Chapter 218: A Non-Existent Photo
Seeing that the three of them were back, Liu Zijin asked very abruptly, "Have you seen IS?"
Li Zhihao is not surprised, he has long been accustomed to such a jumping conversation with Liu Zijin. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Are you talking about Gui Zheng and that, or are you talking about a group of little cows holding mechs for a sports meeting?"
"Gui Zheng and that, and there are little cows everywhere, and there are a few milkless ones. ”
"You like cows anyway. Hahaha, what's wrong with Gui Zheng and that?"
"I don't just like cows! To get back to the point, of course I support the male protagonist and Iori in IS. But I still can't forget that scene, Akiba Yihime left and never came back, and she didn't even give her a frame of pictures in the back of the manga. ”
"Ah, I remember that scene too. ”
"Of course I do...... This story tells us that first love often leads to a sad end because of such and such things, and it is impossible to reverse it no matter how hard you try. ”
"Oh, when I talk about these feelings, love, I hear it in my head. It's better to smoke, drink, watch animations and watch movies, everything is settled. ”
"It's just that I'm too idle to think about these things. But it's rare to have a chance to make amends, but don't miss it, Akiba Yihime will never come back, but her courage is passed on to everyone who reads the manga. ”
"Haha, I don't see any courage in you, don't you often say that you meet a girl you like, let alone confess, you don't even dare to look at her. ”
"That's right, I was too shy to do it, I just wanted to meet my 100% girl, that's all. Then again, I'm the same now. ”
"Haha, you're all this age, and you're still thinking about this kind of thing?"
"What a stupid thing to say, I'm only sixteen. ”
"Then I'm seventeen. ”
"Speaking of which, do you know a passage from Qian Zhongshu? That is, 'A boy who is eighteen or nineteen years old and has no girlfriend often hides a woman in his heart who is worth the number of the emperor's thirty-six palaces, and the filth in his heart is sometimes more than a public toilet. At the same time, he has a lofty concept of love, he hopes to find a woman who can match his heart, have an intimate and pure relationship, push the physiological impulse far away, wrap it in heavy ornaments, and do not allow it to show its true face. ’”
"No, but it makes a lot of sense. ”
"It does make a lot of sense. ”
Yi Shaoguang listened to it for a long time, she hadn't read what he said, but she wrote down the name, and when the matter was over, she would definitely make up for the comic. But this topic suddenly changed again, why is it still IS in the front, and Qian Zhongshu in the back?
She couldn't help but say, "So, you also have a three palaces and six courtyards in your heart?"
Liu Zijin smiled: "I don't just have three palaces and six courtyards in my heart, I also have a city where different girls live." And I have different stories, and whenever I think of different stories, I stuff different girls into them and make some glamorous stories with only basic logic and IQ arrears. But my heart is not a public toilet, as the saying goes, every boy is, and every boy is. If I were a public toilet, all the boys would be public toilets. ”
"Yes...... How is it?"
Liu Zijin looked at Yi Shaoguang meaningfully, and said slowly: "The color is beyond your imagination." ”
"Than ...... For example. ”
"Oh, wearing all kinds of clothes that don't cover your body in various places and posing in eighteen looks is only an entry, do you understand?"
"Woo......"
Su Yan suddenly said, "Wan Wan said that you didn't even dare to hold your hand. ”
Liu Zijin smiled: "Yes, because it's only about *** without any love." After all, my fantasies are just a tool for me to vent my lust, and the people I like are the targets I chase. Hugo said that when true love comes, the first feeling a boy feels is inferiority. Yes, when I see someone I like, all I think is that I am not worthy of her, if she likes me, then I want to try to become someone worthy of her, I want to hold her hand, hug her, and play happily with her, that's all. ”
Li Zhihao sighed: "So it's a virgin...... Always have some unrealistic delusions......"
Liu Zijin laughed and said, "After all, I'm a virgin." ”
admits that he is a virgin so cheerfully, and Liu Zijin is the only one left.
Liu Zijin finished laughing, and said, "Okay, let's get down to business, have you found anything?"
Li Zhihao smiled: "I turned around, and I didn't find anything else, but I found a photo, just on the board under the Ferris wheel, I found a photo of you and Lin Liwei, which looks like a promotional photo." ”
Liu Zijin said curiously: "I haven't taken any promotional photos. ”
"Of course, I think it's the same for people you hate to take pictures of, but I took a picture with my phone, you see. ”
Li Zhihao took out his mobile phone, Liu Zijin leaned over to look at it for a while, and said slowly: "Although this looks like me, I don't have such a photo in my memory." ”
"Did you suffer too much amnesia?"
"No?"
"That's a flash of the shutter, and your memory is sucked into the camera?"
"It's better than your brains turning into alcohol. ”
"But it's you who look at this picture. ”
"That's interesting. ”
Yi Shaoguang also took out his mobile phone and said, "I also saw your photo, and ...... It's very strange. ”
Liu Zijin looked at the phone, and immediately knew why it was strange, the background of the photo was the blue slide of the water park in the park, and the frolicking in the pool was Liu Zijin and Su Yan in a hot swimsuit, Su Yan's chest showed a deep furrow, attracting Liu Zijin's attention.
