"Huh...... It's so sleepy......"

Sitting on the rocking chair in the courtyard, Liu Zijin yawned exaggeratedly, he squinted at the white dove flying with a package in his mouth, and thought about everyone's next move. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I took the package and took out the Datang Times Weekly inside, only to see that the first page of the newspaper was written in exaggerated red letters: "The world's first beauty is secretly promised!?" Next to it is a profile photo of Chen Yingjian, leaning under the pear blossom tree, Chen Yingjian smiled lightly like a pure angel.

"It looks good. ”

"Why are you looking at me and saying?"

"Her heart is all over you. ”

"Alas...... Handsome and handsome, I always suffer unimaginable bad fate, this is my curse. ”

"Huh. ”

Liu Zijin mocked Li Zhihao, looked at the author's report with interest, and saw that he rendered Chen Yingjian's beauty with heavy brushwork, and then slowly talked about her scandal object.

At the end of the article, he wrote: "We don't know much about Li Zhihao himself, we only know that he is a peerless martial artist, you may be surprised that our goddess likes such a person, but in fact, if you have seen this Li Zhihao's appearance, you will definitely feel a pair of golden boys and girls." After this sentence, a photo of Li Zhihao is attached, in which Li Zhihao looks pensive while holding a gun, and his eyes are full of sadness, which makes people feel distressed at first glance.

Liu Zijin laughed and said, "Why are you doing this?

Li Zhihao grabbed the newspaper and looked at it, and analyzed: "Looking at this background and the floor next to it, nine times out of ten, I just vomited on the ground." ”

"Alas, you still have a bit of a posture if you don't speak. ”

"I don't like to hear this, if I don't speak, I will determine the best person in the world. ”

"Hahaha, shut up. ”

The two were arguing, and the second newspaper flew down again, this time with an even more eye-catching headline: "The goddess secretly promised but was ruthlessly rejected, and the peerless handsome guy liked a man!?"

"Yes, it's very strong, this author is good, and the idea is very correct. ”

Li Zhihao was silent for a moment, lowered his head and brewed his emotions for a while, and then looked at Liu Zijin with affectionate eyes: "Who else is the man who is with me all day but you?" ”

"Get out!"

This was followed by a third newspaper, this time with the headline: "Li Zhihao has set off public anger, where will Lanxi Pavilion go?"

Liu Zijin smiled: "It's here." ”

"It's coming. ”

And sure enough, soon, Du Qinghuan issued a statement: "I heard that our Brother Li of Lanxi Pavilion has won the hearts of beauties, but I have never heard of the truth in this world that as long as you are liked, you must like each other." Our Brother Li is a free and easy man, no matter what he does, our Lanxi Pavilion will not abandon him. Don't forget, his master is our Blue Concubine, Blue Woman, how much I love Sister Lan Concubine, you should all know. Please don't come to trouble us again, our Lanxi Pavilion is not a soft persimmon, I hope you remember. ”

And almost at the same moment, Lou Tingfeng also issued a statement: "A few minutes ago, I was still nesting in my gentle township, asking my lovely woman to feed me cherries, but my brothers suddenly ran in and told me something big in a panic. As soon as I heard it, something really happened, it turned out that Chen Ying saw someone she liked, and the person she liked happened to be my best friend, Li Zhihao. I have to say that Chen Yingjian is very discerning, if she likes other people, such as Du Qinghuan, I will look down on her, but she likes Brother Li, which makes me feel very happy. Then I heard that Brother Li has now become the target of public criticism, according to the consistent practice of Lanxi Pavilion, Brother Li should not be very happy now, take this opportunity, I want to say to Brother Li and Brother Liu, welcome to join us at any time, as long as you come, the position of deputy gang leader will be taught to you to sit. ”

Li Zhihao smiled: "It's similar to what you said." ”

"Of course, it's almost time for you to reply to them, well, don't use the written word. ”

"Oh, just to let me spill my charm to the fullest. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

