Chapter 136: Using Condoms Skillfully
readx;? Da Fei was crawling forward with his head down, and suddenly hit Hu Lin's ass with his head! Seeing Hu Lin stop moving, he asked, "What's wrong? Why don't you leave?"
Hu Lin said in a trembling voice, "Look ahead—"
Da Fei used a flashlight to shine forward behind Hu Lin, and saw that the hole in front of him suddenly became smaller, as if a small hole had been opened after the surface had collapsed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Such a small hole, only badgers can enter and exit, and people can only burrow their heads into it! But what is striking is not the entrance of the cave, but the scene at the entrance of the cave—
I saw a group of badgers going in and out of the hole, some digging with their short front paws to widen the burrow, and some carrying the earth to the outside of the cave!
Both of them looked at it in amazement, and saw that the hole, which was still very small just now, was expanding little by little in the busyness of this group of badgers—
In less than half an hour, a hole that could accommodate a person to crawl in and out was dug out, and the moonlight could be seen outside along the hole!
The badgers all ran out of the hole after digging the hole and disappeared, and the white-haired badger king took a deep look at Hu Lin, nodded, turned around and jumped out of the hole—
Hu Lin hurriedly climbed out of the cave, a cool breeze blew in his face, the world suddenly opened up, and Hu Lin came out of the cave and returned to the ground again!
He didn't realize the mood after he came out, he stood up and looked for the badger king everywhere, and saw a large group of badgers go away in the moonlight, and behind the badger herd jumped up and down a white shadow, it was the three-legged white-haired badger king!
Da Fei also came out, standing behind Hu Lin and looking at the direction of the badger herd, he said with emotion: "I didn't expect them to save us in the end, it seems that this beast is human!"
Hu Lin was silent, and he faintly felt in his heart that this badger king seemed to recognize himself-
A cool breeze blew, and the two of them felt a chill. Da Fei was even more excited by the wind, he lowered his head sideways and looked at his pants with his half-pulled buttocks, and said angrily: "Damn, it's not good to break it, if you don't ask Lao Tzu to show your ass, how can you see people!"
Hu Lin snickered, but looked at his chest, his clothes were also torn, and he thought that the claws on the badger king's single leg were really sharp!
Hu Lin looked at his surroundings and said, "It's so dark, I don't know what time it is, are we on the other side of the mountain?"
Da Fei heard Hu Lin ask what time it was, so he went to touch the mobile phone in his pocket, touched it twice, and didn't find the phone, it should have been lost somewhere, and now it is nowhere to be found!
Da Fei said helplessly: "I lost my phone, my clothes are torn, but fortunately, my life is still there! I don't know how much this scale is worth, Boss Li died inside, who will sell it to?
Da Fei mentioned the dragon scale bone fragment, and Hu Lin said thoughtfully: "Should we call the police, someone must be dead?"
"Big brother, how do we explain what happened after calling the police? What do we explain ourselves? What will the police do with us?
Hu Lin thought about it, there are many things in it that can't be explained, and calling the police will be troublesome! Besides, Boss Li may have been turned into ashes by a fire along with those vampires, and he can't explain it when he goes to the police!
Hu Lin looked at the hole made by the badger and said, "This place is very dangerous, we should destroy this place, so that no one else will enter and hurt their lives!"
Da Fei said: "If you fill in the hole, it's over, and who will come here!"
Hu Lin said: "No, it's too sloppy, once there is danger, it is not ordinary danger! Think of those vampires, and Woodman Alley!"
Da Fei heard that there were many dangers underground, whether people entered or things inside came out, it was an extremely dangerous thing! Thinking about it, he suddenly said: "There is! Don't we still have explosives! Use explosives to blow up the standing well we came out of, and no one will enter it except for those badgers and ground lice in the future! Even the hole we entered, we will also blow it up, and this will be over!"
"Well! that's all. After Hu Lin finished speaking, he went to Da Fei's back to take off the backpack and open it, and took out the remaining three tubes of explosives inside.
Hu Lin looked at the fuse on the detonator with the help of explosives, it was too short, and this fuse could be delayed for five seconds. I verified it when I fried the ancient cordyceps!
Da Fei saw Hu Lin taking out the explosives and was in a daze, so he asked, "What's the matter? What do you think of again?"
Hu Lin took the explosives and said: "The fuse is too short, there is no way to drill into the hole and ignite the detonation!"
Da Fei looked at the fuse on the explosive in Hu Lin's hand, and then looked at the hole dug by the badger. Above the entrance of this cave is a steep rocky cliff, two or three meters high. There is a slope up the hill, which should lead to the top of the mountain. The entrance to the cave is halfway up the mountain, surrounded by dwarf shrubs.
