No. 359 Ghost Cry Wolf Howl
In the middle of the Ming City, there is a Dianjiangtai that can only be used at the beginning of wars between countries! When war breaks out, the emperor will appear on Dianjiangtai!
I don't know how many years there has been no war, and this Dianjiangtai has been abandoned. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but there are people who come to clean it every day, and there is a team of soldiers patrolling day and night.
It's not very important, it's mostly symbolic.
And in recent days, because of the affairs of the Su family, there have been many masters in Mingcheng, all of whom are monks with eyes above the top, and never put ordinary laws in their eyes, which makes the emperor a headache. So all the troops in this unimportant place were withdrawn, and even many masters of the Praetorian Guard were sent.
After guarding for so many years, not to mention wasting manpower and money, and working in vain, the emperor had long wanted to transfer the guards here. After all, if anyone comes to Mingcheng to make trouble, they won't have nothing to do and choose an insignificant point, right?
The thunderous roar in the distance continues, sounding like a song?
Nima: Why is it so ugly to sing?
The singing continued, and bursts of lyrics floated over, forcibly pressing the emperor's ears to the ground and rubbing them.
"I want to fly into the sky and ...... side by side with the sun"
The emperor, who had always been calm, couldn't help but scold: "Who sings in the middle of the night? Why does Nima want to go to the sky? Why do you want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? Why don't you reach the sky without reaching out your hand!"
As soon as the words fell, the lyrics on the other side floated over again.
"....... I believe that if you reach out and touch the sky!"
Emperor: "......"
You're still doing it, aren't you?
"Guard, let me in!" the Emperor roared with anger.
"Your Majesty!" the door to the study opened, and a guard in silver-white armor walked in with a knife in his hand, kneeling on one knee and bowing his head for the emperor's order.
"Find out the singer for me! I'm going to let him, let him, let him ......," the emperor didn't know what to say for a moment.
It seems that there is no such thing as a no-singing sentence in the middle of the night in the national law?
"You go and ask people to add a song to the code first, and don't sing and disturb the people after the sun sets!
Finally, the emperor said depressedly.
"Yes!" the guard looked strange and was about to fade away, but when he inadvertently looked up, his face suddenly changed, and he suddenly drew his saber and snorted at the same time.
"There are assassins!!"
The Emperor's face was full of confusion, Assassin? Where is it? Why didn't I see it?
Bang!!
The door to the study was kicked open, and it turned 360 degrees in the air, and then fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. The corners of the emperor's eyes twitched.
My hundred-year-old phoenix sycamore wooden door!
"Where is the assassin?! Chen Dugu is here to help! Your Majesty can rest assured! The old minister will definitely protect you!"
As the door shattered, a burly figure burst into the study with a few pieces of stubble, and let out a deafening roar. A pair of tiger eyes were round, scanned left and right, and then froze on the emperor.
Before the emperor could speak, another group of murderous guards with swords rushed into the study. Without saying a word, he circled around the emperor, and the emperor in the crowd was arched around by several big buttocks, and he was dizzy.
What hurt him the most was that because he was standing on the edge of his desk, the two guards kicked the table over and then stood in front of him.
The table flipped over a few times and fell apart.
The corners of the emperor's eyes tugged at each other, and his heart was dripping blood and twitching.
My Northern Awakening Wood Table!
"I'm too late for help, please punish Your Majesty!" shouted loudly among the guards.
The Emperor almost collapsed!
How dare I punish you?! You are all special fathers! You are just saving a car, are you using it like this?
Kicked and shattered thousands of my spirit stones with two feet!
I don't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil, and salt are at home! That's all I saved from between my teeth little by little!
The emperor looked at the messy study and wanted to cry without tears.
What kind of evil have I done in my last life! God is going to send you evil stars to plague me!
Woowoo......
Dugu Man looked at the five blood marks on the emperor's face and frowned.
"This scar looks familiar...... Ah, no! Someone, go and summon the imperial doctor! Your Majesty is injured!"
The guards looked at each other and muttered in their hearts.
Why does this assassin still like to scratch people's faces now? It can't be that His Majesty started to scratch people's faces first, right?
One of the guards stood up and was about to ask the imperial doctor to come, but was stopped by the emperor.
"No, this is a misunderstanding, everyone is scattered!"
The guard stopped again, looked at Duguman, and then looked at the emperor with an embarrassed face, and didn't know what to do.
Dugu was dumbfounded, and said loudly: "Nonsense! You are the king of a country! How can you go out with a fancy face? This is a disgrace to Zhao Guo!"
The guards nodded one after another, saying yes! You are the emperor, and your face is the face of Zhao Guo! Otherwise, can you grow so big? How can the country's face be easily broken?
"What a misunderstanding!" the Emperor was a little anxious.
Damn! Lao Tzu's face was scratched, you're very happy, aren't you?