Li Zhihao pondered for a moment and wrote: "You say that I am a martial artist, why did I suddenly become the target of public criticism? Therefore, in a person's life, we must not only rely on our own struggle, but also have some coincidences. For example, I had two drinks on the street yesterday, and I was about to go home and drink with Liu Zijin while talking nonsense, but I was seen by this woman somehow. Then she said something, as soon as I saw you, my heart withered in an instant. What to say, if a person is a rainbow, he will know when he meets a talent, and what else to say, when he sees a gentleman, Yunhu doesn't like it. I thought it was this woman's brain, but when I looked at it, I saw that he was not bad, so I listened to her. She said she wanted to date me, I thought about it, and said okay, but as soon as the date was over, I found that I really didn't like her, so I rejected her, what a normal thing, you say yes? As soon as I went home, I heard Liu Zijin say, this woman is the first beauty in the world, and I got into big trouble, and then I read the newspaper and found that this trouble is indeed not small. Then I saw Du Qinghuan and Lou Tingfeng's statement, I was very moved when I saw it, they all regard me as brothers, then I also want to treat them as brothers, and when I am brothers, I can't bring trouble to each other, so I thought about it and decided to quit the gang, I won't join Lou Tingfeng or their own gang, I'm better to be a loose person. And those who look at me unpleasantly, those who scold me, even if they come, I will accompany them at any time. Or if there is a cute little girl who wants to socialize with me, I am very welcome. Oh, yes, yes, I'm not the only one, Liu Zijin has also withdrawn, I just said earlier that I won't cause trouble to my brother, but Liu Zijin is not my brother - he is my best friend. ”

"In the end, you went back. ”

"How would I write an essay if I wasn't so talented?"

"Heh, you'll have to take the retake when you go back. ”

"No, I'm drunk, I'm already drunk, I can't hear anything. ”

Li Zhihao pretended to be deaf and dumb for a moment, and then snapped his fingers to summon the pigeon and sent the statement out.

"Okay, quit the gang. ”

"What's the retreat, we don't have a main menu, how can we retreat?"

"yes......"

"Or maybe we didn't help in the first place. ”

"Hahaha, I'm afraid that the master will suddenly come and spray us angrily. ”

"Don't be afraid, it's coming. ”

"Hahahaha, it's definitely interesting. ”

"It's very interesting. ”

Soon after Li Zhihao's statement was issued, Du Qinghuan and Lou Tingfeng kept Li Zhihao separately, but Li Zhihao didn't bother to pay attention to them at all. Then, there were reports in the newspaper that there were fights in various places and the sudden rise of mysterious small gangs, and Liu Zijin sat in a rocking chair and watched slowly.

For the next five days, Liu Zijin sat in his rocking chair, listening to the birds and looking at the green leaves, rocking the rocking chair and reading the newspaper, and on the sixth day, he finally left the yard.

He walked up to Li Zhihao with a letter in his hand and said with a wry smile: "It's here." ”

Li Zhihao looked at the blue lines outside the envelope and laughed: Good to come. “

"Who's going to read it?"

"You, I'll laugh when I read it. ”

"Yes. ”

Liu Zijin opened the letter, only to see that every word on it was deeply printed on the paper, and the person who wrote the letter obviously vented all her anger in this letter.

"Ahem, ahem...... Okay, I'm starting to read. ”

Liu Zijin cleared his throat, glanced at it from top to bottom, and read with a chuckle: "Okay, you Li Zhihao, good Liu Zijin! You two are very good! I said that I like my master the most, you should be filial to my master, the master is the greatest, and the master is the best-looking! As a result, when I saw the women, they all ran away! Not only did they run away, but they also didn't tell me, but I still learned the news of your withdrawal from the gang from the newspaper! I was so happy! Did you take me seriously! Before you left, you said that you would only go out for three months, and you would come back in three months, and you would bring me a lot of delicious food, a lot of fun, and a cart of beautiful clothes. You also said in the letter that you will come to see me soon, wow, it will be deceiving. I won't come either, and I don't have to buy anything, too, you two are so powerful, you must have been tired of a little girl being your master, right? Then you just say it! Or are you really fascinated by that Chen Yingjian? Are you living like a fairy couple now? Is that really like that you come back? A famous woman is married, and Brother Du doesn't really like her! Forget it, don't write so much, anyway, you must be smiling very happily when you read this letter, right? But I tell you, I was angry, and I was very handsome, so I decided to come to you, beat you two up, and tell you what the majesty of the master is. P.S: Don't fight back!"

Li Zhihao smiled: "The master is still so spirited. ”

"yes, I'm angry looking at her now. ”

"I'll leave it to you, you'll be the best at making her happy. ”

"We didn't do it right this time, so don't coax her, just let her be angry. ”

"It's easy to say, she is light on you, and I am the one who gets beaten every time. ”

"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love. ”

"Haha, I'll say cool things too. ”

"What, you're still dissatisfied? Your favorite little Loriye, Lori's foot stomps on you, you pervert must be very excited. ”

"Loss. ”

"Hahaha, this day has really changed, and Li Zhihao also has the face to say that others have lost. ”

"I still have your face. ”

The two made a fuss, and Liu Zijin took the letter back into his personal space, and sighed: "Okay, let's do the right thing, we should go out." ”

"Hmmm......"

"So, let's go detonate the bombs that we've planted. ”

"Explosion is art!"

"Let's explode the winners of life!"