Chapter 10: Fish Soup Is Poisonous
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"Liuhe Soup, Huoxiang Zhengqi Dispersion, Aconite Lizhong Soup, Intravenous Infusion ......" Xu Zhiqian muttered silently, this is all a prescription she has never heard of, especially the last intravenous infusion, according to Zhou Xingyun's explanation, it seems that liquid should be injected directly into the meridians of the human body to let the exhausted patients replenish water, which is simply whimsical and bold to the extreme!
"There are a few herbs that I have heard the doctor mention, and they do have the effect of curing diarrhea. But there are a few medicines, but I have never heard of them......" Han Feng frowned, and he had already begun to think about whether the prescription would work.
Zhou Xingyun was patient and briefly told the two of them the characteristics and effects of each herb, so that the court could collect medicinal materials.
At this time, the pen, ink, paper and inkstone prepared by Xu Zhiqian finally came in handy, and she was engrossed in listening and recording at the same time, for fear that she would miss any of the medicinal materials by mistake.
"Gongzi Xingyun, Zhiqian will definitely give this prescription to his father, and let him send it to the palace Langzhong for identification as soon as possible, if the prescription you say is practical, even if you don't go to Beijing for an interview, you are qualified enough to join the Yipin Academy. ”
"I'm not rare...... Zhou Xingyun tried his best to explain, his saliva was almost dry, and now his throat was hoarse, so he couldn't help but pick up the fish soup next to him and drink it gurgling.
Xu Zhiqian noticed this scene, and Yan Ran suddenly appeared delicate, because it was the fish soup she had drunk. It's just that Zhou Xingyun's next move surprised Xu Zhiqian and Han Feng......
"Poof!" Zhou Xingyun gulped out the fish soup, looked panicked, and picked up the ingredients in the soup with a pale face to check it carefully.
"What's wrong with Brother Zhou?
"It's poisonous! It's poisonous in hot and sour fish soup!"
Zhou Xingyun hurriedly got up, and ran towards the guest of honor without looking back, the fish soup was mixed with the taste of poisonous herbs such as goldenrod, grass black, and Nanxing, although those who eat it by mistake will not die, but they will be weak and even lose their mobility, which is the most traditional anesthetic formula. If this soup is not an accidental masterpiece, then there must be someone who has a plan and wants to do something wrong with the martial arts, and he must immediately inform his uncle and uncle......
"Uncle, uncle, don't eat anything here! The wine and food at the birthday banquet are poisonous!"
At the birthday banquet of the Su Mansion, the elders of the various sects indulged their disciples to eat, drink and have fun, in order to enhance their relationship. As for themselves, they strictly abide by the etiquette of the guests, sit around the banquet and talk about the past and the present, and talk about the joys and sorrows of the rivers and lakes together when they were young.
Zhou Xingyun sincerely broke into the guest of honor, not only interrupting the elders to 'think about the past', but also arrogant and rude, asserting that the birthday banquet wine and food were poisonous, and the presumptuous behavior was outrageous, not to mention that Su Yuanwai and many sect elders were cold-eyed, even Yang Xiao and Tang Yanzhong were extremely angry and reprimanded the young man with a black face.
"Yun'er must not be rude! Usually you talk nonsense in the villa, but today is the birthday of Su's seniors, so you must not mess around here!"
"I'm not messing around, it's true, this fish soup is poisonous! I'm very familiar with the taste of this anesthetic......
"Presumptuous!Jiewen, take your third senior brother down!"
Yang Xiao shouted angrily, and Wu Jiewen rushed forward in a panic and forcibly pulled away Zhou Xingyun, who was unwilling in every way.
"Brother Su, don't be surprised, my nephew's mind is not sound, and he occasionally says horrific words, and there are many offends, I'm really sorry. ”
"Forget it, forget it, today is a day of great joy, and we don't care about juniors. ”
Su Yuanwai sighed very disappointed, he didn't expect that his birthday would make such a farce. However, everyone was afraid to drink, so he still instructed the family to test with a silver needle to see if the wine and food were poisonous.
As a result of the poison test, the silver needle was neither blackened nor discolored, which indirectly confirmed that Zhou Xingyun was making trouble.
"Third Senior Brother, what's wrong with you today? Master has explained that you must not cause trouble at the birthday banquet, why do you still ......?"
"Jevon believe me, fish soup is really poisonous!"
"But you can also see that Su Yuan tested the fish soup with a silver needle just now, and it is not toxic at all. ”
"Silver needles are not omnipotent!"
"Senior brother, you shouldn't be confused by strange fantasies again. ”
"I ......"
Zhou Xingyun was speechless for a moment, to be honest, he was not sure whether his inference was right or wrong, but he was uneasy in his heart, which made him believe that he had something and could not believe it.
At this moment, a chicken bone rashly struck and smashed on the back of Zhou Xingyun's head.
"What are you doing!"
"You're not welcome here!
"Well said! Smash it even better! Get out, impudent!"
Zhou Xingyun looked back angrily, only to see Zhao Hua uniting with Hu Dewei, blatantly throwing him with leftover bones. When the rest of the sect disciples saw it, some clapped their hands, some laughed, and some fell into the well, joining the team to throw garbage at Zhou Xingyun.
"The face of Jianshu Villa has been lost by you. Tang Yuanying was even more ruthless, and a pot of wine spilled Zhou Xingyun, making him drenched and embarrassed.
"Third Senior Brother, let's go quickly!" Wu Jiewen was afraid that everyone would be angry and beat people, so he quickly pulled him to hide behind the lake and pond trees, so as not to suffer from it.
