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Yang Yan nodded with satisfaction, and explained the ins and outs of the matter in short and direct words.

"The earth is going to explode, I have a new planet, love to come or not, come to register, and arrange for your people to investigate first in a month. Any objections?"

The people below look at each other, can we have any objections? Is it really okay?

Yang Yan was very satisfied with his short and concise speech.

When I was in school, I hated it when the leaders talked and stole a few handfuls of ink, and I was annoyed to death! Look how clear and simple my speech is! Perfect!

At this time, the people below were already a little panicked.

The South Korean representative wiped his sweat and thought to himself, you stinky and shameless! That planet is obviously ours of South Korea! How can you take possession of it by force? If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have done it a long time ago!

As far as the eye can see, everything is my Korea!

Some big countries are fine, but other small countries don't know what the situation is, and the earth is going to be bombed? Why? Found the planet? Where to stay? Investigate? What is the investigation? Can't you just move?

Looking at the chaotic scene below, Yang Yan was furious!

"Don't make a noise! If you make any more noise, you'll all be thrown into prison! Damn it, your IQ is low? I don't understand this big, and I still have the face to put this noise!"

The crowd below was very quiet, but they were about to cry.

Damn, you're retarded! Don't you make it clear for such a big thing, and blame us? We provoked you! You just scolded us like that! It's a big fart, how serious is this! The earth is going to explode! I'll go, are you a pig!

Even though he greeted Yang Yan's family in his heart, he was helpless, and the only thing he could do was to keep quiet.

Yang Yan nodded in satisfaction. No wonder so many people like to be bullies! It's so cool! I like you guys who don't like me and can't do anything about it!

The dog was very discerning, and when he saw that this matter was over, in an instant, a list was projected in the air.

Yang Yan coughed and spoke shyly.

"Everyone, be quiet, look at this, this is the record of the people who have recently made trouble in Beishi, we charge per capitation, you are optimistic about how many people have been detained in your country, remember to bring money to ransom people when the time comes! 200 million yuan per person. ”

The colored monk in the crowd looked at the list, stretched out his hand and stabbed the sloppy Taoist next to him, and asked with a little uncertainty: "I remember that there seem to be six people from the monkey country, and they are all locked in?"

Before the sloppy Taoist could speak, the hot-tempered Vulcan had already burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, these monkey country ****! It seems that they are mentally retarded! There are still thieves in a big fart place! Pretending to be forced all day long! They are not civilized, and they are still pretending to be forced there! Now it's okay, they're all in prison! Look at you still can't scream!"

The laughter attracted the attention of many people, fortunately, everyone in the Monkey Country was arrested and imprisoned by Yang Yan, otherwise the two sides would have to fight!

A handsome French man in a top hat looked at the list, frowned and stretched out his fingers, and asked loudly: "Mr. Yang, may I ask why our French anomalyte is worth one billion?

Yang Yan looked at the fingers of the handsome French guy and was immediately happy.

"That's not it, the big brother didn't do anything, it was a misunderstanding at first, but then it wasn't a misunderstanding, he caused us a lot of trouble. ”

The handsome French guy didn't believe it, this ability was quite familiar with him in private, he knew what he was very well, how could an honest person make a mistake! Besides, he had told himself before he came that he had come this time purely because he had been here for a long time. It's even less likely to cause trouble.

There is only one truth! The murderer is you! Obviously, the handsome French guy has already decided that Yang Yan is making trouble.

Then I heard Yang Yan explain.

"This big brother was greedy, and as a result, he ate his stomach badly, so he used his ability. My formation can detect energy surges, and as long as someone uses more power than ordinary people, they will be sealed and imprisoned. So he's in prison...... I heard that a large number of people passed out in the prison, and I still don't know if they are alive or dead, because no one dares to go in and see ......."

The French brother took two steps back and covered his face with his hat. It's so embarrassing! I'm going to it, it's so embarrassing......

The United States has arrested 19 people and needs to pay a ransom of 3.8 billion yuan, and the faces of the American representatives are twitching, and they can't wait to rush into prison and kill those 19 people now. How many times did you say it before you came! Keep a low profile! Keep a low profile! Why do you think this is the United States!

