Knowing the horror of the fairy fruit from Lao Jun, Zhou Ru vowed never to eat anything in the heavenly court again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But if you are hungry and the drums are thundering, and you can't eat any fruit, what can you eat to fill your belly?

Zhou Ru was very melancholy, he tilted his head, fell crooked on the carpet again, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

"Little friend, what are you doing?" (Little friend, what are you doing?)

"Sleep!"

"Sleeping?"

"yes!"

Taishang Laojun looked strange and puzzled.

"Thou 。。。。。。 ”

"Don't talk to me, sleeping quietly slows down my body's protein consumption and allows me to live longer. ”

Taishang Laojun had a black line, the big pineapple face trembled, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he was angry by Zhou Rus's words.

Sleep to live a little longer! What you mean by this is to mock the immortals for recruiting you to heaven as a teacher and starving you to death.

Taishang Laojun's lips trembled, and he touched the cuffs with one hand, and a small gray cloth bag appeared in his palm.

A soft voice in his mouth, "Put".

The small cloth bag quickly grew in size, and in the blink of an eye, it swelled to the size of a train car.

Immediately afterwards, a large number of ingredients fell from the cloth bag and were neatly stacked on the carpet, forming a pile of hills.

"Damn!

Zhou Ru, who pretended to be asleep, watched this scene in shock with half-open eyes, his eyes aimed at the giant cloth bag in the air, and he was envious.

"Na!"

Taishang Laojun tilted his chin in the direction of the small mountain of ingredients, coughed, and said, "Is it enough?"

Zhou Ru rolled over and got up from the ground, stood in front of the hill of ingredients more than ten meters high, nodded, and said, "Enough is enough! It would be better if you gave me the Qiankun bag!"

"Whew!"

"You're thinking too much. ”

"The Qiankun bag is uncontrollable if you are not an immortal, you, forget it!"

Taishang Laojun's tone was very arrogant, at least in Zhou Ruye's eyes, it was quite a stinky fart.

If you don't give it, you won't give it, what the hell is stingy, buddies are not rare! Zhou Ru replied to the old man, stared at the mountain of ingredients with his hands on his waist, glanced at the old man, and said suspiciously: "Where did you get so many ingredients?"

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said proudly: "Hehe, when I was flying in the sky, I passed by a place where there were many people, and I saw that there were many people coming and going, so I went in to take a look, and this look, I found that there were a variety of ingredients and commodities inside, and there were countless of them.

Taishang Laojun smiled, twisted his beard with one hand, his eyebrows twitched, he was very sorry for his wisdom, and his voice was out of tune.

I didn't notice it at all, and the young man standing next to me was already stunned.

Zhou Ru opened his mouth wide, stared at the whites of his eyes, and looked at Taishang Laojun, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

The gods in the sky have ransacked the Wal-Mart supermarket! My God, let me be quiet.

Zhou Ru automatically made up the picture at that time, the corners of his mouth were pulled painfully, and he quietly gave a thumbs up to Taishang Laojun.

Brother, Niu Break! I don't accept anyone in this heavenly court, so I will obey you.

With the ingredients and seasonings, Zhou Ru luckily avoided the fate of starving to death in the heavenly court.

He rummaged through the hill of ingredients, picked up a dozen eggs, two or three tomatoes, a piece of yogurt, three potatoes, five or six green peppers, and various seasonings of green onions, ginger and garlic oil.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with vinegar, yogurt with fruit, it's so pleasant!"

Turning out a small bowl, beating the eggs, cutting the shredded potatoes, and serving with green onions, ginger and green peppers, Zhou Ru was a busy mess.

Behind him, a small heel tugged at the corner of his coat and held it firmly, staring at the desk with big eyes blinking, curious!

Zhou Ru looked at the ninth sister funny, picked up a box of yogurt on the desk, inserted a straw and stuffed it into her little palm.

The little man stared at the yogurt, and he didn't know how to put his mouth for a while, and the anxious little appearance made Zhou Ru laugh.

I hurriedly took two breaths of air to demonstrate.

"Gollum。。。。。。 The yogurt flowed down the straw into the mouth of the ninth sister, and she was so delicious that she was running around.

Taishang Laojun, who was watching on the side, couldn't help but swallow and spit at the mouth.

"Na!"

A box of yogurt was stuffed into his hand, and Lao Jun grinned and smiled, "But it's disrespectful。。。。。。! ”

Pretend!

Zhou Ru glanced at the old man who was sucking yogurt with disdain, scolded a few words, and continued to cook.

Finding the pot and pouring oil, Zhou Ru suddenly found that there was no fire.

It's okay.

"Laojun, borrow fire!"

"How?"

"Make rice!"

Hand pinched the seal, and the immortal fire appeared.

Zhou Ru nodded with satisfaction and put the pot on the rack.

The oil is hot, fry the tomatoes, out the juice, take out, brush the pot, pour the oil, stir-fry the eggs, semi-ripe, pour the tomatoes, one by one, in an orderly manner.

Lao Jun Jiumei was dumbfounded.

Humming a little song, the eggs and tomatoes were poured together and stir-fried a few times, and a plate of fragrant and brightly colored tomato scrambled eggs appeared in heaven.

Rolling her eyes, she opened the hand of the ninth sister who was stealing tomato scrambled eggs, Zhou Ru rolled her eyes, picked up a white porcelain bowl and buckled it on the egg.

Brush the pot, pour oil, wait for the oil to be hot, fry the green onion and ginger, and then the shredded potatoes.

Zhou Ru is shovel is flying, like Xiang Zhuang dancing with a sword, and the ninth sister Laojun on the side has wide eyes and a demented look.

Turn off the heat, add two spoons of salt, a spoonful of chicken essence, take advantage of the high temperature at the bottom of the pot, stir-fry evenly, Zhou Ru smiled with satisfaction, and the brightly colored vinegared shredded potatoes appeared in heaven for the first time.

The ninth sister's eyes lit up, and she screamed, and Lao Jun's dim eyes were round.

Zhou Ru smiled proudly, filled three bowls of steaming rice, and put the two dishes on the table.

The ninth sister pounced first, picked up a piece of egg and threw it in her mouth.

The deliciousness of the tomatoes and the mellow aroma of the eggs overflowed the small mouth of the ninth sister.

Jiu Mei's eyes lit up like a light bulb, and the delicious sensation rushed straight to her mind, making her scream and cry out for curiosity (delicious).

Taishang Laojun smelled the fragrance of the food, slightly intoxicated, he elegantly picked up the shredded potatoes, put them in his mouth, chewed carefully, nodded with satisfaction from time to time, and sighed a lot.

Zhou Ru looked at the intoxicated appearance of the old and the young, and smiled knowingly, only to find that half a plate of tomato scrambled eggs and vinegared shredded potatoes disappeared quickly.

Frightened, he hurriedly started and devoured it.

A dinner for both guests and hosts.

When the female official Zhiqin came to pick up the ninth sister, three people of different shapes, tall, short, fat and thin were lying on the carpet in unison, touching their stomachs and humming with satisfaction.

Oh my God!

The female official of the piano covered her mouth and shouted softly!