You still want a color head? Worm, you've me off!

Jiuhua Fairy stared at Zhou Ruis angrily, her silver teeth clucked, and the anger in her chest rose up. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What do you want?"

Zhou Ru pointed to the guzheng in the arms of the Jiuhua Fairy with an expressionless face, and said lightly: "I think the guzheng in your arms is quite good." ”

It's pretty good! But you really dare to ask for it!

Jiuhua Fairy was speechless angrily, she tilted her head, took a few deep breaths hard, resisted the urge to stab Zhou Ruye to death, and said fiercely: "It's okay to want my guzheng, but what if you lose?"

Hehe, I won't lose, your piano skills are in a few pounds and a few taels, I already know it, and I said unceremoniously, I can win you with one hand!

Zhou Ru sneered at the corner of his mouth, and swept the Jiuhua Fairy with his eyes, his eyes were full of confidence!

As the former champion of the Guzheng Competition, if Zhou Ru is not sure to win, then he will be ashamed of his status as a top student of the Conservatory of Music!

"I'm going to lose!

Good luck?

"Poof。。。。。。 ”

"Aha。。。。。。 ”

"Oh my God! a mortal actually said to a god, 'I'll give you a creation', the old man has seen it for the first time in tens of thousands of years, haha, laughed at me!"

"Yes, there are always one or two insects, I don't know how thick the sky is, I want to hear it, what kind of creation do you have that you can give to the Jiuhua Fairy?"

"I'm not ashamed~ The scum from the mortal world is just uninformed。。。。。。 ”

Zhou Ru is voice fell, Jiuhua Fairy sneered, and the die-hard fans around her were also very happy, looking at Zhou Ru yes with eyes no different from looking at a fool!

In their eyes, Zhou Ru's conversation with Jiuhua Fairy is like a beggar talking to a rich man.

The rich walk the streets, pestered by beggars.

The rich man thought that the beggar was asking him for money again, so he touched his wallet and took out ten yuan for the beggar.

As a result, the beggar not only did not ask for it, but sneered at the rich man and said, "Do you think Lao Tzu wants you to break this money! Let me tell you, I pestered you to give you a bag of gold coins." ”

The rich man hehehe, is this Nima possible?

Little bug, do you know what you're talking about?

Jiuhua Fairy stared at Zhou Ruis and sneered, and her hardcore fans were even more unbearable.

"Zhou Ruyi, this fairy wants to hear what kind of creation you want to give me!"

Zhou Ru smiled, the corners of his mouth rose, and under the illumination of the afternoon sun, his whole person exuded a different kind of charm.

"I have a song called "Fishing Boat Singing Evening", if I lose, I will give it to you!"

Heheda, are you insulting me Jiuhua?

I don't know how many music scores in my heavenly court are, so why do you need mortal music scores.

Jiuhua Fairy glanced at Zhou Ru is contemptuously, and said disdainfully: "What is "Fishing Boat Singing Night", this fairy has never heard of it, and it is estimated that it is something that can't be put on the table, I don't need it, so as not to dirty my ears." ”

"Hahaha, what the fairy said is interesting, I agree with your opinion, how can the music score of the mortal world be compared with that of the heavenly court?"

"Scum, don't take it out, or I'll be so disgusted that I'll vomit!"

"Although I don't use the piano art, just listening to the name of your song is unbearable! What "Fishing Boat Singing Night", if the fishing boat can sing, then the man can have children!"

"Aha! I'm laughing to death, Brother Dao, you say this wonderfully!

"Where and where, a worm who doesn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth, wants to fool the fairy, and he doesn't weigh his own catties!"

"Humph!"

Since you don't want it, or even look down on it, that's okay!

I don't send it Zhou Ru, if one day, the moment when "Fishing Boat Singing Night" becomes famous in heaven, I hope you don't regret it!

Zhou Ru coldly swept around the Jiuhua Fairy and her hardcore fan group, and remembered their ugly faces one by one.

As a graduate of a music class, Zhou Ru is the most intolerant of others insulting those famous songs, and unfortunately, Jiuhua and her fan group have successfully done this!

