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Not to mention other arrangements, these two guards at the front door with their hands shining can brighten people's eyes.

Wearing gold armor, holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, wearing a golden silk cloud hat on his head, and stepping on his feet with multicolored dragon boots, he is really majestic and magnificent.

If it weren't for the fact that these two guards were alive, Zhou Ru really wanted to move them away and put them at the door of his house, and he would definitely be very emotional to enjoy them every day.

That's right, big brother, just dress like you, I'll give you an eighty-two points, and the remaining eighteen points of 666 will be given to you.

Zhou Ru's eyes lit up, and he looked around the two guards for a long time as if he had picked up a treasure, and his mouth was slurking.

"Who and what intentions?"

Maybe Zhou Ruye's movements were too obscene, and his small eyes were too chicken thieves, so that the two guards were forced to look at him.

The Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand waved and formed an X-shaped, almost scaring Zhou Ru to death.

"I 。。。。。。 I'm a good citizen, and I'm here to attend the birthday banquet of the Seventh Princess. ”

Stumbling and trembling, Zhou Ru said that he was so scared.

"Presumptuous! How can the birthday banquet of the seventh princess be attended by a hairy child like you! ”

Hairy child, meow, you say this, the master is not happy, I'm afraid it's to give you face, you still have a face, you take a closer look, I'm so handsome, will it be a hairy child?

Zhou Ru almost didn't take off his clothes, he originally planned to show off his bright white body to these two guards who didn't have long eyes, but after thinking about it, it was not too good to run naked in broad daylight.

So I didn't care about him.

"I'm telling you, I have credentials!"

Zhou Ru was too lazy to talk nonsense with these two guards, he touched his chest, ah, what about that small golden card? Why didn't you bring it with you? It won't be left in the Qiming Hall by Lao Tzu.

This..... What a tragedy!

Zhou Ruyi's face was twisted, he kept rummaging through his small pockets, and he didn't find the small card after looking for it three or four times, it seems that he was really left in the Qiming Palace!

Hehe, big brother, I'm sorry, I forgot to bring the voucher, can you be accommodating, will you let me in?

Accommodating, accommodating your grandma's legs!

"Get out, without a certificate, dare to approach within three of the Condensation Rose Garden, kill!

The Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand swung outward, and Zhou Ruye's small body was suddenly knocked out, falling far away from three zhang.

No mercy! Ruthless! Fucking ferocious!

Zhou Ru wanted to jump to scold his mother, phew, these two bastards were saliva, but before they could open their mouths, they were blocked by Taishang Laojun patting him on the shoulder.

"Don't be angry, this is their duty within the division, immortals who are not above the Golden Immortal, it is difficult to enter without a certificate, but well, now there is an old way to vouch for you, don't worry, just follow me!"

Taishang Laojun smiled and pulled Zhou Ruye's arm, came to the two guards again, recited the immeasurable Tianzun, and said with a smile: "This son is a friend of Lao Dao, and if you want to take him to the banquet today, you can't wait to stop him!"

Look at how bullish this is, Taishang Laojun is sometimes quite domineering!

Don't let me go! With my brother here, who dares to stop me without opening his eyes, it's really the opposite!

Zhou Ru suddenly felt the need to make a rope to tie Taishang Laojun to his waist, and when he met people, he pointed to Taishang Laojun on his waist and robbed: "Hurry up and hand over the money, mother-in-law bring it out, damn, do you see, who else is on my waist, it's Taishang Laojun!

Tsk, it's so exciting to think about!

All these fantasies must be based on the situation that the signature of Taishang Laojun is good!

However, now, the two guards in front of him are like blind people, and they don't take Taishang Laojun in their eyes at all!

"No! This hairy monkey can't enter, he has no certificate, and his cultivation has not reached the level of a golden immortal, so he can't be released according to the prince's order!"

The two Fang Tian painting halberds once again put out the X word, and the Taishang Laojun and Zhou Ru ruthlessly stopped the two of them outside the door of the Condensing Rose Garden, and the cold light on the Fang Tian painting halberd was shining, with a cold chill under the reflection of the big sun.

