The reaction of the immortals was not beyond Zhou Ruye's expectations. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After Zhou Ru saw the dress of this group of immortals for the first time, he knew in his heart that the civilization of the Heavenly Realm lagged behind the human world for at least two thousand years.

Two thousand years! What is that?

Two thousand years ago, China was still playing with mud in the embryonic form of feudalism.

In other words, the current Heavenly Court is a poor and remote place with backward culture, backward education, and backward entertainment.

Don't look at the immortals present, all of them are brightly dressed and gorgeous, with extraordinary spirits, and there are five people and six people, but in the essence of the spirit, they are a group of hillbillies, and they have never seen much of the world at all.

So a primary school math problem brought down the Wenqu star in the sky, and Zhou Ru didn't think it was strange at all.

Wen Quxing fainted, and all the immortals stared at Zhou Ru angrily for a long time, their eyes were very unkind.

However, the facts are in front of you, losing is losing, winning is winning, Zhou Ru can solve it, Wenqu Xingjun can't solve it, and all the immortals present have no reason to kill Zhou Ru even though they are angry.

What's more, there is a respected Taishang Laojun next to him, isn't it?

Huo De Xingjun supported Wenqu Xingjun, Lei Gong and Dian Mother were together, and the giant spirit canopy was together, several immortals snorted coldly, glanced at Zhou Ru is fiercely, and brushed their sleeves away.

Li Jing held the Linglong Pagoda and walked at the end, when he passed by Zhou Rushi's side, his footsteps paused slightly, turned his head and glanced at Zhou Rushi with deep meaning, and said: "The teacher is knowledgeable, and the immortal is respectful. ”

The lazy Zhou Ru was stunned when he heard this, his eyes narrowed, and he carefully observed Li Jing's expression.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll teach your child badly?"

Li Jing stroked his beard and laughed: "I believe that your talent will not disappoint the old man." ”

"Hey, do you have a lot of faith in me!"

"That's natural, the person who can beat Wenqu Xingjun in talent and learning, the old man has never seen anyone in ten thousand years. "The implication is that if I don't have confidence in you, who can I have confidence in?

Li Jing squeezed his eyes at Zhou Ru, flicked his hem, laughed, and drove away.

It's quite chic, but what's going on with this feeling of identity makes my little heart a little warm.

Zhou Ru stared at Li Jing's figure and disappeared into the clouds, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a faint smile.

He suddenly felt that the immortals in Heavenly Court were not all so arrogant and bad, and there were one or two who looked quite cute.

。。。。。。。。。

The clouds are light and the wind is light, the sky is high and the moon is far away.

At this time, only an old man, a woman, and a little doll with shiny eyes were left in the empty hall.

"Ahem。。。。。。 Xiaoyou's talent is comparable to the sun and the moon, and this immortal is very comforted!"

Taishang Laojun, who pretended to be deep, coughed twice, smiled, and said, "It's a wise move for me to choose you to be a teacher!"

"Huh。。。。。。 ”

"It's really a wise move, buddy just arrived in Heaven by the group of immortals came to dismount, almost lost his life, but he still provoked others, everything about this tragedy is all thanks to you. You must be wise, old man!"

Zhou Ru hugged his arms and stared at Taishang Laojun with a sneer, gritting his teeth, with an unkind face.

"Ahem。。。。。。 “

Taishang Laojun coughed twice in embarrassment, and hurriedly stood up, "I almost forgot, my elixir has not been practiced yet, I will go first, and I will get together with Xiaoyou another day." ”

After that, he turned into a flowing cloud and disappeared in front of Zhou Ruye out of thin air, running faster than his mother's light.

"Old man, you。。。。。。 Zhou Ru was angry and wanted to find this unreliable Taishang Laojun and said, but he slipped away, and half of the words in his mouth were swallowed back by him.

"It's out of tune!"

Zhou Ru lazily fell back on the carpet and slandered Taishang Laojun.

He rolled his eyelids and winked at the two remaining people in the hall.

It means saying, "Why are you still here when all the people are gone?"

The beautiful female official Zhiqin was holding the little girl with an expressionless face, as if she didn't understand the meaning in Zhou Ru's eyes, she moved the lotus step lightly, walked slowly, and shook her posture with every move.

