Chapter Ninety-Six: A Pitch and a Laugh

Look at the room, Fan Xian's hand was clumsy, and he raised his palms horizontally and vertically, cutting back and forth like a kitchen knife, how could he be half agile?

This is the method used by Comrade Wu Bai to always put an electric fan in front of him when he sings on stage, and this is the method used by Zhou Xingxing to smash newspapers in front of the blower and unbutton the long pajamas of the protagonist's supporting roles!

Begonia clothes like clouds, smiling in the palm of the wind, on the long royal platform accompanied by water and light, clear and misty like a fairy, fluttering like yΓΉ riding the clouds, even a finger, a finger to the east, a finger to the west, I don't know where to point, not to refer to the tricks of the east and west, but it is a little girl who points to the general.

The two of them don't know how many rounds they have fought, but they don't bring any fireworks, since they don't think of blood, their shots are naturally light, just like the vegetarian food in the temple is even reluctant to put soybean oil, which is disgusting.................. Even a little eunuch can see that the two masters are faking a fight, not to mention the old fox in the palace, the little fox, the male fox, the female fox, the unfair and the female fox, and the alien fox, some ministers have long had straight eyes, and they didn't expect that Miss Begonia and Fan Xian would be so cheeky and perfunctory, and they didn't care about the face of the court at all.

The Queen Mother looked at the pair of figures in the clear light on the long platform in the hall, and couldn't help but snort coldly, although she did not lose her temper, but the fine lines in the corners of her eyes were full of hidden anger. On the contrary, the young emperor couldn't help but laugh as he watched the little senior aunt and Fan Qing floating around in that clear light.

Wolf Tao looked calm, looking at this scene, but knew that Fan Xian's seemingly clumsy shot was actually a very powerful big coffin, but it was a family heirloom martial arts of the Ye family in Kyoto in the Southern Dynasty, how did this kid surnamed Fan learn it?

The people who were full of antiquation inside and outside the hall were finally disappointed, and some people couldn't help but yawn after seeing them for so long. The eunuch in front of him couldn't help but shake his head and said, "I don't know when I'm going to fight, and I can't tell the winner anyway." ”

Wang Qinian also shook his head with great regret: "I think someone is going to stop soon." ”

The little eunuch didn't believe it, shook his head and said, "The adults in the hall are all human beings, and no one will come out like this?"

Wang Qinian argued with him, and finally started to bet, betting on when the two people dancing on the long royal platform would stop, and a few people next to him saw that they were arguing, and they also came over, and pressed their bets, a cart of sea urchins, two cucumbers, and all sè strange bets.

―――――――――――――――――――――――― "Presumptuous!"

Finally, a minister looked at the Queen Mother's increasingly heavy face, couldn't help it, slapped the case, and angrily reprimanded: "The Queen Mother's birthday banquet, what are you doing?

This is not pretty, just like the stupid child who shouts that the emperor is running naked, no matter how ugly this world is, but whoever shouts it first is a very unlikable guy. Just like today, I know that Fan Xian and Haitang are playing Chong Ling swordsmanship, but if they don't shout, the Queen Mother can also look at it with a thick face, after all, today is her own life, and it is not a big deal to see a young doll dancing.

But as soon as this minister drank and deceived the king, didn't he force the Queen Mother to make a biao? So the Queen Mother was ready to make a biao, and looked at the minister coldly, and she didn't know how many thoughts she had turned, wanting to tear this guy's mouth apart.

The emperor was still smiling.

The two people on the royal platform in the pool didn't seem to hear the audience cheering at all, acting seriously, the begonias were floating around, Fan Xian was walking in a tiger's step, the girl's posture was beautiful, Xiao Fan Xian looked handsome, and the fight was really good-looking. But after a moment's effort, he fought from the top of the royal platform to the front of the hall behind the stage, and was only a few feet away from the dragon chair, and stopped at the minister's table.

Fan Xian's palm turned into a kitchen knife, and he slashed it at the empty cutting board, but there was a groaning sound in his mouth, as if he had missed.

Haitang's posture in the air was slightly sluggish, and his right hand stabbed out with a two-fingered sword, and with a snort, he was about to kill Fan Xian's chest.

I don't know how the two of them changed their positions, and at the next moment, the palm wind finger did not kill anyone's body, but instead sneered and surged with energy, and went to the rear.

In the back was the minister's seat.

The minister was shocked, this begonia and Fan Xian shot at the same time, even if the national teacher Kuhe was in person, I was afraid that he would have to avoid the edge for the time being!

