468th robbery wedding (2)

The news that Yang Yan was going to get married spread vigorously throughout the universe. Although not all planes know about www.biquge.info pen "Fun" Pavilion, it has also earned enough eyeballs.

Earth Immortal Realm, Heavenly Court, Human Realm, Galactic Alliance, Great Star, Shura Dao, Underworld......

Anyone who knows Yang Yan's identity doesn't want to have a relationship with this saint. What's more, there is also a new saint, Zhen Yuanzi, who is known to the world that the two have always worn the same pair of pants.

How can you miss an opportunity to show favor to two saints?

After some intense preparations, the time soon came to June 10th.

It was 3:33 a.m. on this day. All portals are opened.

The Earth Immortal Realm is open to the public for the first time.

In Huaguo Mountain, Yang Yan and Sun Wukong borrowed a site, a good place with mountains, rivers and forests. This is the place that Ahri chose to marry.

The monkeys arranged day and night, and finally turned this earthly wonderland into an out-and-out food stall.

It can only be said that Ahri's command ability is too rubbish.

But I still have to be reasonable, why don't you have to find a place to eat after the wedding?

The straightforward appearance made Yang Yan's face bloody.

The place to eat is set in the building next to the cinema, where there are enough places. So the monkeys started working day and night, and finally restored the food stalls to their original state.

A simple arch was woven out of flowers, and a red carpet was laid out, and everything was fine.

There was no priest, but Yang Yan hired a master of ceremonies. It's Zhu Bajie. His tongue is a three-inch tongue, and he can still top a hard dish at a critical moment. Pig mouth strips!

The chef had already been busy ten days ago, and began to prepare cold dishes with a large number of assistants. At the same time, it is necessary to process the ingredients of the hot dish.

How many people are coming?

Even Yang Yan can't count it.

But in general, there are still 108,000, right? There are 365 righteous gods in the heavenly realm, and there are also many masters in the earth immortal realm. The great saints are all dragged by their families, this is a wedding, and it is also a meeting of high-level figures.

Lingshan naturally sent people too.

Originally, he came in person. As soon as I heard that these people didn't prepare vegetarian dishes, I was anxious. Then the five hundred golden-bodied Arhats, all the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas came.

I see if you're ready or not.

Yang Yan smiled, do you love to come! I'm still happy to come, don't you give some gift money and you're embarrassed to eat?

According to Yang Yan's meaning, you can come when you come, I won't prepare what you can do?

But he can be so strong, but the kitchen god can't.

So there was a large number of people to prepare vegetarian food, what vegetarian mutton skewers, what vegetarian pigeons, but it was also easy to prepare. It's all food imported from the Galactic Alliance.

The wholesale price is three dollars a bag, and a piece of silver buys a full snakeskin bag.

The chefs sighed: These bald scoops are really good to serve!

But there are more people who eat meat. The guests from the Shura Dao arrived three days ago, and there were more than 80,000 people in total. It is said that they are all old acquaintances of Yang Yan.

Yang Yan looked at it, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

When Shura Dao was training, he had observed it. This was the army at that time, right?

I'm a little embarrassed. Scratching his head and whispering to Yang Yan: "The cost of the army is a bit large, the amount of training is too much, and the consumption of food has also gone up, in order to save money, we have been giving them special nutrients, the taste is not good, but it is cheaper." It can also replenish physical strength. ”

Yang Yan was expressionless: "So?"

"So isn't it like I'm going to take it to the Earth Immortal Realm in advance after training!" Ji Du's face turned red.

What can I do? Can I say I've brought them to satisfy my hunger?

Yang Yan didn't say anything else, just arranged for the kitchen god to arrange a separate corner for the guests of Shura Dao, not to give other dishes, just meat.

The kitchen god agreed.

Isn't it easy to just make meat? You can fry a pot for thousands of 800 people. So the bear children of Shura Dao can be regarded as full, and their mouths are full of oil every day.

Later, the demon beasts in the 100,000 mountains also came out. In order to take care of Yang Yan, they all turned into human forms, and they all put on suits, ties, a bottle of mineral water from 82 years, their hair was oiled, and their small leather shoes were shiny.

Greedy Wolf and Po Jun glanced at Yang Yan.

"What's the matter, didn't you embarrass the boss, did you?" asked the greedy wolf with a grin.

Yang Yan took a deep breath and looked at the man in black in a black suit and sunglasses behind the two second goods. Laughed. Asked, "How many of you are here?"

"No more, no less, just a hundred thousand! Pojun said modestly.

"Yes, I happen to be missing a lot of security personnel! ”

At the same time, these people are not the only ones who come out of the 100,000 mountains.

There is also an army led by Dongheyan, as well as an army led by Chen Feng, Chen Lie and others.

Yang Yan held his forehead and said speechlessly: "Why are you all here with the army?"

Dong Heyan raised his eyebrows.

"Because I heard that your mother's family is very hanging, so I told everyone to bring the army and copy the guys. When the time comes, if someone makes trouble, we can quickly settle it. ”

Yang Yan flicked his sleeves and snorted coldly: "Which one has eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall and dares to make trouble in my territory?"

