Chapter 647: Immortal Kevin Meat

The second story quickly takes shape, telling the story of a group of macho mercenaries who are tasked with assassinating Kevin, and this time they go through hardships and succeed in capturing Kevin, but they are not in a hurry to kill. Because it was rumored that Kevin's flesh would be immortal, they decided to look into it. And they were also worried that Lou Baole Guo would send a master to retaliate, so they decided to dump this pot on others first.

But I didn't expect that the master of Lou Baole was higher than he imagined, and three strong men with funny masks came all the way, killing the macho mercenary group to the point that they were lost to the soul, and Kevin was successfully rescued.

And then, the third story, the fourth story...... In each story, Kevin must be wise and martial, benevolent and righteous, and the enemy directly chooses from several killers encountered on the airship, what macho mercenary group, tiger mercenary group, silent and so on.

Later, I felt that these characters were used up, and Kevin simply created a few, anyway, it is impossible for their killers to know each other. All the articles are logically confused, the language is thin, and they are full of extremely explicit self-esteem, copying and copying the passages of domestic classic literature, almost to the point of just changing the name.

But it's such an article, and it's spreading rapidly around here. The network of the Minotaur is not large, and the network speed and regional scope are limited under the premise of relying only on people to send letters. Usually there are few people who post long articles, and once there is a long article, it must be spread all over this small area first.

For the kicked, it is also a more fulfilling thing to be able to get a long article to pass on. If it's a "hehe" back and forth every time, then you don't have to work hard to go back and forth, just write "hehe" for you by yourself. It is said that there are such kickers, although they were kicked after they found out.

At this time, the killers are also in this area. Zheng was worried that he couldn't find Kevin, and he was in a state of collecting news from all the staff, and of course the abnormal movement on the Internet attracted their attention for the first time.

They immediately began to collect articles and study them carefully. At the same time, it is also simple to trace the source of the article in reverse, which is to ask the kicker, and occasionally bribe a little money, and ask where the article was taken from. But in the vast majority of cases, the kicker can only tell you that it was taken from the website. If the killer wants to go to the website to inquire about the source of the article, the website may not necessarily pay attention to you.

The killers forced themselves to read the strong self-congratulatory texts, trying to find any clues. There are too many doubts, this article is obviously not written by a passerby, at least he knows so many killers and is not an ordinary person. But this plot is too nonsense, what are the seven catches and seven verticals? It hasn't rained in the past few days, where did you get to lie on the roof and get drenched in the rain?

"Go for Silence!Ask in person!" Many killers can only come to this conclusion in the end.

But how can it be so easy to find someone at this time? After getting off the airship silently, it really disappears silently. The killers' attention is on Kevin, who cares about a couple.

Soon, the second story appeared, this time the villain was a macho mercenary group, which made it even more ridiculous. The time span of the story is several days, but whether it is Kevin or the macho group, they just came to the Minotaur Country yesterday. Can this story predict the future?

Then the third story, the Tigers, appeared. In order to kill Kevin, the leader of the Tigers pretended to sell pork on the street. Kevin's eyes were like torches, and he easily saw through it, and in order to tease the other party, he deliberately sat there and asked the head of the regiment to cut thirty catties of minced meat. The regiment commander finally drew his knife in anger, but was killed by Kevin with three punches! Before Kevin left, he shouted: "This tiger is dead!"

The article reached the hands of the head of the Tiger Regiment, and the head of the regiment looked at Lou Baole's Chinese version and read it twice, with an expressionless face: "I don't quite understand what this article means." Is this a provocation?"

"Yes, we watched the first two stories, and Kevin was very generous. Why did you kill here?" the members of the group didn't understand either.

"No, in the second story, the three funny monsters also killed a lot. ”

"But Kevin didn't do it, Kevin is still very kind to educate the funny monsters, be merciful!" the younger brothers argued with the story.

"Okay, that's not the point!" the regimental commander had to interrupt and asked Tiger Pioneer instead, "You have been in contact with Kevin, what do you think?"

