Chapter 40: Senior, Kick Me Too
Gu Fengchen tried hard to keep himself smiling, ordinary people are reluctant to show their true colors in front of such a big man, and now, he is not familiar with this big man, of course, he has to give him the best impression. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Do you know? In my life, there have been a few people who hit me in the face, and their fate was very sad....... "The man's eyes were like knives, and Gu Fengchen shuddered, like falling into an ice cave.
"In my early years, a wicked young man slapped me in the face, and I cut off his hands, and I was forced to run away from home because of this incident. Years later, I hanged him on the famous Yin-Yang Mountain in my hometown. When I was practicing, a fellow disciple gave me a slap in the face, and later, I went to his door and dragged him to his death. And you, now you have slapped me in the face, you have a lot of guts!"
Generally speaking, a slap in the face of such a big guy and being told so badly by this big guy that anyone should say "I'm sorry" or "I didn't mean to!" or something like that.
However, this guy actually looked at the big man with a grin and said lightly:
"Your skin is so thick, my hands are all crushed, the skeleton of my body, along with my temperament and fragile heart, have fallen to the ground gorgeously, your skin is so thick, how can you have such a thick skin?"
The eyes of the three old monsters all fell, and immediately, they reacted and stopped loudly: "Gu Fengchen, shut up!"
Then, the old monster named Dongfang Xiang actually knelt on the ground on one knee and kowtowed to this magnificent man: "Meet the seniors, the great kindness of the predecessors to the heavens and the hundred clans, the small ones have always been in mind....... This yellow-mouthed child, he is a stubborn child, don't worry about him seniors, he was also out of kindness at the beginning. ”
"Hahaha. The majestic man looked up to the sky and laughed, and said to Dongfang Xiang, who was kneeling down, "Boy, you are really ignorant, give you two choices......"
However, before he finished his words, the Doom Immortal Grass actually grabbed his ears!
"No regrets, you still like pranks so much, don't scare people, okay?"
What kind of script is this?
The three old monsters looked at each other, not knowing whether it was better to get up or continue to kneel. No matter from that point of view, this majestic man is worthy of their bowing.
"Get up, three!" said the Doom Fairy Grass, "No Regrets is such a person, his greatest strength is to be scary!"
Hong Wuregret, this famous man actually smiled happily: "Xiao Chiyo, you are talking nonsense again, my greatest specialty is killing, scary things, I definitely don't like to do it." ”
However, the smile on his face was very warm.
"You must have a lot of questions to ask, if you are very curious, you can ask, but if you don't answer, it depends on my mood, a senior like me is actually very fond of instructing the younger generation! You can go to the bath and change clothes, find a very formal place, light incense, so that it seems very sincere, in that case, maybe I will tell some secrets. ”
God, where is there a trace of the appearance of a senior master?
Gu Fengchen felt a sense of powerlessness, how could this person be Hong Wuregret? That evil thought was more similar to the legendary Hong Wuregret. This look is not a senior master at all, it is simply the demeanor that a charlatan should have!
"No regrets!" said the Doom Fairy Grass again, "Can you speak well?"
"Well, I've been talking well, little Chiyo ......" The expression on Hong Wuregret's face was very funny, which made Gu Fengchen couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Hong Wuregret glared at Gu Fengchen, like this, he really didn't look like a senior master at all, but an uncle next door, "Boy, you dare to laugh when you shouldn't laugh, I will make you cry!"
....... That's too speechless.
"Are you really Hong Wuregret?" Gu Fengchen was defeated, he couldn't help but doubt the identity of this person, how could the legendary great man who stood on the top of the sky and the earth and made meritorious contributions be such a comic?
"Boy, you are challenging my dignity!" Hong Wuregret scolded Gu Fengchen, "Those who challenge my dignity, generally speaking, will not end well......"
"No regrets, get ......," said the doom fairy grass.
"Boys, haven't you seen anything yet?" Hong Wuregret didn't care about the Doom Immortal Grass at this time, and directly ignored it and said, "Boys, can't you still see what you should do?
.......
