Chapter 179: Little Green Hat
Chang'e cried, crying very sadly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info crying unexpectedly.
It was fine just now, after reading the song "A Cut of Plums", I suddenly cried into tears.
This was a bit overwhelming for Zhou Ru.
As a man who is in love with his kissing Ling'er wife, it is difficult for Zhou Ru to understand how much lovesickness in "A Cut of Plums" has a huge lethality for Chang'e.
After waiting for 3,000 years without waiting for the beloved, who is the pain to tell?
The more Chang'e cried, the more fierce she became, and the crying of the whimper was really the tears of those who heard it, and the heartache of those who saw it.
Sorry, fairy, all the mistakes are Zhou's fault, don't cry.
Zhou Ru hurriedly handed over the paper, Chang'e took it, wiped the corners of her eyes and cheeks, and wet the tissues with tears.
After eating the jade rabbit, seeing that his master was so sad, the three-petal mouth pouted, and he wanted to cry along, but as a male rabbit, he didn't know how to cry at all.
So he adopted a compromise method to express his sadness.
landed on all fours, got into Chang'e's arms, rubbed Chang'e's chest with the rabbit's head, and Zhou Ru, who saw it, really wanted to chop it with a kitchen knife and stew meat~
Let go of that pair of big breasts and replace me~
Zhou Ru swears, I have never wanted to be a rabbit like this moment, I am greedy for the jade rabbit rubbing on that pair of big breasts, Zhou Ru is hara is about to flow out~ Uh, cough cough, people are still sad, Zhou Ru is what mess are you thinking?
Secretly taking a bite of hooliganism, Zhou Ru shook his head, took out a few pieces of paper and handed them to Chang'e.
Chang'e took it, wiped her tears, cried for a while, and finally stopped.
Stretching out her slender hand, she slapped the jade rabbit angrily, Chang'e burst into tears and laughed, and said embarrassedly at Zhou Ru: "I'm really embarrassed, let Brother Dao laugh~"
"Don't~ I just want to ask quietly, how is this poem?"
"There is no better poem than it." β
A cut of plums, it is really a cut of nothing!
So in line with my state of mind, Zhou Ru is this song is really amazing, I'm afraid that Wenqu Xingjun will make it, but that's it~
"Hehe, fairy, then since you are satisfied with this song, then when the kid goes to work, tell Hou Yi and let him understand your mind. β
Fairy Chang'e blushed and snorted, which was regarded as a default.
Then she seemed to hesitate for a while, and as soon as her hands were sealed, the blue light bloomed, and two small wooden boxes appeared on the table out of thin air.
Reaching out and pushing the two small wooden boxes in front of Zhou Ruyi, the corners of Fairy Chang'e's mouth rose, and she smiled slightly: "These two wooden boxes, one white and one black, Brother Dao must put them away." β
What do you mean? I haven't started to be an official yet, so you came to give gifts in advance, Fairy Chang'e, you are really good, but γγγγγγ
"I take the liberty of asking, fairy, what do you mean by giving the box?"
Fairy Chang'e pointed to the black wooden box, and her eyes were full of thoughts, "This black box is to ask Brother Dao to help transfer it to Hou Yi, I haven't seen it for three thousand years, the contents of the box, I don't know if he remembers?"
Hearing this, what kind of love token does the black box seem to contain?
I was very curious to say, it was just a small couple of people's things, and it was too immoral for an outsider to open it and look at it, so Zhou Ru just glanced at the black box, threw it into the small Qiankun bag in his arms, and didn't ask anymore.
"And what about this white box, which was given to me?"
Chang'e nodded, smiled slightly, and said: "Brother Dao entertained Chang'e warmly tonight, and helped Chang'e to send a message to my lover and send things, Chang'e really didn't know how to thank Brother Dao, only a little courtesy, forget Brother Dao don't dislike it." β
Aha~ It's really for me~ Since that's the case, then I'm not polite to accept it.
Zhou Ru smiled and put the white box into the small Qiankun bag, but was surprised to find that the small Qiankun bag couldn't put the white box in.
This is really strange~
Could it be that this white box contains a living creature?
Zhou Ru remembered that except for living creatures, all other things in this small Qiankun bag could be collected.
Now that I can't collect it, there is no doubt that the iron in this white box is a living thing.
Eyed and swept the white box, and then looked at Chang'e, the meaning in Zhou Ru's eyes was not too obvious-dare to ask the fairy, what kind of divine beast is in this white box?
Is it the green dragon, or the white tiger, or the red bird, or the Xuanwu?
Anyway, it must be very good.