The monkey raised his hand: "Daxian, the territory is mine." This can't be given to you, I'm dragging my family, there are old and young people on Huaguo Mountain, if you take the land, then we all have to sleep on the street. ”

Yang Yan: "I'll just make a joke, don't take it seriously." Am I the kind of person who is shameless?"

Monkey King hippie smiley.

"Of course not, but I'm afraid you'll become that kind of person!"

The Four Kings also came with their own troops.

The boxing king still looks like a thin middle-aged man, with no expression on his face, and he looks very cold.

"Can you have enough to eat here?" he asked the herdsman.

"Yes, if you don't have enough to eat here, I'll have to send you to that land of legends. The herdsman's expression was also grim.

"Where?"

"No. 1 in the top ten forbidden places in ancient times, stomach!"

"Haven't heard of it. ”

Yang Yan has reminded the kitchen god more than once, and there seem to be a little more people coming.

One hundred and eighty thousand can't be beaten, so they can only come according to the appearance of one million.

The chef almost fainted.

What is the concept of a million? Even if Lao Tzu is a god of cooking, he can't do this kind of dish! The key is that it has to be delicious, most of the people who come here are unprovoked existences, I damn it!

Without even having time to scold a few more words, the kitchen god went into the kitchen.

The Jade Emperor also wanted to curse.

Are you my kitchen god or that damn Yang Yan's kitchen god? Who the hell are you cooking for? What are you going to do at his wedding?

Looking at the bowl of porridge on his table, which was so thin that he could show the figure of a person, the Jade Emperor took a deep breath. He looked at the waiter expressionlessly and asked, "Why did you eat porridge today?"

The waiter bent down and replied respectfully: "Back to the Jade Emperor, Lord Chef took a group of people to the wedding of Yang Yan Sage to cook." ”

"Damn, didn't the wedding start?"

"Back to the Jade Emperor, he said that he had to prepare early. ”

"Damn!"

The Jade Emperor scolded angrily, it's Yang Yan again!

The enemy of Heaven is you! Now you have robbed my cook!

"Where's the stove king, let him cook!" the Jade Emperor commanded coldly.

"Back to the Jade Emperor, Zao Jun also went. "The waiter said in his heart, if it weren't for his girl's turn to be on duty today, I would have gone too!

Jade Emperor: "......"

It can be really strong.

sat down helplessly and looked at the light porridge in front of him. The Jade Emperor sighed.

"Can anyone tell me, even if there is no cook, there is so little rice in Mao's porridge?"

The waiter didn't speak.

"It's unappetizing. Serve it down, go it down!"

The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and said in his heart that I should go and eat, everyone has to cook.

The waiter left with the porridge, despising as he went.

What's wrong with the porridge?

I picked up this rice from the ground one by one! The rice in the warehouse had already been bought by the sage Yang Yan, and these were still dropped on the ground in a hurry when they were transported!

The Jade Emperor set up the clouds and went to Kunlun Mountain.

Although the relationship between himself and the queen mother is not very good, they both came out of Hongjun, so they also have the same affection, and they won't be kicked out if they eat, right?

The Jade Emperor thought so, and then was told by the fairy guarding the door that Niangniang had already gone to Huaguo Mountain to help cook. The rice, flour and oil in the warehouse were all removed. Even his own peach orchard was bald and made fruit bowls and canned food.

Jade Emperor: "......"

Gotcha, when I never came!

After leaving Kunlun Mountain, the Jade Emperor thought that his henchmen would definitely not abandon him.

So the Jade Emperor turned around and went to Li Jing's Heavenly King's Mansion.

Li Jing is at home!

"Your Majesty, why are you here?

Li Jing welcomed the Jade Emperor into the house and entertained him.

The Jade Emperor smiled lightly and asked, "Has the Heavenly King ever eaten?"

Li Jing was taken aback, and said in his heart, could it be that His Majesty the Jade Emperor wants to invite me to dinner? It just so happens that I really haven't eaten......

"Back to Your Majesty, not yet!"

The Jade Emperor was pleased.

"That's great. Why don't you and I have a drink?"

Li Jing was stunned for a moment and understood. It turned out that he was here to eat. Then he smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, I can't hide it. I haven't eaten in three days. That sage Yang Yan bought all kinds of ingredients at a high price, and the things at home were sold. Even my wife, Shi Niang, was attracted by the high salary to help with the stir-frying. I'm ashamed. ”

The Jade Emperor also smiled bitterly.

Also, the favor of a saint, how can there be a reason not to earn?

Even the Queen Mother went. Not to mention others.

......

The tone of the wedding has been set.

Chang'e is the bridesmaid, and the best man is Xiao Jin, who is transformed into a human form.

Three days passed.

June 13th. Morning, 6:13. The wedding of the saint Yang Yan and his wife Ahri officially began.

At this moment, the sky of the Earth Immortal Realm was covered with ceremonial flowers.

The sound of firecrackers also rang out.

"The bride and groom are invited!"

With the opening of the emcee Zhu Bajie.

Yang Yan, accompanied by Xiao Jin, walked towards Ahri, who was held by Chang'e.

Chang'e smiled and put Ahri's hand on Yang Yan's hand, then took a step back, alongside Xiao Jin.

"Let's go. Yang Yan whispered to Ahri.

"Hmm. Ahri replied shyly.