"Uh-huh....... The three old guys really didn't understand what the big man was going to do, so they could only perfunctory.
"Uh-huh...... It's not dark, why can't you wait so much?"
"The child can be taught!" Hong Wuregret said with a big prick, at this time, the calamity fairy grass was annoyed, and his face was flushed.
Dongfang Xiang, this old monster, these finally understood, copied the ancient wind and dust in front of the big tomb, and disappeared in a hurry.......
Behind, Hong Wuregret's heroic laughter came.
"Boy, this is your supreme opportunity!" Dongfang Xiang muttered at the entrance of this small world, "This senior Hong, it is really a meritorious creation, you see, my tongue and flesh have been reactivated by him....... I really didn't expect him to wake up......"
Dongfang Xiang couldn't help the excitement in his heart, and spoke incoherently: "You must know that when I was young, I collected a lot of portraits of Hong Wuregret, he is the best idol in my heart forever, there is no one, I have communicated with him for so long today, and he promised to continue to communicate with me...... Am I dreaming?"
Now, he has changed his clothes and bathed, built a pergola here, brewed good tea, and waited for Hong Wuregret restlessly.
These three old monsters can see that Hong Wuregret seems to be particularly fond of Gu Fengchen, which makes them very excited, these three old monsters, you teach Gu Fengchen every word, they are all mobilizing Gu Fengchen how to shoot Hong Wuregret's ass, so that this person who can fight the emperor can teach him a few supreme skills.
"Hahaha......" The heroic laughter rang out. Hong Wuregret actually appeared at the entrance of this small world, his white clothes were spotless, the white clothes were better than the snow, his demeanor was outstanding, and his bearing was heartbreaking;
"Senior, you're out...."Dongfang Xiang, the three old monsters, hurriedly knelt down to greet him.
"Why did you come out, why did you ...... What are you doing..... So fast!" Gu Fengchen paused for a moment and asked this majestic man.
The three old men who knelt down showed the expression of a dead child on their faces, this is too uncomfortable, this ancient Fengchen, how can he ask questions? It is too rude to laugh in front of such a great person.
The Doom Fairy Grass had a red face and black lines. Hong Wuregret, this great man was stunned for a moment, he never dreamed that the first question Gu Fengchen asked him turned out to be this question, so his face was very ugly.
"Boy, I tore your mouth!"
The big man was clearly angry, he was roaring.
However, his movements were not at all consistent with his expression, he just stretched out his leg and kicked the guy running in the mouth in the ass, and the kick didn't have any force, just kicked the guy a little. This is not so much a punishment when you are offended, but a sign of intimacy with him
However, this guy who was fortunate enough to be treated affectionately by the big man was shouting: "Senior, why are you so heavy?...... It hurts me to death......"
Obviously it was just a kick, but this guy actually said that it was a move? Isn't this a trick and scolding? However, the three old men didn't even notice the thorn in Gu Fengchen's words, and his attention was all focused on Gu Fengchen's affectionate kick by this big man.
Was so affectionately kicked in the ass by a big man like Hong Wuregret?
How is this possible? This kind of behavior, such a high-ranking figure as Hong Wuregret, actually treats this little guy so affectionately, how lucky is this little guy? If this matter spreads, how many people will envy, envy and hate this little guy?
Now, the eyes of these old monsters looking at Gu Fengchen have changed, especially Dongfang Xiang, the sour meaning in his eyes can't be concealed. Finally, driven by strong jealousy, the old monster Dongfang Xiang couldn't hide it, he turned around, and in the sky, his memory crystal was working, recording this historical moment.
If a big man like Hong Wuregret kicked himself so intimately, it showed how glorious it would be to regard himself as his own relative disciple in the mind of this big man! This can be worth showing off for a lifetime! As long as he thinks about it, Dongfang Xiang can't help but be excited!
"Senior, your old man will also give me a kick like that......" Dongfang Xiang, who had white hair and was now looking like a fairy wind bone, took a pose, cocked his buttocks, and pointed at Hong Wuregret's toes, "Senior, just like your old man kicked Gu Fengchen just now, your old man will also kick me!"
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