Chapter 28 Class Teacher
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Before we could take a closer look at the students in our class, an old man was squeezed out of the crowd. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
It's bald, oh no, it's the kind that doesn't end bald, it's a broken Mediterranean, and underneath it is the thick glasses at the bottom of the wine bottle, and the lenses are so dirty that you can't even see what your eyes look like.
At this time, I was touched on the shoulder.
"You're Cai Shuhuan, aren't you? Hehe, I didn't expect to run into you here, you also have some kind of special ability?"
Wearing a popping hat and a black and white hip-hop top one size larger, with two huge letters written on it, just to describe the impression I had when I saw him, although I don't know what kind of weird person would wear such clothes, it was written - SB
"I don't know you. ”
"I know you, I'm bucktooth. "As he spoke, he pointed the two rows of teeth that looked like they had put a bomb in their mouth and detonated at me.
"Wow~Good buckteeth~" I took a step back.
"yes, don't you remember those iconic teeth?"
"I thought about it for a while. ”
"Oh~ Do you remember?"
While I was still thinking, the old man of the "Mediterranean" spoke.
The old man was so thin that he seemed to die suddenly in the next second, the dog was hugging his back, wearing yellow and black striped clothes, gray shorts, and a pair of fashionable and strong Puma football boots under his feet, and the red leather was shining in the sun.
"Ahem, ahem, the squad leader comes out. ”
After a glance, there were about forty people in this group, which was actually the number of an ordinary class.
Bucktooth bumped into me again at this time, raising his eyebrows, his eyebrows were very light, and the eyebrows that looked like staves rose and fell, not good-looking, but joyful.
He seemed to be telling me to go up, but I wasn't the squad leader.
There was silence in the class, waiting for the class leader to appear.
"Where's the squad leader?" the old man lifted his frames, and I suspect it was the heavy beer bottle glasses that made his back stiffen into a half-O-shape.
The class was silent, and whispering began again.
"We haven't elected a class president yet. ”
"Yes, yes, we don't even know each other's names. ”
"Hurry up, squad leader. The old man's trembling voice seemed to be about to be angry.
"Look at the wrinkles on his face and that hip-hop dress, how old he is. Bucktooth leaned over to me and whispered.
"How can this old man have hip-hop dressed up big brother, please give me some advice. I looked at the buckteeth strangely.
The voices in the crowd suddenly became louder, and a slightly chubby boy called, "Teacher, our class has not yet elected a class president." ”
The old man groaned and looked at the fat man.
"What?" the old man looked at him angrily.
"It's over!" the fat man's face turned white, and we all knew the power of the miracle.
"It seems that this fat man is in trouble, yo~" Buckteeth waved his hands.
"Can you calm down?" I was a little nervous to be honest.
"I, I, we don't have a class leader, teacher. The fat man said with a weak heart.
"Louder!"
"Without a teacher, I was wrong. As soon as the fat man's legs were weak, he knelt down, and the people around him immediately stood up.
"This boss must have practiced hip-hop, otherwise how could he be so confident, he is a B-box master. ”
"Louder!" the old man twitched his glasses, not having the slightest scruple about the fat man who had been frightened.
"I was wrong, I don't dare!" The fat man shook off the arms of the people around him, knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed, and the skull collided with the ground with a sound, sounding painful.
When we were all attracted to look at the fat man, the old man was already standing in front of him, and the place where he walked was divided into a path by the flow of people.
The old man crouched down.
"You say what you just said, I didn't hear you clearly. ”
The fat man looked at his classmates around him in despair, hoping that they would help him, and he would be killed by the old man in the next second.
But the people around were also scared.
"Well, we don't seem to have a class leader, but we seem to have one. ”
The old man's cloudy lenses didn't know where to look, and he was silent for a moment.
He looked down at the little fat man who was crawling at his feet.
He grabbed his hair and frowned.
