Chapter 177: Why don't you write a love poem and give it to Hou Yi
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Chang'e raised her head, looked in one direction sadly, and answered Zhou Ruyi's question leisurely.
"Longji Island, I'm sorry, I don't have an impression, the kid is new to Heavenly Court, and he is not familiar with the mountains and rivers of Heavenly Court. ”
Chang'e: "。。。。。。 ”
"Longji Island is located 90 million miles south of Tong Suspension Island, where the mountains and rivers are exhausted, and the mountains and rivers are full of poor ravines. ”
Ao, it turned out that it was flattened so far away, 90 million miles, alas, it is really remote enough.
Having said that, your parents are ruthless enough, and they are quite desperate to prevent you from seeing each other with Hou Yi.
"Then what official position does Hou Yi hold there?"
The village chief in the poor ravine? Damn, it won't be so ruthless~
Fairy Chang'e sighed lightly and said, "It's not the village chief, it's the right envoy." ”
Why does it sound so familiar?
Zhou Ru is brows furrowed, he always felt that he had heard the three words 'blessing envoy', where had he heard it, he thought about it for a moment, turned his head, and let out a low voice, knowing where he had heard it.
Condensing the Rose Garden, didn't the old handsome Jade Emperor seal himself an official called "Supporting Evidence", "Supporting Evidence" and "Blessing Evidence" all carry the words "Evidence", could it be that I and Hou Yi are colleagues, all of whom work in the Department of Education?
Meow,!
Zhou Ru's mouth opened slightly, indicating that she was afraid of her new association.
"That, Fairy Chang'e, which department does Hou Yi work in?"
Looking at Fairy Chang'e very worriedly, Zhou Ruyi's heart was pounding, very nervous.
Belch...... Brother Dao, why does it look weird? Could it be that he is sick?
Fairy Chang'e looked at Zhou Ruis suspiciously, straightened the hair in front of her forehead, and said softly: "Jiaofang Division." ”
Click! The thunderbolt in the clear sky! Zhou Ruye's mind was full of thunder!
guessed correctly, Hou Yi is really a colleague with himself, and he is especially a sesame petty official in a poor ravine.
What attention does this old handsome guy have, doesn't he want me to assist him in transforming and building the Heavenly Court?
Why are you throwing me into a remote ravine so far away now?
Zhou Ru suddenly felt that his life was gloomy.
A picture automatically came to his mind.
He held a hoe, Hou Yi carried a bow and arrows, he went down to the field to plow the land, Hou Yi went up the mountain to hunt, and his friends returned home.
Facing the loess with his back to the sky, sweating and wet sweatshirts, which one is going to be an official, this is clearly going to suffer~
Brother Houyi, I will depend on you for my life in the future~woo~
I want to cry, there is wood?
"Brother Dao, why are you so sad?"
Because I found the reality cruel, I couldn't accept it.
Zhou Ru snorted twice, calmed down his inner emotions, grabbed a can of beer, and poured a few big sips, which made him feel much better.
"Fairy, don't hide it, Hou Yi is my colleague. ”
How is that possible?
Chang'e's beautiful eyes widened the boss, covered her red lips with her bare hands, and exclaimed in surprise, her face full of disbelief.
After eating the jade rabbit, he stumbled and fell on the table, two red eyes stared at Zhou Rusi, and the meaning in his eyes was very straightforward - why are you teasing me!
It's not that Chang'e and Yutu don't believe it, but the fact that Zhou Ru and Hou Yi are colleagues is too unbelievable.
Let's not say that Zhou Ru and Hou Yi really coincidentally stayed in the same department, it is impossible to say that Zhou Ru is an immortal official!
What are you kidding, a mortal who has not even reached the realm of foundation building actually serves as an immortal official of the heavenly court, who will believe this.
And he walked with an old man and a young man, and the younger one pointed to the old one and said, "Hey! This is my son." ”
Don't you think that's ridiculous?
"Hehe, Brother Dao, thank you for the joke, Chang'e is in a much better mood now than before~"
Chang'e covered her mouth and chuckled, and in an instant, she was gorgeous and beautiful.
But no matter how you look at this smile, it's uncomfortable.
Jokes? Who's telling jokes, I'm telling the truth.
Zhou Ru poured a sip of beer with a black thread, and depressedly spit out a mouthful of turbid breath in his chest and said: "Fairy, this is not a joke, it is true." ”
Really, don't be funny? I already know you're making fun of me, so "Thank you, Brother Dao." ”
Zhou Rushi: "。。。。。。 ”
Has the Heavenly Court and the Dao of Heaven been reduced to this now? Why doesn't anyone believe the truth?
Zhou Ru was too lazy to explain to Chang'e, he grabbed the positive Liang Zhi who was playing next to him, dragged him to his side, and then pointed to his nose and said word by word: "Liang Zhi, you say, am I the new corroborator of the Teaching Workshop Division?"
"Ugh。。。。。。 yes, what?"
Liang Zhi looked confused, he didn't understand what Zhou Ru was doing with him, so he waved his hand again and sent him away.
"Fairy, can you believe it now?"