Holding his old hand trembling, Zhou Ru looked at it with his eyes, swearing that he would be able to enter the Taishang Laojun of the Condensation Rose Garden, with a pleated face, gloomy and able to pinch out the water, in the dim old eyes, the edge was shining, and the right hand was persistently brushed to the dust, and said: "The old Tao wants to take him in, don't stop it!

The two guards didn't answer Taishang Laojun's words, their hands holding Fang Tian's halberd tighter, and the meaning in their eyes was conveyed very clearly-if you didn't hear it clearly, they wouldn't let you go, what's the matter?

No, I just want to send you to death!

Two loud bangs, two screams accompanied by drenched blood and teeth, flying in the air!

A palm slapped on two faces, and the majestic guard in gold armor was swept out in public, and with two loud bangs, it smashed to the ground, forming a two-figure pit!

"It seems that you didn't hear Lao Dao's words clearly! Very good, go back and tell the central prince, just say that Lao Dao has eaten his slap and is very satisfied. ”

The word 'satisfaction' was almost said by Taishang Laojun gritting his back molars, his face was very ugly, he snorted heavily, and under the small eyes of Zhou Ru is worship and worship, he pulled Zhou Ru is and kicked open the door of the Condensation Rose Garden, and really walked in!

Niu B! Domineering! Handsome explosion!

Brother Taishang, you are my idol of Zhou Ruyi, in the future, you gnaw bones, I eat meat, you drink soup and I eat dumplings, so it's decided!

Zhou Ru straightened his chest and appeared side by side with Taishang Laojun in front of the immortals.

Wow!

It was a phenomenon caused by the sudden silence of a noisy atmosphere.

The immortals who were pushing each other's glasses and drinking and having fun were suddenly stunned, and they all looked at the old and the young, their mouths were big, and their eyes were full of incredulity.

What happened? How could it be him? These two questions echoed in their minds at the same time.

I want to know what's going on? I'm a little overwhelmed by the fact that you're staring at me like this.

There is silence, let's switch to ten seconds ago.

Ten seconds ago, the gods in the Condensation Rose Garden were pushing cups and changing glasses, drinking and having fun, and for a while, acquaintances met and chatted very well, but at this moment.

There were two screams outside the door, and then the gate was kicked open, which almost didn't scare the immortals in the garden!

You have to know what kind of occasion this is! The birthday banquet of the seventh princess alas! Someone dared to injure the guard, kicked open the door, and forcibly broke into the condensation rose garden, which was a direct slap on the face of the seventh princess.

Where did this madman come from, do you still want to live! The face of the seventh princess is the face of the Jade Emperor, this bold man has already broken through the sky!

No one is not shocked! No one is not frightened, this brain is so confused that he can't even speak!

Now Zhou Ru and Taishang Laojun are standing in the encirclement of all the immortal eyes, an old god is there, and the other is expressionless, as if they didn't do what they did just now.

But the screams outside the door continued, and the kicked open door swayed back and forth under the action of inertia, an ironclad fact that could not be avoided.

"Wow!"

The Rose Garden of Condensation has exploded!

Inhale!

Surprise!

I panted in disbelief.

It shattered the silence and made it noisy again.

"Tianzun!"

"Laojun?"

"What are you doing?"

"I don't do anything, it's just that some people are not strict in governance, and I will discipline them for him. ”

Taishang Laojun shook off the dust, and the cloud lightly took Zhou Ruye's arm, and sat down in the depths of the garden closest to the dragon chair, which was specially prepared for the big boss of the heavenly court, the great leader of all the immortals, the Jade Emperor!

Without speaking, without drinking, Taishang Laojun ignored all the questioning eyes and questions of the immortals, and calmly held Zhou Ruye's arm and sat down with him!

Is it moving? Is it heartwarming? Zhou Ru didn't know what he felt in his heart, so he felt that the old way of holding his arm had brought him a hint of fatherly support.

That's the grandeur and boldness that no one needs to be afraid of with me!

"Tianzun, what qualifications does this boy from the mortal world have to sit with you!"