Ahemγγγγγγ Brother Dao, you think too much, the green dragon, the white tiger, the Vermilion Bird, the Xuanwu and other divine beasts are all encounterable but not sought, the entire Central Heavenly Court is afraid that there are not a few, my Chang'e is not so capable, I will give it to you.
"Brother Dao, this white box is indeed a demon beast, you can open it and see for yourself. β
Demon beasts? It's not a divine beast, so disappointed.
In my mind, riding the green dragon for nine days, calling the wind and rain, going to the sky and the earth, and having nothing to do, I will have a dragon roar,! It seems that I don't want to have that kind of day in my life.
Zhou Ru sighed, followed Chang'e's suggestion, and opened the white box directly.
The species that caught his eye almost didn't make him spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot~
Caterpillar? My second couple? This γγγγγγ Fairy, you're too bad.
Are you sure you sent it wrong? Just such a caterpillar seven or eight centimeters long can be called a "demon beast", don't insult the name of "demon beast", okay?
Looking at the green caterpillar slowly wriggling in the box speechlessly, Zhou Ru wanted to slap it very much.
"Fairy, your gift is too valuable, the kid can't ask for it, you better take it back~"
The corners of Zhou Ru's mouth twitched, smiled wryly, reached out and pushed the white box to Chang'e, and waved his hand to express his gratitude.
The action is so fake, the expression is so hypocritical, I have to admit that Zhou Ruye's acting skills are really bad.
If the Oscars have a "Worst Actor Award", Zhou Ru will definitely win the award every year, and no one can compete with him.
"Brother Dao, don't you look down on the little green hat?"
Is it the name of this caterpillar? It's really chic~ It's a pity, I don't want it, I just want to shoot it, so, Fairy Chang'e, don't ask if it's so clear~
"Hehe, where, this caterpillar is so cute, it's too late for the kid to like it?
"Ahh
A cloud of dark green mucus squirted out, directly pasting Zhou Ru is face.
Just after Zhou Ru was stunned, not knowing who shamelessly attacked him, a green caterpillar flew through the air.
Eight pairs of little short legs, balabala, biaji, with a bang, lay on Zhou Ruye's nose and bit it down.
"Ah~"
Holy! It hurts!
Zhou Ru felt a pain in his nose, and his whole face seemed to be soaked in ice water, shivering from the cold, and he stiffened directly.
He couldn't move, but his eyes could still roll.
"What did you do to me?"
"Little cuckold messing around!"
"Liar!"
Three voices sounded at the same time, one belonged to Zhou Ruyi, and the other belonged to Chang'e, so who did the last "liar" belong to?
Zhou Ru slanted his eyes and looked down, the caterpillar named "Little Green Hat" was holding three pairs of little short legs, glaring at him with an angry face?
A talking caterpillar? Is it really a monster?
Zhou Ru felt that his three views were about to collapse.
In my impression, although the demon beast is not as good as the divine beast Niu B, it is also majestic, domineering and awe-inspiring, with a roar that shatters mountains and rivers, and a foot that splits the world.
But this one on my nose doesn't look like it anymore~
Stiff and feeling colder and colder, Zhou Ru quickly shook off other useless thoughts, his lips trembled, his eyes rolled, he skipped the damn caterpillar, looked at Chang'e, and the meaning in his eyes was not too straightforward - help, help me ~daki dei ~
After Chang'e drank nonsense, she sneered and playfully watched the little green hat lying on Zhou Ruye's nose, feeling so happy~
But the little green hat, biting people and poisoning people, but it's your fault, no matter what, Zhou Ru also helped me.
The bare hand gently pinched the caterpillar's body, and Chang'e's crystal jade index finger pointed towards the center of Zhou Ruye's eyebrows.
A warmth, in an instant, flowed all over the body, melting away the stiff and cold feeling.
"Whew~"
Exhaled a heavy breath of turbidity, Zhou Ruyi, shook his shoulders, and returned to normal.
"I can't see it, this little thing is really ruthless enough, if you don't agree with a word, you will bite when you pounce on it, perverted. β
Zhou Ru said secretly in his heart, he had just thought of this idea in his mind.
There are people over there who are not happy.
"Big liar, who are you scolding? And that pervert, what do you mean? Explain it to me. β
Yes?
What the hell?
That's what I'm thinking, you dead caterpillar, how do you know, it's a mind reader?
Zhou Ru was taken aback!
His fingers trembled and he pointed at the caterpillar, swallowing his saliva, so shocked that he couldn't speak.
Chang'e smiled and held the caterpillar in the palm of her hand and did not speak.
However, the caterpillar was very disdainful and hugged the three pairs of breasts and feet, and sneered: "Mind reading?