The saddest thing in the world is that you are obviously a gentleman, but when you say that you are a boy, others do not believe you at all, and those who are willing to believe you treat you as the legendary "cute boy", and it is clear that I am currently experiencing this greatest sorrow in life. *

However, I managed to convince the girls with a certain stunt, which was to hold down the buttocks of a female player twice and say exactly what the hips were. Well, it's that simple, although I was quickly confused by the other party's various skills.

After tidying up, I followed Crescent into the fortress, and the NPC guards on both sides just gave us a faint look and didn't react otherwise. Each of these NPCs has its own name, and it's definitely not something like the "Burnt Ridge Fortress Guard". In the game, they are all living beings, and players who use virtual projection devices to enter the game have a deeper understanding of this.

After passing through many fortifications and several inner walls, we finally reached the entrance to the main hall in the very center of the fortress. There, everyone was stopped by NPC guards and checked the letter of introduction from Uncle Goode before they were released.

Several elite NPCs in the main hall were gathered around a table, as if they were discussing something, and when they saw us come in, they stopped and turned their heads to look.

Strange, I thought that Xiao Wu would mess around in this main hall, but no one was there. Did I guess wrong?

"Is it another group of new adventurers?" said a middle-aged man with a brown beard and a bright red cloak behind his shiny plate armor, who should be the leader. "I'd love to welcome you, but it's really useless to say anything at this juncture. The monsters outside are gathering an army and preparing to attack, so if you don't want to be swept in, you can leave. ”

Strange, why are you driving people away?Ah, speaking of which, the person who took over the task was Senior Sister Blue Feather, and we were just natural companions......

Tears flowed down my face, and I realized once again how superficial I really was.

Crescent Moon obviously figured out what was going on, and patted me on the head with a smile and said, "Looks like we'd better wait to call Miss Blue Feather back and come here again, now let's go find out what those guild members are doing with me." ”

After taking two deep breaths and calming down, I looked at the uncle who had the words "General Speer" written on the blood note on his head not far away and said, "Uh, I'm sorry uncle, do you know where the adventurers who arrived before us are at the moment?"

This would never have happened to NPCs in other games, but Erosion is different. Uncle General immediately replied without hesitation: "Most of them are in the dungeon. Because an adventurer captured an otherworldly monster instead of an erosion creature. It's being locked up there now. It attracted many people to see the excitement. ”

Dungeon P1AY ...... I immediately shook my head violently, threw something terrible out of my head, thanked them, and exited the hall with Crescent.

"Aha, those bastards look like they're itching. Xinyue couldn't help but smile with a very strange expression on her face, "I need to carry them and talk about their future life goals." Don't any of you stop me!"

No, no, no. The person who really brought them bad was Xiao Wucai, right? Although they are also at fault when they get together to join in the fun.

The angry crescent moon trampled the ground into an earth-shattering stride into the dungeon, and we didn't dare to stop it in a cold sweat. But after seeing Xiao Wu, the onlookers and the legendary heroine of another world, we realized that what was being staged in front of us was not the intense love action movie we imagined. It's a bloody drama that makes people break their temperament, no, I mean tear-jerking.

The monster in the cell does resemble the succubus in the classic demonic works, except that the skin is light purple and shows signs of corruption, which makes it completely uninteresting to mention. Xiao Wu held a roast chicken (a prop for the game character to eat) outside the cell door, and kept teasing the monster inside, and his mouth was full of words: "Be my slave, this roast chicken is yours." Otherwise, I'll strip you naked and drag you out to show you!Kukuku, it's useless to resist, scream, or beg for mercy, only to accept my absolute domination is your only way to live!"

"Let's go, Bubbles. After staring at the spot for a long time, I decisively pulled the sleeve of the burly man next to me and said, "We went to the wrong set." ”

Baozi obviously didn't react: "Running to the wrong set?

