Chapter 43 Military Training
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But there were so many that it didn't take long to hear, "Oh, no, my feet are cramping." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Damn, I'm cramping too. ”
After that, my own feet were pumped.
With this cramp, the feet could not stand, and the man sat on the ground, and several of them could sit to death with one butt, and several of them were crushed to death on the ground with their hands.
Forced by too many and already defeated, we had to sleep with the lights on, and had no choice but to find another day to duel with the cockroaches, and at night when we were lying in bed, Fuji Yi said a classic sentence at this time.
"Although Sanya can see the sea and see the three-point beauty drink sweet coconut, but this good place is also a good place for all creatures, this group of immortal things keep breeding and ......breeding in a place where there is no winter," I fell asleep as I spoke, I was too tired, and I closed my eyes.
Early the next morning, I was woken up by the alarm of the buckteeth, and when I got up, the vine art and the fat teng were gone, and the buckteeth in the next bed were still asleep, and I looked at the time, "Oh no! It's almost six o'clock." I kicked the bucktooth that was still sleeping on the other side, and when I got up, the two of us cleaned up as quickly as lightning.
After grabbing the door and running to the playground, the sky at this time is not bright, so it is not so hot, the heart is excited and nervous and panting tired, we arrived at the playground fortunately people did not arrive, wiped the sweat on the head, and saw the old man Tian Qing not far away staggering over.
On the first day of military training, this began.
When the old man came, the whole class lined up, oh no, it was huddled in a heap, probably I don't know what this forgetful old man will do today.
Trembling early in the morning, our first day of military training was like this, and how can it be good in the future.
"Let's get it lined up. "I screamed and no one paid attention to me, and I seemed really scared.
Old man Tian Qing walked in front of the class, the cigarette in his hand was still burning, as if it had not been extinguished from yesterday to today.
"On the first day of military training, you didn't have an instructor, your instructor was me. The old man said solemnly, his tone full of like a veteran who had been discharged from the army.
At this time, a figure not far away was approaching rapidly, and I thought to myself, the number of people is right, could it be that there are still transfer students? When we all saw clearly, we were all shocked, and a handsome young man in a military uniform ran to the front of our class.
"Hello! I'm your instructor!
The whole class "......", just now the old man said that there is no instructor, so how can this scene be explained?
The old man saw the instructor standing next to him and muttered for a while, and we were all waiting for his answer.
"What do you want to ask, hurry up and ask!" the old man's attitude was very unfriendly, was he annoyed and angry?
"Teacher, didn't you say there are no instructors? "This time it was Fat Teng who spoke again, and Fat Teng was not afraid of the consequences when everyone couldn't open his mouth, and we all silently gave Fat Teng a thumbs up.
The old man slowly turned his head and looked at the instructor beside him.
And this instructor named Lang Lang also turned his head to look at the old man, two people, you look at me, I look at you with big eyes, the instructors of other classes began to shout orders not far away, and our class was still stunned.
Instructor Lang Lang also heard that there was no instructor in our class just now, so he took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.
"Hey, Leader Wang, I'm Xiaolang, is there any instructor in Teacher Tian Qing's class?"
Lang Lang was silent for a while, and after listening carefully to the leader's speech, he hung up the phone.
"That...... Teacher Tian Qing?"
Teacher Tian Qing looked at him, "Well, you say." ”
"Teacher, the instructor of your class is me, not you~" Lang Lang's tone was particularly awkward, as if there was an invisible towel tightened between the two people.
Tian Qing's expression was very ugly, was it because he was forgetful, everyone gave him face and didn't pierce him, this time this young and handsome Lang Lang instructor pierced the window paper of how forgetful he was.
"Trouble, it seems that the old man is really going crazy this time, I really haven't seen what his ultimate move is like. Bucktooth whispered next to me, and Fujii, who was standing next to us, began to move back cautiously, and it seemed that he should feel the same way.
"Oh, I'm really forgetful. The old man scratched at the Mediterranean Sea on his head, and a few strands of hair fell out next to him.
"......Forehead" The whole class was disappointed again, this time I couldn't see the old man's big move, but I looked at the old man with a cheap smile, but I understood that he was really terrifying, obviously I saw him get out of the plane, and when I went back, I was not only in the plane but also carried a person. The eyes of the whole class form a space with no dead ends, where the hell did this old guy come in?
"Oh, then it's okay, teacher, you go back and rest first, and I'll take care of the rest. ”
"Oh, boy, that's not going to work. ”、
"I don't know why the old man has such a good attitude towards this guy, he usually doesn't even say a word when he asks him, but today he even made an oops, did he take medicine?" Bucktooth said with a bitter face.
"Actually, you said that this old man is usually thinking about something, this is really hard to guess. "Teng Yi put his hands on his chest, we all stood upright, this guy looked at the two people in front of him proudly like the leader of the inspection.
"Teacher, then you want to watch me practice, you can see it, the classes I practiced are now at work, you can rest assured. Lang Lang spoke catchily in front of the teacher, for fear that he would not be able to get rid of the old man with the bottom of the wine bottle in front of him.
"Ahem, cough~" The old man pretended to cough and coughed, his Adam's apple moved, and the expression on his face was very tangled, as if the phlegm in his throat couldn't be spit out and couldn't swallow.
"The old man has pharyngitis~"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" the old man seemed to be stuck, and his face began to flush a strange red.
"Teacher Tian Qing!" Fat Teng squeezed away and we were about to walk over and pat the horse's ass, oh no, it was a pat on the teacher's back.
But before Fat Teng was halfway through, Tian Qing spit a mouthful of phlegm onto Lang Lang's camouflage shoes. We are going to vomit when we see that black, yellow, black and yellow thing, I really don't know how many packs of cigarettes we smoked to "brew" that kind of terrifying worldly phlegm!
Lang Lang's face darkened, he looked at the old man, then looked down at the upper of his shoes, and then looked at the old man again.
"Oops, I'm sorry, Instructor Lang Lang, it looks like you're going to the toilet to wash. The old man's expression was stiff, and his voice was very fake, and he didn't mean to apologize at all.
"You ......" Lang Lang looked at him, as if he was about to explode, but in the face of this old man's small body, he couldn't do it.
"Oops!" In a fit of rage, Lang Lang ran to the toilet alone.
The whole class burst into applause at this time, and this kind of applause most often appeared when the junior high school rebelled and drove away the teacher, and everyone burst into applause, and now it is the teacher who helps us get rid of the teacher, and this situation cannot be said that the teacher is rebellious.
It should seem that the old man has some other plans, I turned my head to look at Fuji Yi and Fat Teng plus the buckteeth next to me, except for the buckteeth applauding, the rest did not applaud, it seems that they also have the same idea as me.
The old man Tian Qing looked at the figure running away and scratched the hairs on his head, and pulled his glasses, from this angle I happened to see Tian Qing's eyes, before this, because his lenses were so dirty, he was covered by all kinds of grease and unknown things on the lenses and had never seen it, and at this time I saw the true face of Lushan, the old man's shining black eyeballs hid behind the dirty lenses, just the eyes were not at all the decadence of him now smoking like breathing air, I was stunned by this look.
The old man looked at us at this time.
"Do you want to train in the 30-degree air on this hot day in Sanya?"
The class was silent for a while, then exclaimed, "No!"
"Good. ”
"So do you want to take the entrance exam for self-study in the evening?"
"I don't want to!" roared the class.
"Okay, turn right as a class, and I'll take you to the beach. ”
"Okay!" The whole class was boiling, and it was possible to openly skip class and go to the beach? Moreover, the head teacher took the whole class with his own hands, so it was not our responsibility to do so.