Chapter 137: Human Nature is Timid and Fearful

Concubine Lan looked at Li Zhihao nervously, she quietly took a step back and whispered, "What is social psychology?"

The attention of the guards in front of him was all attracted by Li Zhihao, so Liu Zijin also quietly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Social engineering, right? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"What do you teach......?"

"Teach you how to deal with people. ”

"Huh, you don't know how to deal with people?"

"Well, I'll use the teacher's description to teach us how to trample the world under our feet. ”

"So mysterious!?"

"Actually, it's not mysterious, in the final analysis, there are only two cores in this discipline, first, human nature is timid and fearful, and second, cheeky can conquer the world. ”

Concubine Lan nodded and said, "Regarding the second point, he seems to have no teacher. ”

"I wonder if he has the cheeks to do it. ”

"Haha, then I'll look forward to it. ”

After shouting the presumptuousness, he began to observe the guards who were approaching. The guard had an unsmiling face, and judging by his costume and facial expressions, he was a serious and unbiased man. But his movements as he walked over were trembling, obviously very nervous, which meant that he was not as calm as his face looked. Also, those who have been here will know that although this profession is the envy of their contemporaries, who knows that everyone who walks here only needs one sentence to make him fall into the endless abyss? Even if you have the ambition and the spirit to be the first, staying here for a few months will only be polished to the point that you are only as delicate as walking on thin ice.

Li Zhihao sighed for a moment, and then he looked in the direction where the guard was coming, but saw a pink corner of his clothes exposed by the pillar, Li Zhihao had already laughed and applauded in his heart at this moment, but there was an indifferent expression on his face.

"How long have you been a guard here?"

"Back to my lord, it's been more than three months. ”

"It's ridiculous, you haven't known that Excellency for more than three months?"

The guard lowered his head and raised his eyes to look at Concubine Lan, and said, "Dare to ask who this ......?"

Li Zhihao took a step closer, his face was almost on the opposite face, and he asked coldly, "You really don't know?"

The guard shifted his gaze, as if he was remembering which princess this was, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't think of it, so he had to say hesitantly, "I...... Of course I've seen this princess......"

"Then you're still coming to stop us? ”

"This, that's where it comes in. ”

Li Zhihao took a step back and chuckled: "I understand, everyone is the duty. It's just that some people don't seem to be as conscientious as they seem, for example, flirting with palace maids while guarding. ”

As soon as Li Zhihao finished speaking, there was a rush of footsteps behind the guard, and the guard looked at Li Zhihao with a pale face, and pleaded: "Please let her go." ”

Li Zhihao said with a smile: "Don't worry, we are not bad people, and we will not do anything evil to beat mandarin ducks." It's just that...... We're not happy that you're stopping us. ”

“......”

"Of course, we're not going to force you to death, what you have to do now is very simple, admit your mistakes to the princess, and then send us in. ”

The guard immediately walked over, bent down and confessed: "I didn't recognize the princess for a while, go to the princess Haihan." ”

"It's okay, I forgive you. ”

"Thank you, Your Highness, for your great kindness!"

"Stand down. ”

"Yes!"

The guards silently retreated, and Li Zhihao shouted to him again at this time: "Next time, remember more!"

The three of them walked in slowly, and after walking a short distance, Concubine Lan blushed and said excitedly: "It's amazing!

Li Zhihao said with a smile: "Human nature is to be timid and afraid of things. ”

Liu Zijin also smiled: "Thanks to your thick skin." ”

Li Zhihao patted his face and said, "What cheekiness? Look at it, how white and delicate it is, you can compare?"

"It's not as good as it, I'm far inferior to you. ”

Concubine Lan suddenly pointed to the palace in the distance and said, "That's our destination, right?"

"Probably so. ”

Lan Fei sighed with emotion: "I always feel much easier than I imagined?" Oh, although I followed you in so confused, I don't know what we are going to do. Could it be that we are going to just go in and talk to him now?"

Liu Zi smiled and said, "Although that is also a way, I myself prefer to put a letter of ours in his recital." Next, we can go to the harem by the way to chat with those poor women in the deep palace, talk about ideals, talk about the future, talk about poetry and poetry and philosophy of life. ”

Concubine Lan said with disdain: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person." ”

Liu Zijin laughed and said, "Men are all this kind of people. ”

The three of them continued to walk forward as if no one was around, although there were occasional people who had seen them from a distance along the way, but they didn't care at all, and when they came to the outside of the Penglai Palace, the three of them stood again.

Concubine Lan looked at Penglai Hall and said, "Our goal should be inside." ”

Liu Zijin smiled: "Yes, but it won't be useful to use social engineering this time." ”

"Hmph, I know what you're going to do. ”

"Oh?"

Concubine Lan puffed up her chest and said with a great look as always: "You must be ready to concoct the same method of our entry, find a corner where no one is around, cut through the wall and sneak in." ”

Liu Zijin clapped his hands and smiled: "The master is wise, but I don't want to be so troublesome." ”

"I see, you're ready to die. Don't talk about it, I'll go find a place to hide first, and pick me up when you two are dead. ”

"The master doesn't want to see how we die?"