The graceful figure is seen in Zhou Ruye's eyes, just like Liu Yifei's version of "The Condor Heroes", when he first appeared, he was dressed in a plain white dress, three thousand green silk fluttered, fell from the nine heavens, and threw himself into his arms, and the impact made his heart and liver tremble with an eighteen-magnitude earthquake.

Swallowing his saliva very angrily, Zhou Ru pretended to be calm and maintained a crooked posture, but his eyes had already flown to the female official of Zhiqin, looking intoxicated.

It's close, it's close!

Plop plop!

Ahh

Yes!

She's going to smile at me.

Oh, how did she fly away.

Alas。。。。。。 Hey。。。。。。。 How did you go!

Three seconds later, Zhou Ru smiled bitterly, he glanced at the little girl he was holding in his hand, and sighed silently.

Sister Dare to Love Fairy is here to give the doll.

Zhou Ru was very disappointed, and the consequence of his disappointment was that he tried to stare at the little girl, trying to force her back with his eyes, so that he could know how powerful the teacher's majesty was!

As a result, the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, the little girl is not afraid of him at all, staring at him with eyes that are much bigger than him, quite a domineering queen style, okay?

"What's your name?"

"Ninth sister. ”

"I mean your name?"

"Ninth sister. ”

"Do you know your name, what do people call you when they see you?"

"Ninth sister. ”

You baby buddy can't teach it, Zhou Ru rolled his eyes, a little dizzy.

He changed his crooked posture and waved at the little girl, motioning for her to play.

As a result, the little girl didn't leave, and her eyes were shining like a hungry wolf, and she stretched out her claws and pounced on him, and sat on his stomach.

"You're so good, can you tell a story to the ninth sister?"

"Don't talk about it!"

A sinking stomach.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Don't talk about it!"

The stomach is heavy again.

'To tell?'

"Ah。。。。。。h Speak...... Let's talk about it。。。。。。 Crush me, what kind of spell did you cast, how can you change the weight of your body at will?"

Zhou Ru was almost out of breath by this little girl, and felt that her ribs were about to break.

In desperation, for the sake of his own life, someone had no choice but to raise his hands high, pick up his white underwear and surrender, and succumb to the obscene power of the little girl.

"Uh-huh" The little girl clapped her hands, happily looking like a victorious general, she flashed back, and her figure floated back.

Zhou Ru suddenly felt the pressure on his stomach drop sharply, and Fang exhaled with difficulty.

After calming down, his eyes secretly glanced at the little girl in front of him, and Zhou Ru suddenly felt that his life would be dark.

I want to cry, I want to go home to my mother.

This is only a baby, tomorrow Li Jing's baby will come again, buddy do you want to live, woohoo, let me go to the lower realm.

No one will pay attention to Zhou Ruye's pleading, especially with an evil little Lori with an angel face next to her.

"Let's tell a story," the domineering queen spoke.

"Yes, Your Highness. ”

"It's the last day of the year, Chinese New Year's Eve, and it's snowing and it's frighteningly cold. A little girl selling matches was walking down the street, her clothes were old and torn, and she was wearing a pair of her mother's big slippers on her feet. She had many boxes of matches in her pockets, and she kept shouting, "Sell matches, sell matches!" along the way。。。。。。。 At this time, one saw a little girl freezing to death in the corner, her face shining and her mouth smiling. There were matchsticks scattered all over the ground, and there was a match in her little hand. ”

"Woo。。。。。。 Whining...... ”

"The little match girl is so pitiful, the ninth sister doesn't want her to die!

"Teacher, save her。。。。。。! ”

The little girl who was carved in pink and jade cried into tears, and a pair of small hands grabbed Zhou Ruye's collar, shaking desperately.

I saw that Zhou Ruye's head was in close contact with the carpet like a pile driver, and it was banging.

"Don't shake it, ah。。。。。。 Burst...... Lao Tzu's head is going to be shaken open by you!"

Zhou Ru was in tears like rain, and she wanted to vomit blood with grief and indignation, am I teaching a baby?

No, the fairy baby is not a baby, it's a monster!

I'm a little match girl!