............ The low table was shattered into countless pieces in an instant, the wine jug on the table cracked, the dish fell, and the wine turned into a sky full of flowers, dyeing the minister's head and face! There were cauliflower on his eyebrows, radish flowers on his mouth, and a few golden mushrooms on his ears.

So the hall immediately fell silent, and the ministers knew that the begonia girl and the envoy of the Southern Dynasty were all nonsense ancestors at some point, and for the sake of their own face, they still didn't say anything.

Qingguang was slightly quiet, Fan Xian and Begonia stopped at the same time, a few steps apart, and looked at each other and smiled.

Haitang said to the Queen Mother: "Lord Fan has a good way to split the coffin, and the little girl has no way to deal with it, so it affects this adult, and I hope the Queen Mother will forgive her sins." People miss ......"

Fan Xian was also full of self-blame, and waved his right hand: "The horse has stumbled." ”

The Queen Mother loves Begonia very much, where is she willing to blame, plus after all, it is her own birthday feast, and it is not bad to make a mess of the atmosphere, but it is a pity that the Southern Dynasty people did not suffer some hardships, but looking at Fan Xian's self-deprecating fun, the corners of the Queen Mother's lips couldn't help but float a faint smile.

The emperor also smiled weirdly, the ministers also laughed, laughing a little embarrassed, only the real martial arts masters, only know that the previous seemingly joking fight, in fact, still contains some of the thoughts of the two young and strong, the big coffin seems to be clumsy, but in fact it is slaughtering, the begonia finger sword seems to be soft, but in fact it is fierce, the dance on the long royal platform is actually not a competition, but in the end Fan Xian seems to be faintly defeated.

At this time, the fake is over, the clear light on the top of the hall is still shrouded in the secluded hall, Fan Xian and Haitang are standing in the clear light, the faces of the two of them appear extremely soft in the light, and the half-moon palace lamp on the top of the hall is reflected in the pool.

This competition can really be described as a pitch and a smile, a river and a bright moon and a palace.

――――――――――――――――――――――――――― night sΓ¨ gradually shrouded the deep palace, the half moon slowly rose from the back of the green mountains behind the palace, and sprinkled the warm and faint light into the palace of the Northern Qi Dynasty.

The ministers in front of the main hall were retreating outside the palace, and many guards could be seen around the palace, and some eunuchs from the Yellow Gate were waiting along the road. The courtiers retreated very quickly, and after a while, the palace returned to quiet, and there were no more idlers and miscellaneous people on the empty square.

After the banquet, the Queen Mother rubbed her temples and retreated to the palace, but Fan Xian was left by the Northern Qi Emperor and waited in the Huaying Palace. This palace is very quiet, there is a faint smell of incense and pure heart into the nose, Fan Xian looked at his nose, and sat with his nose and heart, His Majesty of Northern Qi should be filial piety in the Queen Mother's palace at this time, I don't know why I let myself wait here.

The palace maid handed him tea and fruits, and Fan Xian thanked him with a smile, but found that those palace maids were extremely charming, especially the slightly shy look in his eyes.

But when he thought that the young emperor would leave himself in the night palace, and then thought that the emperor seemed to have some problems in some aspects, Fan Xian's heart sank slightly.

"Your Majesty has something to ask Master Fan for help. Another girl who looked at her nose and nose seemed to guess what he was afraid of, and said calmly. Naturally, it was Begonia who spoke, Fan Xian stayed in the palace as a guest, she couldn't help but be half a master, the girl's family thought of the scene in the palace before this time, and she was also a little trance-like and funny, why did she always seem much more presumptuous than usual when she was with Fan Xian?

Fan Xian smiled slightly, but did not explain anything.

The eunuch shouted something outside the palace, and a burst of footsteps rushed towards Huaying Palace, Fan Xian thought to himself, in such a hurry? What does this young emperor want to help himself? The other party is the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, except for such things as unifying the world, I am afraid there is really nothing that cannot be done.

When he was full of suspicion, the young emperor had already stepped into Huaying Palace, waved his hand to stop Fan Xian and Haitang's thoughts of asking for peace, untied his coat with his right hand, and threw it to the little eunuch who followed behind, leaving only the thin plain yellow clothes inside, which looked very jΔ«ng. Immediately afterwards, the emperor sat down on the soft couch and kicked his feet, and his own eunuch carefully took off the soft boots on his feet, revealing his feet wrapped in thin socks.

Begonia is used to seeing His Majesty's appearance in private, so he is not surprised. Fan Xian was a little surprised, the Emperor of Northern Qi actually showed such a private side in front of him, he did not hide his surprise, and set his eyes on the soft couch, and even intentionally or unintentionally tapped twice on the emperor's chest and feet.

Not big, not small.

The chest is not big, and the feet are not small.