Liu Zijin looked at the magic ditch and said, "Su Yan, you and I haven't been to any water parks, have ......we?" Besides, I haven't seen your swimsuit at all. ”
Su Yan nodded, and said, "I didn't have silver hair before, I was black hair. ”
"Hmm...... Alas......"
Liu Zijin let out a long sigh, looked away from his phone, and after a long time, asked, "Su Yan, you must have seen the photo too, right?"
Su Yan grinned, stretched out his arm as white as the soft clouds in the sky to Liu Zijin and said, "Well, I saw you and Shake Light." ”
Liu Zijin looked over and found that he and Yi Shaoguang were sitting in front of a piano in the photo, pressing their four hands on the keys together, the two looked at each other, and a gentle smile appeared on their faces.
Liu Zi sighed: "Although I like girls who can play the piano very much, and I have played with beautiful girls in my dreams, the only piano repertoire I will have in my life is the vulgar piece performed by the whole class at the Chinese Art Meeting." ”
Li Zhihao smiled: "You mean flying to someone else's bed?"
"yes, Shake Light definitely won't play. ”
Yi Shaoguang smiled: "If you like it, I can learn it." ”
"Don't, the three views are going to be ruined. ”
Li Zhihao raised his eyes and asked, "Then it's your turn next, according to this rhythm, you should find a photo with where I am, right?"
"I always feel that you are angry. Why should I take any sweet photos with men, I just went to a different space, saw some of the past, was asked questions, and was forced to the precipice of life, that's all. ”
"What, I'm hurt, my heart is going to break. ”
"Go, go, don't toss around here. I'm talking a lot in that other dimension, so in order not to be too embarrassed, you better hurry up and come with me. ”
"Which way to go first?"
"Of course...... I've been depressed for a long time, it's time to change my mood, and the ultimate meaning of changing my mood is not to go back to the swimsuit?"
Yi Shaoguang looked at him with slanted eyes, and said coldly: "Public toilet." ”
Liu Zijin didn't hear it, he laughed twice, and said, "Let's go! I remember that there are swimsuits sold around there! Don't worry about the money, my mother stuffed me a lot before I went out!"
Li Zhihao was also ready to move: "Oh, oh, oh, oh! Then what are we waiting for! Liu Zijin, you dead pervert!"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The two immediately walked to the water park shoulder to shoulder, but they didn't expect to hear a loud bang just a few steps away, and then Li Zhihao fell to the ground, as if hitting an invisible wall.
Liu Zijin blinked and said, "Could it be ......?"
Li Zhihao lay on the ground for a long time before he said, "Is that the ......?"
"Okay......"
Obviously, an enchantment was set up in this park, and Li Zhihao was separated from the enchantment, each enchantment has several array eyes, and only by breaking the array eye enchantment will it disappear, and it is obvious that Li Zhihao does not have that opportunity to go to the water park.
"I'll inherit your will!
Li Zhihao pressed his hands on his eyes, as if he was dead, and did not say a word. Liu Zijin knew Li Zhihao's depression, he laughed exaggeratedly a few times, and said, "Su Yan and Shaoguang, you can try it too." ”
When she walked to Liu Zijin's vicinity, Yi Shaoguang stopped, carefully stretched out her hand forward, and then she touched the wall, she sighed and said, "I have it too." ”
Su Yan walked straight towards Liu Zijin without stopping, and then walked to Liu Zijin's side unimpeded, Liu Zijin smiled slightly: "It seems that the two of us went." ”
Su Yan held Liu Zijin's hand and said, "Well, the two of us, the same as in the photo." ”
Liu Zijin turned his head and smiled: "Then you two just wait here, we will come as soon as we go." ”
Li Zhihao was still lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, Yi Shaoguang secretly looked at Su Yan's chest, and then he was deeply hurt again, he was so bold in his clothes, and he would have to wear a swimsuit when he wore it!?
However, there is not much that can be done.
Yi Shaoguang warned: "Liu Zijin, don't have any crooked thoughts about Su Yan, if I know about it, I won't be able to spare you." ”
"Got it, my Miss Shake Light. ”
"Su Yan, don't let him bully, you have to resist when he bullies you. ”
"Why did he bully me?"
"Boys just like to bully girls. ”
"Oh......"
"Why, I like to bully and shake the light. ”
"Hmm......"
"Hahaha, then I'll go, I'll be back right away. ”
"Hmm...... You guys, be careful. ”
"Got it. ”
Liu Zijin took Su Yan's hand and walked to the water park, the photo he had just seen flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help but praise: "Ah, it's like milk spilled in the morning." ”
"What......?"
"It's nothing, hahaha, it seems like even the fragrance smells. ”
No matter how you look at it, Liu Zijin's heart is as filthy as a public toilet.