"Yes, but since you don't want to use the safest method, then there will definitely be a big disturbance, you two will disappear for a while, it's okay, but I can't, if I become famous in this way, I will be the first object of hatred of NPCs. ”

Liu Zijin smiled and said: Master don't worry, it's actually very simple. ”

"And what are you going to do?"

"Create a riot. ”

"It's like you're always causing a riot. ”

"That sounds like that. ”

"But causing a riot will not only not lead them out, but will make them send more men to protect the emperor. ”

"Don't worry, look at us. ”

As he spoke, Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao each picked up their weapons and pointed them in one direction.

"Wait, you two crazy people......, wait!

In the next second, two loud noises came from two different directions, accompanied by dust flying in the air on both sides.

In an instant, soldiers dressed in different costumes rushed in three directions, two of which went to the two palaces that hit them, and the remaining team rushed straight to Penglai Palace.

"Look at the good things you guys have done!"

"Don't panic. ”

As he spoke, Liu Zijin swung another sword directly, and when this sword went down, the roof in front of him was directly cut off by half.

Concubine Lan stared at the sky with empty eyes, and held back for a long time before she said a sentence: "How perverted are the attributes of the two of you......"

Liu Zijin chuckled: "How can there be, it's very ordinary." ”

"Huh. ”

Then a rush of footsteps was heard, and Emperor Tang Ming and Yang Guifei moved out of the Penglai Hall under the guard of heavy soldiers, while the rest of the soldiers all rushed over.

"Alright, isn't that the end of it? ”

"I've guessed what you're going to do. ”

"Worthy of a master. ”

As he spoke, two loud noises appeared in two different directions.

Concubine Lan looked at the soldiers who were slipped away like dogs, and couldn't help but feel a sadness in her heart, she looked at it for a while, and said silently: "Let's go in......"

"Hmm. ”

The three of them walked for a while, and Liu Zijin said again: "Although I feel that we can pass the letter to the emperor by throwing it so casually now, I think it is better for us to put it in his study or his bedroom." That's what suits our temperament. ”

Li Zhihao said with a smile: "How can the emperor have any bedroom? He doesn't even know where he sleeps every day." ”

"Joke, he can't call the concubine directly?"

"You're thoughtful. ”

Soon they saw the emperor's study, but unfortunately the study has now been emptied, not to mention the folds, not even a piece of paper left, Liu Zijin walked over and put down the letter, and said: "I made a mistake." ”

Concubine Lan immediately guarded the surroundings and asked nervously, "What's wrong? What's wrong? We're surrounded?"

"No, it's just that we're making too much noise. ”

"So why are you making such a big fuss?"

"How can the emperor believe what we say?"

"Then why did you just say that?"

"Harem...... I can't see ......"

"Huh?"

"Hearing the sound just now, even the mandarin duck embroidered quilt that was churning the red waves stopped turning......"

“...... I can't communicate with you. ”

Li Zhihao also sighed: "Don't say it, I'm already injured, and there's nothing fun here." ”

"Okay...... Let's go. ”

And this infiltration trip ended in such a hurry, and the three of them escaped smoothly, and Concubine Lan went offline first on the grounds that her little heart couldn't stand it. And when Concubine Lan's person disappeared in front of the two of them, Liu Zijin suddenly said very solemnly: "Have you found a problem?"

"What's the problem?"

"When we just talked to the master, the master said, Michelin. ”

"yes, what's wrong?"

"According to the level of technology here, this is at least thirty or fifty years from the earth, and after so many years, will Michelin's trademark still be that tire man?"

"It's normal for a century-old brand to be like this. ”

"Yes, but I always feel wrong. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Master, the stalk she played was too close to ours, and there was no stalk in what she said that we didn't understand. ”

"It seems so. ”

"Is this some future parallel world, or is it ......?"

Liu Zijin paused for a moment and said softly, "This place is actually in the same era as us?"

"No way. ”

"It's impossible. ”

Li Zhihao laughed and said, "Don't think so much, let's focus on the current thing." ”

"Yes. Liu Zijin showed a relieved smile, "But we have more questions, I always think it's weird here, a company has been prosperous for hundreds of years, but can a game also work?"

"All this will be understood when we get to reality. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Hahaha, let's go to a bar then?"

"It's okay, anyway, the wine here doesn't smell like alcohol at all and doesn't have an alcoholic effect, so I'll accompany you. ”

"Drink my wine, of course!"

"You haven't finished yet?"

"Of course, the most precious wine should be drunk with my brothers. ”

"I was very touched and then rejected you. ”

"I don't think you're a good person. ”

"Yes, yes, what are you still standing, let's go. ”

And just like that, the two walked shoulder to shoulder to the tavern, oblivious to the cacophony of shouts and sirens behind them.