Da Fei looked at it and said: "You don't need to drill into the hole, you just need to dig up the badger group to open this explosion, you see these dirt and rocks on the top of this, it will definitely seal the hole tightly!"
Hu Lin listened to what Da Fei said made sense, but he still said worriedly: "Although I don't know how to blast, but if you want to blow up this hole, you have to fix the explosives inside, and if you have a strong point to blast, it will be powerful, otherwise it will be the same as putting a cannon into battle!"
Hu Lin looked at the explosives and said: "This fuse is too short, if it is only broken in the hole, not only will the area of the landslide be limited, but the sound will also alarm the villages in the distance! If someone comes to check, they will soon find this place!"
Da Fei was also stumped, because he was not afraid of anything else. I'm afraid that the explosion will be too loud and disturb the nearby villagers and attract the police, but it will be a big trouble!
Da Fei was speechless, put down his backpack and rummaged around, trying to see if there was anything useful inside. In fact, there was nothing left in the bag, except for some food and drink, and Hulin's brick, only the three scaly fragments and some fried little things. As he pulled these things, he said, "I don't know where I lost that broken flare gun, otherwise I could use it to ignite the explosives in the hole." And you can sell it for money!"
Hu Lin looked at Da Fei rummaging through his backpack, thinking about the flare gun, and he was also thinking, when did this flare gun not have, it seems that there are still two flares!
Hu Lin was thinking wildly, when he suddenly shouted, "There is—"
Da Fei's voice jumped down Hu Lin, and immediately looked at Da Fei-
And I saw that he had a small square box in his hand, and he was rejoicing alone!
"Why are you so surprised?"
Da Fei shook the locket in Hu Lin's hand and said, "What are you looking at?"
Hu Lin stepped forward to take a closer look, and couldn't help but smile slightly on his face: "Isn't this Boss Li's condom!
Da Fei smiled and said, "What do you think I can do with it? Look at your obscene face!
Listening to the big choreography himself, Hu Lin didn't care, but listened to the idea that he wanted to use this thing to make a slingshot, which made him suddenly!
I saw Da Fei open the box of the condom, poured out all the pouches inside, tore them one by one, and said while tearing: "I will connect these rubber bands in a while, and you climb into the hole two or three meters to fix the rubber bands and make a big slingshot." Then he cut open the leather satchel and wrapped the three tubes of explosives in the skin, so that it would not be smashed through the wax paper when it shot into the hole. As long as this explosive can be lost five or six meters in the hole, no one will find this hole for hundreds of years!"
Hu Lin saw him and connected a box of condoms! This long rubber band is not only tough, but also very strong!
Hu Lin used a dagger to cut open the leather bag left by the foreigner's corpse, cut it into a wide strip of leather, and tightly wrapped the three tubes of explosives, revealing only one end of the fuse.
When this was done, Hulin went to cut down two more branches. With the rubber band that Da Fei had connected, he picked up the armory shovel and went into the cave that the badger had dug for them!
A little more than two meters into the body, it was used on the left and right walls of the cave, and two branches were nailed into it with an arsenal shovel, and the two sections of rubber bands were connected to the branches, and they retreated little by little.
Da Fei saw Hu Lin exiting in the cave, pulling the rubber band connected to the condom in his hand, he put the wrapped explosive bag on the big slingshot, and faced the inside of the cave, ready -
Hu Lin tugged at the rubber band at the entrance of the cave and nodded to Da Fei. Da Fei took out the antique lighter, "snapped" and shook off the cover, lit the lighter with a "stab", and pointed a little at the fuse, and the fuse "smack" came out of white smoke-
Hu Lin was optimistic about the timing, and as soon as he let go of his hands, a simple explosive bag was taken by the rubber warp and shot into the cave-
Da Fei didn't care whether the explosives were in or not, lit the fuse, turned around and pulled the backpack and ran!
After Hu Lin shot the explosive bag into the cave, he looked back and saw that Da Fei had already jumped out of the distance, like a wild horse monkey!
Hu Lin also knew the danger, and after scolding him mentally for being unjust, he also ran wildly with the armory shovel!
The two of them hadn't run far before they heard a dull explosion behind them—
"Boom", the ground trembled-
Hu Lin and Da Fei looked back, and saw that the short cliff just now had collapsed, and many rubbles of different sizes were rolling down towards the two of them—
"Fuck it! I ran in the wrong direction, I should have run sideways, why did I run down, I had to be buried-" Da Fei yelled as he ran wildly!
Hu Lin glanced back at the stones that had rolled down, and shouted, "It's not too late to run sideways now, run!"
These two people, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, ran and jumped under their feet, and ran down the mountain in an oblique direction!
The small stones that were chasing them didn't roll far before they were stopped by the dwarf trees that were blocking them. And the big stone, as if with eyes, followed them closely, rolled and chased after them—