Immediately, the emperor lowered his voice and said to Duguman: "Brother, my own brother, let me go! This is your sister's scratch!"
Dugu Man's eyes widened, he scratched the emperor fiercely, and said helplessly: "Ahem, what a misunderstanding!
"Yes, brother!"
"I've said Nima eight hundred times! Call me a special general!" Dugu roared.
"Yes!
“...... Roll the calves, get angry!"
"Yes!
"Poof!" the Emperor couldn't help but laugh.
Duguman couldn't help but do it.
One of the guards was kicked out with one kick, and a large hole was made directly in the wall. The other guards all left, and the emperor's face turned green on one side.
Your sister!
If you don't have anything to smash, you will start demolishing the house!
Dugu Man turned his head and stared at the emperor viciously: "Say, why did my gentle and kind sister scratch you again? Are you looking for a concubine outside again?"
"No, brother, listen to me, it's a misunderstanding......"
The many departing guards were all hiding outside the study at the moment, their ears pressed against the wall and eavesdropping.
There was only one exception, and there was some hesitation on his face, as if he wanted to listen to it but couldn't listen to it.
"What, I still have the emperor's order here, I have to go to the Legislative Yuan to die, and you will tell me the result after listening to it in a while!"
"Go, go, don't worry!"
"Go all the way!"
"Don't bet before you go?"
The guard hesitated, but still took out a pocket and said, "There are three hundred spirit stones in here, I bet that this time Senior Brother will hit His Majesty's left eye socket!"
"Okay! The list is closed! One loses nine, and if you win, you will have three thousand spirit stones!" the guard took the pocket with a smile, then handed over a note, and then leaned on the wall to eavesdrop.
And the guard who has the order with him is running away with a smoke, if you hurry up, maybe you can come back and watch a show in a while!
On the other side, Yang Yan was still singing emotionally with the microphone in his hand. I have to say that the things produced by the Galaxy Alliance are reliable! Aside from the light effect comparable to KTV, the four buttons on the speaker alone made Yang Yan praise and praise.
Half-city mode, city-wide mode, hemisphere mode, global mode!
In other words, the sound of this speaker is enough for everyone on a planet to hear!
Half of the people in Mingcheng were awakened, and even the other half of the people in Mingcheng heard someone singing. One by one, I woke up from my dream in a daze.
Mainly, the sound is so ugly!
Requiem for Death, there is wood!
Although the sound is loud, it is only a little panicked, how can high technology shock people?
The people near the Dianjiangtai all put on their clothes and looked out, and they were suddenly dizzy by the colorful special effects.
"Demons?!"
"Is this a great grievance?
"Probably, otherwise how could it be so ugly?"
......
A patrol of monks hurriedly set off in the direction of Dianjiangtai, having just received an order from above to put this guy who didn't sleep for most of the night and cried wolf into the prison.
Save him from harming other people's ears in the future!
"My enthusiasm, ha! is like a fire, burning the whole desert uh uh~"
"Woooooooo
"When the sun sees me, it will avoid me!"
"Woooooooo
Yang Yan held the microphone in one hand, dancing his body as if he had epilepsy, and began to pollute the world with his singing voice that he thought was charming. A wire was connected between the speaker and the microphone, and the terrible sound spread throughout half of Ming City!
The greedy wolf was very excited, the genetic awakening of the night, coupled with the excitement of this new thing, so the whole wolf was Spartan!
"Woooooooo
"Woooooooo
"Woo...... Woo......!"
kept rubbing his wolf mouth against Yang Yan's microphone, so that Yang Yan had to dodge this guy's sneak attack. If one of his kisses is confessed to the greedy wolf, then Yang Yan is really not alive!
Although Yang Yan has been dodging, the greedy wolf in a state of excitement is very flexible. Plus moonshine is simply a full-stat amplification buff for it. Yang Yan had a hard time dodging.
"Okay, good, give it to you! Don't kiss me!"
In desperation, Yang Yan had no choice but to compromise. Resigned to his fate, he handed the microphone to the greedy wolf.
The greedy wolf was pleasantly surprised, and he stood up and took the microphone excitedly with a wolf paw.
"Wow~woo~~"
Yang Yan sat in the corner with his ears covered, sweating profusely. Suddenly realized, no wonder everyone described the ugly sound as a ghost crying wolf howl, I don't know what the ghost is crying, but the wolf howl is really not good!
Yang Yan pondered, after going back, he would cry the ghost of the general who lived at home, and let the greedy wolf play music next to him when the time came.
It was late at night, and Mingcheng was already dark.
But now, you can see it, as if you have been irradiated. With Dianjiangtai as the center, a circle of dark houses began to light up.
One after another figures appeared on the street blankly, looking at the brilliant brilliance on the high point platform and the constantly howling ...... Wolf??
At this moment, countless people's hearts were broken.
WTF???