What else can I say as a dragon that looks like a dog?

It's dirty, it's not that you're scared!

Tears glistened in the eyes of the husky dog, flowing down the corners of his eyes, wetting the soft hair on his face, and he felt very aggrieved. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It never thought that it would end up today, and it was entirely its own work.

Zhou Ru took the big sword handed back by Dean Yellowbeard, and pretended to take a bucket of husky chrysanthemums.

With a scream, the husky completely collapsed, and his mouth wailed vigorously, "My first night, my chastity。。。。。。 ”

"Phew, it's still the first night, you're still exercising, you're not a mother, and besides, buddy didn't really stab you, what are you screaming for?" ”

Zhou Ru smiled siniestly, picked the husky's dog face with a big sword, and threatened fiercely: "If you dare to provoke trouble behind my ass in the future, I will definitely make your chrysanthemum unsafe, and you will be in a dilemma of life and death!"

"No, if it's a friend. Don't worry, this time when you go back to the house, this seat will be optimistic about Xiaoba, and no one can let it out of the house without my order!"

Hachi, it's the husky's dean's pet, heh! I should have thought of it a long time ago!

If there is a father (master), there must be a son (pet), and if the pet is so cheap, it must follow the virtue of the dean.

Thinking about the last time Dean Yellowbeard touched his head in revenge for himself, he carefully threw himself into the girls' dormitory, and Zhou Ru felt liver pain.

I need to stay away from the father and son (owner and pet) at least 10,000 meters away.

Zhou Ru walked towards Shandong in the small mountain forest, where there was also this pair of dog men and women, if he was lucky, he might be able to see a live spring palace.

The wind was blowing under his feet, the pace was hurried, and Zhou Ru walked quickly.

Haven't you taken two steps yet?

A red-haired monkey, a flicker, moved in front of him, stretched out its thick arms, and blocked his path.

The appearance of the red monkey is not much different from the golden snub-nosed monkey of later generations, except for the burly body, thicker arms, and red hair, there is nothing else special.

"Where are you from?"

The red monkey spoke very hoarsely, speaking clearly but slowly, and five words in a sentence made him babble for ten seconds, if it wasn't for the monkey in front of him who was big enough, Zhou Ru doubted that this guy was a newborn baby.

"Where am I from?

Zhou Ru frowned, looking at the red monkey, feeling very uncomfortable.

He didn't like people asking where he came from, especially in the Heavenly Court.

Thinking about the sentence that frequently appeared in his ears - "Bah! scum from the nether realm, don't come and kneel quickly!", Zhou Ru instinctively wanted to run away.

I'm from the Nether, but I'm not a scumbag, I have dignity, please respect me.

However, apart from ridicule, the rest is all ridicule.

The arrogance of immortals and the humility of mortals are so true and cruel in the entire heavenly court!

Zhou Ru walked around the red monkey, his hair hanging down, and he staggered two positions with the red monkey.

One person and one monkey at this moment, back to back, like the end of the world.

The wind is blowing, the clouds are floating, the beasts are roaring, and the birds are crying.

One person and one monkey quickly distanced themselves, until the moment a word full of longing in the vicissitudes of life came out, Zhou Ru, who was walking quickly, stiffened and stopped.

"I'm from Earth!"

The red monkey held up a dashing fallen leaf with both palms, and the pupils in his eyes reflected a period of time, full of memories and worries.

"What? What are you talking about?"

Zhou Ru turned his head suddenly, his eyes pointed at the back of the red monkey, his face was full of disbelief.

Earth? What a familiar and unfamiliar term.

I've buried it deep in my heart, and now it's been dug up by a monkey.

"I don't believe it!" Zhou Ru shook his head, the iron sword in his hand slammed into the ground, and entered without a handle, leaving the sword spike on the handle fluttering in the wind.

It's been a while since he came to Heavenly Court, and everything he sees and hears in his eyes and ears reminds Zhou Ruyi that you are the only earthling in Heavenly Court!

The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, the twenty-eight constellations, and the thirty-six Tiangang, they all do exist, Zhou Ru was originally very proud to think that these Da Luo Jin Immortals or nearly half of the immortals in the heavenly court are their ancestors, and they all flew away from the earth.

However, Taishang Laojun's drunken mantra completely woke up Zhou Rushi.

"There are no mortal immortals in the heavenly court, the aura of the earth has been sealed by the Heavenly Dao for millions of years, it is impossible for anyone to cultivate to the realm of qi cultivation, let alone Zhuji, Jindan, Yuanying until the Mahayana Ascension!"

"Why?"

"The old way does not know, the way of heaven is impermanent, and there is no guess. However, I waited for all the immortals to try the divine consciousness preaching system and give it to talented people, such as Lao Tzu, Peng Zu, etc., but in the end it was to no avail. ”

"Lao Tzu soared, Peng Zu was immortal for 800 years, this 。。。。。。 Will it eventually become a handful of loess?"

The truth in Taishang Laojun's mouth had made Zhou Ru is depressed and depressed for a few days, the earth's aura was sealed, and all the immortals in the heavenly court were from other places, which made Zhou Ru feel powerless in his heart for a while.

And now someone claims to be from the earth, which undoubtedly has caused a great impact on Zhou Ruye's heart!

"Absolutely B is lying to me, my arrival is the result of Taishang Laojun's desperate life and fighting against the turbulence of space.

And you, what about you? There is also a Da Luo Jin Immortal who is desperate to bring you to Heavenly Court? Impossible!"

Zhou Ru's sharp eyes widened, and he questioned the red monkey, his palms clenched tightly, and fine sweat broke out.

The back of the red monkey Xiao Se trembled slightly, and he didn't answer Zhou Ruis for the first time, he was silent for a long time, and said a word, for Zhou Rusi, it was like a thunderbolt from the sky, directly into his mind, making him shocked for a long time and couldn't come back to his senses.

"My eldest brother's surname is Sun, his name is Wukong, Da Luo Jin Immortal Xiuwei, the Dao name Monkey King, once passed down the Dao system in the earth's divine consciousness, 40,000 years ago, died in space turbulence, the cause of death 。。。。。。 I don't think I need to tell you more. ”

The wind was blowing happily, and the words of the red monkey were jumping out one syllable after another, like notes jumping on a sad stave, composing a sad music.

Big brother, surname Sun, name Wukong, Sun Wukong!

Living in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, the peerless power that can overturn the heavens and disturb hell below?

The eldest brother in "Journey to the West", with high mana, every time he is evil, he must first spit out the Zen of his mouth: "Eat my grandson!" The mythical character?

Tell me, Mom, that's not true, is it?

Zhou Ruye's mind exploded instantly!

The whole person stood still, like a vegetative person.