Chapter Twenty-Three: Dad
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When I was climbing happily, I never expected that there was a very high hurdle below, an upside-down onion dog eating, and his face was in the middle of the sandy ground. Good fellow, that's a disfigurement.
I was in so much pain that I was so aggrieved that I didn't dare to squeak. Covering his face and crying wildly, I'm not saying I'm not a gentleman, you can try to hit your nose hard with your hands, I can't describe this with force, the weight of the whole body is all pressed on the bridge of the nose.
"It's over~ crooked!" Now my tears flowed even harder.
Touching my hot face and pinching my nose crooked to the outside of the earth, I didn't have the courage to look in the mirror, but fortunately I could stand up, there was a passage in front of me, and the lights next to it were still LED energy-saving.
"Damn, when did my family become so tyrant?"
Leaning against the wall, the door behind me was about to be hammered apart, the sound was crunchy, if it hit me, my dad would probably have to be convicted of intentional homicide. With the idea that I didn't want my dad to become a murderer, and at the same time I wanted to live a few more years, I quickened my pace.
I walked and walked, and walked and walked.
"I'm going to ~ This passage was dug during the tunnel war? It's too long. "But fortunately, the surrounding passages are very bright. It doesn't make me feel like I'm never going to reach the end. I finally came to the end, and there was something in front of me that looked like a dog hole.
People are good at being bullied and horses are good at being ridden, "What does this hole mean? I want to climb in?"
I looked at the black mouth of the cave, like a mouth devouring people, there is not a flower in the animal world that secretes sweet juice to attract bees and fruit flies and the like, those stupid insects think that pie is falling from the sky, spread a good thing, stuffy head and rush straight into the stamen, and the result is burping.
I have a brain, this black hole is still blowing wind in this way, and the cold wind makes me want to go back to my father to admit my mistake and beg for mercy.
"Bang!" the door panel was completely shattered, and it is estimated that the surrounding neighbors thought that whose house was fighting.
"Bang dang~" seems to be the sound of a baseball falling into the tunnel.
"It's over, it's over, come in. "When people reach a critical time, they still have to listen to the call of instinct, my dad broke the door, he must have thought in his heart to catch another thief and win a community good person award, the fire in his heart must be burning vigorously, and when he finds out that it is me, the flame will definitely burn me all over my body.
I looked at the dog hole, but I still lay down with my head down.
I tried to put my second hand in, and because both hands were free, my center of gravity leaned forward, and my whole body involuntarily leaned forward.
As soon as my palm touched the wall, my heart was half cold, as if I had hit a slide?
It was suddenly dark in front of me, and then the world was spinning, and throwing it into the washing machine to dry it five hundred times, I had the heart to vomit, and I didn't have the opportunity to vomit. This feeling is more frightening than falling into a black hole, the black hole is sucking you in, I am turning into it, a comparison can be imagined.
The ass finally hit the ground, however, the light in front of me was still dizzy and flashing, and the outside world was constantly turning, I retched while holding on to the wall, but the poor thing was that the wall was also shaking, I was not ready to retch, my palm was empty, it seemed that I didn't get it, and as soon as the person fell, he fell to the ground.
"Ouch hey. A hundred-kilogram body was immediately pressed on his body, and the big man also began to retch.
"Don't run~ thief!" is like a drunk passer-by, holding a baseball bat and talking about alcohol.
My mind was a little clearer at this time, it was my dad who fell on me, and the pain was so refreshing that I almost didn't have a mouthful of blood sprayed on his face, but suddenly there was a bunch of sticky stuff on my face, and it was very smelly.
"Ahh I couldn't open my mouth anymore, but I yelled in surprise.
I hurriedly grabbed his clothes, took them and rubbed them on my face, this matter can be listed as the top of the list of things in my life. Of course, I still have to look at the whole thing in parallel, is it so miserable to go home and find something? I don't steal or rob and I will be disgusted.
"Dad! it's me!" I yelled at the strong man in front of me, and I was depressed in my heart!
"I'll go, little bunny!" my dad was more excited than I was, and he slapped me in the head when he came up, and once again I felt dizzy in my sight.
"I don't want to go to school!! Go home and steal something!"
"Whoever steals, the one who steals is a puppy!"
Dad got up and took off his clothes, which smelled weird.
He stood in front of me with his hands crossed, ready to train me to the beat.
"Stinky eggs! Why did you come here in the middle of the night if you didn't steal anything! Who would come home so late if you didn't steal anything, and!!" pointed at me angrily.
"You actually skipped class and didn't go to self-study at night, and sneaked home so late and said, What are you doing!"
My nickname at home is Stinky Eggs, and my dad came to such a voice, and he was really shocked by his momentum.
"I, I," I can't confess, but if I continue like this, I'll have to be beaten.
"I'm going home looking for information!"
"Looking for information?
"What are you humming? I ask you, what is this place!" I was in a hurry to distract myself.
Dad was speechless for a while.
I looked around, and it was a huge basement, and I had never heard a word about it from my parents, friends and aunts.
"What's wrong? Don't you think it's time for your son and me to live so long and not tell me?"
My dad's anger gauge value is decreasing sharply, and his momentum is starting to go in the direction that is not hurtful.
"Actually......" He walked to the side and turned on the light as he spoke, one after another the wall lamps lit up one after another, and the secrets hidden in the darkness were finally exposed, and my heart began to swell and excited, I knew that I was not a simple guy, otherwise how could I see so many things, and I also met the similar weirdos like Lyco, Li Daier, Amanda, and Ledo who constantly destroyed the three views.
A badminton court appeared in front of my eyes.
"Ha badminton court?" There are various brands of badminton rackets hanging around, and there is also a basket of badminton balls next to it.
"Dad, this is your secret?"
"Hehe~ yes, really...... This was originally your lord's cemetery, and I rebuilt it. The expression was like that of a humble junior high school student who was spotted by a teacher hiding in the toilet and smoking.
"My grandfather's grave!" I stood up and walked up to him, looking at him angrily.
"Although I don't have any feelings for my grandfather, but you actually converted the cemetery of the old man into a badminton court, how much do you love badminton?
"Stinky boy, did you talk to your dad like that!"
"Hehehe, you are rebellious, I can't say a word about you, your conscience has been eaten by dogs!"
"I'm so rebellious, you don't know a fart, and you dare to teach you a lesson?" he said and picked up the baseball bat that was placed next to him.
"Hey, hey, hey, there's something to say, gentleman, you know. "I forgot that the gentleman didn't even move his mouth in this hurry.
"Do you think you look like a gentleman? Your father, I am engaged in sports, my hands are full of calluses, and I have been a rough person all my life, and if I want to be a gentleman, I may only be reincarnated as your son in the next life, you are educated, and you are a gentleman. ”
My dad just has a problem, as soon as this person gets angry, everything he says will be completely rebounded, and it makes sense for you, I can't find a basis to refute it.
The baseball bat on his head swung over at once.
Subconsciously tightly protected his waist, waiting for Dad's killer weapon to attack. My closed eyes slowly opened, why hasn't it been so long, is it because my pain nerves are out of control?