The Tiger Pioneer was embarrassed for a long time, and could only shake his head: "I don't know." ”

"Commander, why don't we convene it, set a place, set a time, and then let the other killer groups come over for a meeting, even if they send a representative over!"

Tiger Vanguard directly objected: "This kind of meeting doesn't make any sense, I tried it on the airship." The killers have different goals, and there may be internal ghosts among them, and we can't agree on it. It's okay if this program doesn't go. ”

"Then we can only rely on ourselves," the regimental commander knocked on the table, "Originally, we couldn't kill it, and at most we could return the deposit." But if we don't succeed now, we'll lose our reputation. For the sake of reputation, kill Kevin!"

"Yes, Commander!" replied loudly.

"Commander, I have a way!" a younger brother shouted excitedly.

"Tell me!"

"Captain, we can also write stories. And it's easy, we just copy the original version of the story, and then swap the names of Kevin and the head of the regiment. It became the head of the regiment to kill Kevin with three punches, so that even if we can't kill Kevin, we won't lose our reputation!"

Commander: "......"

"No, Kevin can stand up and say he's not dead. But our killer group is not very convenient to enter the public eye. The other junior brother vetoed.

"Then let's copy the first story, let's say that the head of the regiment captured Kevin seven times and seven verticals, and Kevin is not dead and can't tell ......"

"It's useless, don't you know preconceived ideas?" the others vetoed.

The little brother sat down with his head bowed and remained silent. Everyone finally got back on track. The head of the regiment cleared his throat: "Let's sort out our thoughts, first of all, who wrote this article? Do you have a clue?"

The head of the regiment asked himself: "I think there are no more than three kinds of people, the first is Kevin." Because the enemies in this story are all known to him on the airship, this should not be a coincidence. But when it comes to motivation, it's puzzling. Intimidate us, intimidate us, or do you deliberately provoke us?"

"Maybe it's a deliberate effort to shout out our names so that our killer groups can kill each other?"

"Unlikely, because we would have killed each other in the first place, and we didn't need him to shout at all. It's just that Kevin can't be caught now, and everyone is just calmly observing. Actually, if it wasn't an inflatable doppelganger who was shot through the street yesterday, it was the real Kevin. Then the battle situation at that time will be a river of blood, and the killers will be out of control to grab people's heads and kill each other. The head of the regiment replied.

The little brothers also fell silent, and the head of the regiment continued to analyze: "In addition to Kevin, another one may be other killer groups." deliberately released this kind of story to expose us to Kevin in advance. Get rid of us by Kevin's hand. ”

"However, we were already exposed on the airship. Tiger Pioneer replied with some embarrassment.

"Maybe the other killer regiments don't know?" replied the regimental leader.

The younger brothers nodded, acknowledging that this was also a possibility. The head of the regiment continued, "That last one is our boss, the one who wants Kevin to die the most. He was afraid that we would do something, so he released the news, angered us, and forced us to kill Kevin!"

"I think the third possibility is a bit more likely," Tiger Vanguard replied, "maybe the boss has already known about what we exposed in front of Kevin through some channel." Worried that we would be passive and slacking off, so they scolded us with stories. ”

"Commander, what now?"

The head of the regiment sighed: "We are not the strongest killer group, nor are we the hardest working killer group, we must be self-aware." Moreover, Kevin already knows our name, and the intelligence agency of Lou Baole Country should also have our intelligence, and our combat effectiveness has basically been exposed. ”

"Captain, we know. The little brothers nodded in response.

"You don't have to give up too early," the regimental commander said, "Sometimes if you're lucky, you can grab someone's head." ”

"Commander, I think we are still making a fuss on the Internet, which is the safest and most effective way to do it. Now that we've been killed by Kevin as a villain, no matter who or what the reason is, I don't think we can make anyone else feel better," the little brother who spoke first spoke again, "We still copy the story, Kevin is still his protagonist, but change the villain to another leader!"

The head of the regiment thought for a moment, and finally nodded in agreement.

