918.Chapter 918 - The Big Mouth of Terror
What is this? Why is it so wicked? Does she have four souls?
Legend has it that there is an evil ghost in hell, called Mantang, this Mantang is a three-headed demon, don't look at only one body, but the three heads have three souls and three minds. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info they are usually fine, but when they encounter disputes, they will quarrel non-stop.
The brothers were still anxiously waiting for Yuuka, not hearing the conversation outside. It's not that they didn't hear, it's that their eyes and ears have long been blindfolded.
There was a door in the outer room, and the window of this door was made of white paper, and Wushuang walked to the door and gently cracked a hole in the window paper with his fingers. One eye leaned over to look out, and in front of the stove outside the house, Granny Bai pinched her waist with a shrewd expression, and she chattered and quarreled with the three guys.
She kept changing her expression and tone, constantly changing her identity, sometimes playing herself, sometimes playing the three guys. This scene frightened Wushuang and frightened, it was so weird, it was like having a split personality.
Once Wushuang had also experienced many incredible adventures, each time he saw something that did not belong to this world, and this time, the strangeness of the white granny seemed to be beyond the scope of what he could bear. What the hell is this? Are there so many souls in one body?
"What's so hard about that? He's an evil demon, but he hasn't had a demonic attack yet, and he's the same person as us. People are greedy, as long as they give him what he wants, he will obey us. The hippie man called the blackback said.
"Hmph, blackback, you are talking big again, you have the ability to think about it, if you have a way to subdue him, I will not object, but this pot of fresh and tender human tofu will be left to my mother-in-law! Saying this, the white lady suddenly opened her mouth in the direction of the door, how big can that mouth be? The big one hung her entire cheeks on the ground, and her left and right mouths were like a black hole, which could hold all living beings in the world.
Wushuang's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, my good man, what kind of monster is this? With such a big mouth, he can swallow a big living person.
Granny Bai's mouth was like a black hole, and her throat, stomach, and stomach could be clearly seen inside. She retched, and suddenly a man dressed in black flew out of it, standing on the ground two heads taller than her. Oh my God! How did she do that? She had a taller person inside her? How was that possible?
"Come on, come on, the brothers have come out to comment, this white mother-in-law is getting more and more domineering!"
Granny Bai spit out two men one after another, one with a full beard, like a hunter, and a villain with a thief's eyebrows, rats, sharp eyes, and monkey cheeks.
"Don't quarrel, we won't get anything out of it if we provoke Kikige. The black-faced Orion said.
Are they talking about the little girl's dark clouds? It seems that all of them, except for the white mother-in-law, are afraid of the dark clouds. But this girl is nothing special, is she? Several of them should be goblins with good manners, how can they be afraid of her?
"What does it taste like? It looks like wine...... I don't want anything, I don't want anything, you can discuss what you like, I want the wine they brought! Blackback shook his nose and sniffed the liquor they had brought.
Mongolian people are good at drinking, especially when the weather is cold, they like to drink to keep warm, people say that Northeast people don't want to drink alcohol, and they say that Northeast people drink and drink hard, so generally southerners don't like to eat with Northeast people, Northeast people will always say that if you don't drink alcohol, you won't give face, although you are very enthusiastic, but it seems full of ruffians. But the Northeast people are afraid to drink with the Mongolians, the Mongolians have a good physique, and the liquor is all about the pound, and they are more hospitable than the Northeast people, and the friend's wine, no matter whether they can drink or not, how much wine, they have to drink it all, that is the way of hospitality.
Yun Qiang likes to carry a wine bag on his body, and the other brothers also carry one around their waists. No, the smell of wine makes the black-backed hungry saliva out of it.
Wushuang has an evil smile on his mouth, there is a way, he is not afraid of anything else, he is afraid that they don't need it, as long as they have a need, there is a way to deal with it.
He pulled the wine bag from Yun Qiang's waist and unscrewed the lid, and in an instant, the aroma of the wine became even stronger, filling the entire room, and the smell was intoxicating.
Squeak......
Musou pushed the door open. First he took a big sip in front of them, and then wiped the corners of his mouth.
"Ah!! cool! What, Granny Bai, these are all your friends? Don't say to introduce them? Come on, come on, you're all friends, you're welcome, drink!" Wushuang threw the wine bag to Blackback, who was still a little worried at first, and couldn't help but look back at Granny Bai, who also squeezed her eyebrows at him. This group of guys is not given for nothing, those who can cultivate in this deep mountain and old forest will not have a low IQ, seeing that Wushuang deliberately wants to get them drunk.
"What? Don't you think the juniors' wine tastes good? Okay, then I'll drink it myself!" Wushuang tilted his neck, took another sip, and after this sip, the fragrant liquor that he drank directly spilled all over his body.
The black back immediately couldn't stand it, I don't know what this guy is and turned into a sperm, he actually stretched out his tongue and licked it on Wushuang's chest, until he licked all the wine that Wushuang leaked out.
"Blackback, isn't it a shame?" said Granny Bai. But it was clear that Blackback was not afraid of Granny White, and no matter what she said, his eyes were always greedily looking at the wine sac in his hands.
"Shame on you, shame on whom? If you don't drink, then you're a man?" Wushuang provoked, and threw the rest of the wine to Blackback, who couldn't wait, he directly poured the wine bag, opened his big mouth, and then, the liquor poured into his stomach. After a while, his face turned red, and every belch was full of alcohol.
"Hmph......" Wushuang smirked.
"Blackback, you kid......" Blackback drank all the sacks of liquor, which was so bad for the other two men that they finally couldn't help it, and accused Blackback of not keeping wine for him.
"Two, don't worry, the wine is all there, as long as you treat the juniors as friends, you can drink enough!" Wushuang turned around and went back to the house, and took off five wine bags from the waists of his brothers. He said in his heart, this is a group of goblins who are greedy for wine.
"Forehead......" The black-faced Orion drank all the two wine sacs, he fell to the ground, and the blackface also changed color, and a wine burp was estimated to have lit a fire in front of him, and it was able to breathe fire in an instant.
Granny Bai watched these three uncompetitive guys drink, although she hated them in her heart, but these goblins all like to drink, she held her saliva in her mouth, she clenched her fists and was still suffering.