No. 243 Celestial Banquet
Yang Yan showed his sincerity, and before he started to talk about business, he gave out red envelopes first. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 After waiting for a while, he found that the God of Kitchen had not contacted him, Yang Yan was a little puzzled, and typed and asked, "Fellow Chef God, I don't know if you can receive my gift?"
The kitchen god finally crawled out from under the huge sea beast's body, and when he heard Yang Yan's words, a mouthful of blood spurted out. It was angry and hurtful.
The golden kitchen knife was very sharp, and it passed through the instep of the kitchen god's body, leaving a huge wound, even if the kitchen god had an immortal body, he couldn't protect himself. Moreover, there was a sharp qi in the kitchen knife that entered the body of the kitchen god, making it difficult for him to heal the wound on his foot, so that the blood could not stop flowing.
The kitchen god cried and was very helpless.
This kitchen knife was given by Taishang Laojun, and it was specially used to deal with some hard ingredients! Although the kitchen god has an immortal position, his strength is not high, and he can't even defeat some of the heavenly soldiers guarding the South Heavenly Gate. If he encounters some powerful immortal beast ingredients, he can't cook them with his cultivation alone, so Taishang Laojun gave him this kitchen knife. At this moment, I hurt myself by mistake.
"Oh my kitchen! Dragon King of the Four Seas!"
Looking at the kitchen that was tossed into ruins by a large octopus, the kitchen god wanted to cry without tears. Why did you send the Dragon King of the Four Seas to harm me like this?
Then, the kitchen god's eyes were cold, and he gritted his teeth in a low voice and said: "Dragon King of the Four Seas, don't think that I, Yi Yin, am afraid of you! You have delayed Your Majesty's banquet, see that I don't join you!"
Then, the kitchen god looked at the big octopus and said hatefully: "It's just a demon animal! How can you be so powerful, next time I must ask someone to carve a formation in the kitchen!
Yang Yan waited for a long time and found that this kitchen god didn't reply for some reason. Very depressed, sighed, and said to himself: "I didn't expect the dignified kitchen god to take my benefits and not do anything!
Since the way of the kitchen god can't go through, Yang Yan is fortunate to be replaced. After thinking about it for a long time, I felt that it was better not to show my face in front of the public, and only by remaining mysterious could I eat it! Then, Yang Yan's eyes rolled and he remembered a familiar character!
Monkey king!
"Hehe, there must be a lot of good things in the hands of the Great Sage, if you can learn the seventy-two changes or somersault clouds or something, then you can earn it!"
In Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong was eating barbecue, holding a bamboo skewer that he had refined with mana, and there were several prawns and crabs on the bamboo skewers, all of which were aquariums in the sea. It was shrunk by him with mana, but in fact, each one was a large raw seafood more than ten meters long!
Chewie!
Suddenly, Sun Wukong sneezed, touched his nose, and laughed: "Which one is this scolding my old grandson? Oh, it must be a few long worms in the sea!
But it was said that the kitchen god found the fairy doctor, and after healing the wound on his foot, he secretly said that it was broken. Hurry back to the kitchen, it's almost too late.
Today, the Jade Emperor held a banquet and invited all the immortals. The kitchen god planned to behave well, but he didn't expect the Dragon King of the Four Seas to secretly interfere and destroy the kitchen, which is good, and there is no place to cook.
However, the kitchen god is not too anxious, there is still a period of time before the feast, which is enough for him to prepare again. It's just that the problem in this kitchen is not easy to solve, and I have to ask the immortal craftsman to repair it, and I don't know if I can catch up in time.
Maybe you'll get lucky if you've been cheated for a long time!
After Lu Ban heard about the collapse of the imperial dining room, he hurriedly brought a group of disciples to help. The kitchen was quickly renovated, and it was impossible to see the ruins just now.
The kitchen god was grateful to Dade and burst into tears. Soon put into the stir-fry, after all, this banquet must not be sloppy, it must be perfect!
Zao-kun watched coldly, and then left.
Soon, a table of food was freshly baked. The chef took out his housekeeping skills, and was stunned to make all the dishes before the banquet began!
The bell rings and the feast begins!
A beautifully dressed maid brought the dishes of the kitchen god to the table in front of the immortals, and at the same time, the immortals of the Moon Palace were dancing, beautiful and unbelievable.
The Jade Emperor sat on the first seat, raised his hand and waved, and said with a smile: "Banquet, start!"
The immortals laughed and picked up their wine glasses, pushing each other's glasses to change them. Seeing this scene, the kitchen god breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately!
The Jade Emperor picked up a mouthful of food and put it in his mouth and tasted it carefully. As he chewed, his face was not quite right, and he looked at the dishes in front of him strangely, and then stretched out his chopsticks to other dishes.
After carefully tasting each dish, the Jade Emperor put down his chopsticks, took a sip of wine, and frowned deeply. The immortals below also ate their dishes after a round of drinking. They acted the same as the Jade Emperor, tasted a bite, their faces were strange, then tried other dishes, and finally put down their chopsticks.
The face of the kitchen god changed, he didn't know what was going on, and he was very anxious. He stood up abruptly and asked with a smile, "Your Majesty, all the immortals, but the dishes are not to your taste?"
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "Aiqing's craftsmanship is excellent!"
The immortals echoed: "Excellent, excellent!"
The chef's face was overjoyed, and the Jade Emperor then said: "But why is there stinky tofu in every dish? It tastes weird!"
Everyone nodded: "Yes!
The chef was dumbfounded, a little dazed, when did I put stinky tofu in the dish? Besides, even if I put it, I can't put it in every dish, right?
The barefoot immortal looked left and right, and then lowered his head and did not speak, which was very conspicuous among the immortals.
The Jade Emperor asked, "Barefoot Great Immortal, you look left and right, and bow your head and say nothing, what does this mean?"
All the immortals looked at the barefoot immortal together, all with curiosity. I don't know what the hell he's up to.
The barefoot immortal was a little embarrassed, looked at the kitchen god, and said, "This, Your Majesty the Jade Emperor! ”
"But it doesn't hurt to say that. ”
The barefoot immortal glanced at the kitchen god, gritted his teeth, looked open, and said, "Back to Your Majesty! I think the strange taste in this dish is not stinky tofu......! Smelly feet!"
The kitchen god's face was ugly, and he said, "What does this mean, Daxian, how can there be feet in this dish...... Smelly feet?"
The more he talked about the kitchen god, the more panicked he became, and he finally remembered a crucial event!
The kitchen knife was pulled out of his foot and the blood was not stained, and he was so busy that he forgot about it!
He looked down at his feet with a weak heart, there was a faint pain, but what hurt even more was the heart of the kitchen god!
The dishes eaten by the Jade Emperor have indirectly touched his own feet!? Why am I so proud to think about it?
The barefoot immortal said embarrassedly: "This, because I have always been barefoot, so I have a sensitivity to foot odor that is different from ordinary people. I dare to conclude that the taste in this dish is the smell of feet!"
The kitchen god was already sweating profusely, and his gaze at the barefoot immortal was filled with despair.
Nima, you even went to study the smell of your feet?!