"Tianzun, what is he, he sits there and pees on the heads of our immortals!"

"Tianzun, how can you bring this mortal imp into the garden, you must know that this is a banquet for the gods, not a gathering of insects!"

"Tianzun, don't protect this waste, let this seat drag him out to feed the demon dog!"

"Tianzun。。。。。。 ”

Thick hostility, ruthless words, and cold and gloomy eyes, like needles, pierced his heart violently.

Mortals, immortals, huh, do you really have to distinguish so clearly?

Zhou Ru clenched his fists, and his heart was dripping blood.

He saw reality again! Bloody reality with bones! If he doesn't become an immortal, he will always be ostracized, and if he doesn't become an immortal, he will always be looked down upon!

He doesn't want to do this, he must become an immortal!

Accumulating merits, going through the catastrophe, I must become an immortal for you to see!

I never thought that I wanted to be an immortal so much at this moment, Zhou Ruye's soul has undergone a transformation!

"Shut up!"

The hustle and bustle of the hall suddenly quieted, a deep shout, like a dragon's chant echoing in the nine heavens, the person who made the sound had not yet arrived, a golden "closed" word, had already covered the sky and the sun, so that all the gods in the garden gave birth to a kind of fear, a kind of reverence, a kind of worship!

"Your Majesty has arrived!"

"My emperor is billions of years old, billions of years!"

Hulalala, got up and bent down, all the immortals lowered their heads, quietly waiting for the male silver who suppressed thousands of immortals to ascend to the dragon throne.

The wind stopped, time stopped, and everything seemed to stand still.

In the greeting of all the immortals, the Jade Emperor, who was dressed in a dark robe of the Nine Dragons, wearing silk Qingyue boots on his feet, wearing an amethyst crown on his head, and his face was shrouded in fairy energy, and he couldn't see it in a hazy way, sat firmly on the dragon throne.

"Zhong Aiqing, flat!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The immortals withdrew one after another, returned to their seats, looked at their noses, and sat upright, without the hustle and bustle of Fang Cai.

"Today's little girl Rose's birthday banquet, Rose and her sister and queen mother will come over a little bit, everyone loves Qing, don't be surprised!"

"How dare you!"

"That's good! These seven women are extremely weird, they don't want to come to this birthday banquet, if it weren't for the persuasion of her mother and sisters, she wouldn't come over for a while, hehehe~"

"Hehehe~ Your Majesty laughed~Hehehe~"

People don't want to hold any birthday banquets, you want to do it, change us, we are not happy, it would be good to be able to give you a face, and take it out and say! I'm really drunk~

Zhou Ru pursed his lips, indifferent to the truth of this group of laughter.

"Then again, why is there a lot of noise in the garden?"

Silence, death-like silence, all the immortals present gathered their eyes on Taishang Laojun and Zhou Ruye, the meaning should not be too obvious - it's not that we want to make noise, it's really someone who has broken the rules of the heavenly court.

How can mortals participate in the banquet of the immortals! The scum from the mortal world, our big boss is here, see how you end.

End, what end, your big boss died last night and begged me to be his prime minister, prime minister, alas! What concept do you know? It is the biggest official in the heavenly court, under one person, above ten thousand!

With such contemptuous eyes and hostile eyes looking at Lao Tzu, I really don't know where you got your confidence!

Zhou Ru was not afraid of the eyes of the immortals at all, he remembered all those who were hostile to him, and those who were not hostile but friendly, like the parents of his group of students, he nodded and said hello.

"Are you all looking at what Lao Jun is doing? Could it be that the hustle and bustle of Fang Cai has something to do with Lao Jun?"

The immortals didn't speak, but it was the lack of speech that showed their tacit attitude - it was his Taishang Laojun and the little worm from the mortal world beside him!

"In this way, it really has something to do with Lao Jun, hehe, interesting!"

Thinking about the handsome old guy who took him to a 50,000-mile high-altitude bungee jump yesterday, the corners of Zhou Ruye's mouth twitched, and his legs trembled to show that he was very frightened!