Chapter 144 It's too terrible to be uneducated

Walking to the prison cave, General Wolf didn't know what was going on, kicked the sharp-faced little demon guarding the door a few times, and then shouted and cursed in his mouth, "I asked you to guard the cell, not to ask you to sleep lazily, neglect your duties, and come back to settle accounts with you." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Snake Ji knew that the wolf general was pointing at the little demon's nose, but it was she who was scolding. She didn't defend and scolded, otherwise it would show that she was weak-hearted.

The little demon lay on the ground and begged bitterly, "General Wolf spares his life, the little one doesn't dare anymore." ”

Looking at the back of the wolf general leaving, the little demon touched the knee that had fallen, thinking that it was really a fairy fight, and the little ghost suffered. Wait a minute, hurry up and ask for leave, and hide for a few days.

Listening to the quarrel between the snake queen and the wolf general all the way, it was obviously a struggle between the harem and the ministers, Wei Xiaoge was thoughtful, there was no unity in the monster nest!

After a while, the flames of war burned on her head, and the wolf general asked viciously: "Terran woman, why are your injuries so much worse? If it weren't for Lao Tzu pulling the pig sloppy, your head would have been flattened." Did the snake queen give you some bad food, or did she use some other means, for fear that you would compete with her for favor?"

As soon as these words came out, Snake Ji looked at Wei Xiaoge with her eyes, secretly hoping that she had better not say anything inappropriate.

Where is this black cauldron going?

Being stared at by two monsters, Wei Xiaoge was a little undecided.

offended the wolf general, this big demon could poke her to death with a finger at the moment, and casually said that she was seriously injured and died. offended the snake queen, and there were more times when the black hand was behind the back, and the reason was still ready-made, saying that it was the wolf general who did it.

Although I really want to sow discord, I am not at this moment.

Then, you can only make a fortune in silence.

She shook her head weakly, and opened her mouth to speak, but she ho-ho twice, as if she had completely lost the ability to speak, and looked how weak and weak she was. However, he secretly prayed in his heart, hoping that Bai Ze would not be intercepted and would be able to spread the news.

This badly injured body has become a good way to delay time for the time being.

barely behaved well, accepted it, and the treatment was upgraded, and Wei Xiaoge was placed in a room that looked like a boudoir.

The Tiger King's cave is huge, and there are five or six wooden houses in this area that are barely carved beams and paintings, although they are not large, but they can be built in the cave, which is very rare. The house is full of rosewood furniture, although it is not much, but it is complete, dressers, tables and chairs, etc., and there are shelf beds carved with floral figures.

Although it looks a little old, it is a little exquisite.

I don't know how much effort it took to get such large pieces of furniture from outside in the demon cave, and I didn't know how much effort it took to kill many craftsmen.

Lying on the big bed, Wei Xiaoge was covered with a soft mattress, a brocade quilt, and a pink light gauze tent, and a pair of yellow and clear gold hooks lifted the gauze tent. The clothes were also new, comfortable soft silk singles, but it really made her feel very insecure.

It's just a close-fitting layer of clothes, just pull it casually, and it's slippery.

All the living conditions are served by a small mink demon about three or four feet tall.

The mink demon's face has not yet grown neatly, and its claws are very sharp, but it is very seductive, wearing a gorgeous peach-colored jacket, wearing a willow-green pleated skirt, and a red and bright silk flower on its head.

There was only fluff but no hair, and it felt like glue was glued to the head.

If she really wants to eat by herself, she can barely do it, but at this time, she still pretends to be paralyzed according to her original idea. With the hand of the mink demon, she drank a bowl of sweet white fungus soup, and she closed her eyes tiredly, indicating that she wanted to sleep.

The mink demon pursed his lips, put away his previous kind face, twisted his waist impatiently and went out.

It didn't take long for Wei Xiaoge to faintly hear the mink demon complaining in a low voice with someone, "How can the king be so rare as these human women, weak, what is there to see." ”

But he heard a shrill female demon comforting: "It's good to wait for us to transform into shapes, and we will have a human form in the future, even if we can't be the wife of the king, we may not be able to ask the wolf general to accept it." In other words, the king has tossed and killed many boudoir ladies, and there is no shortage of this one, anyway, it is none of our business to come and go. ”

The mink demon smiled lightly, and said, "Also, this one looks thinner and weaker than before, and he is still injured, if the Tiger King can't wait, it's best." ”

"Mink, you be quiet, don't let her hear?"

"What if you hear it, can she still get out of this cave alive!"

Wei Xiaoge, who was pretending to be asleep, kept his ears pricked up, and immediately trembled with anger, and then there was a burst of panic.

I'm afraid this tiger demon has been a monster for many years, and I don't know how many good women have been ruined.

The two monsters outside muttered something again, nothing more than the trivial things of the East and the West, and they were on par with, or even surpassed, the mundane woman with many mouths and tongues. The so-called upward and downward effect, the Tiger King's head is crooked, and the people serving below are naturally even more unseemly.

The name of the mink demon is called Mink Xi, but I don't see any joy in her, and she is full of complaints.

The topic slowly came back, and Mink Xi said again: "...... This green building, it seems that the future master is this woman surnamed Wei. Alas, I was so miserable that I had to stew some warm soup for her to drink every day. ”

"The lord of the Blue Mansion is not easy to serve, and now he has a big belly, and he wants it every day, picking his nose and eyes. I don't know what will be born, do you say it's a tiger, or a half-human, half-tiger?"