"Since you don't want the score, what do you want?"

What do you want? This fairy wants your life!

It's a pity that it's the birthday banquet of the Seventh Princess, and you are not allowed to raise sword soldiers, otherwise after you lose, this fairy will definitely cut off your head with a sword!

But now, kneeling down and apologizing is your only way out~

"If you lose, you don't need to give anything, as long as you honestly kowtow to this fairy, how about it?"

"Kowtow, Jiuhua, don't go too far!"

"What Lao Jun said is reasonable! If Xiaoyou is the master of my child Nezha, and he is the same generation as this Heavenly King, if he kowtows to you, doesn't that mean that you are a generation higher than him, and you are also a generation higher than this Heavenly King? Do you think it is appropriate?"

"That is, the competition needs a color head, but this color head also has a limit, Jiuhua, you don't have to do too much~"

I agree with Feng Bo。。。。。。 ”

"Agreed~"

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The immortals who had a good attitude towards Zhou Ru spoke for Zhou Ru one after another, which made Zhou Ru very moved.

He arched his hand towards these immortals, smiled slightly, puffed up his chest confidently and calmly, stretched out a finger in his right hand, pointed at the Jiuhua fairy, and said, "Let Zhou kowtow to you!

"Idol, your actions are so handsome! I admire you so much!"

The silver-armored man rushed to Zhou Ruye's side with starry eyes, standing side by side with him, his chest straightened, his buttocks cocked, and his right index finger poked forward, imitating Zhou Ruye's posture, and shouted: "Let Yu kowtow to you! Okay! But I'm really embarrassed, you guys who are not second-rate immortals, don't even think about it in this life~"

The movements are in place, and the expressions are very expressive.

Brother Howling Dog, you're imitating it well!

But there are immortals flying towards you, with spells in your hands, you have to be careful.

Zhou Ru was careful to stay away from a certain dog, so as not to let the angry screaming fairy on the opposite side splash his own dog blood when he was about to burst the heavenly dog chrysanthemum!

"Wow, stupid dog, I'm going to kill you~"

"Uh-huh, here you are, third-rate immortals. ”

"I 。。。。。。 ”

Hum!

"Nonsense, all of them will be retreated!"

With a flick of his sleeves, the handsome old man Jade Emperor couldn't stand it anymore, he snorted angrily, and the roaring dogs, together with the angry crazy immortals, were scared like plague chickens, and the cat returned to its original seat and shivered.

"The competition between Jiuhua Fairy and Zhou Ruyi, what is Guan Er waiting for? Do you need to intervene? It's just unlikely!"

The Jade Emperor spat and scolded for a long time before he breathed a sigh of relief.

When all the immortals were obediently sitting upright, he stroked his forehead and sighed softly, his eyes glaring at Zhou Rusi, not knowing what to say?

Little offspring, why are you so likely to offend people? first the immortals, then the painting gods, and now you have just gotten up with Jiuhua, you say you, why are you so uneasy~

Zhou Ru said very aggrieved, we are honest people, we never provoke others, others provoke me, so ah, you can't blame me for this!

It seems that he has discovered the small eyes of the Jade Emperor.

Zhou Ru sighed, and once again took small steps, rubbing and rubbing, like a devil's pace~ He walked in front of the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, please bear witness. ”

The Jiuhua Fairy also bowed, and lightly opened her lips and said, "Your Majesty, please be a witness!"

We just want to listen to a song and be happy, but it has become what it is, and we will testify to you!

"Yes, all Aiqing witnesses together, which is better and which is inferior, wait and see!"

"Do your Majesty's will!"

"Do your Majesty's will!"

After the mountain call, every immortal fixed their eyes on Zhou Rushi and Jiuhua Fairy!

At this moment, Zhou Ru was very helpless to become everyone's focus again, so much so that Zhou Ru was about to take this as a habit!

"Jiuhua Fairy, please first!"

Zhou Ru was in line with the gentlemanly principle of ladies first, and made a gesture of inviting with his right arm outward, and then his body fell down, and he lay down lazily again.

