A birthday party for the Seven Princesses turned into a snack party!

The Jade Emperor was gnawing on the pickled pepper and phoenix feet, the Queen Mother was eating Ejiao dates one by one, Taishang Laojun got the pork jerky, and shifted his attention to dried mangoes, Li Jing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info。。。。。

The picture is too beautiful, the corners of Zhou Ru's mouth twitched and he didn't dare to look at it anymore, and he didn't expect that the snacks on the earth would exude such a great charm.

Look at the appearance of gobbling up one by one, where is there still the appearance of an old immortal who has lived for tens of thousands of years?

What about the fairy wind bones that are said to be good? What about the clothes that are said to be fluttering? What about the laws that are said to be strict?

It's all thrown away to feed the dogs!

"Idol, why don't you eat these delicious things, and since you don't eat them, can you give them all to me?"

When Zhou Ru was messy in his heart, he heard a familiar word, so he turned his head to look.

you, Nima, where the hell did you pop up!

The big dog's head, which was more than one meter big, stretched out its long tongue, and the two dogs stared at Zhou Ruis expectantly, and the hara in their mouths flowed out and wet the ground.

Zhou Ru was frightened, he leaned to the side tremblingly, and his handsome face was white!

"Demon, what are you going to do?"

The two dogs with the big dog head rolled their eyes, and made a speechless little expression cutely, the dog's mouth opened one by one, and he said: "Idol, I'm a roaring dog~ What's wrong with you?"

The brain-dead fan of the silver-armored man with the tiger's back and the bear's waist?

You've been transformed!

Scared me to death, you know?

Zhou Ru calmed down his frightened little emotions, looked at the roaring dog with a black line, slapped his dog on the face, and said with disgust: "Change back into human form, otherwise you don't need to talk about snacks." ”

The roaring dog was about to cry, and his next sentence almost didn't make Zhou Ru faint to death!

"Idol, no, I can't change back into human form when I see bones~"

When you see the bones, you can't change back into a human form~!You are really the originator of dogs, then Lao Tzu really wants to ask you, do you like round things? Lao Tzu throws out a baseball, will you run over and take it in your mouth?

Zhou Ru wanted to do this very much, but when he thought of the consequences, he shook his shoulders stupidly and dispelled this idea.

"Take it and eat it. ”

Zhou Ru bored and stuffed Cobick potato chips and Oreo cookies into the dog mouth of the Howling Dog, and the whole person became bored again.

The banquet is still going on, and when the sound of smashing the bar and smashing the mouth gradually decreases, the first Heavenly Court Snack Party ended perfectly!

Wiping his mouth, the Jade Emperor drank a full cup of elixir jade dew, burped comfortably, glanced at Zhou Ru with a smile, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the food in this mortal world is good." ”

"Yes, it tastes excellent, thank you for your kindness!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

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Shan Hu Gift, all the immortals are very satisfied, even Zhou Ruye's enemies Huo De Xingjun and Wenqu Xingjun are also eating a mouthful of oil, very happy!

"Hehe, it's good that you Aiqing are happy! Since there can be such delicious things in the mortal world, it must be no worse than the heavenly court in other aspects. ”

Hmm, what you said is very reasonable, but listen to what you mean, you have other intentions, please don't beat around the bush and wipe your feet, okay?

Since you want to hear it, let's say it.

The Jade Emperor looked into the distance, sighed heavily, his expression was very depressed and sad, although his face was covered by the immortal qi, but the frustration aura that flowed from his body still made all the immortals present feel it clearly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you remember the scene of the fusion of the five heavens nine thousand years ago?"

Who can't remember this?

The central, southeast, and northwest heavenly courts are blended once every ten thousand years, and while communicating with each other, they are also competing in various aspects of politics, economy, and culture, and there is also a special evaluation team to conduct professional evaluation.

How could anyone not know about such a big thing?

"It's been 50,000 years, a full 50,000 years, what is the evaluation result of my Central Heavenly Court, do you Aiqing know?"

The Jade Emperor's words fell, and the faces of all the immortals were all in unison, hulalala, standing up and bowing down to the Jade Emperor, and exclaiming bitterly: "The ministers are guilty!"

"Guilty? hehe, what kind of crime are you?"

The corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth sneered, and his eyes narrowed, full of melancholy.

"Five times in a row, let Your Majesty be disgraced! Let the people of my Central Heavenly Court be disgraced, and the ministers deserve death!"

"The sin deserves death? Zhu Qing is serious, and now, the sixth fusion is approaching, what do you think? Isn't it trying to make my Central Heavenly Court the last throne for a second time?"

"Your Majesty, the ministers don't dare, the ministers will do their best to defeat the other Four Heavenly Courts and let my Central Heavenly Court regain the throne of the head of the Five Courts!"

Hmph, the second blend, you say so, the third blend still says so, the fourth blend, still say the same, in addition to the kung fu you can do, can you take some practical action!

The Jade Emperor glanced at the immortals with cold eyes, and remembered that the Central Heavenly Court had been slapped at the end of the Fifth Court four times in a row, and his heart burned with anger.

However, as a big boss who has governed the Central Heavenly Court for hundreds of thousands of years, the Jade Emperor is well versed in the art of leadership, and he will not transfer his anger to the heads of the immortals, which will only have a negative effect.

Besides, I also have a good son who is not honest, and he is watching from the sidelines, which is really not worry-free.

The Jade Emperor glanced at the central prince, who had been drinking silently from beginning to end, his brows furrowed, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said, "Prince, what do you think of this fusion of the five courts?"

At this banquet, the central prince, who had not said a word from beginning to end, took a sip of the elixir and jade dew from the wine bottle, wiped the corners of his mouth, and got up and stood in front of the Jade Emperor.

Bent down and saluted respectfully, then stood up straight, his chest was straight, and his legs were nailed to the ground like nails, the central prince arched his hand and said bitterly: "Father, I think my Central Heavenly Court has always been the head of the Five Heavenly Courts, but after five consecutive blends, my Central Heavenly Court is at the end, and the sons are unwilling!"

"Well, the prince felt the same mood and continued. ”

The central prince nodded and said, "No!"

In the face of the group of immortals, he deeply analyzed the gap between the Central Heavenly Court and the Southeast, Northwest and Northwest Heavenly Court from all aspects of politics, economy, and culture, and his words were incisive, and the angle of analysis of the problem was comprehensive, and the lessons of the first five failures were very in-depth.

Zhou Rushi also gave a thumbs up, he felt that the central prince was a person who did great things, and he was definitely a big entrepreneur on the earth.

It's just, how do you feel that the old handsome guy's face is very ugly?

The man's intuition told Zhou Ru that there was definitely something going on between the Jade Emperor and the Central Prince!