The Tigers can discuss this conclusion, and many other killer teams can also discuss it. For a while, all kinds of stories flew sideways on the Internet, and Kevin punched this group three times for a while, and then beat that group again...... A small number of teams have joined in one after another, even if they are aware of it, and they can't be the only villains.

And the story says that it is copied, but it has to be changed a little. For example, the description of the villain's appearance, and for example, changing the meat cutting to scraping fish, replacing it with peeling shrimp, replacing it with plucking, and so on. But the overall is the same, they were all killed by Kevin with three punches!

Naturally, there are people who question it online, but because of the speed of the Minotaur, the people who question it may not appear until the next day. And with so many people starting to write stories, it's almost impossible to reverse-track the network.

That evening, the bards of the nearby tavern began to tell stories. The Tavern of the Minotaurs, the Tavern of the Minotaurs, the Bard of the Minotaurs, tells the story of Kevin's Three Punches.

Legend has it that there was a Terran hero named Kevin, and no one could withstand his three punches...... The head of so-and-so regiment was killed by Kevin three punches...... The head of so-and-so regiment was also killed by Kevin with three punches...... Why did these leaders challenge Kevin?...... Because the price of Kevin's head is 6 million...... Why is Kevin's head so expensive? Because Kevin's meat is immortal......

Bards always like moderate adaptations, and the bull-headed people are simple and direct, and they don't understand the seven captures and seven verticals, etc., or the three punches are real. Then piece together other story elements to complete the logical self-consistency.

The Minotaurs were excited, and when they heard that Kevin was so strong, their first reaction was a little unbelieving, and their second reaction was to want to meet him. And when they heard the price of 6 million heads, many people stood up. As for immortality, they no longer doubted it, and began to inquire where to catch Kevin.

The well-informed killer group immediately sensed that something was wrong, and that night, in addition to the killers searching around, local minotaurs also joined the team. The competitor exponential multiplication, in the form of extremely severe.

The killers tried to get in touch, and the minotaurs naturally replied, "6 million, 6 million, immortal, immortal!" The killers bluntly said that these were fake, but where would the minotaurs believe it? The killer asked again, who do you exchange for 6 million after taking the head? The minotaurs replied: "It's none of your business! It's okay to find a bard! He told me about 6 million." ”

The killers were speechless, they only got a bounty of 2 million, and at present, there is only a deposit of 1 million, which is still shared by everyone in the group, and they have to work hard for the remaining 1 million. If it is 6 million, then the deposit is 3 million, which is a bit big.

Although I know that it is unreliable, the killers will inevitably have some psychological gaps, maybe they should really mention the price?

As for immortality, these obviously word killers directly ignore it. But it turned out that they ignored an important clue! Because the next day, someone on the street set up a stall to auction "Kevin's meat".

"10,000 bull coins, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't buy it. This is the meat that was cut from Kevin after my victory in the battle with Kevin yesterday. But it's a pity that Kevin ran away. But it is rumored that Kevin's meat can live forever, and I don't know if it's true or not. I've already eaten a piece myself and it feels good. There's another piece, just take it out and sell it!" a tall seller shouted as he dragged the meat.

Everyone gathered around, staring at this bloody piece of meat, and gossiping: "Really?" "Is it really Kevin's meat?" "Immortal?" "You can't be a liar, right......?"

"Hurry up if you want to buy it, I must be breaking the law by selling human flesh, and I will run away when the sheriff comes. Hurry up, hurry up, 10,000! It's just 10,000!"

"I'll buy it!" a short man shouted directly, "and threw out the money bag." ”

"Okay, rejoice!" the tall man immediately wrapped the meat and stuffed it to the short man, "and then reassured everyone that Kevin was still alive and nearby. As long as you catch him and cut the meat, it's fine. ”

"Hehe!" a killer in the crowd sneered, "Immortal?

"I don't know," replied the tall man, "but the 6 million bounty is real, otherwise why is it worth 6 million?

Killer: "......".

When the minotaurs saw this man, they seemed to be convinced, and they were even more convinced that immortality was real, and they screamed that they must arrest Kevin.