Chapter 36: Hey, Hey, Not a Couple!
"I swear, I've never used such a trick as a monkey picking peaches, I've always been pure and upright, and I don't care to do that. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.infoγγγγγ But if my finger did such a thing, I beg your pardon, it is not controlled by my brain, and it is not governed by my subjective will, so it can't be considered mine, right?"
Zhou Ru looked at his thumb and index finger in a daze, his eyes were faintly sad, he kept reflecting on why his two fingers were so disobedient, he had to provoke his brain, and do something he didn't expect, such as crushing someone's vital γγγγγγ
The tower-like man fell at his feet and wailed in pain, majestic as an iron lion one second, and as miserable as a sick cat the next.
The contrast is instantaneous when the two fingers are closed.
I really want to chop these two rebellious fingers with a kitchen knife, but after thinking about it, forget it, the child made a mistake, at most he hit his buttocks, not to mention the meat on his body!
"Shame on you!"
"You mean!"
"You're nasty!"
"You're not as good as a beast!"
"Youγγγγγγ You rascal!"
Thousands of disciples were already angry, and their scolding saliva soared, almost leaping to the high platform and spraying on Zhou Ruye's feet.
Some people glared angrily, some people tore their clothes and roared, and some people slapped their chests suddenly, screaming, looking up to the sky and howling the sunγγγγγγ
At this moment, Zhou Ru is in their eyes a capital "shameless", a humanoid "cheap".
"Whew!"
Zhou Ru sneered, saying that he was speechless, "The fight is still divided into parts!
"You think this is a TV series, I punched you in the chest, you stabbed me in the heart, we two you go back and forth, it's quite good-looking, quite literary!"
"It's a pity that the fights are good-looking, the literature and art are a fart, and they can be eaten as food, I don't know, professional killers go down three ways to greet them!
Obviously, Zhou Ruye's concept of fighting is very inconsistent with the appetite of these "indignant" Xuanwu Academy disciples.
A number of male disciples who claimed to be warriors had already jumped onto the high platform, staring at Zhou Rushi with hideous faces, and one by one their front teeth were exposed, like angry groundhogs, screaming wow.
Wow, there are more people and fewer bullies!
Zhou Ru stood in place with his hands in his hands, his ears moved, and he heard the voices of several feet and sneered in his heart.
"Women can't beat, men can't beat, men can't beat, just beat up in groups, it's really a good strategy, a good idea!
"Hmph! Hugh has to quibble! Who is shameless, the hearts of the thousands of Dao brothers present are bright!"
"Brother Lu is a first-class real man in my Xuanwu Academy, and now he has been grabbed by you, and his lower body has been scrapped, and he is wailing to the ground in pain, such a blood-like fact, do you still want to quibble?"
A male disciple with a sharp beak monkey cheeks and a black mole on his face, and his body as thin as a firewood stick, jumped out angrily, pointed at Zhou Ru with his head held high and scolded, as if it was not Lu Nu who was screaming, but him!
What a hero who stood up for his brotherγγγγγγ It's a pity that it's a little ugly, well, the ugly kind that is very chic.
Zhou Ru looked at the thin man with slanted eyes through the gap in the black cloth, and laughed silently.
He suddenly swooped down, and his thumb and index finger pinched in his direction.
With a "bang", the thin man covered his crotch and ran out of the distance, his face was pale, his eyes looked at Zhou Ruis with fear, and there was a peculiar smell on his body.
The disciples of the Xuanwu Academy who were surrounding Zhou Ru smelled this smell, and they were puzzled, you look at me, I look at you, and finally locked their eyes on the thin man, which means asking: "What kind of are you doing!"
The thin man hurriedly clamped his legs, grinned bitterly, and shook his head into a rattle, "It all depends on what I do, and it's not me who pees!"
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yes, we all know, but, it's not you peeing, who the fuck can there be!
All the disciples of Xuanwu Academy covered their faces, and they couldn't bear to look directly at the ugly face of the thin man, at this moment, they were convinced in their hearts that this thing must be a pig, or a stupid pig like a god.
"Poof! you really didn't pee, you squirtedγγγγγγ β
Zhou Ru forced a smile, squeezed his eyebrows and flew a small look to the thin man, the meaning was obvious, "Oh, yes, you have the potential to be scared of pee, young manγγγγγγ β
"Ah!! I'm going to kill you!"
A piercing scream resounded throughout the high platform, and the thin man's eyes were red and he ran away!
He crooked his mouth, hung his eyes, crunched with a mouthful of rotten teeth, and flew in front of Zhou Ruye with the smell of urine.
Zhou Ru covered his nose and stood still, glanced at the slender little waist of the thin man, rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Hey, are the villains all like you? Please, before you get angry, can you not say, 'I'm going to kill you?'
If you're tired of listening, you can!
Seeing that the thin man attacked Zhou Rushi, the disciples of Xuanwu Academy who surrounded Zhou Ru in all directions exchanged glances with each other, and in silence, the small universe erupted, and the old fists of "Tianma Meteor Fist", "Lushan Ascending Dragon Ba", and "Galaxy Starburst" greeted Zhou Ru is body like a rainstorm.
All of a sudden, the fist was like an ocean, and the offensive was like a tide.
Zhou Ru, who is in the center, is like a flat boat, and at any time a wave hits, there is a possibility of capsizing!
Zhou Ruye's eyes were unprecedentedly solemn, the black cloth on his face was a huge obstacle, he could still see the fist in front of his body through the gap, and there was a fist on the side of his body, he couldn't take care of it!
There's no way, punch the master to death!
Zhou Ru is passive everywhere!
However, people can die standing up, and they must not beg for mercy, in Zhou Ruye's worldview, even if Lao Tzu can't beat him, he will splash your blood!
His eyes were as hideous as a knife, Zhou Ru slammed his feet on the ground, and the cultivation of the Great Perfection of the Qi Training Period exploded violently, he burst into a shout, and grabbed the thin man who attacked in front of his head, his hands were so wrong, there was a click, and the thin man's arms were twisted into twisted flowers, and the miserable howl was like a night owl!
"Call a fart, I'm upset when I listen to it!"
Zhou Ru glared at the thin man with disdain, followed his deformed arms with both hands, touched the ankles, and then violently buckled him, using him as a stick, and smashed it in all directions.
"Bang bang bang!"
Continuous explosions, it was the collision of flesh and hysterical screams!
Figures flew upside down in all directions, and for a while, dumplings fell from the sky, and they smashed to the ground!