Mink Xi snorted with his nose, "It only counts if it can be born, the Tiger King wants a child born to a human girl, but unfortunately it is not a stillborn womb, one corpse and two lives." ”

"I guess it's a big baby!"

"I think, I guess it's all snake and fox Ji who are ghosts. ”

"Shhhh ”

The two little shemales stopped talking, and seemed to be a little afraid of the snake and the fox.

If he hadn't been imprisoned here, Wei Xiaoge would have felt that he was having a nightmare at all, where was there such a bizarre plot, it was absurd to the extreme.

Listening to the tone, the place where she lives is called the Green Building, and what is the Blue Building, where lives a poor human woman, who is even pregnant with the birth of the Tiger King, and it is very likely that she will not be able to give birth at all.

That girl is really strong, she can last so long without hanging.

I'm afraid it's abuse and abuse, and I'm used to it.

Speaking of which, the deer king has a lot of literary talents, and the name is so level, the place where he lives is called Taoyuan Valley, his palace is called Yanshou Palace, the rabbit demon is called "Mochizuki", and the antelope is called "hanging horn".

The Tiger King here, the mink demon is called Mink Xi, the snake beauty is called the snake queen, and the place where the ladies live is named after the color, and it is estimated that there are still red buildings, purple buildings, and yellow buildings.

She was disdainful, and suddenly realizedβ€”

I'll go, Qinglou!

Actually living in a green building?!

The uneducated demon is really terrible.

The next morning, after drinking more than half a bowl of greasy white fungus soup, Wei Xiaoge smiled weakly, "I'm tired of Sister Mink, I really can't drink it now." ”

Mink's face sank, stood up, "bang", and put the bowl heavily on the table, "Miss Wei, it took me more than half an hour to boil it out, dozens of hundreds of years old mountain white fungus, such warm food, ordinary people can't eat it if they want to." ”

Yesterday Mink Xi could barely put on some good faces, but today he obviously lost his patience.

It also depends on how big the bowl is, the bowl with a big head, who can drink so much in one go. Wei Xiaoge really couldn't understand what these monsters thought.

During the three days of captivity, he ate a big meal in the morning and went hungry in the evening. One meal for three meals, this way of feeding, she fully understands the incompetence. Could it be that the monsters all live like this, some eat and drink wildly, and those who don't eat tighten their bellies?

Naturally, though, she wouldn't argue with the monster.

At the moment, there is still something serious to do for this lazy monster to contribute, and no matter what, it will be perfunctory.

With a smile on her face, she said weakly: "Sister might as well put it aside, drink it later, don't have to be hot anymore, I like to drink cold." ”

Mink's face is a little better, and he doesn't need to go back to the pot to heat it up. Besides, this Terran lady didn't say anything yesterday, but today she was polite, and she called a sister's one sister, and she called it quite comfortably.

His eyes rolled, and the mink hurriedly said: "Well, you yourself said that you like to drink cold, and when the time comes, you are not allowed to complain to the king that I am abusing you." ”

Wei Xiaoge laughed secretly in his heart, this lazy demon would even play a little cautious.

She smiled slightly, "My sister treats me so well, I make soup myself, where can I complain." By the way, Sister Minxi, what do you say the king likes? I don't know anything else, but I know a few lines of poetry, does the king like these?"

Let's cut straight to the point!

Squinting at Wei Xiaoge, Diao Xi suddenly realized, no wonder he ignored it yesterday, but today he smiled on his face, it turned out that he wanted to talk from it.

What does the Tiger King like, that's a good question.

The black bean eyeballs hidden in Mink's thin eyes turned around twice. It is very easy to vote for the king, but it is extremely difficult to maintain a favored position all the time. The Tiger King likes the new and hates the old, don't be too fast!

However, poetry is definitely one of the Tiger King's great hobbies, and he loves to listen to the poems of the delicate young ladies the most.

"Miss Wei, I can tell you if the Tiger King likes poetry or not, but ......." Mink Xi pondered for a moment, deliberately hanging his appetite, why should it sell news.

Wei Xiaoge said with a smile: "Sister, don't worry, the words come out of your mouth and into my ears, and they will never be spread out." There are really no good things in his hands at the moment, but in the future, the king may not have no rewards, as long as Sister Mink Xi likes it, just take it. ”

"It's pretty much the same!" Mink Xi blurted out, accidentally spitting out the words in his heart.

coughed lightly twice, Wei Xiaoge pretended not to notice it.

She was really perfunctory and impatient, so she asked directly: "Does the king like poetry or not?"

Mink Xi nodded, "The king likes those things of the boudoir lady the most, whether it is poetry or embroidered shoes, if the young lady can recite poetry right, the king will definitely be happy." ”

Who cares what the Tiger King likes, she just uses this excuse to pull the poems, the purpose is this little banshee.

"Well, do you see this poem is good? I'll read it to you. ”

Where does Wei Xiaoge remember any poems, either there are only one or two sentences, or they are the simplest. She read a little poem in the most poetic voice.

- Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves.

It's really shy.

Singing goose!

It's really terrible to be uneducated!(To be continued.) )