Chang'e's eyes widened, expressing shock.
The jade rabbit hummed and touched his round belly, rolling around to show incredible.
The mortal in front of him really has that much ability? He doesn't need to cultivate to the Mahayana stage? He doesn't need to take the Heavenly Court's annual official selection exam? He directly became the immortal official of the Heavenly Court, which is too unbelievable.
"Heh~ I know that the kid is the assistant envoy of the teaching department, which shocked the fairy, but this is the case, I don't have half a lie. ”
Zhou Ru took a piece of ground pot chicken, put it in his mouth and chewed it, then took a sip of beer, smoothed it, closed his eyes and made a "whew" sound, and spoke.
He looked at Fairy Chang'e's expression, and when he saw the suspicion in her eyes slowly fade, he knew that she had believed in himself.
"Brother Dao, in this way, you really have my love for 。。。。。。 Hou Yi, work together?"
"Well, that's right at the moment. ”
"That's really good!"
Chang'e suddenly clapped her little hands excitedly, and her beautiful big eyes stared at Zhou Ru with watery eyes, as bright as a high-wattle incandescent lamp, staring at Zhou Ru is hair.
Why do you look at me like this? Let me tell you, the master sells himself or not, if you want, please find a land where no one is, and I will be embarrassed to dedicate my body once~
Ahh
"Fairy, what's so good?" As soon as he became an official, he was told that he was a broken official, and the place he stayed in was about to be a broken place, Zhou Ru was unhappy and it was too late, where was it good?
The corners of Chang'e's mouth rose, and the moonlight was sprinkled on her face, beautiful don't want it, she slowly brought her face closer to Zhou Ruyi, gently held Zhou Ruyi's handsome face with both hands, smiled slightly, don't be too captivating, "Brother Dao, is it okay to do the little girl a favor?"
The voice was soft and weak, as if with a magical power, attracting Zhou Ruyi, making him almost stunned.
Is this a beauty ploy? Or is it a face-saving kill? I won't be able to stand you getting so close to me like this.
Quietly put his hand into his crotch and pressed the rising little brother, Zhou Ru desperately recalled the voice and smile of his own Ling'er wife, and kept telling himself, calm, you must be calm, pink skeleton, nothing more.
Reciting the mantra silently in his heart, Zhou Ru's restless mood gradually stabilized, the obsession in his eyes returned to clarity, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his body leaned back, avoiding the face of Fairy Chang'e.
"Ahem, fairy, if you have something to say, this 。。。。。 The kid will not be able to bear it~"
Haha, this mortal is really interesting, Chang'e sat firmly opposite Zhou Ruyi, thought for a moment, and said to Zhou Ruyi: "Brother Dao, when you go to work, can you tell Hou Yi a word." ”
What words?I miss you?I love you?I miss you all the time?Come back soon, I can't bear it alone~
Hey~ It's so numb, goosebumps fell to the ground~
Zhou Ru was trembling all over, and was ready to listen to some love words in advance.
However, he prepared for a long time, and when he heard a sentence, it was "Don't come! Don't come!
Belch..... This style of painting is wrong!
How does it feel like a lover turns into an enemy, stabbing each other with a knife?
It's like the story that has been circulating for a long time: Female A said: "If you are looking for a boyfriend in the future, you must find someone who is more handsome." ”
Female B despised Female A and said, "Appearance Association, if you are looking for a friend, you must find a good-hearted friend." ”
Sure enough, Female B found a very ugly but very good-hearted boyfriend, and then when they kissed, Female B vomited~
Spit out~
Is there a turn of God?
Fairy Chang'e, you won't really let me say this to your lover Houyi.
How do I feel like you two are going to blow the rhythm.
Zhou Ru wiped the sweat from her head, and asked Chang'e weakly: "Fairy, are you sure I want to bring this?"
Fairy Chang'e snorted and folded her arms, her eyes looking at Longji Island, which was 90 million miles away, and her heart fluctuated.
After three thousand years, you didn't come back to marry me, you negative man, but if I really talked so much, would he really not come?
Angry, worried, and entangled, Chang'e's mood at this time really corresponds to that sentence - cutting constantly, sorting out and messing, and it is sorrowful.
"Brother Dao, what do you say you should do?"
Chang'e was entangled, she was so confused that she didn't know how to tell Hou Yi, so she instinctively sought help from the outside world to see if Zhou Ru had any good strategies.
Now in her heart, Zhou Ru has become a male girlfriend, or the kind of super male girlfriend who wears a dog's head mask and acts as a dog-headed military advisor.
suddenly kicked the ball to Zhou Ruye's side, how did Zhou Ruye know what to do?
However, according to the theory that blocking is better than sparse, instead of blocking Hou Yi, it is better to guide him and let him deeply understand that nine thousand miles away, there is a wonderful person who has been thinking about him for three thousand years.
Therefore, after thinking for a while, Zhou Ru raised his head, looked at Fairy Chang'e, and said tentatively: "Why don't you write a love poem and give it to Hou Yi?"
Ah~poof~ A sip of white wine was sprayed in the air~ splashed Zhou Ru is face.