It's time for you, you can still lie down calmly and look at the white clouds in the sky, I really admire you so much, let me go over to lie down with you and sleep together~

A dog stared at Zhou Rushi who was lying on the ground with starry eyes, and his eyes were so fanatical that he couldn't help but want to lean on Zhou Rushi's side, but he was slapped on the head by Taishang Laojun, and squatted in place with tears in his eyes.

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In this battle with Zhou Ruyi, Jiuhua Fairy has been longing for a long, long time.

Since the last time he was humiliated by him in the plum garden, Jiuhua Fairy has been studying piano skills frantically day and night.

Ask the god of music for advice, ask the fairy of neon clothes for advice, she is eager to learn, and she has practiced hard to the point of madness.

Finally, God rewarded hard work, and the night before yesterday, Jiuhua's heart flashed with inspiration, broke through the shackles, and took his piano skills to the next level.

So today, at this moment, she wants Zhou Ru to see with her own eyes how powerful and terrifying she is after the improvement of her piano skills!

Tremble! Mortal! Tremble! Zhou Ruyi, this fairy wants you to kneel in front of me and shout loudly, "Obey!"

He clenched his fist vigorously.

The Jiuhua fairy sat on the ground and put the guzheng bungalow on her knees.

After a moment of contemplation, she took a deep breath, and at the quietest moment in the entire Condensation Rose Garden, her eyes lit up, and ten slender fingers floated the strings like flowing water, and began her playing.

Zheng~

The melodious music echoed in everyone's ears in an instant, and everyone was taken to a green bamboo forest the moment they heard the first note.

In the bamboo forest, there is the wind blowing, there are birds singing, there is a stream gurgling, and there is a rattling of bamboo leaves.

How beautiful it is, how tranquil it is!

As far as the eye can see, it is full of bamboo, which rustles in the wind.

The voice was like a singer standing on a beautiful hillside singing.

The song is melodious and tactful, and like the crisp impact of wind chimes, it softly knocks on the heart of every immortal.

Ten seconds!

Twenty seconds!

Thirty seconds!

。。。。。。

One minute!

When the Jiuhua Immortal finished playing, all the immortals were intoxicated with the artistic conception she created, and for more than a minute, none of the immortals came to their senses.

This is the absolute strength!

Except for the only one!

Zhou Ru was awake, and his eyes were rolling around, proving that he had long since departed from the artistic conception created by the Jiuhua Fairy.

To be honest, you've made a lot of progress, and it's amazing to be able to incorporate a beautiful picture into your music.

Zhou Ru turned sideways and gave Jiuhua a thumbs up.

Jiuhua Fairy, turn her face away, don't look at him, that means not too straightforward - garbage, not worth seeing this fairy!

Hehe, that's so proud.

Zhou Ru put down his thumb stupidly and secretly counted the time.

Seventy seconds!

Eighty seconds!

Ninety seconds!

When the time came to a minute and a half, finally an immortal opened his eyes.

One hundred seconds!

Ten percent of the immortals opened their eyes!

One hundred and ten seconds!

Thirty percent of the immortals opened their eyes!

Two minutes!

Sixty percent of the immortals opened their eyes!

One hundred and thirty seconds!

The remaining forty percent of the immortals opened their eyes in unison!

One hundred and thirty seconds!

All the immortals have completely detached themselves from the artistic conception created by the Jiuhua Fairy, this achievement is really remarkable!

"It's so beautiful, that bamboo forest is really beautiful!"

"I saw the stream inside, I saw the insects and fish, I felt the breeze, and I touched the green bamboo, ah~ How real that feeling is, Jiuhua Fairy, this seat admires!"

"Yes! Being in the bamboo forest, the whole body and mind are completely relaxed, and I feel like I am soaking in the hot spring, not to mention how wonderful that kind of comfort is! Thank you, fairy, for giving the old man such a wonderful experience!"

"Agreed, Jiuhua Fairy's piano skills are real and unbeatable!"

"Agreed, totally agreed!"

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