter face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Then the monkey back then ......" Yang Yan mentioned the monkey, and his tone was slightly unhappy. The meaning is obvious, we are fellow countrymen! If you don't say good things for me, forget it, and stop me and mess around. As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home and your fellow countrymen when you go out! It's not right for you to do that!

"Great Immortal! That monkey is quite unreasonable! He cut me off with a stick, and he is simply uneducated! He is a beast at all! How can you compare with a monkey!" Dark memories were recalled.

Several other Hades stood beside him, and they all secretly wiped their sweat, Made! Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't go to help at that time, otherwise......

"Oh! That means, won't you help with this favor?" Yang was not good at speaking, pretending!

"Great Immortal, don't embarrass me!" the King of the Five Palaces was about to cry. I feel aggrieved, these loose cultivators! They are a special group of crazy people! Thieves can beat them even if they are sick! If they don't agree with each other, they will beat people!

I looked at the Hades standing next to me with a look that had nothing to do with me, and I couldn't understand what you were saying. Bao Gong's teeth itched, and he scolded angrily in his heart, if Ma De Laozi is planted here, don't think about it!

"Forget it, don't I just want to cross out my name! As for it? I really don't give face!" Yang Yan saw that Bao Zheng was uncompromising, and there was no way. After all, the current Yang Yan can only pretend to be forced with them, and he can't do anything to retaliate.

"It's really not good! The book of life and death is a heavenly rule, and it can't be changed randomly!" Bao Zheng bit and didn't let go.

"Looks like I'm going to have to go to the monkey to help!" I think he might have a solution!" Yang Yan finally typed.

Bao Zheng's black face became even darker, and he wanted to say something, but he stopped talking. The faces of the Hades next to him also darkened. That monkey does have a way! But his method is too violent! Last time, it was Bao Heizi who suffered the seedlings, and this time I don't know how many people will suffer!

Thinking of this, the ten kings of Hades all hurt together! Made, this monkey is not a loose cultivator now! Now it is a Buddha with the fruit position! The western sky is powerful, and there is still the king and Bodhisattva of the earth in the underworld, and it is estimated that no one will take care of Sun Wukong if he makes trouble in the underworld again. When the time comes, it's useless to sue Heavenly Court!

"Isn't this just a trivial matter! You just secretly change it!" King Qin Guang hurriedly stepped forward and squeezed his eyes at Bao Zheng. That couldn't be more obvious.

"Yes, yes, isn't it just a trivial matter! Don't be so serious!" Emperor Song was also in a cold sweat, and hurriedly persuaded.

"That's it!" King Chu Jiang and the others hurriedly agreed, and their heads were like chickens eating rice.

Bao Zheng: "...... "Where did you go just now?" What about the glory and loss that you said at the beginning? Now you are embarrassed to jump out? What a shame!

Seeing that the group of gloating people just now were now sweating down, Bao Zheng wanted to breathe a sigh of relief and shout a word of pleasure! It suddenly occurred to me that if the monkey was really invited, the first stop would definitely be his fifth temple!

Hold the grass ......

Bao Zheng had another pain in the egg. The thought that the monkey was coming, my legs went limp.

"Although the rules of heaven are strict, they cannot be changed without authorization. But after all, it's a dead thing, it's still okay to take advantage of some loopholes! What does Daxian need Bao Zheng to do, just open your mouth! Even if you go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, I, Bao Zheng, will do it for Daxian!" Bao Zheng immediately changed his words. Righteousness was awe-inspiring.

"Oh, wouldn't that be a trouble for Yan Jun? I'd better ask the monkey for help!" Seeing Bao Heizi change his words, Yang Yan smiled.

"Don't! The Holy Buddha must be listening to the Buddha's lectures now, how bad it is to disturb him!" When Bao Heizi heard that he was going to find a monkey, he immediately panicked.

The other Hades also followed the chickens to peck rice.

"That's it, then it's troublesome for Yan Jun!" Yang Yan said with satisfaction.

"You're welcome, you're welcome! Doing things for Daxian, that's my honor!" Bao Zheng said with a sad face. Mad! Change the book of life and death, and finally the Heavenly Dao checked it, and it was not the labor and management who took the blame! The monkey made such a fuss, and the Heavenly Dao checked it, and the labor and management handed over all the merits they had saved over the years! Only then did they avoid going to hell and doing spas! Now they have finally saved some money again! As a result, you are here again......

"Fifth Hall Yan Jun, you take care of the Great Immortal! Otherwise, when the monkey comes, none of us will be well! I will give a part of the merit you have lost this time!"

Bao Zheng was uncomfortable, and the transmission of King Qin Guang came.

"Yan Jun, don't worry, we will share part of your losses this time!"

Immediately afterwards, the transmission of the King of Equality and others came!

Bao Zheng was moved to tears! What a good brother! With nine people sharing equally, it will be much easier, and if I say more at that time, maybe I won't have to come out, and if I say more, maybe I will make some money......

moved in less than a second, and the style of painting changed abruptly.

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Bao Zheng returned to the fifth hall, turned over the book of life and death, and blew the ashes on it. Slightly embarrassing!