On the other hand, the remaining representatives of the Devil Country were full of gloomy anger, and it seemed that the whole person was blackened. Then when Yang Yan looked over, he immediately smiled and nodded at Yang Yan friendly. When Yang Yan looked away, his face was gloomy and angry......

The representative of South Korea is much simpler, go in a circle and study there.

"That planet belongs to my big Korea, we have to get it back!

"It's a pity that his strength is too strong, we can't do anything about him, otherwise how could we let him snatch our territory!"

A stick gritted his teeth, his angry face already distorted.

"These Chinese people are the most hateful! They will rob whatever they see is good! Not to say that Qu Yuan is from their country! They also shamelessly celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival! And say that Changbai Mountain is also their country, so don't be embarrassed!"

Yang Yan's ears were sharp, and the words of these sticks were heard clearly, with a smile on his face, and he waved his hand.

Swish!

The three sticks vanished. The people around were startled, and looked at Yang Yan, what kind of demon is this?

Yang Yan explained with a smile: "Just now these three sticks spoke very hard, and they also said that the planet belongs to his family, hehe!"

The people below are quiet, and you can even control the conversation, so we really have nothing to say.

After a while, Yang Yan withdrew from the maze, and with an order, the crowd dispersed. Each goes back to his own house, and each finds his own mother.

When the crowd dispersed, Yang Yan's eyes flashed, he sneered, and disappeared into the depths of Daqing Mountain.

.........

At the house of the second brother Wang, the sound of mahjong rubbing came out. Occasionally, there was a bump!

It was Father Yang, Mother Yang, Second Master and Uncle Wang who were playing mahjong. Second Brother Wang moved a stool, sat next to his father, and kept supporting. I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks, and I couldn't wait to sit on it and play mahjong.

Outside the house, a few figures sneaked in without a sound.

"This is it! The target's relatives are here. Just catch them, and then you can get that planet!"

"Very good, what are you waiting for, do it!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

A deep voice reached the room, muffled by the sound of mahjong. It didn't attract the attention of the five people in the room.

Just when these people were about to make a move, a slender figure suddenly appeared. Said in disgust, "The little devil is disgusting!"

With a slight wave of their hands, these ninjas were shocked to find that they could not move! They could not even make a sound! The cruelty and violence in their eyes changed to fear and panic. In the face of the threat of death, fear begins.

Yang Yan appeared in the courtyard and gave a thumbs up to Ahri. Then a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"I really don't have a long memory! I detained 23 of your little devils before, and this time I sent me four more, so I'm not short of money anyway, so I'd better kill you. ”

The eyes of the four little devils were full of despair. This demon is in his hands, no good!

"Master, killing them is simply dirty your hands, it's better to hand them over directly to the wind god and let them solve it. ”

Ahri stepped forward and chuckled.

Yang Yan smiled, "Also, let's play with those guys!"

There are a lot of ill-intentioned people, and the country of sticks and rice also sent people, but unfortunately, there is Ahri in front of them, just like a copper wall, no one can break it. In the end, they were all taken away by the god of fire, and the ending was naturally very tragic, and they were used as human punching bags by the god of fire and the god of thunder.

After several waves of probing, several countries with bad intentions finally discovered that the two sides were fundamentally different at different levels. It's like the gap between an ant and an elephant.

At this time, Yang Yan was chatting with Romisid. Unexpectedly, I learned that Romisid had a talent for commanding. He once led the natives to fight off the invading space pirates.

Yang Yan was suddenly excited, what was missing.

"Romissid, would you like to stay and help me?"

Romisi was stunned for a moment and asked, "How can I help you?"

Yang Yan said with a smile: "Help me take the explorers of Huaguo to explore the planet!

Romisi thought for a moment and said, "Exploration is my favorite. I helped!"

"Thanks!"

"You're welcome!"

When the thin old man and the others knew that this exploration would be led by an alien, they were stunned. After a while, I reluctantly agreed.

Yang Yan doesn't break it, just your half-baked level, in other planets you don't rely on Romisid, it's great to be able to come back half of it!