Xu Zhiqian and Han Feng saw that Zhou Xingyun was humiliated, although they wanted to stop everyone's evil deeds, but they had more than enough strength to do so, and the disciples of various sects were so drunk that they couldn't listen to the advice of the two at all.
"Are you alright?"
"I'm fine. ”
Xu Zhiqian took out an embroidered handkerchief and carefully helped Zhou Xingyun clean up the stains on his body, while Han Feng looked grim and asked solemnly.
"Brother Zhou, are you sure that the soup is poisonous?"
"Nine times out of ten. Zhou Xingyun nodded in a shock, not thinking that even his uncle and uncle would not believe him, and said that he was not mentally sound......
"Third Senior Brother, I think that's your delusion, I've drunk two big bowls of fish soup, and it's not good yet. ”
"Xingyun Gongzi, Zhiqian also drank some soup and didn't feel uncomfortable. ”
"You'll be happy in a while!"
"Brother Zhou, does he have an antidote, Han also eats a lot of fish ......"
"Where am I going to find the antidote? Still, I have a way to detoxify. ”
"I want to hear about it. ”
Since there is a way to detoxify, Xu Zhiqian and Han Feng both breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the entire Su Mansion, I am afraid that only the two of them believe in Zhou Xingyun and suspect that the fish soup may really be poisonous.
"Come with me. Zhou Xingyun took Xu Zhiqian and the three of them to the well, fetched a large bucket of water and put it in front of Han Feng.
"Brother Han, drink this bucket of water quickly. ”
"Drinking water can detoxify?"
"Yes, you can detoxify after drinking it. Zhou Xingyun smiled maliciously, making Xu Zhiqian and the three of them look indifferent.
Han Feng hesitated for a few seconds, then resolutely lifted the wooden bucket and poured a bucket of water with a gurgling face. Anyway, it's just drinking water......
“...... I finished drinking it down. ”
"Good, open your mouth. Zhang Dadian ......"
Han Feng couldn't understand Zhou Xingyun's intentions at all, so he could only open his mouth at his command, while Xu Zhiqian stared at the two of them without blinking, wondering what method Zhou Xingyun used to help Han Feng detoxify.
When the time came to witness the miracle, Zhou Xingyun directly put his index finger into Han Feng's mouth and gently hooked it at the base of his tongue......
"Hmmm!"
Boom la la la......
The nausea suddenly made Han Feng vomit on the spot, and the food in his stomach was spilled all over the ground, and what he had just eaten was vomited back in an instant.
"Huh...... Xingyun Gongzi is talented, Zhiqian admires. Xu Zhiqian couldn't help but pinch her pretty nose and retreated, at this time she finally understood Zhou Xingyun's antidote recipe.
Visually looking at the handsome and dashing Han Feng, he vomited snot and tears, and Zhou Xingyun was happy in his heart.
"Brother Han don't stop, continue to drink water and continue to vomit, let alone three or five treatments. ”
"This ...... Dare to ask Brother Zhou if there is any other way to detoxify?" Han Feng burst into tears, although this method was good, it was too tormenting.
"Nope. This is a universal recipe for detoxification, you can try it in the future if you are poisoned by mistake, and the effect is outstanding!" Zhou Xingyun snickered proudly, he finally made the handsome guy embarrassed in front of the beauty.
"Miss Xu, you also drank some fish soup, or ......?"
"There is Lao Han's son worried. Zhiqian would rather have jade broken than a whole. ”
Xu Zhiqian was daunted, unless it was a matter of life and death, she was unwilling to use such methods to detoxify. Fortunately, Zhou Xingyun said that the soup is not very toxic, it will only make people dizzy, sleepy, and weak, and it will not kill people.
"Jevin, you go get some water, too. ”
"Do I want it too?"
"One more person and one more strength, I think today's birthday banquet is very unusual, if you treat me as a brother, believe me once. ”
"But...... All right. As a condition, the third senior brother will help me with chores for a week!"
"No problem!"
Under Zhou Xingyun's bewitchment, Wu Jiewen also followed Han Feng's example, vomited a few times fiercely, and even squeezed out the nest head that he ate at the inn at noon.
As Xu Zhiqian said, Zhou Xingyun initially felt very mediocre, not like a learned person at all, but as he got deeper, Han Feng felt more and more that he was not simple.
Han Feng began to believe in Zhou Xingyun's intuition and suspected that someone was going to be detrimental to the righteous path of martial arts, so he found Xu Zijian and summoned the disciples of the Leshan faction to 'wash the stomach' according to Zhou Xingyun's detoxification method.
The disciples of the Leshan faction were disgusted with Zhou Xingyun, but they did not dare to disobey Xu Zijian's orders, so they could only obediently detoxify.
However, the disciples of the Leshan faction, who had been tormented, said cruel words to Zhou Xingyun one after another, if nothing happened tonight, he would definitely not be able to eat and walk around.
Frankly speaking, Zhou Xingyun also hoped that tonight would be fine, after all, if the elders were poisoned, it would be impossible for them, a group of newborn calves, disciples in the sect who had not yet left the sect to break through and practice, would not be able to resist the ambush of foreign enemies.
The birthday banquet started at five o'clock in the afternoon, and two hours passed before I knew it, and although it was not completely dark today, the sun had set.
The lanterns in the garden are lit up by the Sufu maid, and the fireflies are like stars in the sky, which immediately illuminates the whole of Beppu.
The disciples of each sect were full of food and drink, and they couldn't help but feel itchy, and staged martial arts and swords on the lawn, and the elders looked around at the friendly atmosphere in the garden, and they all nodded happily.
However, just when everyone was having fun, Xu Zhiqian's eyes were clouded, and she fell into Zhou Xingyun's arms crumblingly.