"That!sigh...... After the heaven and earth were separated, the mortal realm was cut off, and as a result, this mortal would not come to me when he died! Those people in the monk realm were all afraid of death, and they were all ready to make a few moves! Occasionally, when they died, they were busy going to hell to suffer, and after suffering, they hurried to reincarnate, so I haven't opened the book of life and death for a long time......

Yang Yan: "......"

Yang Yan stopped talking, and Bao Zheng was even more embarrassed, you said that you! With the salary paid by the heavens, you still don't work! You play chess there every day, and then you just play dice and pai gow! You waste taxpayers' money! It's so embarrassing!

"It's all the fault of the separation between heaven and earth! You are not strong enough to travel freely through the Three Realms. I don't blame you!"

Yang Yan's face was not red, and his heart was not beating. This is said as if you can travel through the Three Realms! Not to mention the Three Realms, you can't even play the two worlds, so it's better to pack a sunspot!

Bao Heizi is embarrassed, alas! It's all a lack of strength! I was bullied by a monkey back then, and now I don't work with a salary! It's all a fault of strength!

After thinking about it, the Jade Emperor also let the monkey beat it!

"Ahh

The Jade Emperor, who was far away in the Heavenly Palace, sneezed, and Ma De always felt that someone had scolded me! Forget it, the handsome man is jealous!

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"Thank you Daxian for teaching! I will definitely practice hard in the future!" Bao Heizi bowed with his fists.

"You're welcome, you're welcome! If you are beaten by a monkey again in the future, you will come to me! I will teach you a few tricks!" Yang Yan said unashamedly.

Bao Zheng: "......"

Although I really want to learn a few tricks from you, I don't want to be beaten by monkeys! And what are you talking about? Why are you being beaten by monkeys again? How can you speak? You don't slap people in the face, and you don't expose them when you scold people. Don't you understand this? Mader doesn't want to talk to you anymore! Hurry up, you can leave when you're done!

"Daxian, you say, whose name are you going to cross out?"

"It's called Zhang Erbiao! you can find it!" Yang Yan said the name of the second master.

Bao Zheng complained in his heart, this name is really vulgar! Look at me! Bao Zheng, how nice it sounds!

Spit and complain, Bao Zheng used his magic power and began to find it. A moment passed.

"Daxian! There are hundreds of thousands of people named Zhang Erbiao! Who are you looking for? What kind of people are you looking for?"

Looking at the hundreds of thousands of names named Zhang Erbiao displayed in the book of life and death, Bao Zheng was speechless! They are all so vulgar! No culture, it's terrible!

"So many ......," Yang Yan was also stunned. Then he reacted and added: "Daqingshan Village!"

"Yes, I'll take a look! Hmm? No, Daqingshan does, but the village is called Woniu Village! There is no nearby Daqingshan Village!" Bao Zheng said in surprise.

"What? How is it possible? Don't you say that this is the result of the rules of heaven? This can still be a bug?" Yang Yan was also surprised.

"Dadge, what's that?"

"It's a loophole in the rules!"

"Oh oh! It's impossible! The rules of heaven are made by the Great Dao, and it is possible to exploit some loopholes, how can there be loopholes!" Bao Zheng shook his head.

"What's going on...... Yang Yan had a headache, he couldn't find it in the book of life and death, what kind of situation is this?

"Daxian! What kind of person are you looking for? You can't even record him in the book of heaven!" Bao Zheng was helpless, and complained wildly in his heart, Ma De is mentally retarded, and he can't even record the rules of heaven, so what can I manage? I also crossed out my name from the book of life and death, and I have to have it in the book of life and death!

"Can you, the Book of Life and Death, find out the people in the mortal realm?" Yang Yan asked suddenly.

The Three Realms are separated, and now only the mortal realm cannot connect these two realms, and the earth immortal realm and the immortal realm are all interconnected.

"No, since the mortal realm was cut off from the earth immortal realm, there has been no contact, it seems that the mortal realm has separated from the heavenly path and has become a realm of its own. Bao Zheng was stunned for a moment and replied.

"No wonder ......" Yang Yan understood, although the professional counterpart, but the department was not the right one!

Bao Zheng is confused, what is it strange to say? Could it be that the person you asked me to find is from the mortal realm? Hold grass! Why are you playing with me?!

"That's okay! It's okay!" Yang Yan left Bao Zheng and left. Since you can't figure it out, you'll have to find someone else. Before leaving, I threw down a red envelope, and I put an mp3 with an instruction manual in it, we profiteers still have a conscience, and you will naturally give you benefits if you are troubled.

Bao Zheng was helpless, and the red envelope smashed on his head. Holding the mp3 in a daze. A voice sounded in his ears: "Congratulations, you got Yang Yan's red envelope, mp3×1." ”

"mp3?

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It's not easy to find the king of Hades, it seems that you can only find those old foxes in the earth fairy world!

Yang Yan rubbed his face, he really didn't want to be like those old foxes, who were calculating this and that all day long. It's all scheming, and I'm tired of dealing with them!

In fact, these are all excuses, the main reason is because Yang Yan thinks they are too cunning, and it takes time to calculate them, not to mention that it takes time, and when there is that time, others have fooled several people!

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