Chapter 64 It's not that I can't do it, but it's not a good choice
Zhou Ru is ears moved, and when he heard this conversation, he frowned, and helplessly found that he seemed to have encountered some unfair treatment. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sure enough, a few words of conversation came from behind him, which made Zhou Ru understand a few things in his heart.
First: This is indeed a class of sword intent class.
Second: The white-haired old man in front of him is surnamed Wei, with a good name, an eccentric temperament, and an obsession with poetry.
Third: There is an old rule in this sword intent class, being late will be punished for composing poems, violating classroom discipline will be punished for composing poems, and if you don't complete your homework, you will also be punished for composing poems.
Fourth: There are five grades of poetry, one incense, two incense, three incense, four incense, and five incense.
Fifth: Punishment is also divided into five grades, the ten precepts, the twenty precepts, the thirty precepts, the forty precepts, and the most ferocious fifty precepts.
Sixth: Yesterday, Old Man Wei's wife divorced, which caused him to be in a bad mood today, hanging his eyebrows, and very violent.
Therefore, to sum up, Zhou Ru is tragic discovery, he must make a good poem with the moon as the theme in the shortest possible time, otherwise he will have to accept the most cruel punishment.
Very sad, very sad and angry, Zhou Ru wondered if he was possessed by a moldy god, why could he hit the muzzle of the gun for anything, and he was speechless!
"Noise!"
With a snap, the ring ruler was drawn on the desk, leaving a deep dent.
The white-haired old man Wei Youdao stared at the eagle-like sharp eyes, scanning the noisy classroom, which was really eerie and terrifying.
The sound of the conversation disappeared in an instant, which directly caused the palace of Nuoda to be quiet.
As if rehearsed in advance, all the disciples straightened their waists and sat upright, without squinting, looking like a good baby.
As if he was afraid that Wei Youdao would catch them, let them compose poems, and then snap and slap his palms.
However, thankfully, someone was one step ahead of them and diverted Wei Youdao's attention, like a thick shield, blocking them and absorbing all the critical hits and damage!
Let us remember him for the rest of our lives, because it was his selfless dedication that made us healthy and exempted us from the punishment of the ruler. ”
Disciple A sighed in his heart, and secretly glanced at Zhou Rusi, his eyes were full of admiration and admiration, if it was not mixed with sympathy, it would be perfect.
"Remind you, half of your time has passed. ”
Wei Youdao's eyes narrowed slightly, holding his arms and looking at Zhou Rushi expressionlessly, his voice without the slightest fireworks.
"How can this be, your incense hasn't been inserted yet!"
Zhou Ru was very angry, very angry in his heart, meowed, and said a good stick of incense! If you don't plug it in, how do I know when it starts! You are cheating! You are deliberately making things difficult!
Zhou Ru really wanted to tug at the old man's clothes and reason with him.
However, Wei Youdao didn't pay attention to him at all, he didn't even raise his eyelids, deliberately shook the ring ruler in his hand, and said to himself, "There is still a quarter left!"
"!¥%*!*%&%#*!*......#&*"
Zhou Ru was about to collapse and go violently, if there was a toilet in front of him, he would not hesitate to press Wei Youdao's head, stuff it into the toilet hard, and flush the water with him.
But there is nothing in front of him, so he can only admit it!
His brain was racing rapidly, racking his brains to recall all the poems about the moon from the first grade of primary school to the fourth grade of college, and Zhou Ru was anxious and worried for a while.
"Paralysis, I have difficulty choosing! I can look at this poem, and I think that the poem is good, I am in a dilemma, I am really sad~"
Anxious, frowning, and looking very bad.
Zhou Ru is external expression, after it was revealed, instantly attracted a large number of sympathetic eyes.
Many disciples were anxious for Zhou Ru, pinching the time with their fingers, and shouting anxiously in their hearts: "Hurry up! The time is coming, no matter how good or bad, make it a success!"
Cold sweat appeared on his forehead, and Zhou Ru frowned and pondered.
Playing with the ring ruler in his hand, Wei Youdao sneered at Sen Sen.
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
。。。。。。
With a loud "pop", the ring ruler was once again drawn on the desk, and it slapped on the desk of the yamen like a startled tree, directly announcing that Zhou Ru was guilty and should be punished with fifty lashes.
The wordless announcement of the verdict made many disciples in the hall cover their eyes and couldn't bear to look at it again!
It seems that the next moment Zhou Ruyi's palm will be splashed with blood, and it will not form a shape!
However, there is no way out of doubt, and there is always a village full of twists and turns! Life is always full of twists and turns, and things will always take a turn for the better!
The scene that the disciples expected did not happen.
Because of a calm "Slow!"
stopped Wei Youdao's swing of the ring ruler, and made all the disciples open their eyes again and look at them in amazement!
"It's not that I can't make poems!, but I have written too much, and I don't know which one to choose?"
Zhou Ru scratched his head, his face was melancholy, he looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and his eyes were gray and melancholy.
If, at this time, a director asks Zhou Ru to play "The King of Pretending to be B", I believe that this movie will definitely become popular in China, Asia, the earth, and the universe!
"I'll go! What did he say?"
"I heard you right!"
Disciple B looked confused, turned his head to look at Disciple C beside him, his face was full of disbelief!
Disciple C was also stunned, he was also wondering if he was dreaming, so he raised his hand and gave Disciple B a slap, well, it was very loud, very crisp, not dreaming.
In such a situation, the disciples in the hall performed wildly, and everyone did not expect that this new disciple would say such a thing at this point in time, in front of so many people!
"Heh! You can't be stupid, right? Although we sympathize with you, you don't have to pretend like that! Be modest, be a good man, hey!"
"Modesty? What is that word? I can't write."
Zhou Ru sat cross-legged, looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and raised his head again, he was really coquettish!
After posing for a long time, Zhou Ru finally felt that he was almost handsome, so he shifted his attention to Wei Youdao.
At this time, Wei Youdao, who had white hair fluttering, his face was sinking like water, and the hand holding the ring ruler trembled slightly, obviously enduring anger very hard.
He didn't expect that the freshman in front of him would be so arrogant, saying that 'it's not that he can't do it, but that he has done too much, and it's not easy to choose', this should really be unbearable for uncles and aunts!
What is poetry, elegant things! It's not about choosing words and making sentences, you can do whatever you want, and you can open your mouth and come!
Meow! Look at the old man who doesn't smoke you!