"I'll rub it, the old man is going to make a big move, everyone dodge. Someone in the crowd suddenly shouted, with the fat man as the center of the circle, and in an instant, everyone retreated a few meters away, leaving only the shivering little fat man who didn't dare to raise his head.
The old man grabbed his hair and stood up.
"You confuse me, so do we have a class leader or no class leader?"
Chubby's tears flowed down.
"It seems that this old man is deliberately looking for fault with him. I tilted my head and whispered to my buckteeth.
"Eun, for sure, it seems that he wants to make an example of the monkeys. ”
Someone next to him was also whispering, the basic meaning was similar to ours, and they all thought that this old man who looked weak was a devil.
"We don't have a squad leader in our class!" the fat man said loudly! The voice could be transmitted directly to Li Dai'er's position in front.
"Our class hasn't chosen a class leader yet!" the fat man said loudly again as if he was afraid that the old man a few centimeters away in front of him would not be able to hear clearly.
The old man was completely silent.
"It's over, I'm going to make a trick when I'm enraged, everyone run. Someone in the crowd shouted.
Just when the crowd was about to burst.
"I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a new class, and you haven't elected a class president yet, hahahaha. ”
actually smiled kindly and brushed the hair on the back of his head, this sentence seemed to have magical power, making the crowd that was still turbulent just now instantly petrified.
"I told you to be louder, and I didn't understand what you said later. ”
The fat man instantly became the most disgraced fat man in the world, and this also became a handle for others to laugh at him in the future.
The fat man's face gradually turned purple.
"You just want to be louder. With that, the old man turned his head to this side.
"Why are you hiding so far away?"
Suddenly, the crowd returned to their original meeting place.
"Then you should be the class leader. The old man patted the fat man on the head, and then a long pat on the head for half a century.
The fat man was still silent in sadness because of the humiliation just now, and when he heard the old man say that he wanted him to be the squad leader, the little deer bummered his heart and put it down, "Oh!" and stood up.
The fat man is a head taller than the old man, a little taller than me, and the old man should look like he should be about 1.6 meters, but if he doesn't have too much of a rickety, he should be about the same as us.
"What's your name, young man?"
"My name is Wang Yiteng, and the teacher can call me Fat Teng. ”
"Okay, we have a class leader, let's get close to me, I'm afraid you won't hear me. ”
The crowd, which had been in the gap before, tightened again, huddled together like a huge round cake, and when we could not move forward, the old man coughed and was ready to speak, then he coughed again, and finally he coughed again.
......
"He's not going to be ......," Bucktooth shook his head helplessly next to me.
Our class was embarrassed again.
"Oh yes!" the old man seemed to remember.
"I finally remembered. Bucktooth let out a sigh of relief.
"Let the squad leader tell you. The old man took out a cigarette and smoked it to himself, then smiled and patted Chubby on the shoulder.
Fat Teng looks very ordinary, not big or small eyes, not tall or short nose, not thick or thin lips, the only feature is that he is a little fat, he is wearing a Nike green jacket, pants are Adidas black, and a pair of Jordan basketball shoes under his feet, it seems that he is a guy who likes sports.
Fat Teng leaned his ear close to the old man, and although it was quiet, we all heard it.
"Teacher, what did I say, I didn't even have a small note. ”
"Oh, here. After speaking, the old man touched his trouser pocket, and after touching it for a long time, there was nothing else in it except a bag of crushed China and a pile of dust left.
"It's a lot of dust, it's been a long time since I've taken a shower. ”
"It's like this in hip-hop. ”
"I really don't understand what this has to do with hip-hop?" I looked at Bucktooth in surprise, did this guy play hip-hop and was brainwashed, or did he just escape from a hip-hop MLM organization?
There was another commotion in the crowd, and it seemed that the old man had no paper or anything with him.
"Wait for me to think about it. The old man rubbed his head vigorously, and a few remaining hairs fell out.
"Oh, that's right, you should know that there is actually no homeroom teacher at the university, but because of this, this," he said, taking a puff of his cigarette, seemingly thinking hard about what to say next.