Gu Licha, who was lying on the ground, twitched a few times, slowly sat up, and said with a smile: "You also know our young master?"

"Of course, I know that although many people don't think highly of him, I like him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"We all like the young master very much. ”

Li Zhihao walked over and pulled Gu Licha up, and said, "You just said that the mad level is just a thousand horses? ”

"Oh?"

"With your rogue move, in a world that is only paper-level, with enough time, it will be easy for you to destroy the world. ”

Gulica smiled and replied, "But I also have to eat." ”

"Hahaha. ”

Liu Zijin handed over his coat with a smile and said, "I have already cleaned the dust on it, and your wife should not find out." ”

Gulica smiled and put his coat on, and then said softly, "Misuzu, I love you!"

After inadvertently spilling a handful of dog food, Gu Licha looked at the two of them seriously and said, "Although I don't know if you two have any special tricks that you haven't used, there is no doubt that the two of you are at the level of madness." So, tonight your dwelling place has been settled. ”

Liu Zijin smiled and said: "What kind of quirks does that boss have, he has to be beaten to let him go, is he a masochist?"

"It's not that he has any quirks, he's just an ordinary person who, by the way, is obsessed with martial arts. ”

"Ordinary people?"

"That's right, he's an ordinary man. I'm sure you also know that hard work is very important and very important, but no matter how hard an ordinary person tries, he can only reach an upper limit, and it is even more difficult to break through to the sky than to ascend to the sky. And the boss is just an ordinary person, and to be honest, I was surprised that he was able to achieve murder. ”

"How did he break through? Could it be that he was beaten and then upgraded. ”

"Haha, only we can be beaten and upgraded. He can't, he can break through all by his own efforts. ”

"Oh, how hard?"

"Of course he didn't let you live in for nothing, he had a rule in his shop that when you beat him, he had to record a trick and give it to him. ”

"Similar to martial arts cheats?"

"Hmm. ”

Li Zhihao smiled: "Whatever you want?"

"Anything goes, even if you kick out at will, punch at will, as long as you make it seriously, he will accept it like a treasure. ”

After hearing this, Liu Zijin immediately said: "He is very dangerous like this, although the sea is inclusive, but it is not a good thing for a person to be too mixed in mathematics, and what suits him is the best." ”

Gulica spread his hands and said helplessly: "Everyone knows this truth, but he doesn't care about it. ”

Li Zhihao concluded: "Don't say it, what's the use of talking too much here, it's better to say it directly to him." By the way, how long can we live if we win once? According to his one-time-one-trick rule, it is impossible for us to live permanently. ”

"If you win once, you can live for a month, which is quite generous. With your strength, you will be able to find a satisfying home in less than a week. ”

"This is a world where power reigns?"

"That's right. ”

Li Zhihao snuffed out the cigarette butt and laughed: "Strength casts classics, and it is no accident that the king is the king." ”

The three of them walked to the hotel while chatting, and halfway through, Liu Zijin suddenly asked, "Aren't you at work?

Gulica sighed and said helplessly: "You are very strong, very strong, whether it is as a future customer or a colleague, it is good for our moving agency to be good with you." Don't look at me like this, I'm the most serious person in our moving club, don't believe me, have you seen the senior activity center over there?"

"See. ”

"Did the old man in the sunglasses and suit playing poker see it?"

"What's wrong?"

"He's an employee of our moving agency, either retired or active. He has even started pretending to be Alzheimer's in order to skip work recently, but he doesn't want to think about whether Alzheimer's people can play poker so well?"

Li Zhihao observed him for a moment, and said: "Not only did he play well, but he was also using poker to tease the beautiful clerk inside......"

Gu Licha sighed vigorously, and pointed to the street lamp next to him, the two looked up, and found that there was a spirited single ponytail old man on the top of the street lamp, and his close-fitting tight cheongsam was full of large muscles, which made people worry about whether the street lamp could bear his weight.

"The old man who looks like a pervert is also our employee, and like Uncle Pai, he also has Alzheimer's. Specific phenomena show that he sometimes fantasizes that he is a crane. ”

Liu Zijin sighed, and said: "Your club is a little inhumane, and the two grandfathers won't let them retire at such an old age......"

"We say it's an employee, but we don't have them working at all. Of course, the salary is still paid. ”

"Your club is a little too humane...... right?"

"Haha, how can there be, don't look at their age and a little dementia, but their strength should not be underestimated. Or, even I can't beat either of them. ”

"The two grandfathers are mighty and domineering. ”

After this little episode, the two have a deeper understanding of the world. They began to look forward to the people they met here, the things they encountered, and at the same time, they were also wondering, in such a world, how do gamers play games, is it also one game after another?