"Ah, this is clearly the evil demon king is trying to conquer the heroine with various seemingly evil but actually painful methods, but in fact, the effect will be greater by force, but the demon king of the circle nine is stunned and does not use the result, and the result has been dragged until the heroic and fearless aura is haunted, no matter how you fight, you can't kill the scene in the classic royal road plot of the classic royal road plot that comes to the door to kill the big demon king and hug the beauty.,And our nonsensical funny light novel has nothing to do with half a pack of spicy strips.。 ”

was originally angry, but after seeing the actual situation, he was instantly embarrassed that the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, and the crescent moon couldn't help but squirt out on the spot.

The elder was very moving, and Xiao Wu and the others immediately noticed us. The members of the group were okay and greeted Crescent Moon with straight expressions, while a guy with a roast chicken in his hand didn't have the slightest intention of restraining himself and greeted us with a smile: "Yo, Mei Lulu, you're finally here, come and see how the new toy I grabbed is." ”

"I think you can try something else, like Queen of Blades or something. I couldn't help pinching the bridge of my nose and sighed deeply, "At least people can communicate, and this one in front of me can only be treated as a beast." ”

"What you're waiting for is your complaint!" Xiao Wu shouted with excitement on his face, "Otherwise, what's the point of me showing off here alone?"

I turned around and left: "Go back and wash and sleep." ”

"Don't!" Xiao Wu hurriedly threw away the roast chicken in his hand and rushed towards me, the latter turned three hundred and sixty degrees in the air and fell right next to the cell door, and was dragged in by the monster inside, "Aren't we good ace partners, how can you bear to leave me alone?"

"Who is a good partner with you, I don't remember that I joined your undisciplined funny show!" I could only stop and look up at him angrily when I was blocked by Xiao Wu, "Shaking the burden and losing the discipline are completely two different concepts, and you can't even tell the difference between the two, and you still want me to complain on the side? You can't help but underestimate the great profession of Tucao service!"

"I don't think this profession is great......"

Crescent Moon clapped her hands vigorously beside her, interrupting our daily routine, which was likely to unfold indefinitely, and said earnestly to the members of the Scattered People's Group, "Don't worry about this for now. What are you guys doing here when you're not busy preparing for war? Are the girls in the guild tired of seeing it and planning to change it?"

When everyone heard this, they immediately laughed.

"Give me what to do, don't waste time. ”

Crescent Moon said and then summoned a few of his men to lead and command them separately, looking very busy, while I, Xiao Wu, and Bubble took advantage of this free time to walk to the cell and carefully examine the strange creatures inside.

I've never heard of anyone who can take monsters back in the wild as captives, and the NPC guarding at the gate is a big problem. But Xiao Wu did it, and I don't know what method he used, or was it just because the IQ of the NPCs in the game was too high?

"Xiao Wu, has it been like this since you captured it?" I said to the succubus who was grinning at everyone in the cell.

"Ah, and I didn't say half a word, just like the table after the encounter between the monster in the wild and the player. Xiao Wu scratched his scalp with a little pain and sighed, "Yes, how can a monster specially designed to be defeated by players and provide them with experience points have the communication ability of an NPC? ”

Wouldn't it be nice to say that you want to scratch your tongue earlier, and you have to lose the lower limit of the festival to the kind of Cheng dù that can only cause misunderstandings to be happy?

"You're thinking too much. I couldn't help but hold my forehead with my hands in a cold sweat when I heard this, "No matter how real this world is, it's just a game, how can it be possible for you to catch monsters and miscellaneous soldiers and torture information? Ah, that's why you let the bubbles go?"

Xiao Wu was noncommittal about this, waved his hand casually and walked towards the entrance of the dungeon and said, "Well, anyway, I just returned to the fortress and received this kind of big task that looks scary to death, and it will definitely not work if I don't think of a way to prepare." So bubbles, how did your reconnaissance go?"

The big guy who was named was not suitable for stealth reconnaissance in his own profession, so he could only spread his hands a little helplessly and said: "I was just approached by the monster's scout, and I didn't expect a group to run out of it after me, and I could only escape back in the end." In other words, I didn't really have anything useful. ”

I guessed that this would be the case, and it seemed necessary to have Crescent arrange for a special thief to go and find out the situation.

Xiao Wu patted his friend's shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, at least we already know that the other party's defense is very tight." Mmmm, that's a great achievement, the girl in the cell rewarded you. ”

"Get out!" (To be continued!)

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