And this question was quickly answered, and after walking for more than ten minutes, the three of them finally arrived at the hotel, and as soon as they saw the name of the hotel, Liu Zijin understood most of it. Not for anything else, the plaque of this hotel is written with the big characters of dragon flying and phoenix dancing, and the three big characters of listening to the wind are written.

Liu Zijin already knew who would come out next, he sighed and said to Li Zhihao, "Here we go again." ”

"Guess how they came out. ”

"I don't know the exact form, but it's definitely very earthy and very windy. ”

As soon as they finished speaking, they noticed a gust of wind blowing, and this wind came with the fragrance of pink petals and grapefruit. Next, I only heard one person chanting: "Xiaolou listens to the spring rain all night, and I appreciate the wind, birds, flowers and moon." ”

After this burst of special effects passed, Lou Tingfeng stood in front of the two, and he looked at this side with a proud attitude, wanting to see the surprised expressions of the two new faces. found that Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao's faces showed explicit expressions of disgust at the same time, especially Liu Zijin, after seeing his face clearly, a sentence leaked out of his mouth: "...... Sure enough, it came out. ”

Gu Licha immediately sensed the embarrassment between the three of them, and he immediately said: "Listen to the wind, these two masters just came here and have no place to live, so I brought them here." ”

"Thank you, Cha. Lou Tingfeng thanked him, and then stretched out his hand and smiled, "Hello, my name is Lou Tingfeng." ”

Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao shook hands casually and introduced themselves: "Liu Zijin." ”

"Li Zhihao. ”

Looking at their half-dead tone, it was as if Lou Tingfeng owed them a lot of money. Although Lou Tingfeng felt a little unhappy, the master always had some quirks, and Gu Licha had emphasized the strength of the two to himself just now, so he still smiled and said: "On the way here, you must have heard Xiao Cha talk about the rules here." ”

Liu Zijin nodded, and said, "I know, but before that, I have to say a few words to Li Zhihao." ”

"Please. ”

Liu Zijin pulled Li Zhihao aside and said, "Do you want to flatten him?"

"Yes. ”

"I want to, too. ”

"Then go to Bian, what are you whispering to me?"

"But as friends, isn't it good for us to flatten him like this?"

As a friend, even if the friend's request is perverted, you must try to satisfy the other party if you can meet it, this is friendship. ”

Liu Zijin sighed, and said, "How much will we have to do later?"

"Beat him the premise that he doesn't die. ”

"Well, the hero sees the same thing. So be it, let's get over it. ”

Seeing the two of them coming over, Lou Tingfeng smiled and said, "Can you start?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then, you're welcome!"

After speaking, Lou Tingfeng rushed towards the two, but in the next second, he found that the two people in his field of vision disappeared. He poked his head left and right to find the two of them, but found himself being picked up like chickens. The next three minutes, the longest of his life, were like a punching bag, constantly being beaten. He couldn't resist, he couldn't run away, he couldn't even die, he didn't know what kind of grudge he had with these two people, but these two people did have a deliberate intention to take revenge on him.

When he was finally put down, he slowly said with tears in his eyes: "Why did you hit me ......"

Liu Zijin thought for a while, slapped his palms, and said with a suddenly realized expression: "Among the girls you abandoned, one of them was our friend, she told us your story, and we happened to see you, so we came to do the right thing for heaven." ”

"Isn't it good to give me a good time......

"But you have so many girlfriends, but I'm a single dog, I'm so upset. ”

Li Zhihao also nodded and said, "And the timing of your appearance is too bad." ”

Lou Tingfeng didn't understand what they were talking about, he just wanted to find a corner to sit down and cry against the wall. At this time, Liu Zijin said again: "Can we go in?"

“...... OK. ”

"Will you record the trick now or will it be recorded for you later?"

"Tomorrow...... Today, I just want to rest. ”

"Oh, thank you, you can choose any empty room, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"You're such a nice guy. ”

After speaking, Liu Zijin turned to Gu Licha with a smile again: "Thank you, we want to rest first, and if there is anything else, let's talk about it tomorrow, goodbye." ”

"Hmm. ”

Hearing the answer, Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao walked into the hotel with a smile and picked up the room. Gulica stood in place and looked at Lou Tingfeng, who looked miserable, and sighed: "I said a long time ago that I want you not to be so romantic. ”

"Who did I provoke...... What does it mean to have a bad time......"

He couldn't think of the right answer to this question